Mark my words, I've read some shit that I should not have been able to. Trump will be short of the 1237 number come June and will offer VP position to Rubio, which will solidify his position before the GOP establishment.
It will ultimately be Cruz+Kasich vs. Trump+Rubio come the convention and they will hand it to Trump+Rubio.
>>70195466
Who's this fluid druid?
>having a foamboy as a VP
Nice way to get JFK'd
He won't get an establishment running mate
>Little Marco
>>70195514
who is this mattress actress?
>>70195529
>gets called Little Marco
>gets offered VP
Lad, Trump can call me Little WHATEVER if he offers me VP.
>>70195527
There's a reason Rubio requested his delegates to remain bound to him all the way up to the convention. Trump will end up with around ~1100 delegates and Rubio will release his to Trump once they make a deal.
>>70195555
Who's this boner toner?
Trump + Jeb as VP would be funny. He could bully Jeb and make him do all the inane things.
>>70195604
No the point is that he's tainted. He is forever "Little Marco" in this presidential race.
>>70195737
And then he dies.
>>70195555
Checked nigga!
Stop reading into garbage.
Truth is Trump will get shlonged by the GOP and nobody will be there to help him.
He will be a cry baby and run 3rd party so Hillary can win a landslide.
>>70195963
who is this semen demon?
>>70195466
I've heard some ridiculous things in my time, but this...
I think if he makes it he should run with Scott Brown.
Dude is moderate with strong ties to the blue collar and a good deal of experience in politics.
Plus, he's from New Hampshire, which is going to be close this year, and a lot of scenarios with trump winning having in winning just barely so with New Hampshire.
>>70196104
He will offer Rubio VP. You really think Rubio will reject his offer? Really??? Rubio resigned from the Senate back in October and his term ends in November. He really needs something to do and VP is perfect for him.
>>70195529
does he/she even post any more
better Rubio than Cruz, I guess
>>70196104
I'd rather watch this place go to hell and be cuckd madam president than be cucked by the GOP
>>70196120
Name of this dick duchess?
>>70196235
who is this cock dock?
>>70195604
aside from Little Marco
the attacks weren't vicious
not like Lying Ted or the character assassination of Jeb!
I think a bridge could be made
Either Rubio uses those delegates or he disappears from public life
who is this jizz wiz?
>>70196325
who is this wiener cleaner?
>>70196057
who is this penis machinist?
who is this dongle mongle?
WHO
>>70196001
>So on June 16th on the escalator with my wife Melania...
>Isn't this convention fun?
>Well we will all beat Hillary or the communist, who cares
>So this is the part where I pick my VP right?
>So I've been talking to Priebus, Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan about my VP picks
>Oh boy, we started with 17 people
>Scott Walker...boom...down
>Rand Paul...boom...down
>Carly Fiorina...boom...down
>Jeb Bush...boom...down
>Marco {Little Marco}...boom...down
>Governor Kasich...boom...down
>Ted C-
>HA HA LYIN TED
>HOLDS THE BIBLE UP HIGH AND HE LIES
>ITS ONE THING TO HAVE A GOVERNOR AND A SENATOR CALL SOMEONE A LIAR BECAUSE YOU KNOW HE'S A LIAR, NEVER SEEN ANYONE LIE SO MUCH
>At least Jeb didn't lie, which brings me to a point...
>Where is Jeb? Is he invited?
>I'm trying to find Jeb in the audience...{very low energy}
>Oh there you are
>Jeb, get up in here
>You're going to be my Vice President
>Every Reagan needs their Bush
>>70196284
whos this prostate magistrate?
>>70196694
Who is that cunny bunny?
He will pick Fiorina.
Calling it now.
>>70196001
>"Jeb come here real quick and eat this marker cap."
>"Jeb I want you to call meet the new white house janitor, her name is Columba."
>"Jeb I want you to take 3 secret service agents and go to a smoothie king and talk about how great my policies are."
>"Jeb come and fix my tie."
>"Jeb my shoes are scuffed, what the fuck?"
>>70196812
>cunny
pedo pls go
>>70195555
Who is this schlong sargent?
