Why does Austrailia and Canada shitpost so much?
>>70188698
Because they'll never be American.
>>70188698
Countries do not post on the internet. Please you proper grammar.
>>70188698
It's the only way they feel relevant.
>>70188762
I'm going to kill myself.
>>70188698
Boredom, mostly. Hard liquor and boredom.
>implying the pathetic HURR CNADA N AUSTRALIA SHITPOST WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA threads arnt garbage in and of themselves
get fucked seppo faggot, shouldnt you be fishing cheezits out of your fat rolls?
oh and sage for this faggot thread
>>70188698
Dude, they're just as bored and horny as the rest of us.
>>70189215
>Please you proper grammar.
Australian "education."
Canada is the number 1 shitposter tbqhfam. Australia needs to step their fucking game up.
>>70189442
>actually taking the bait
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>>70189377
Ten replies and 4 dubs checked
>>70189489
Canada is more grotesque. I prefer the old Australian charm.
>>70189604
I assumed you'd actually have a witty comeback.
Apparently not.
Because I live in a frigid shithole and seeing Americans shit their pants on /pol/ is the only thing that warms me up in the long dark winters.
As far as Australia goes, my best guess is that they are in some kind of rattlesnake venom induced stupor.
>>70189604
>I'm only pretending to be retardes
because aus and canada are filled with libcucks
>>70189808
Retarded, god damn it
>>70189649
Gotta agree, there was a sort of familiarity I had with Australians.
It's a cry for help to deal with our shitty PM. Please be considerate of our situation.
>>70188762
>implying anyone wants to be american
>>70189604
>Instantly smug posting after someone's taken the bait
Thought Australia was better than this tbqh
>>70188698
Australia lost it's soul and is crying for help.
Canada is just retarded and should go back in the corner where it belongs.
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>>70189792
srayan's are funny when they shitpost, whatever their venom stupor is it's basically sillyjuice
Every time I see a canadian start a thread it makes me want to fucking murder myself
>>70190048
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>>70188698
Australian shitposting is witty and hilarious, and makes you feel good every time.
Canadian shitposting, on the other hand, is forced, sad, and soulless. Mostly, it's nothing more than posting a long paragraph about how Bernie is awesome or how Bruce jenner is a hero.
Because we're miserable and there's fuck all else to do.
Because we're top blokes who know how to have a bretty gud time
>Australians
It's in our blood
>Canadians
Insecure betas who try to imitate the cool guy
>>70190566
Is that why me and my buds are filling your bitches with our seed every time we visit Sydney?
>>70188698
Crippling depression
>>70190704
Always to do with muh dick muh sex much cuckoldary aren't you Canada. It's not healthy.
>>70190704
>Thinks Sydney is real
Australia only has 1 real city m8 it ain't fuckin Sydney
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>>70190840
Alice springs abbo detected
>>70190885
How come so many Candian's get teaching qualifications is Aus it fucks me right off
Shitpost?
And what do Americans do? The opposite of shitpost I'm guessing?
What's the opposite of shit? Undigested food?
I see...it figures a burger would complain about the lack of foodposts.
>shitpost
That word is overused on /pol/. On this board, it describes anyone you disagree with.
>make a serious thread about something /pol/ dislikes
>get called a shitposter
>some guy on /pol/ doesn't read your post properly and misinterprets it
>get called a shitposter
>make an argument that /pol/ disagrees with
>get called a shitposter
>don't drink the Kool-Aid
>get called a shitposter
>don't whip out your monstrous Canadian spruce and join the /pol/ circlejerk
>get called a shitposter
I literally had a German call me a shitposter earlier today because he didn't read my post properly. When I confronted him about his mistake, he scurried away.
>>70191119
>go to australia to teach math
>get bants'd to death
>>70188698
inferiority complex
>>70191231
underrated
>>70188698
Mad cucks who watched their countries get shitted on by socialist faggotry and can't get over the fact that "other countries haven't kept up"
>>70188698
sjws have taken over our countries and we have seen what is happening over in Europe so we are losing our shit because we know we are next
>>70188698
I have yet to see evidence of Canadian "shitposting".
Usually when a Canadian posts, it's a blend of cringeposting and cuckposting. It just makes you feel sad.
Ausfags are literally the best thing that's ever happened to /pol/.
Because it gives amerifats the shits.
>>70191789
You have the best olympic uniforms
>>70188698
>Austrailia
If you want to complain about shitposting at least learn to spell the fucking names of the countries first you dumb fuck.
>>70188698
Canada: cold, dangerous anymals roaming the streets, retarded natives, nothing to do
Australia: hot, dangerous anymals roaming the streets, retarded abbos, nothing to do
Have you ever baited /pol/?
Its fun as fuck.
>>70191838
<3
>>70188698
Too hot to go do anything. Too cold to do anything.
>>70188698
They've lost all agency in everyday life.
The chinese have rendered their economic worth to 0. They are 4chan is one of the few places they can enact the fantasy of having any value.
I pity them. Remember, when talking to australian or canadian. You're ralking to a castrated economic cuckold.
