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TRUMP GENERAL - IGNORE SHILLS EDITION


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>VOLUNTEER FOR THE GOD-EMPEROR:
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/volunteer

http://trumpgeneral.com

>DELEGATES Big Don: 759/wow butter: 517/blue pill dipped in red paint: 144
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0

>Latest Banter:
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/

#CruzSexScandal Updates:
http://cruzsexscandal.com/
>Truth about #CruzSexScandal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH2nUoDLhL8
>Crackhead Carly Deflects Cruz Infidelity Question
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QW2B7Ky-0dk

RALLIES/TH
>Rally Bethpage, NY 4/6/16
https://youtu.be/PCarMsa1Dxw
>Rally Superior, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtD61slcZck
>Rally La Crosse, WI 4/4/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C63d7NRx9Mk
>Rally West Allis, WI 4/3/6
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooN-iQXV_qY
>Rally Eau Claire, WI 4/2/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qlIRYZfcgzw

INTERVIEWS
>Trump takes questions outside of Wisconsin polling place 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xSejIoO6vU
>Ivanka Trump on Hannity 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH7dku4DmUY
>Trump on Fox and Friends Wisconsin primary/ diner interview 4/5/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlWyPMXNYVo
>Trump on Hannity 4/4/16
https://youtu.be/n3MegxZqdAc
>Trump on Greta 4/3/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhoxMvyLRPs

ENTERTAINMENT
>Trump Supporters Outside Trump Rally NY
https://youtu.be/6W4k1FE61e8
>CNN Host SHUTS IT DOWN as Trump Supporter Links Hillary Clinton to Pedophile 4-5
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qtgvaszf9s
>BREAKFAST WITH TRUMP
https://youtu.be/S6vzP8YIBGQ
>Ignorant protesters BTFO
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL8WSMufO5WwblayeHk2Gm1gA1y4kaKcdu

>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/

>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
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How do we get rid of Ted Cruz, in all seriousness.
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Can he get a MAGA hat?
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Do y'all think this DC Madam story is going to get more oxygen now? I'm tired of being let down
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MAGA
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>>70185265

Someone answer my question about Politico
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>>70185382
NY will do it
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>>70185292
Checked and Trump preforms a fatality on Lyin' Ted in New York.
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>>70185427
Trump just big dicked Politico recenly on twitter I think. Was that before or after this story released?
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>>70185466
Kek blesses this post
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ivanka has some knockers in the ny rally video
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>>70185292

Calling all Trumpeters

Go to the link and vote DOWN Donald Trump to indicate that he is NOT a problem.

http://thebiggestproblemintheuniverse.com/episode-80/

Less than 300 to go!!!
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>>70185382
Be patient.
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>>70185466
Praise Kek
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Anyone got the image with the trump hat templates?
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>>70185571
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>>70185526
MAMA
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>>70185571
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Trump game by Platinum when?
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God I fucking love NYC
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>>70185396
The DC madam story is never coming. The rumors are fabricated. Ted Cruz is devious but he doesn't cheat
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I don't understand why Cruz criticizes New York Values.

"Goldman Sachs was founded in 1869 and is headquartered at 200 West Street in the Lower Manhattan area of New York City"
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>>70185603
Thanks man
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>>70185550
Are you stupid?
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I need a good counter meme for this
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Eating boogers on live debates doesn't stop him

having multiple ties to sex scandals with different women doesn't stop him

the indisputable proof of Heidi's breakdown doesn't stop him
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>>70185550
you saved a thumbnail homedog
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New York better resemble Massachusetts when it votes.
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>tfw the government are going after his daughter and calling ridiculous product recalls just to slander the Trump name

The efforts to stop Trump have made me want to give up on democracy. First going after his wife, now his children.
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>>70185692
>I don't understand why Cruz criticizes New York Values.

