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Why can't Brits own tiny locking knives?
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This is illegal to carry in the UK.

Not even kidding.
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>>70175607
Its against Sharia law
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>>70175607
I thought you can if you have a legitimate reason for needing it.
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>>70175727
>Its against Sharia law
Ha ha, no
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It's against Sharia Law and the teaching of their prophet Muhammad
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>>70175607
Brits are all no longer free, they are walking slaves that pays taxes to the rich. Heck they don't even make enough to take vacations.

I spit at their faces when I visit just for laughes.
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>>70175607
is that FULL AUTO
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>>70175607
Because they could trip and fall on it, causing serious injury to themselves, as they stumble out of the pubs at 2am completely inebriated.
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>>70176007
Dude, I was fucking around earlier....BUT WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT??? ID? FOR FUCKING FLATWARE??? THIS IS WHAT THE MUZZIES ARE UP AGINST???? YOU ARE FUCK UK. FUCKED
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>>70175607
because arabs cant be trusted with bladed weapons and when youre pretty much all arab, its a good idea to do away with them
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>>70175607
I can buy bigger knives at any gas station.
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>>70176469
Haha, oh anon. You so silly.
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>>70176148
Is this in the UK?
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>>70176469
What currency is that?
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>>70176007
Well. Between this, the Muslims and the cameras everywhere, is Britain a dystopia yet?
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>>70176469
To be fair, with enough dedication you could seriously hurt other kids with those knives.
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>>70176768
It would be easier to hurt someone with a rock.
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>>70176768
BAN ASSAULT HANDS
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>>70176853
> implying it's legal to buy rocks in UK without getting the appropriate license first
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BIN THAT KNIFE YOU CHEEKY WANKER
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>>70176750
It's Aussie I think.
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>>70176750
>70176750
ID is identification, like the drivers license you apparently need for plastic knives.
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>>70177020
Correct, but that was a rhetorical question.
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>>70175607
Britbongs are not allowed to even look at knives.
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>>70176726
Im not joking. Is this really how bad it is? I know its been a while since I've been here but HOLY SHIT. Good luck with whatever you got going over there, UK. I will hug my gats a little tighter tonight.
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>>70176007
High capacity knife magazines. No one needs 20 knives.
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>>70175607
This.
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>tfw delica 4 masterrace

Lmao yurocucks
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>>70176726
WEREWOLVES IN LONDON DETECTED
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I'm probably wasting my time, but a reminder to not believe everything you read. Especially here.
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>>70177320
They need to fend off the vampire invasion one way or the other.
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I can buy guns over the internet in freedom land
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>>70176726
This guy has the fucking gloves and the whole kit it bet. Gotta run forensics on this fucking stick
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How the bloody hell am I supposed to behead kuffars with a tiny knife like that? I couldn't even behead a bloody kuffar ant with that. It's bloody haram.
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>>70177320
>Be American werewolf in London
>Get shot (with silver bullet)
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Have they banned forks yet? I'm waiting for them to ban forks and spoons. Won't someone please think of the children.
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This video is illegal in the UK

https://youtu.be/8PQiaurIiDM?t=143
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>>70175607
Get a Paramilitary II or whatever the successor model is. I never thought I'd want to pay that much for a knife, but you're paying for a fookin noice knife and not that carbon fiber handle shit.
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>>70177601
the bullet wasn't silver he could be killed with normal means.
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How many places in the USA allow you to carry an auto like mine? Checkmate Alaska.
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>>70177649
Love those fuckers from Cold Steel
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>>70177781
>benchmade
Great taste, anon.
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>>70177550
Waiting for my VP9. Should be in my inbox soon
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>>70177781
Indiana, Kentucky, Arkansas, Utah

Lots of states actually
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>>70177649
>now with 100% more autism
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>>70177141
Yeah. It is.
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Yeah but where are our gun homicide rates at? Checkmate USgAy
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>>70175607
>>70176007
>>70176726
>>70178365
DELETE

seriously though I carry a knife, I'm not a bootlicker like you guys
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>>70177649
@3:33 Is that supposed to be a child?
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>>70175607

hahahaha

sad though
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>>70177341
Except this is true. You can't carry locking blades of any size.
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>>70177693

FRN plastic != carbon fiber
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>>70178538
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>>70178745
Tell me why it matters.
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>>70178877

Because it's way cheaper than a PM2 and just as practical if you need a smaller blade.
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>>70176768

It would be easier to install a shitty wooden door on a delousing chamber and gas the j00s than kill someone with plastic disposable flatware.
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>>70178674
Without a reason. You can certainly own one and can have it on your person outside of your property with a reason (such as for work, camping, fishing etc).

Our weapons and self defence laws are retarded, but the information here is not accurate.

There is plenty there to mock already without the hyperbole.
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>>70176007
Since when did we use dollars?
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>>70178985
Smaller blades are shit. Invest the money in being able to sharpen them back up.

