>Monster 780-pound gator caught in Florida
>http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/05/us/big-alligator-in-florida-irpt/
Have you paid your respect to best state today, /pol/?
Why kill it?
ban assault loaders
>>70182093
if I killed a gator that big I'd show it off
t. mobile resident
>>70181945
>tranq gator ina pond
>pump it full of test and venison
>shoot it 2 years later
i hope they mount the head. that thing is a monster
i wonder how many unwanted babies that thing had to eat to get that big
>>70181945
>780 Pounds
Fucking lightweight
>>70182252
lol this
>>70181945
We're they feeding that fucking thing?
I don't see how a gator that large would be able to sustain itself.
Bugs had the right idea.
>>70181945
that's a big gator
>>70182016
>why kill it
>>70182093
Cuck.
>>70181945
>>70182016
Oh, yes.
>>70182016
because they are predators who will eat people.
>>70182016
yee hur murica fuk yah
>>70182367
>>70182016
They killed it because supposedly it was killing his livestock
>>70182391
For you
>>70182016
It could easily kill a human. Not worth the risk
>>70182325
http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/largest-crocodile-in-captivity
If your gators are under 1 tonne then they're kiddie lizards.
Also Burundi is rumoured to have a croc that weighs 3 tonnes, called Gustave
>>70182016
for boots and handbags
>>70182561
yeah if the human was stupid enough to fuck with it in the first place
>>70182016
A sportsman would never pass up that trophy.
>>70182605
Op gator looks gigantic, how can it only be 780lbs?
>>70182367
It was eating livestock Lake Placid Style
>>70182367
I would assume it was eating cows and wild boars.
>>70182490
so feed it niggers and cubans, I'm sure Miami has a couple thousand that are serving no better function than gator food right now.
>>70181945
>>70182705
Forced perspective
>>70182705
The kid's doing one of those leaning tower of piza camera tricks where he's farther behind the gator.
>>70182386
kek
>>70182016
HE doesn't know what big game is.
>>70182694
Go to bed, Eric.
>>70182705
Mate have you seen photos of Dominator or Lolong? The things are fucking dinosaurs
>>70182605
Holy shit. Literally a dinosaur.
>>70182847
>>70182866
Shit, they got me. Looks about 780 actually
>>70182675
nigger there hard as fuck to see in the water. I've mistaked them for trees and sticks a million times (florida boi)
>>70182605
Gators are smaller than crocs. They're saying this one was 15 feet long though
>>70182016
Because fuck you, that's why.
>>70182243
How much would that fucker fetch.
>>70183115
It's weight in meat, and it's length in leather?
>>70182386
right idea wrong state, send cali send out to sea
>>70182941
>Lolong
Fucking hell
>you will never watch a special where steve wrestles that mofo into submission
>>70182016
I WONDER WHO IS BEHIND THIS POST
>>70182016
to eat it you fucking yankee
>>70182016
>he doesnt own now&later gators
>his pimp hand is not strong
>>70183186
There was a tv show where they would kill crocks and sell them i can't remember the name but they would say how much a big crock would cost.
>>70181945
Damn Florida you scary
>>70182787
niggers and cubans are people now?
>>70183115
Well, nowadays Its usually like 12-15 bucks per ft only of their larger than 7ft. So if this thing was 15 ft 120-150 bucks. Hunters don't get added cash for the leather or mear value. Just size.
>>70183494
It's swamp people by the way. I live a stone's throw away from one of the people on the show.
>>70183051
just like the people in tornado alley, they are dumb to live in such natually hostile environments
Alligators are cucks.
Come here to Australia and try that shit on a fully grown salty and you'll get eaten.
>>70181945
How old is he? Everything dies and that thing looks like it lived through the civil war. Sad but everything dies.
>>70181945
It's sad that they killed it.
This giant could have eaten one of those tree-hugging nature loving liberals that wandered to close to its habitat one day.
>>70182016
so it doesn't kill people you dumb faggot
>>70181945
>child standing behind tractor
>>70183765
Maybe right around 40. They can live well into their 50's.
>>70183286
Feelsbadman.jpg
Even the reptiles are fat in America. Crikey.
