reminder that if your state wasn't created before 1800 you're literal garbage
>>70175608
You talk a lot of shit for a country that isn't even 250 years old. The fire will rise and you will fall, and then your shitty "states" won't matter anymore.
And then, when it is done, and America is... ashes... then you have my permission to die.
New York reporting here, feels good to be one of the OG 13. Shame that all the liberals in Manhattan make people think it's a shitty state tho.
>>70175608
who /thirteencolonies/ here?
>>70176008
>>70176309
it's the same here in MA
all the libs are in cities
give our rep on /pol/ a bad name
>>70176584
>>70176309
Philly and pittsburgh make us look like complete swedes...
>>70175608
reminder that if your state has never been its own country at any point, you're literal garbage
>OP is, and will always be, a faggot
>>70175608
You are just being silly, America. Stop being silly.
too bad the least coast is full of cucks who will hand shillary the presidency
>>70176799
my gf is from philly
she still refers to it as niggerdelphia, and calls Always Sunny the most accurate portrayal of that city
>>70176806
you were your own country and now you're your own shithole
congrats
>>70176364
Georgia here. Barely made the cut.
>>70175608
>dc
>colored as a state
Your map is garbage
http://www.worldatlas.com/webimage/countrys/namerica/usstates/washdc.htm
>>70175608
I prefer the Mountain States and West Coast to the East but enjoy your delusion faggot.
>>70175608
>unclaimed territory
fucking white people man i swear
If your state didn't vote for Andrew Jackson, you are not really an American.
>>70176891
any and all 13 colonies are automatically bro tier
god save you Georgia bro
Yeah, Mississippi sure isn't garbage.
>>70176799
Consider your doubles check'd, and your feels felt.
Literally cannot go a day here in the Pitt without at least three dead Niggers on the news.
>>70176806
In other words, the rest of us had to save your cowboy ass from fucking Mexico. Real impressive, remember the Alamo fucker.
>>70176818
>indonesia
>opinion needed
pick one
If you live in or near Chicago, you are not a real Illinois resident
>>70175608
>Living east of the Mississippi
It's like you love niggers, foul air, and disgusting cities
>>70175608
reminder that if your state wasn't a country before joining the union you're a cuckold
>>70177107
Keep whining nigger, we have the 12th highest GDP in the world and growing. Well at least til more filthy Yankee carpet bagger move in.
>>70176008
We have a current empire to be proud of. All you have is some non existent empire that dissolved 100 years ago. This is true of all Europoor countries.
New South Wales reporting in
1788
My commonwealth was the first to exist in this country you faggots
>>70176880
>shithole
>12th largest economy IN THE WORLD
Wew, lad.
>>70177107
That's cute. Please tell me how the US saved our "cowboy ass" from Mexico, again? You obviously have a grasp of Texas history that the rest of us can simply not comprehend.
>>70178221
One day we will re-take all of our rightful clay for the Old Dominion.
Sic Semper Tyrannis, brother.
NC reporting in.
>13 original states
>Snake symbol
I swear this country almost has a cartoon supervillain backstory.
>only been a state for 126 years
Only casuals live in some densely urbanized and developed shithole. Enjoying the benefits of being American without being able to see your neighbors house is the patrician way to live.
>>70178321
Thus Always
>>70176008
Says the washed up has-been country.
>>70178319
lmao its amazing how little yankees know about our history, i`ve seen retarded yankees say that the alamo was part of the Mexican American war and that America intervened in the Revolution.
>>70178182
Utopia Socialist Citizen reporting in.
Ready to fuck Americucks neoliberal agenda
>>70177910
you also get all your food and water from out of state. you will starve without the rest of the US help
>>70175608
Arizona will always be better than you cucks
>>70175608
East coast has garbage floating in its beaches and 50x more niggers than the west coast, your state probably sucks OP.
IF YOU ARE NOT ONE OF THE ORIGINAL 13 STATES YOU ARE LITERALLY SHIT TIER
If there has never been a president from your state go fuck yourself
>>70177040
WTAE fired wendy bell for saying blacks were responsible for the Wilkinsburg mass shooting... and today they dragged 4 nigs into jail for it
>>70175608
REMINDER: If your state has never declared war against another, your state sucks. They have not exercised their sovereignty and have lost it forever.
>>70176994
Andrew Jackson was from my fucking state
>>70178768
tennessee master race
>>70176008
...the fuck is this hackneyed, weak ass attempt at poetry. Don't fucking reply to your obvious superiors, Spaniard (it's all the same) trash. Go back to eating tacos at your local mosque, or whatever the fuck it is you subhumans do over there in New Mecca.
Goddamn townies-of-the-world thinking you have license to address the intrepid navigators.
>>70175608
>mfw northwest territory
Out of the way, faggots.
>>70178594
>get all your food and water from out of state.
False :^)
We have our own electrical gird and are pretty much self sufficient. We give more to the union than they give us.
