Is this the April 19th happening?
Is /pol/ right this time?
> mysterious planet that wiped out life on Earth millions of years ago could do it again, according to a top space scientist.
>And some believe the apocalyptic event could happen as early as this month.
>Planet Nine — a new planet discovered at the edge of the solar system in January — has triggered comet showers that bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life, says Daniel Whitmire, of the University of Louisiana.
http://nyp.st/1MdH9wN?share=url
The memes have gone too far tbqh
>>70190767
Planets don't just suddenly pop into existence and start fucking shit up because we discovered them.
>>70190767
Yeah sure, I'll see you at the Board meeting next month Carl.
>>70190767
This is why they call it planet 9 and not x. Got rid of pluto. 9 means some kind of replacement destruction I believe
>>70190767
DO IT FAGGETS!
>>70191059
>>70190767
Watch the video.
>Keck Telescope
>>70191194
Please be joking
it's memescience. just some "researchers" trying to make a buck by coming up with bullshit tales
I'm ready
>>70190767
GOOD FUK YOU NIGGERS.
>>70191059
People have known about Nibiru for awhile. It's only "science" that has tried to hide it but since it's getting closer they can't hide it anymore.
>>70190767
>space scientist
Kill yourself
>>70190767
>top space scientist
It always is isn't it...
What this really means is "some crackpot in his shed".
>>70190967
>>70191047
>>70191063
>>70191059
A top scientist said so
>>70191194
Holy shit, the Keck Telescope is real.
>>>/x/
sage
i want /x/ to leave
>>70190767
>top space scientist
Is he also one of those Mexican intellectuals?
>>70190767
There is so much pseudo-science in this article it's triggered every bone in my body
>>70191463
>its getting closer
BRING IT ON
>>70191059
What does that even mean?
How could they discover a planet that doesn't exist until they discover it?
What kind of bullshit mobius thinking is that?
>>70191624
Science is a religion of pseudo
I hope the new world smashes into Jupiter. That big, black bull of a planet has like thirty moins Cucked to it.
Too bad we're all Cucked to the sun. Maybe the new planet will pull earth out of orbit and set us free so we no longer need to prep the galactic bull.
>>70191059
but meme magic
I've been saying for a while now that the Mayan prediction of December 2012 apocalypse is off by a few years. Hopefully this is the year
>thankyoujesus.jpg
>>70191290
>>70191409
>>70191509
>>70191522
>>70191594
>>70191600
See
>>70191194
>>70191277
>>70191574
>Keck Telescope
As long as it kills all the Jews, Im down for it.
>>70191194
Meme magic has gone to far, I'm scared thqh senpai
>>70191178
thats it, im going to meme disgusting giant space creatures into this reality & make them attack various planets
>>70190767
>triggered comet showers that bomb the Earth’s surface, killing all life
You had me at triggered.
>>70190767
I'm waiting with bells on
I always wanted to die in a mass extinction
>>70191194
We fucked up
>>70190767
All the lies of Bill Nye and his cohorts and the Panama leaks and the shitty zionist politics and all we do is derp on here and look at penises. I guess I'm ok with that
What the fuck people, come on.
>The idea was first put forward in 1995 by Nancy Lieder,[4][5] founder of the website ZetaTalk. Lieder describes herself as a contactee with the ability to receive messages from extraterrestrials from the Zeta Reticuli star system through an implant in her brain. She states that she was chosen to warn mankind that the object would sweep through the inner Solar System in May 2003 (though that date was later postponed) causing Earth to undergo a physical pole shift that would destroy most of humanity.[6] The prediction has subsequently spread beyond Lieder's website and has been embraced by numerous Internet doomsday groups, most of which linked the event to the 2012 phenomenon. The name "Nibiru" is derived from the works of the ancient astronaut writer Zecharia Sitchin and his interpretations of Babylonian and Sumerian mythology; he denied any connection between his work and various claims of a coming apocalypse.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nibiru_cataclysm
>>70191817
Is it too late to take it back?
>>70191059
that's exactly what the Double-slit experiment does senpai
>>70192704
This isn't nibiru dummy
>>70191194
We're all going to die.
>>70192782
I think his point is that what happened then is basically the same thing that's happening now, people convince themselves of an event that is supposed to happen but never does.