>>70182016
Should've stuck that gator in Lake Erie as a warning to the Canadians.
>780lb gator news because big
Fuck I was catching 800 pounders when I was 10 after a couple cans of beer
>>70182694
>shooting a doe
fuck off retard, no one cares
>>70182016
Oh look, we found the cuck.
>>70183747
>fully grown salty
Is it an abbo?
>>70181945
Forced perspective bullshit. Americunts eat it up.
Yea well, Texas still produces better football players, who cares if you voted Trump and we didnt?
>>70182016
It tastes good and makes quality leather.
>>70183814
This is actually from a farm/reserve type of are where fake rednecks can pay to go hunt them.
Its in the southern part of the state where there are no real southerners, only jews, nigs, aquanigs, beaners, and middle class whites, so the whites that live here have to kick up their bullshit a notch if they want any redneck credibility - hence the alligator hunting.
t. local Florida resident checking in and waiting for the sweet embrace of death
>>70182490
So are niggers, why are we not killing them?
>>70181945
>>70182016
I dont give a fuck what all those replies say, i'd rather keep it alive in a fucking zoo or something instead of killing it. That gator is practically an epic beast that would be better off in a zoo. Sucks to just kill it.
How can we blame this on Global Warming and/or Obamacare?
Typical crackers killing everything. This is a majestic animal that should have been studied not murdered.
White people would find bigfoot and kill it (before fucking it)
>>70184997
Alright let's study it. It's a big ass lizard, study done.
>>70182016
Because more deer
>>70182561
Flordians are not human. Besides Florida belongs to nature. The everglades is far more valuable than anything that shithole has ever produced.
>>70184284
yea i moved to jupiter last year, everything you said is correct
>>70184997
Chances are it reproduced.
>americans
wwwwwwwww
>>70184831
I actually agree.
>>70181945
Florida is best state
>>70185408
>www.moef.dk
Dont blame us for the stupid shit the danish sell
>>70184831
this
holy fuck what a waste, americans are so short sighted LE CATCH OF THE CENTURY XDDD
if you managed to put a tracker on that monster you could study it
alternatively you could put in a zoo or open alligator world
fuck I bet you could find some saudi prince that would pay millions for it
fucking dumb people the last thing you do is kill it
>>70184071
>what is population control
I'm not even a country fag
>>70183660
Thank you anon i really liked that show and i'm watching an episode now.
You said that you're from that area i hope you don't have to deal much with those animals.
>Not breeding it for cheap leather and delishus gatr meat
Good job Floriniggers
Like shooting a unicorn.
Should have been left alone so it could reproduce and make more mega gators.
>Killing that cool beast just because lole y not xD
I'm so glad hunting is banned here.
>>70185776
>>70186045
>>70186114
What's it like to be children?
>>70181945
How big is it's dick?
>>70185776
>>70186114
This. Killing something that exceptional is retarded.
>>70182675
>yeah if the human was stupid enough to fuck with it in the first place
clearly you've never been to Florida before
>>70183310
Fucking underrated.
>>70181945
I feel like that's a perspective shot
>>70181945
Why would the retard kill it it could be used for dinosaur cloning
>>70186234
Joke's on you. It's going to get butchered, eaten, and the leather repurposed for shit. Nice try, fucking smelly tico.
https://soundcloud.com/julius-murray-41363532/ep-8-florida-general
>>70186475
And after that eat shit because it was an unique specimen
>>70181945
Glad that fucker's dead. If their meat weren't so tasty I wouldn't shed a tear if all gators were genocided
>>70186250
I have no problem with hunting animals with healthy populations, but when you find a rare one like that mega gator, you should let it go.
If you kill all the rare animals there won't be any rare ones left.
Does croc taste good? Never had it
>>70186587
Not really, there are plenty giant gators, the bigger they are the better reason to kill them.
>>70186587
>unique specimen
Your one dumb spear chucker if you think this is some magical creature sent down by the sun god. This was one of the ones living near civilization so I can imagine there are some bigger ones farther into the everglades and beyond the farmland
>>70186475
wow 1 year's worth of gator meat and some 500 leather shoes
it's fucking nothing
>>70184831
Aligators are everywhere why would they put him in a zoo?