>>70178862
Tom Jefferson and G Washington are from mine so old hickory can go fuck himself with his bank note he would have despised
>>70176994
>MFW both NC and VA voted for Jackson
I've never been more proud of my home states
Arizona is currently the best state though.
>>70178678
What about Kentucky and West Virginia who separated from Virginia after the founding?
>>70179426
don't count, I am sorry Kentucky/west virgin
>>70176008
The US is older than both unified Germany and independent Finland, eat shit
>>70178678
what about lake winona pipeline and, come on, no state grows their own food (except midwest)
>>70175608
States created before 1800 are small, crowded, and full of niggers
>>70178768
What if it's Obama or Abraham Lincoln?
>>70175608
Territories too. Indiana Territory reporting in.
>states created after 800 talking shit like they're old
>>70179703
We're the fucking keystone state you midwest prick.
Pennsylvania is best state.
>tfw living in literal, L I T E R A L first state of the US
heh i feel pretty special heh
>>70180108
>living in the country responsible for everything bad on this planet
Do territories count?
>>70175608
>arizona and vegas new spain
wot
>>70180386
That'd be quite the feat, but sorry, you'll still have to take your share of responsibility, even if you don't like it.
Just like everyone else.
>>70178858
Gib Toledo strip.
>>70175608
i live in ny an it's still garbage.
thank god i don't live in the city though, still breeds niggers that come north
>>70180340
lower slower or nigger north ?
wew lad just made it
>>70175608
Tennessee 1796 in before the lock.
>>70175608
Texas here, what if our state was a Mexican state and a country?
>>70180490
>destroyed Rome
>Destroyed Europe in the span of 100 years not once, nor twice but three times
>>70178673
oh wow we have the occasional plastic food container float by. thats so much worse than radioactive debris from jap land.
>>70180588
North
Newark to be exact. I never knew wilmington was such a shit house though until recently. Though it is surprisingly white (and even more so asian) here. Being so close to wilmington it is no wonder I dont hear any constant gunshots.
>>70176806
H-hey! A-am I part of the c-cool club too?
NH!! ALL YALL FAGS ARNT PART OF THE ORIGINAL 13
>>70180221
this desu
>>70175608
>defensive coastie
enjoy your shitskins and liberals dicknuts
>>70175608
>part of the 13 states
>if texas or California decide to secede from the union they'd be among the richest countries in the world
>only new York would give a challenge
Fucking pleb this isn't the 1700s anymore
>>70176309
How does it feel having the most deaths, rapes and crime per year. The 37 other states honestly laugh at the "o.g" 13 states. They've honestly became cucks and drove nearly all success out west
>>70176799
Better than Reading
>>70176008
The Grand Khilafah of Al-Isbun will rise and your shitty "Poortugal" will fall
>>70175608
Ohio-Virginian
Reminder that California rightfully belongs to Mexico
>>70185642
>that fucking Massachusetts
Is this a EU4 map?
>>70175608
on the other hand, being created before 1800 does not guarantee non-garbage status
t. georgia
>>70176806
>produced Lyndon Johnson and handed the reins to the Bushes, progeny of Prescott Bush, who literally funded Hitler
>literally the cause of the US being such utter shit for the last 50 years
You know what, Texas, just fucking secede already, you've done more than enough.
>>70185789
Source: http://etc.usf.edu/maps/pages/700/793/793.htm
>>70185683
Reminder that Mexico rightfully belongs to Spain
>>70176994
>South Carolina eternally bootyblasted about Jackson
Pottery.
>>70186155
>bushes
>Texan
You fell for the marketing dummy. All the bushes including Dubya were born in Connecticut.
>>70178858
If your state never killed Mormons you're not a real state.
>>70175608
Kentuckian here.
Where are my brothers at?
>>70175608
Reminder that if your family never fought in the revolution you are not American
>>70186425
If your state never won a war against Mexico, you are pleb-tier
>Least Coast
topkek
Fuck off nigger.
>>70186421
That's what I'm saying
They handed the reins of Texas over to a bunch of Connecticut Nazi spawn
There's a reason why everyone thinks Texas is full of retards.
>>70177010
Even connecticuck and delaware?
>>70175608
Northwest Territory Best Territory
>>70186470
A member of my paternal line has fought in every major American War. Revolution? Check. War of 1812? Check. Indian Wars? Check. Civil War? Check. Ww1? Great grandpa, Check. Ww2? Grandpa, check. Korea? Gramps pt.2, check Vietnam? Dad, Check. WOT? Me and checkmate.
Lt. Dan ain't got shit on me.
>>70186652
The governor of Texas has zero power buddy.
>>70181341
Underrated post
>>70176994
But they're all either cold, nigger-infested or filled with libtards who are almost as delusional as the ones in Seattle or San Francisco.
>>70176008
They come they go.
Too many burger flags gotta add a leaf in here.
Also if your country hasn't burned the whitehouse down you're a shit-tier country
>>70176806
Cali was a country dumbass