>>70192844
>>70191805
>>70191194
>>70191290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONS5GsKl4Qo
AHHAHAHAH ITS FINALLY HERE EVERYTHING THEY SAID WAS TRUE
>>70190767
>Some believe
>>70191178
It comes
>>70193011
The fact that the nibiru story of an exo planet that comes through the solar system on a massive orbit came before this exo planet being confirmed by astronomers is pretty spooky if you ask me.
>>70192733
>Double-slit experiment
god that shit is so fucking interesting
i wish i had the personal guts to go back into math and science, learn quantum mechanics and other related subjects
Is humanity kill?
>>70193309
It doesn't come through the solar system, it stays in its orbit the same way the earth stays in its orbit.
Most of the posters in this thread are pretty fucking retarded desu fampai
>>70193309
Fair point. I just wish there was an actual explanation as to how he figured out the planet will be close enough to earth to kill all life here, because it's not so much the planet I don't believe in, but more just the probability of it ending all life.
>>70192733
No it doesn't, do they actually teach physics in Peru or do you just get your information from posts shared on Facebook?
>>70193265
pls donk speak of zalgo. is too spoopy
>>70193058
It looks like the moon thing in majoras mask and the all seeing eye. Turn to Christ!
>>70191731
>Finally stop being a beta-orbiter after billions of years
>Head off alone into the void to embrace your PGTOW future
>Realize too late that the universe is a dark and cold place without some(celestial)body next to you to warm you up and brighten your day
>tfw no star