>>70186764
Taste like a chewier version of chicken but yeah it's good
>>70186764
tastes like frog legs
>>70181945
That's a big gator.
Just left that shithole. Oh boy, angry, stupid, overheated Southern morons, stagnant air, and coke dealers your kids go to school with, where do we sign up? Florida's a fucking sewer.
>>70186828
Everything taste like fucking chicken anyway..
>>70185776
>fuck I bet you could find some saudi prince that would pay millions for it
lol it's just a fatass gator.
>>70186381
please refer to my other post >>70183687
I thought I killed that thing in Resident Evil 2.
>>70183660
Nice. I just got back from a vacation to New Orleans about 2 weeks ago. Went on a swamp tour and the guy claimed he was friends with several people on the show, don't know if he was full of shit or not
Crikey
>>70181945
>even the gators are fat
>toll roads
>cubans everywhere
>best state
>>70184106
Na mate. Saltwater Crocs.
Largest species of crocs and the most vicious of the crocs. Don't want to mess with these motherfuckers. They can grow up to 22+ feet and weigh over 3000 pounds. Like I said, don't fuck with them.
>>70187072
*Amerifat™
>>70185408
>exploid
>>70186665
Why let it go? Don't you understand anything about alligators? It was a pest. It was going to keep destroying their livestock. You just don't throw it somewhere and hope for the best. It will chase the resident gators out of their territory which will push them into human occupied lands and cause more disruption. All you can do is document it, kill it, and eat it.
Alligators have a healthy population. It was a freak. A rare occurrence. Nothing to stop the world spinning over.
Life in Florida is like an IRL cartoon
I will miss it dearly
>>70181945
The whole state's full of reptilians lol.
>>70183202
Send the state with the highest GDP in the entire country of $2.3 trillion out to sea? Sounds like a bad deal but if you say so...
>>70187133
>saltwater crocs
so they live in the ocean? why would they be bigger?
>>70187386
Seconding this.
A bear was found forcing its way into people's houses for food, repeatedly. Hippies complained when it needed to be killed because if it were released someplace else then it would just find the nearest suburb and continue plying its survival trick.
>>70186234
cuck
>>70187567
more readily available food source
That thing must have been alive since the Paleozoic era
>>70184831
I was with the anti-gator shills for a while but this guy has a point. Would've been a based sight to see
>>70184013
Reptiles are only in America, idiot.
>>70187711
Maybe he just wanted tree fiddy?
>>70186665
it was old and big. Not rare. Those pests get that big all the time. When they do they become a danger to people in the area. Obviously you don't live in an area with them.
>>70185408
I like how the invention makes baldness look worse which makes the pettiness of the fisherman even more extreme.
>>70184831
That thing could easily kill a zoo handler if agitated
Not worth the risk
>>70187567
they live in estuaries near the ocean
>why would they be bigger
I dunno man they just are. average size is about twice that of an average alligator, and the biggest ones have been over three times the size of the gator in the OP
>>70186764
like chicken/fish. or like frog legs sort of. Makes a great sausage.
>>70186794
>it's fucking nothing
Like your country, half-shitskin?
>>70181945
The problem with humans is the apex ones always kill off the predators... After which all the pussy and cucked humans multiply like rodents.
>>70182325
>Fucking lightweight
We're talking about the gators weight, not yours you fat slob
>>70183286
RIP Steve :)
>>70184831
a gator this big has to be pretty fuckin old. there is no way you could put this in a zoo without it eating anything it came across
not only that no one is gonna walk up to the glass to look at a fuckin aligator
>>70181945
I would be fat if I ate burgers all day too.
Oh wait.
>>70181945
Literally a dinosaur
Florida will be the last safe haven when our reptile overlords finally decide to unmask.
>>70183765
Unlikely, it's just been feeding off a high protein diet. Gators often won't live past 50, some have gone longer though.
Likely this was a relatively old gator that had an ample high protein diet for most of its life.
>>70183880
You don't stand under a bucket, or a load.
>>70184831
Zero reason not to kill it, gators are everywhere in the south, take a tour in any of the various swamps.
>>70183286
Only Australian I ever liked.