>>70196822
If he wants to turn his enemies to stone with her medusa look, yes
>>70196018
It doesn't really matter if it's the only way Trump gets the nomination. You know the GOP won't give it to Trump, they will use his polls vs Hillary to take it even if he falls one delegate short.
Problem with Rubio is we need someone who isn't a pussy to be VP.
The number of people from the entire world, and the states, that are going to try to kill Trump is higher then Obama by 10x.
The VP needs to not be a cuck.
>>70195466
Forget appeasing the establishment or trying to appeal to the far right evangelical base... Trump's gonna throw everyone for a loop and do the most unexpected thing possible - his entire GE strategy will center around pushing his public image towards the middle of the spectrum in order to appeal to Indpendents and disgruntled moderate Democrats who aren't on board with Clinton.
It's a risky gambit, but if it works it's fucking pure genius. Suddenly states that Democrats take for granted every election cycle are in play (or at least the DNC needs to actually spend money to ensure those states stay blue).
Trump's strategy will be to portray his ticket as a bold and unconventional, willing to cross party lines and disregard establishment politics to do whatever needs to be done. He's going to make the Democrats compete for their own base.
And we all know who he'll want on his ticket for a ballsy fight like that.
>>70197130
>trump nominee with rubio as vp
>trump not nominee
Pick 1
>>70197237
Why are all these cucks automatically implying that Hillary is the Dem nominee?
roleplaying and sensationalism
sure is your average thread on /pol/
>>70196026
and then our country absolutely implodes taking cuckboys and mexicunts with them.
>>70196325
Rubio was vicious in his attacks on Trump though. He called him a con artist who would destroy the GOP if nominated.
>>70197248
Honestly if you think the only possibility for a VP is a cuck cuban, you are delusional.
How about Colin Powell as VP. How about Jeff Sessions? There are literally a hundred better options then foam party rubio.
>>70197347
Because she will be
>>70195466
What if Trump annouces Sanders as VP?
Can an R candidate have an independent as VP?
>>70197628
They totally could.
However it's a 1000% higher chance that you yourself from Russia would be named Trump's VP over Sanders.
>>70195466
ITS RUBIO! *splashes water from bottle*
>>70197413
Why is everything that Christie does a carivature of Christie
>>70197628
You can't mix oil and water anon.
>>70197684
Wait, a non-citizen can be a VP? Can't be.
Also, send your failed presidential candidates here, they will be an improvement over our current politicians.
Hell, an obese omnigender pansexual double moccha frappuchino would be a be better at politics and management than our current elite.
>>70195466
Implying it won't be Rudy Giuliani
>>70197846
It's called an oil spill.
Trump deals with foreign affairs and brow-beats military/intelligence into stopping resisting and cutting bloated budget, Sanders deals with business regulation and civil liberties.
>>70195466
I... actually believe this might happen.....................
>>70197745
I love that clip
>>70197602
>implying Bernie won't win CA in a landslide
>>70197855
We have a non-citizen running for president right now. (Ted Cruz)
But my point is that the ideology difference between those candidates and the people who support them is so great, that your own chances of being VP is equal.
Which is to say there is zero chance.
I can see how from the outside it might look like a genius move to unite the two sides. However it would actually destroy both sides if it was done. And there is no taste here for the joining of these two sides.
>>70196690
underated posts>>70195466
>>70196849
lel
>>70195466
I went from hating Rubio to liking him right after he started the low brow insults on Trump. He dropped the Roboto act and actually seemed much more electable. He was willing to betray Jeb by running so he will surely be willing to betray the GOP to nab the VP position. This is gonna be great!
Didn't Trump say he wants someone that would help him make deal with Congress?
>>70196849
>>"Jeb I want you to call meet the new white house janitor, her name is Columba."
>>70198812
>>70196849
>>70198332
>>70196001
>>70196690
Slow and steady wins the race!
>>70196001
no, his father ruined the later years of Reagan's presidency.
>>70198511
I thought his best moment was his suspension speech, he is a very talented speaker if nothing else.
these two love each other. this is going to happen.