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Because 3 8 4
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>>70188698
we're way beyond caring at this point
>>70192147
It's snowing here. In fucking April.
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>>70190833
Yes, because you're the one obviously being cucked , cunt
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>>70191789
>cuckposting
You'd know all about that wouldn't you Hans?
High, only partially reported youth unemployment and unforeseen levels of underemployment.
We're all uni grads working part time jobs. We'll never be rich or wealthy and only minorities are ever gainfully employed.
>>70192461
I live in Pond Inlet, it snows till the end of May
>>70188698
When you live in a shit country...
>>70188698
Because you guys reply with stupid shit like A FUCKING LEAF might as well go along with it
>>70192598
I LEARNED IT FROM WATCHING YOU
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>>70189956
Look at all htese juicy (You)'s
>>70192818
It's not going along with it when your shitposting was the cause of the reply
>>70192712
Holy fuck you have internet up there?
>>70193300
>have a differing opinion
>A FUCKING LEAF
You need to get over your veggie phobia, hombre.
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>>70191119
>How come so many Candian's get teaching qualifications is Aus it fucks me right off
>is Aus it fucks me right off
>>70191393
>pakistan
>inferiority complex
don't even
>>70188698
>Why does Austrailia and Canada shitpost so much?
In Straya there are abos and venomous spiders literally everywhere, so they are an indoors people year round. This is why they have a constant flow of shitposting happening. We are just getting out of winter, so you will see a very drastic reduction in Canada's glorious shitposting until around October, maybe November. Don't worry though, we will be back next winter to make this board great again.
>>70188762
>tfw you will never be this free
nobody cares about their shitty politics, but they want to feel important
>>70188698
Because unlike the United States, our autists don't start shooting up schools and killing themselves
They stay alive to be your favourite 4chan chat buddies
>>70194507
>mfw someone actually thought it funny enough to draw this
>mfw someone actually thought it funny enough to download onto their computer
>mfw someone actually thought it funny enough to repost as a comeback on a thread
>mfw americans believe they have an exclusive claim to "freedom"
>>70195200
when our competitors are a bunch of euro cucks and anglos being raped by the nanny state, we pretty much are the most free 1st world country.
Shit countries = shit posting
>>70195443
>anglos being raped by the nanny state
you'll have to do better than that m80
>>70194714
It's funny. I just started college again and got an invite to a class about preparedness for an active shooter. Last time, 4 years ago, when I took a few college classes there was nothing like this.
It's making me a bit paranoid honestly. My shitty college town has a surplus of fucking /r9k/ tier assholes too.
>>70189965
Fuck you nigger, we wuz phone inventors n shiet. The most you cunts have done is fake a moon landing.
>>70196178
>The most you cunts have done is fake a moon landing.
Not true, they also engineered 9/11! :^)
>>70196471
fucking kek, at least they weren't built by Quebecois tho
>>70188698
Bcuz anyone who takes this weabo loli image board seriously needs to be shitposting into oblivion
>we're doing the needful
>>70197169
I love that just by looking at her jawline and neck I can tell that girl is fat as fuck
>HE IS THE TRAITOR... ARRGHHHHH
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>>70191119
Bcuz Canadian education is God tier and accepted worldwide..
>and ausie education is Mexico tier
>my sis-un-law went to medical school in Australia and she's still stuck there bcuz Canada won't recognize her degree
We don't
It's a meme.
Americans post more sub-retarded crap than anyone but it gets lost in the shuffle because is so common, and it makes up probably over half of the board.
That's it. Case closed.
We don't need to have another thread on this hopefully!
Is this inspiration enough to shitpost.
>>70190704
>why me and my buds are filling each other with our seeds every time we visit Sydney
>>70197420
lmao, lemme guess bond uni
>>70196471
>german engineering
Still not as good as soviet engineering tbqh.
>>70188698
You shut the fuck up america. When you finally get cucked we will be there to take your jobs and rape your women. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!!
>>70199393
Why did the friendly and sociable Canadian populace need to be replaced with seething angry brown people?
>>70199498
No we are going to invade from the north like the mexicans. Build a wall to keep us out faggot.
>>70188698
>Canada always in shadow of the USA
>Australia penal colony and homicidal animals/plants
>>70199611
have some dignity, leafbro
>>70199813
Don't shit on my dreams.
>>70200038
>being Canadian
>having dreams
pick one
>>70188698
Because they got nothing else going for them
>>70188762
Wait, I thought shitposting was supposed to be a good thing??? I was proud to share top rank with the Aussies.
TL;DR Shitposter > American
>>70189333
Nice trips, leafbro
>>70188698
Canada becausethe pops use that as proxy.
>>70201520
*poos
>>70189442
He was mocking OP's poor grammar.
>Why does Austrailia and Canada shitpost so much?
If you can't spot the error in that (and it appears that you can't), then you're only reinforcing the Aussie's point that Muricans can't into education. Or humour.
>>70188698
your mum's pussy is so good that we cum straight away and have plenty of time to talk about it.
>>70200599
Your pic is worth a thousand dreams. I'd settle for a weed-based caliphate.
>>70188698
They tried so hard and got so far. But in the end it didn't even matter.