>>70185776
I really do love America but this is one of the fucking things i really hate culturally. Now if you want to hunt i have no problem with that, just use / donate the animal and dont pretend you're doing it under some bullshit cause and just admit you're killing it because you want to kill something. Shit iv hunted Grizzlys
But the thing is if i came across something that unique and you know its unique yet your response is "i want to be the one to kill it" then you're an asshole. I mean if you had to kill it fine but at least make an attempt at preserving it, its such a nigger thing to do to kill it because you're afraid of someone else getting the rep / high of killing something that's big
>>70187919
so crocs are bigger than alligators?
>YEE HAW LETS KILL IT FOLKS
>I GOT ME A BIG UN GAHUCK
>Killing animals other than livestock and common sights because "muh trophy"
Literally niggers
>>70184678
but we are
>>70183286
They're wrestling in the afterlife m8.
>>70182386
And he was HATED for it. How times change.
>>70188670
They are, yes.
>>70183286
RIP in peace
>>70188624
People do preserve those, they sell the body for meat and the skin is used for it's leather. They're not going to throw it away, they probably got $4-6000 for him.
>>70185776
>haha why arent you guys releasing a fat pest so it can keep ruining your surrounding livestock so i can enjoy the concept of a mediocre rarity still being alive from my favela XD
>>70188624
Yeah except gator is fucking delicious. I see no difference between killing and eating a big gator and doing the same with deer/elk.
>>70185157
Thankfully it will be the first state submereged by the rising seas, they are all denialists so maybe they will stay and drown.
>>70181945
Tfw I live in this town. Feels oddly proud.
>>70185776
>fuck I bet you could find some saudi prince that would pay millions for it
>and feed it white women
>>70187474
the pepe you included in this post makes me think you're going to kill yourself
>>70182016
big, black and dangerous to any living thing, now when are we going to start with the roody poos?
>>70188624
>unique
It's a big gator. Go start feeding one in a pond.
>>70189103
>that pic
>expect anti-Muslim joke
>the caption is camouflaged anti-Semitism
Truly everything was better back then
>>70182490
That's Crocs m8, not Gators.
>>70189103
>those nipples
If nothing else, the video accompanying the story proves that the southern accent and culture is still alive and well in south central Florida.
>>70185776
I know you guys have pretty much destroyed all of your natural ecosystems, but here in the USA we give a shit about our wildlife, which is why we can come across beasts like this one. I can guarantee you that there are many gators out there that are this size or bigger.
You know why? It's because we live in an environment so well managed and preserved that we can see the loss of a 15 foot gator as not that big of a deal.
>>70184284
>>70185217
God I'm tired of those people, spending tens of thousands of dollars on big ass lifted trucks that never actually leave the road, wearing camo and talking in a fake southern accent thinking that makes them country while they tune in the suburbs or gated communities and only occasionally hunt, at a baited stand...basically "yeah for $100 bucks you can go shoot a hang at my "ranch"! Guaranteed shot! *cause I've been feeding them in the same spot for months" or aiming for raccoons or opossums or turtles crossing the road or killing random fish instead of eating or catch and release and then throwing their beer cans and chip bags overboard. I mean I'm not a real southerner but I don't fake being a dumb hick either
>>70184060
I didn't know aussies were into incest
>>70183286
best australian in history also my hero
>>70184831
>>70184997
>>70185776
>>70188624
And this is was what I was thinking when I first heard of it. Pretty sure it takes decades to teach this size so IF you wanted to raise one in captivity for your zoo or what ever it would have cost tens of thousands of dollars for meat to raise it OR you could buy a gigantic wild caught nuisance like this and everyone wins. Hell that family could have taken tourists and photographers to watch it kill and eat cattle, set up a fl safari. Probably be more profitable than the livestock that people really just use for ag tax exemption anyway. Didn't read the article though so maybe this is a publicity thing and they raise them to "hunt" on a special diet and he's actually younger (Hogzilla got big from high protien+hormone fish food he was raiding) And also you have to lotto for tags and idk if it's hunting season. Or did they call in a trapper? Either way they're probably sorry sighed idiots
>>70182016
fuckin yank