>>70195466
Fucking awesome. Rubio will be hispanic Dan Quayle
>>70199370
why did I never see this bromance before?
>>70199625
>>70198949
OH SHIT HE SEES US FUCK
>>70199698
seriously how did I miss this shit?
>>70199625
>>70195555
does not pass
>>70199823
DUDE
>>70199900
Sorry man, quads are quads.
>>70195466
But why would big don have little marco as his VP since that guarantees the CIA will assassinate him?
>>70196104
Defeatist cuck
>>70199949
This.
Q
>>70199968
What you dont realize is that Rubio quit the Senate back in October 2015. He is no longer establishment, they dont control him.
>>70195466
This has gotta be a troll post. I don't see it happening and Trump will get shot if it does. In the end, if this is what stops Hitlery from winning i'll be all for it, but I just don't see it.
>>70199900
Trip dubs has spoken
>>70200162
Short term sure, but I was thinking long term in my post.
I don't want to see pic related. I'm open to even voting for The Rat to stop it.
>>70197237
>It's a risky gambit, but if it works it's fucking pure genius.
>pure genius
haha get off trumps cock you retard. fucking everybody does this and has for ages
Trump president
Christie VP
Carson Minister of health or US equivalent
Cruz will be offered a US supreme Court position
>>70200505
Christie wont help Trump get nomination in any way. Useless.
>>70200505
>christie VP
I dont understand why the police havent helped the NJ residents lynch this fat stupid corrupt fat fuckface.
>>70199968
The CIA doesn't give a shit if Trump is president. They will carry on with their shady shit no matter who the president is and tell them what they need to know. Michael Hayden is a paid talking head.
>>70195466
fuck that, then we have a Bush/Cheney situation where marco is calling the shots instead of the president
>>70200677
This. See: Bush Sr and Reagan
>>70200677
Trump is pro government spying anyway.
>>70200505
I do think Cruz would be best suited for the Supreme Court.
>>70196167
Yes. VP is a political death sentence and Rubio is still young.
>>70195466
I think they burned that bridge. Not even trump can rebuild it
>>70195466
>Trump will be short of the 1237 number come June
Whatever.
Could someone explain what that meeting was between Trump and reince priebus/RNC? Was it the deal that might go down?
>>70195466
An establishment VP would just be signing his own death warrant.
He'll be JFK'd by the end of his first year.
>Trump
>picking Little Marco "It's" Rubio!
>picking ¡Yeb! Lite
>picking a man who was so devastated by Trump that he quit his once extremely promising career
>picking a man literally on suicide watch
>>70202427
Nah.. it was just a meeting... Trump probably saying he wants to unite the party, and Priebus saying he's going to support whoever the nominee is... and Priebus probably explained his plan if Trump gets the nomination. I actually believe the gop will be stronger than ever by November.
>trump wears full body armor at all times because of it
>>70195466
>Mark my words, I've read some shit that I should not have been able to.
Sauce? Was this what the meeting with the RNC chair was all about?
>>70197017
>If he wants to turn his enemies to stone with her medusa look, yes
lmao
>C.ucks in this thread actually thinks Donald Trump will risk something like this
the moment he steps into the oval with an establishment VP congress will start working on impeaching him
>>70197237
Dude he needs to get to 1237. I agree that Webb is the superior choice but he needs to become the nominee before he can beat Hillary.
I hope he gets enough delegates but if he does not than I am happy with Rubio as VP. If Trump gets JFKed then at least the country will be woken up. Unlike the 60s we have the Internet and exposure will be far greater.
>>70195466
why not, I started to like Rubio after he got BTFO
>>70195555
>>70195963
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>>70196057
Hey hows the weather down there?
>>70195466
But wont Cruz be able to pull the same stunt?
What if he picks Jeb?
>>70204489
>But wont Cruz be able to pull the same stunt?
he needs 1237....cruz wont have enough....
>>70197413
>pouring a bag of m&ms into a larger bag of m&ms
at last i truly see
>>70197413
our future attorney general
;^)
>>70196162
He IS NOT from New Hampshire, he's a goddamned carpet bagging son of a bitch