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̛҉̲͚̱͚̩̦̗̖̺̥͙W̢̟͔̗͓̗̬̭̫͇̼͖͓̥̩̯̥̜̣̕͡͠ͅi̛͙̩͍̲͈͓͚̮͎͖̘͇͘͜͟͞t҉̷̸̡̯̘̣͚͖̻̮̤̦̯̟͖h̶҉͇̗͉̟̰͇̥̳̣̗̱̕ ̡̛̤̞̫͓̟̥̪̯̩̗̀ó̗̪͓̼̣̜͍̙̖̜͚͚̠̖̲͞͝͡ư̡̼͖̜̮̖̼̻̲̳͕̺͚͔̲i͞͏̦̟̝̜̻̜̪͖͇͟n̸̨̮͇͍̙̘̼̙͎͡d҉̧͚̪̰̳̯̣̘̘͕̼̕͟ͅͅ ̵̸̡̨̺͈̮͓̦̺T̸͟҉̱̦̖͇͖̞̲̤̹̹̙͖h҉̢̣͈͍͖̟͘͞ͅe̸̡̤̬͢͝ ̴̧̼͔͚̠͕̦͔̟̭̹͈̱͙͞ͅW̴̳̞̦̥̗̳̮͠ą̶̴̫͚̼̖ͅl͇̫̮͚̼͈̻̰̹̘͓̲̕l̵̩̲͚̲̀.̧͡͏̨͚̪̜̦̲̲̦̭̺͕̖͎̺̮̲͟ͅ
̨̳̺̺͎̟̟͞͝Ẕ̸͕̬̟̠̳͚͙̳̦͖̗̼͉̤̱̪́A̴̛҉̝̯͖̘L҉̻̖̣̥G̭͖̺͉̻̘̤̜̳̘̺͓̠͎͎̟͈̪̀̕Ơ̭̞̰̙̙̩͕̦͉͚̹͘͡!̴̷̙̦̥͕̲̀͘ͅ
>>70194174
>̵͓̩̬͎̳̳̔̋̿ͫ͊͡͡>͈̊7̗̟̬̼͍̻͔̯͋́͆̇̿̊͜͝0̨͚͓̬͙̰̥̦̅̿̿̀1̸̖̤̖̫ͯ̐ͣ̌̇ͯ̇͛͞9̲͕͍͔͔͍̞͇̫͋̈́̊͆4̵̗̘̲͇͉̦͔̯̌2̸̷̝͉̬͉̟͇̣̜̎̀6̨̜̘̟̘͕͕ͣ̌̍0̷̮̗̘̖̻̟̀͋̔̄̍͆̀ͩ͂
̵̨̟̹̗̪͂́̄ͯ
̵̧̹͈̱̳͉̳͙͓̉̔W̢͕̆ͪ̋̇̆͒̇̀͠ͅĖ̺̫̮̤̖̭̗͔̍͋́ͦ ̲̗̄ͤͤ̑̕͡C̡̢̳̼̝̬͓̼̘͎̗̈́ͫ̓ͤȀ̛͚̼́̋̏͆̒ͫ͢N̷̴̦̠͙͑̑̆ͅT̴̡͕̑̇̏͐͠ ̣̱̱͚̙̻̾͘Ş̬̠̏ͪ͋̌͋̈͊ͫͨͅT̨͔̮ͪͯͮ̔̽͠ͅǑ̞̘̗͔̣͇̖̽ͬ̈́ͅP̠̤̪͉͙̤̳͂ ̅̑ͨ҉͚͉͘͟I̢̘̲̟̥̫̗͎̠̯̿͆ͯ̂͛͑ͥ̂͡Ṭ̦̜̥̬̭̦̒̎̎́ͅ ̸̯̰̮͆̇̏͋̏ͪ͠I̧̱͔̗͖̫̯̒͊ͮ́Ṱ̡͕̻̼̖͔͒̑̊̒̎Ṣ̛̅̓ͦ̈͞ ̴̟͉͇̱̮̗̺̝̾͋ͯ͋ͦ̃ͭ̋T͚̜̳͍͗̐O̯̪̝͂ͨ̽̾ͤͤO̬̝̹̟͓̜͇̙̥̊͛̊̏̀ ̖̭̹̤ͣͤ͊ͅL̈́̄̽͛҉̧̩͉̙̗̟̭͇͔̕A̹͉̞͉͎̪̿ͨ̋͛̂̅͗͐T̂ͤ͌̂̔̉̑҉̦͈̪̀ͅE̢̲̪̬̮͔̪͎͉͈͂ͩ͂͑͘
̷̳̠͊ͣ͂ͪ
͍̼͎̎̂̅ͥͮN͖̤̝̙̱̂̇̆͆̔̑̚̚͡ͅO̥̙̩̦̝̭ͬͧ͟ ̺͉̬͈̄̀̂̂̐̄̂H̸ͯͯ̋̐̋ͧͤ̅҉̫̣͎̠̥́E̱̩̻̟̪͖ͬͫͪ̐L͕̯͖̺̲ͪ̅͟͡P̰͈̃̂ͬ͢ ͙̤̰̪̻̠̥͒ͥͥͬ͂̆̏W̮͈͕̰ͧͦ͌I̸̲͓̯͖̙̅̽̿ͅL̸̮̯ͨͬ͠Ḻ̠̮̣͚́̆̽̄ͯͤ̓̇ͅ ̵̴̧͎̭͉̞͐̐̄̔̚Ǎ̴̄̐̉̓ͬ͏͕͙͓R̷̿̋̎ͭ̏͝҉̮͉̹͕͕̟Ṟ̸͖̦̫͈̉̇̆̓̂̊̀̚͜I̶͙̥̟͇͇̩̳̭̋̓̍ͨV̨̛̭̠͕͈͌̋͢E͇̪̱͇̯̯͖̲̊̐̈́͂̑͟
̶̙̫̫̲̤̓ͮͬͬ̾̐̆͐
̻̓ͫ̓̉͐̊T̶̠̥̈́̎͗͛̆͘Ô̸̟̳̖̈́͢ͅŎ̸̷̭̹̥̬̹ͤͬ̔̂ͬ͆̀̚ ̷͔͚̠͕̦̻̤̫̓̉͌̿ͮ̐ͭ̇̄͘L̥̝͙̎̿ͯͧ́A̫̟͈̠̭̦̩͆ͮͤͦ͛̔̚͝Tͦ̈̇̇͂ͤ͐ͬ̀҉̙̫̦͉̖̝͖̰Ē͔̥͙͛̊ͩ̀͗̽
̴̵͓͔̦͖̬̬̘̥͎̃͋̍͆̓͗
ͮͤ͛̂͛͗҉̟̤̺̮̥̮T̬͈̗͖͈̙͇̣̠̅́̑͘͢O̷̢͕̖̐̂̉ͥ̉̐͐͡Ő̫͔̰ͦ͆ͥ͟ ̳͇̣͆͂L̶̨̩̩̗̙̝͋̎ͭ͜ͅA̶̗̲̘͚̺̪͉̋̑ͣͨ̍ͬ͘Ţ̧̺͇͙̭̭ͦͭ́̎͆̅̚E̘̙̫ͣ͒ͨͧ̐̏̚͠
>>70194174
>>70194315
plz stop im scareddd
>>70191805
>>70193598
>>70190767
Comets don't fucking make it to the ground
>>70194412
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>space scientist
![320px-Planet_Nine_animation[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/DmIYGHW.gif "320px-Planet_Nine_animation[1].gif")
Will you faggots please just focus all your meme energy on Trump instead of conjuring planets out of thin air to destroy us.