He's a method actor.
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>>70185701
Stupid is as stupid does.
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>>70185571
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>>70185738
It's not true, but here's the obvious counter:

And failing
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>>70185674
i think he's a cheater. his wife tried to kill herself a couple years ago, didn't she? got put on some meds. probably found out. you can tell by looking at him that he thinks he deserves more than he has. that's the one phrase that sums up his entire being when i think about him
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>>70185692
He thought that shit would resonate with us South Carolinians. He was double wrong. Trump won our state and will also win New York.
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How's it going /trumpgen/? It's your favorite breakroom bro on his last night of his workweek.

No niggers tonight so I'm going to take it a bit easy as I don't have a lot of work tonight. I might waste some time shitposting to make up the 4 or so hours I've had to work FOR FREE, but I'm not sure at this point. Any decent Trump YouTubes that I may have missed whilst sleeping for most of the day?
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>>70185692
>that tweet
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>>70185738
make an image macro of youthful trump with a quote about iraq destabilizing the middle east on it
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>>70185902
goddamn Cruz has an ugly shaped nose
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>>70185750
Build wall?
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>>70185738

key word "trying"

or rather

"failing"
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>>70185903
THE FUCKING RALLY TODAY ON NY

THAT LYIN TED CHANT THO
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>>70185903
His rally in NY earlier.
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>>70185903
Did you miss the NY rally?
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>>70185903
The fucking NY rally
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>>70185750
Will you win NY?
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>>70185692

OH VEY
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>>70185738
"Fine then, show me the videos."
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There was a reason why Ronald Reagan nominated Jeff Sessions for the federal bench over Mark Levin in 1987.

I still can't get over how powerful Sessions jumping on the train was. Seeing el rato get cucked like that was great. I've been trolling Levin fags all day today with the above line and they get so angry.
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>>70186107
Better catch a flight boyo
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Did he cancel CA press conference?
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>>70185903
BREAKROOM BROOOOOOO

We had an amazing day with the NY rally.
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>>70186144
It shall be done!
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>>70186147
Who? Cruz?
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>>70185292
Trump definitely has the most shills.
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dubs names my cyndaquil
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>>70186233
https://www.donaldjtrump.com/schedule/
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I am now a #CruzMissile.
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>>70186067
>>70186067
>>70186093
Fuck me, this has to be high energy.

Also, saw this posted on the board sometime today. You honestly think niggers or any of the non-whites will participate? Lmfbpao
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>>70186271
Niggerfag
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>>70186271
Trump
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So here's the story folks....
Lyin' ted, I call him lyin' ted.
L
Y
I
N
'

T
E
D

This guy is so dishonest he even lies about his name... no its true, its true
RAFAEL
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>>70186271

Cunt.
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>>70186271
Donald J. Trump
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>>70186271
Off topic will get you banned and all who participate.
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>>70186271
Wew
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>>70185692

Holy Kek that tweet is thermonuclear!
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>>70186336
Fuck you petrol sniffin abo cunt
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>>70186271
Ivanka
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I only get up for Trump and yoko now
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NY rally vid is making me proud to be a new yorker and i've never been there in my life
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>>70186271
Stumpaquil
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>>70185903
Watch this good shit, bro. Rato was run out of NY today.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ooGTaqJjF2o
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>>70186271
Fireshit
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>>70185738
>>70186049
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>m-maga
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Is Giuliani endorsing Cruz true
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Trump will win +50% in NY famalam.
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>>70186067
I wish I recorded that, but I recorded the WHO'S GONNA PAY FOR THE WALL and the ASSHOOOLE chants at the protesters
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>>70186271
BENIS
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Ted Cruz will lose
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>>70186465
>politico
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>>70186442

too small lol

once it gets saved and reposted it'll get artifacted to hell
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>>70185692
24 karat gold
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>>70185626
so fucking true
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>>70186540
But is Politico accurate about anything
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>>70185738
For a man who preaches caring for the poor, he sure does drive a nice car. I guess he just doesn't know what it's like to be poor because he's white.
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>>70186377
done
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>>70186469
site? i can't believe people are betting no
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>>70185738

Easy
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>>70186629
I can't believe there are people still doubt Trump.
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>>70185738
WHY DIDN'T HE STOP THE PRIESTHOOD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GjkVWQ2Oik
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>>70186615
ノプロブレム!
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>>70186571
But the smallness is what makes it so good. Idiots might repost it without noticing the edit.
Oh well.
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>>70186629
Well there are rumors of the machines being rigged to keep Trump at 49%
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>>70186491
RSB SAVED THE BEST PARTS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEFSPyZZtd0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJx_Qv1lWeU

>>70186311
heres the video
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>>70186469

HIGH ENERGY GAMBLING

GOOD LUCK ANON
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>>70186591
You never know, but I'll wait until another outlet picks it up before I give it any credence.
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>>70186453
MAGA!
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>>70186408
I want Cruz to be heckled, but not for that.
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>mfw it's 2012 all over again
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>>70186757
Dude that crowd was fucking fantastic.

It was /pol/ incarnate, everybody in that hangar had to have watched atleast a dozen Trump rallies before, I was next to this older guy and after the chant Trump spells it, and me and the old guy are chanting it out L Y I N APOSTROPHE!

The fucking MADMAN

I love this city so much, every real blue collar New Yorker AYYY I'M WALKIN EEEERE was there.
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>>70186684
kek
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>>70186957
Not even comparable in the slightest. Romney was a flake and got scared when Obama called him names. Trump doesn't afraid of anyone.
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>>70186957
>>70186957
A
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>>70186718
#include <cstdio>
using namespace std;

int main(){
int counter = 0;
while(true){
printf("This will surely be the end of Trump's campaign, says increasingly nervous man for the %d time this year\n", counter);
counter++;
}
return 0;
}
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>>70186957
2012 was a general. We are actively expecting to get fucked over at the convention, ala ron paul.
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>>70186629
https://www.predictit.org/Contract/2437/Will-any-candidate-win-more-than-50-of-the-NY-GOP-primary-vote
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>>70186957
Anything from after he lost?
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>>70186829
i always knew an election vs Hillary would be a race to the bottom.
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>>70186957
No one supported Romney except to get Obama out we were all for Ron Paul here
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>>70187000

trump rallies will be a thing remembered for years
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>>70187054
>Trump doesn't afraid of anyone.
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>>70186897
Theres
Point is, Rato isnt remotely ready to take on the shit Trump already takes on on a daily basis.
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>>70186957

Either way, November 8 will be lendary.

If Trump loses we'll all just pretend it was a prank.
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>>70187090
for (int counter = 0;;counter++)
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>>70186765
This one is easy, WI is tough but I made out like a bandit anyway.
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>>70187184
Spot the newfag!!!!
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>>70187184
Facebook as fuck, get this clown out of here. OUT OUT OUT
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>>70186442
Bullshit. Sanders has voted for plenty of funding for fucking drone strikes and wars and ME destabilization. He also chaired the Senate DVA committee during the worst crisis in its history. Sanders' basic defense against everything is he's so disliked by everyone else in politics that he can't be held accountable for failing to do anything ever.
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>>70186957
i agree. everybody thinking the person constantly winning the head to head polls in 2012 (romney over obama) was going to be the next president ended up being wrong.

the same will happen this year when clinton loses in a LANDSLIDE to trump.
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>>70186957
If Cruz somehow wins, watch how they cheer him and forget about Trump. Just as they forgot about Rmoney.

>>70187107
Not much but the board really lacked conservative-right wing threads for few days. It is as if most did not wanted to go back and endure ridicule.

It was a really interesting /pol/ for a while, then it went back to normal. Still 12-13 /pol/ is way better. This place became /int/ with rage.
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>>70187184
reddit/facebook detected
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>>70187184
You played yourself.
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Is this the Trump General that's alive?
The other one's a dead thread
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>>70187090
>using namespace std

No lines in your code refer to anything in that namespace.
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>>70186453
You're a dumb fag: http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html