>>70195086
What's the difference
>>70191059
That is actually exactly how it would happen. I'm not buying into this doomsday shit, but our sun could very easily be binary orbit with something dim like a neutron star or even a small black hole.
The orbit may be hundreds of thousands of years, and since we only pierced our gaze though the dust and gas to observe our galaxy's center about 20 years ago, we got a long time to go before we can doppler test it.
Also, when other stars die, they often blast their planets into inter stellar or even inter galactic space. We could have a planet 10x the size of Jupiter coming towards us at a fast enough speed we would only have a few days warning. The big guys tend to pick shit up on the way too so we would have to expect friends. Even if it didn't come close to us, but passed through our solar system, we would almost certainly die,
>>70193666
>Turn to Christ!
Damn, even satan is telling us what is up.
>>70191558
>top scientist
>ULL
please pay my medical bill my lung collapsed from laughter
>>70195242
Especially if it was a large mass planet that pulled Earths orbit out of wack even a bit, could put us into an eliptical orbit, guess what happens then?
>>70195242
The latter is extremely, extremely unlikely.
>>70195242
any who has ever played KSP can see that the shit it pulls with it is the problem
>>70194516
>ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED BY "THE SUN".
Everyone go home! False happening alarm.
>>70195484
It is but that's the nature of meme magic
>>70195331
>tfw i hadn't noticed that
Ill pretend it isnt there
>>70194658
Somebody debunk this for me
>>70190767
It cant be too bad if it gets rid of 4chan.
>mfw KEK's ship is hurdling towards us as we speak
>>70195563
Yeah! Wtf was that!? Is it a newspaper brand over there like here or is it predictive programming? I didn't say nothing because I thought it was too small an observation. Remember the Cineplex commercials in theatres at beginning of movies lately? Same shit
>>70195404
>guess what happens then?
We wouldn't be around to find out. The tug itself would disrupt the planet enough it would be game over within hours.
Imagine walking with a glass of water. You can get up to a decent speed and the water will stay in the cup, unless it is pulled in absolutely any direction. The water keeps going forward no matter what the cup does. Earth's crust is the cup, the 99.9% of earth that is molten rock and iron is the water.
>>70195770
Y we do dis
>>70191059
>what is a cover up
>>70194174
memes aside ive never known how to make this text in 9 years of 4chan
>>70191178
If I see this shit happening, i'm just putting the shotgun in my mouth.
>>70195484
The majority of stars have planets. All stars dies.
Unlikely to happen today, or this year, or this century. Likely has already happened and will likely happen again.
> Trump wins MY
> Memes hit critical mass
> Suddenly during his victory speech, trump ascends into godly form
> the sky rips asunder and nibiru floods the sky
> The portal opens into the Bernstein universe
Wer're going home lads.
Enjoy
>>70195884
No. You can't. There is a painting of those three cartoon ducks looking old and fucked into the camera. It is like the myth with the don't look you'll turn to stone. You can't off yourself or start rolling around on the floor
>>70195884
>not wanting to be devoured by a cosmic horror
Top way to die desu, shotgun to head is boring as fuck by comparison.
holy shit
why now
i wont be able to play dark souls 3 online and rek everyone with the most op build
why
>>70195789
The sun is a cancerous tabloid in the UK.
Like literal fucking scum tier.
Only legit retards read it actively.
They would publish this for clickbait bullshit as per the usual.
What really happened is this
>HEY SCIENTIST, IF THERE WAS ANOTHER PLANET AND WE DIDNT KNOW ABOUT IT COULD IT KILL US.
>Maybe.
>FUCKING CONFIRMED, COULD HAPPEN IN THE NEXT MONTH, HOLD YOUR FAMILY AND CHILDREN TIGHT, BUY THE SUN.
They got given a scale of "0-Nigh Infinity" and clickbaited it.
>>70195975
That futurama episode is kinda buggin me. Maybe they just laugh at us or something. I'll pray and nobody needs be drastic. Take breaths and calm down. Maybe my own views or pessimism in some things is to blame too
>>70195878
you are a lucky man that I too, was once a newfag
http://eeemo.net/
>>70196002
But this was an American article
don't worry about things you can't control
only worry about things you can
CAN'T STOP
WHAT'S COMING
CAN'T STOP
WHAT IS ON ITS WAY
>>70195086
JUST AS WE HAVE MEMED THE CHAOS CANDIDATE TO EXISTENCE SO SHALL WE MEME THE PLANET OF CHAOS
PRAISE KEK FOR HE IS A BENEVOLENT LORD.