And the only poll with a sample larger than 1K puts the spread at 6.
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>>70187213
doesn't compile in all versions of C
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>>70187325
Yes, welcome. The loo is down the hall and to the left.
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>>70187325
No, this is ded
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>>70187325
yes
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>>70187325
Trump gen is dead because everyone with half a brain realized he has no chance of winning. Also the memes got stale and the generals became cancerous shitholes filled with animeposters and tripfags
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>>70187403
for (int counter; true; ++counter)
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looks like trump immigration plan is less aggressive to hispanics than cruz, thats why people are protesting cruz on hating immigrants
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>>70187325
yes
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I used to be on the trump train from the beginning but Trump has only shown what a giant child he is after the Wisconsin loss. I am now a devote #CruzMissle
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>>70187435
Ah the Canadian is here
Definitely the thread that's alive
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>>70187435
>became
Motherfucker, this is 4chan, it has ALWAYS been cancer.
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>>70187435
You're sure active in every thread, Cruzbot
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loving
every
laff
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Snek
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>>70187450
Cruz jumped to Trump's policies. Before, Cruz was pro-free shit lmao citizenship for all, but Lyin Ted saw Trump getting votes and went full RIGHT WING DEPORTATION SQUADS.
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How does your family view Trump, /pol/?

My father is a life long Democrat and has only voted Republican once(Arnold) who absolutely hates Hillary and Cruz and likes Trump and Bernie

My mother is a life long Independent who just reregistered to vote in the CA Primary for Trump

One of my Aunt's loves him, but the other hates him while simultaneously calling for the deportation of all Muslims
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>>70185626
>you will never have Trump
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>>70187570
gay
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>>70187184
Holy shit you're a newfag
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>>70187435
Said the fucking idiot leaf.
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Guys I have a friend in NY who isn't voting for anyone because he hates the political system of the country
But i've redpilled him about lots of things
Should I somehow convince him to vote for Trump?
I think it shouldn't be that difficult considering his views on politics and society
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>>70185848
>>70185648
>>70185603
late thank you because I'm terrible at this.
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>>70187502
>lustily jeered
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>>70187541
Somebody put trumps face on.
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>>70187184

Way to blow your cover, moron. Soros won't give you the raise you wanted.
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A brokered convention is guaranteed after last night. What the fuck are we going to do when he doesn't get the nomination?
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>>70187627
same conversation with him continued
and yes, I have a Garfield Kartâ„¢ profile picture
Power level revealed a long time ago
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>>70186311
Gonna bring burgers & fries? barbeque?
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>>70187554
My mexican mother wants Hillary, my white father wants Trump. I keep telling mom to stop being a hyphenated american.
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>>70187554
My family likes him with my Grandfather though acting nervous as he is 80

My Mom likes him since she hates Hillary for being a cold bitch, Cruz for being a cuckservative, and doesn't give a fuck about Comrade Sanders

My Dad is neutral but leans towards him as he listens to Savage everyday
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>>70187719
Kumar, my son.
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>>70187698
i love this meme
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>>70187554
Dad, older brother and little brother voting for Trump. My mom thinks he's "mean", and has said she likes Hernie Panders(she's likely not even voting), my twin sister and older sister aren't voting at all. Not sure about my brother in law.

Califag here.
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Kasich is gone. Even muh Ohio is turning on him.

>"In detour from campaign trail, John Kasich offers little new in State of the State"

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/news/politics/2016/04/06/john-kasich-state-of-the-state-address/82656196/
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The ballots are very confusing for NY

they have to vote for the individual pro-trump delegates or else trump won't get enough
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>>70187554
My mother was for Hillary, but is leaning towards Trump the more I mention him.

My brother is completely indifferent and doesn't care who's elected.

The 82 year old lady across the street from me was a hillary supporter, now she supports Trump, but is largely indifferent as well.

The rest of my family don't give a shit about politics.
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>>70185292
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_sanders-5565.html
are we losing guys?? does bernie has a chance ?
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>>70187719
Just say something like "at the very least sjws will shit themselves publicly and create plenty of lulz, don't you like lulz? Vote Trump"
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>>70187767
:-DDD
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>>70187848
LE EBIN MAYMAY :D:D:D:D:D
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>>70185292

>Jeb

Every time I see his face on here or tv I can't help but laugh because of all the dank /pol/ memeage
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>>70187502
>FU

New Yorker dont take shit from anybody, let alone a Canadian hypocrite preacher.
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>>70187644
Sauce please
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>>70187841

bernie is like cruz in terms of being a fringe radical candidate

he's literally mummified bolshevik
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>>70187554
dad - always votes libertarian, but prefers trump since clinton is evil

mom - same as above, but replace 'evil' with 'a pussy'

grandma 1 - is good with money so trump wins

grandpa 1 - is a former marine so trump wins

me - have had 3 dreams about trump in 2 weeks. twice i woke up with a particularly hard patriotic boner. the other time i was a bit too hungover to get as hard a boner.
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>>70187417

Trump hasn't gone after her yet. Putting her in an army private uniform, with name tag "server".
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>>70187905
did an indian rape your mother or something
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>>70187923

jeb is hilarious

just look at this image

you'll laugh when you see him
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>>70187923
My Yeb Folder has been collecting a lot of Dust along with my Ruboto folder
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>>70187842
I'll try
I think I can somehow convince him to vote for Trump
Have another Texan friend who agrees with Trump but he doesn't like Trump because he voted for Rand Paul and Trump destroyed Randlet The Mantlet
Wish I could convince my Texan friend somehow too, he's based but I think he lost a bit of intelligence from lurking in /b/ too much

>>70187905
XDD
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>>70187966
Nigga you what?
>>70188025
trololololo
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>>70187941
And their followers are zombies
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>1x5 squat on TM intensity
>wore my trump hat to the gym
>go too deep on the last rep, almost lose balance but recover
>try to go up but i'm too deep, thinking about bailing it
>start to look up to drop it behind me
>see my trump hat perched on a rail in front of me
"Make America Great Again"
>finish the rep
can i get a MAGA?
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>>70187966
What's the name of this maymay? It's been making me giggle like a bitch for awhile
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>>70187821
That's PA.
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>>70187841
I definitely think Bernie would put up a better fight in the GE, but he isn't going to be the nominee.
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>>70188025
>india
post your face so we can see what a gross subhuman you are
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10 years in ms paint>>70185738
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>>70188088
Go look up Niggerwalks
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>>70187840
My mother absolutely hates Hillary, and would refuse to vote for President if Trump wasn't on the ballot, as she doesn't like Cruz or Kasich, and is worried about Bernie's tax hikes.

She's not voting Trump because she loves him, she's voting him because he's the only one she'd be willing to vote for in the General Election.
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>>70187554

My dad said Cruz was God's candidate. I got him redpilled enough that he wouldn't vote for Cruz, but not far enough to vote for the Don.
Mom still wants to write in Jeb!'s name in the fall.
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>>70188089

oh yeah you are right I am very dumb
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>>70188124
10/10
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>>70188088
niggerwalks
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>>70188181

Does your mom base her votes on who she feels the most sorry for?
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>>70188084
MAGA!
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>>70188172
Good woman!

>>70188163
>>70188247

thanks
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>>70188124
kek

also
>mspaint
>gif
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>>70188084
That's dangerous mate.
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What the hell is this /pol/

What the hell do we do now
>>
>>70187934
Finnish bodybuilder Anu Lehtoranta.
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>>70187817

Good, this cuck's days are numbered. PA is definitely eyeing the Don, and once he wins NY, they'll follow suit along with RI and CT.
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>>70185378
out of the race XD that was a good one m8, topkek
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>>70188332
Adblock
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>>70188332
4chan has been taken over by SJWs, most of the boards are filled with these cretins
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>>70188332
>having ads on your screen
lmao
m
a
o
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>>70188122
T-that's too embarrassing
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>>70188339
Thank you friend
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I couldn't go to the NY rally because of work. Do you think he'll do another one here?
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>>70188332
>people still don't use adblock

This is confusing to me
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TRUMP REMOVES CALIFORNIA RALLY FROM WEBSITE

TRUMP COMING TO ALBANY ON MONDAY AL BUT CONFIRMED
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>>70188452
He has two weeks, he'll definitely do more
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>>70188452
Hopefully, we need rallies at this point like a fish needs water.