>>70196081
Check the source this shitmanglers cited.
>Originally published by the sun.
Thats like my citing a homeless soothsayer on the subway for my groundbreaking report on thermodynamics.
GUISE GUISE pic related is keck telescope, can one of you meme masters pepefy it?
>>70196176
REMOVE MEME-HERETICS.
BLESSED BE THE MIND TOO SMALL FOR DOUBT
>>70193666
Christ confirmed for being Satan.
>>70195242
Planet 9 gets to bring friends
Some of you are alright , don t go to earth this month
>Happening threads are back.
Just go away.
>>70196241
Kek is the one true god, heretic!
>>70195988
Anon you didnt read the manga, you dont die, those fucking things inhabit your body and you become a permanent living horror in agony on the thing, your flesh liquefies from the bones.
Fuck that thing, id rather just have it be over with, but when it spins the planet around really fast I may jump in the air and travel the globe real quick before sucking down a slug.
>TOP SPACE SCIENTISTS
FAAAAAAAAAKE.
>>70191194
Jesus christ, you retards HADDDDDD to push it...
>>70190767
>keck telescope
>kek
>The nine planet that has been confirmed his existance on january
>>70190767
So we are all going to die ? I don't know what to feel right now.
>>70191178
Dead Space irl when?
>>70191194
What have we done
>>70190767
At least it's one way out of this ride
>>70196197
No it said 'by'
>>70196254
>CHAOS
No no. That number means secular mankind type things I believe. So it just might mean that what I said reflected the thread and/or myself but I don't like talking about that sort of thing
>>70196397
Why do they do this? It's not a UK article... Only theory I have is that the article mentions crackpot conspiracy chicanery whilst trying to say shit almost certainly will go down. And not published on 0104
guys i heard pissing and shitting yourself right now might help, cause this will totally stop a non existing planet from crashing into earth.
It's what I always wanted.
>>70196740
I never searched for chaos on my device and I never used a '>' where it is showing that. I never put that there.
>>70196816
kek wills it
>>70192733
>That ID
>>70196890
Yeah I'm done on here. Take care guys
>>70196816
He is speaking through you. Do you feel it? The electricity in the air? The glee of our inevitable destruction and the freedom that lies beyond it?
We live in interesting times, leaf.
>>70190767
This planet is actually real. Possibly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Planet_Nine
There's no imminent threat. OP is a dipshit. Daniel Whitmire is a dipshit and so is the University of Louisiana for giving him a degree.
>>70190767
Go get Bruce Willis.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5onyywptm0
>>70196975
t-t-there isn't?
So do i have time to live out 10 years of degeneracy before we get keked? or is it not *habbening* in our lifetimes?
>could
Yeahno
>>70190767
We don't have a strong astrophysics department here in LA, never even heard of this professor .
it doesn't even matter guys
'WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY"
http://science.howstuffworks.com/stop-an-asteroid.htm
ASTEROIDS BTFO
USA
USA
USA
USA
USA
>>70190767
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>>70191178
>>70191194
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>>70197192
Do not listen to him. He seeks to control you in your final hours. Embrace your inevitable destruction.
>>70190767
>killing all life
tell me more.
>>70193988
>yfw The Sun comes with us to sail the high seas of the Universe
>>70195884
>not wanting our bodies to be turned into a galactic spray paint, showering Ayylmao's home with deadly biological material.
Could I survive hiding in a mineshaft during the final happening?
Sweet shark tooth necklace brah.
>>70190767
Nah just kikes vowing revenge with Samson for being buttmad again
>>70195996
ds3 comes out april 12th, this is happening on the 19th. we've got 7 days to play the fuck outta that game, swedebro
>>70197484
>Caltech
>Surfing the Workers Waves.
>>70194658
They don't need to in order to fuck shit up. Russia would like to have a word with you.
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>>70190767
we find a planet at the edge of the solar system every fucking week.
Where do they all go off to after we find them?
Jesus christ.
Mitchell Henderson (died April 20, 2006) killed himself over losing an iPod,
HAPPENING
>>70195242
>this post