If Guliani is really going to endorse Lyin' Ted probably.
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>>70188469
It wasn't a rally, just a Press Conference
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>>70188181
Good to know I am not the only Jeb!head left.
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>>70188332
I always get based ads surprisingly
About anime grills wearing Trump hats
I've turned off adblock on chanz just so I can see qt anime grills wearing MAGA hats
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>DO YOUR PART
DO YOUR PART
>DO YOUR PART
DO YOUR PART
>DO YOUR PART

Remember folks,

CLICK ALL ARTICLES containing "TED CRUZ NEW YORK VALUES" in NY based sites.

The increased traffic will cause them to run more ANTI-CRUZ articles.

>DO YOUR PART
DO YOUR PART
>DO YOUR PART
DO YOUR PART
>DO YOUR PART
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>>70188469
California has been popping on and off his website all day.
I wouldn't read into it too hard.
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>>70188332
why not buy a counter ad? it's $10
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>>70188484
He's most likely going to be in Albany on Monday. I'll be going to it from syracuse
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>>70188332
>What the hell do we do now

>get adblock
>use it
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>>70188289
She still thinks Dubya was a swell guy. Not sure whether it's a good idea to tell her about the Bush involvement in the Hinckley assassination attempt.

I've told her that I don't think it's a bragging point for the President to speak more Spanish than English at home.
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>>70187923
God, if Jeb gets chosen at the brokered convention, it would literally be the only choice I would be happy with besides Trump

The meme potential would be infinite and his motto of "slow and steady wins the race" would come true
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>>70188423
do it

how tall are you as well, i bet you're short as fuck
>>
hello everyone, i hope someone can help me out here. I am drunk as fuck and need a video to watch, i love america and i love trunp (and hitler) someone give me somethinbg to watcvh t lift my spirit ? thanks god bless americxa
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>>70188550
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>>70188332

I tried turning off adblock here, to support 4chan, but it kept on crashing chrome.
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Why are liberals saying that Corey Lewandowski is the new Goebbles? That's so fucking stupid...
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>>70188521
>>70188558
http://blog.timesunion.com/capitol/archives/247968/trump-tentatively-headed-to-times-union-center/
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Okay
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>>70188695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKHasVckAyk
Always cheers me up
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>>70188665
6 feet
Is that short?
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>>70188695
How drunk?
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>>70188783
>foolish quac merchant
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>>70188725
Well to be fair we kept calling Scott miller Goebbles
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>>70188783
thank you pajeet
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>>70188718
well time to spam macros again
haven't done this in a while
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>>70188695
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjToebJ3keo
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>>70188725

makes no fucking sense

that's stephen miller
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Smug Loesch and Roger Stone from yesterday. Starts around the 30 minute point.

http://podbay.fm/show/279620985/e/1459975118
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>>70188849
12 beers worth of drrubnk, need ometthing good mate
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>>70188695
Greatest Story Never Told
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>>70188783

Has anyone talked with Tyrone? I'm wondering if he even knows what he's talking about here in the script we gave him?
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>>70188695
> i love trunp (and hitler)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKHa9ldznx8
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>>70188806
are you actually indian

can you leave here regardless
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>>70186271
Ebolaman
>>
>>70186957
There's a difference. We wanted Ron Paul in, but we had to settle for Romney because I didn't want to have to put up with Obamacare penalties.
>>
>>70188889

IDK if he's suicidal or playing undercover agent....
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>>70186408

This is like when that old man said he'd never vote for a mormon to Romney.
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>>70187184
Holy fucking shit! The normies are invading /pol/.
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>>70188718
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>>70188906
dis bretty gud
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>>70188932
you have no idea how great it was to watch that video. Ihave seen itbefore but I am in tears, god bless america, we will win.
>>70188914
i have seen, too depressing for tonigty

anything else? than k you all WE WILL WIN
>>
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>>70187435
>Trump Generals are the cancer
>Not 4chan in general

I swear you newfags are not used to this place.
>>
>>70189084
u forgot link m8
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>>70188877
mika's a cutie
>>
>>70188932
The beauty of this ad is that there's not enough people that can remember Hitler that are alive today. Its not like how Bernie is cucked because of the fear of the red menace, plenty of people (boomers) have a very strong hatred towards commie cucks.

And they're combining one of the most charismatic leaders with the most charismatic presidential candidate
>>
>>70189084
Fug, video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTbkbH3x7LQ
>>
>>70188889

for me it STOPS at the 30:00 point
>>
>>70188917
Dunno
He must've lurked here several times considering how much channers pay him to read out scripts
Its highly likely that he could be redpilled about all of this

>>70188948
Yes, Dad's just tall so I'm happy I inherited that from him
Why should I leave? ;_;
>>
>>70188990
>>70189033
Seems like he is thinly-veiled threatening her. He's talking about finding out the delegate's addresses and paying them a friendly visit.
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>>70189121
wat
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>>70186408
that didn't sound like english
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>>70189170
:))))))))))))))
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>>70189224
The halfway point. Sorry. I forgot her hours went 38 minutes.
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>>70185292
>blue pill dipped in red paint
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>>70189073
I was replying to the anon who said that we need to give more clicks to "New York Values" articles so that more news websites would publish newer articles about it
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>>70189227
indians are yucky
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>>70189247
ted cruz is a canadian robot from the Kevin's office
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>>70189170
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSbHLU18Q7c
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>>70189247
shadesman prank on cruz

youtuber pranking politicians
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>>70189329
Hi, Karenposter.
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>>70189373
leave
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>>70189329
O-okay
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>>70189294
>38 minutes
that means it strips out her ads? i swear every time i've ever tried to listen to her, it's just been advertisement forever
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>>70188955

Winrar
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>>70189373
Aren't you missing a 90 degree leaf?
>>
>>70185738
>Voted in favor of Libyan regime change
>>
>>70189514
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY
>>70189514
>>70189514
>>70189514
LEGGO
>>70189514
>>70189514
>>
>>70189451
you know it's true
everything i do
you must poo in loo
>>
alright guys, someone post the BEST trump video on the internet
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>>70189329
i wanna blast nuut in karen's shiny snizz
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>>70189357
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>>70189464
This has actually been pretty interesting. Loesch is scared shitless over a brokered convention going to Paul Ryan over her beloved rato.
>>
>>70189451
u vra good man pajeet, ignore the trills
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>>70189581

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiJYGV8faZw

one of em
>>
>>70189574
Jesus Christ wait until the thread is full newfags
300 posts
>>
>>70189599

That's what they don't get

we understand trump's "flaws" that he'll work on in the general. cruzmissles think their teddy is perfect and will soar through the general and somehow get the majority vote.

Do they even know their own fucking candidate?
>>
>>70189574
Are u wasted too? XD
>>
>>70189659
I didn't want to wait, bitch.
>>
>>70189592
same tbqh

>>70189618
thank you ;_;

>>70189580
nice song faggot
>>
>>70189780
Nah, not wasted but I've had a few.
>>
>>70189819

I love you
>>
>>70189065
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OXklGE33RU
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>>70189819
thanks it was based on indians not pooing in loos
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>>70189823
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>>70189896
Wow me too
Lets fug :-DD

>>70189902
Do you have any other songs?
Can i buy them on itunes?
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>>70187767
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>>70188332
Ads are cheap. We can do this easily.
>>
>>70189581

Because it's been seen by so many people, has to be Trump Effect
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>>70187941
I really really hate that kike. Everytime I see him speak, he's pointing and accusing, makes my blood boil.
>>
>>70189897
Was this the call Sweden thing?
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>>70187090
you have much to learn senpai
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>>70188885
he looks a bit like Goebbels
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>>70185292
>all these incredible fucking memes from this election

This is truly a historical year.

They're gonna be writing about this shit for hundreds of pages in the history books.
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>>70187541
>>70187660
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>>70190587
now you're really reaching
>>
>>70187184
a fucking leaf
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>>70187184
>t. A FUCKING LEAF
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