I have a couple smaller spydercos and I literally never use them unless I have to.
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>>70175607
it's illegal to protect yourself/land in britain
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>>70179362
Perhaps California? Looks pretty Feinstein to me
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>>70179563
It's straya
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>>70175607
Spyderco makes some good knives. I usually carry a Paramilitary 2 or an Al Mar Eagle HD as my everyday carry knife. I also use a nice Damascus steel blade my knife smith buddy made me. Only time I don't have a knife on or within close proximity is when I have to fly somewhere.
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>>70179880
This.
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>>70175607
tfw gf bought me a dragonfly for my birthday last year.
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>>70178263
This
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>>70179107
>assraped paki detected
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designed solely for use as a weapon (making it illegal to carry on the street without being in transit) and designed solely for use as a deadly concealed weapon (making it illegal in general)
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>>70180723
>solely
Who the fuck comes up with this shit?
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>Mohammad breaks into home
>rapes daughter
>steals all valuables
>sets house on fire
>use stick to stop him from killing you
>arrested for assault
>he gets off free because the police are scared of being called islamaphobic
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>>70181022
locking knives aren't meant for the kitchen sanchez
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>>70175607
Sauce? I didn't know this was a law.
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>>70181124
They can be used for more than stabbing people Archibald.
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>>70181206
get a swiss knife instead
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>>70180097
Why?
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>>70181431
I've got one of these

>Walking past the rozzers with an illegal knife in my pocket, not getting arrested because I'm not a criminal

Ho ho ho.
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>>70181124
They are made for cutting things, it is a tool for cutting. If you have need to cut things from time to time, as most people do, then a knife is a very useful tool to carry. The lock is there so that the blade doesn't close when in use which makes it safer and more practical. The small size makes the knife convenient to carry. The fact that you assume the worst is silly. Most kitchen knives are fixed blade and have no need of a lock. Most combat/fighting knives are also fixed blade. What the hell happened to the British people that they have become so detached from reality that they would ban a useful tool.
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>>70181189
>sauce
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>>70181838
>>70175607
>>70181431
Look how effective those weapon bans were in reducing crime rates
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>>70181604
Because I use it in my work. I'm an artist who has to cut canvas, paper, and other materials all the time. It also comes in handy for everyday tasks around the house and provides defense if I really need it( I work in a bad area).
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>>70181887
I went to the Goodwill once and paid, I don't know, maybe 30 cents, less than a vending machine or a coffee place, and I ran it over my table grinder.

I got lucky it wasn't made out of shit. I keep it on the shelf in my office.
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>>70182102
Not that I'm for weapons bans, but those might have more to do with the migrants in your country.

Though you can tell your nation hates you when they import violent third worlders and make all forms of self-defense illegal.
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>>70182279
I'm not claiming the weapon bans caused more crime (although I do have my suspicions), it is clear that they certainly didn't reduce them.
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>>70181838
Damnit get some fuckin guns Brits.
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>>70182429
I could get one, but the hundred hoops you have to jump through to get and shoot it make it not worth the trouble.
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>>70181431
Except there are better tools for specific jobs. Victorinox does make some good swiss army knives. Though for that purpose I prefer a multitool, usually a Leatherman.
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Why would anyone want to carry a knife anyway ?

Only shit bags carry weapons. And Americans. All Americans are bad shit bags.
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>>70183293
>it should only be legal to do things this one person thinks others would want to do
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>>70183293
To defend your little tight virgin asshole from a dirty refugee sand nigger rapist.
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>>70183293
A good knife is a useful tool. Shit bags carry things like butterfly knives or switchblades which are dumb weapons that look cool to idiots and are regulated in most states because the have a history of use as concealed weapons. Carry a knife if you need of one as a tool with the bonus of having something to defend yourself with.
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>>70183535
I'd rather defend myself against a gang of Somalian mudslimes with my bare hands, be much more fun!
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>>70178780
>that pic

Oh wow. Those limey pieces of shit, deliberately covering up their murder rate.
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>Usually go out hiking with a lock knife in my backpack
>I dodged getting sent to jail for at least 7 years for carrying an assualt weapon

Fucking hell lads that was close. dont tell the rozzers
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>>70183535
>>70183618
mate why pick a knife to defend yourself
why not a cane or a tonfa or something

knives are not good for self defense, knives are good for mutual violence
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>>70183618
Course it is a good tool, but I can't think of any reason I'd need one in my day to day life that warrants carrying one about.

Maybe in work yes, any other time then no.
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>>70183737
or mutual injury, rather
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>>70183737
well personally i pack heat cause i can. Muricah fuck yeah
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>>70183875
same shit though, if someone attacks you close up you don't stand a chance

there's a reason so many police forces use batons
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>>70183293
Sometimes things need cut.

I can see you have never had to work in a job that requires to you to get your hands dirty.
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>>70183737
The primary purpose I use a knife for is as a cutting tool, the defense aspect is secondary. The reason you don't carry around a large blunt weapon is because it isn't practical, the knives I carry are made to fit in my pocket. Of course there are better weapons, if I was obsessed with self defense I'd get a gun.
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Quick question! What exactly is a "weapon sweep"? How is this " sweeping" done? Thanks!
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>>70183761
Then don't carry one. People have different needs. I use mine often enough that it is useful to me.
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>>70184019
>as a cutting tool
what the fuck do you need to cut that isn't at home
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>>70183737
This is why.
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>>70183989
If a knife is required for the job I'll get it out of the toolbox you fuck wit
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>>70175607
What do they open envelopes and boxes with?
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>>70184140
a sword is retarded for that kind of thing, you need time and space to swing a sword

literally just get one of those umbrellas they do that are made of really hard metal
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>>70183965
Real talk for a moment.

You are not a ninja. Someone coming at you for real with a knife is going to slice you up.
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>>70184213
>envelope
a finger
>box
a scissor
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>>70183965
They use batons because they have longer range, less likely to cause permanent damage or death. Not because they are superior fighting weapons.

If they wanted ideal weapons, they'd use short swords. Also, a baton isn't going to do you any better than a gun close up.
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>>70184125
just about everything sold in America has thick plastic packaging. also some of us leave our homes.
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>>70184233
are you fucking retarded? someone comes at you with a knife, you pull out a knife and you both get fucking sliced up
someone comes at you with a knife and you're close, you start to run and then they close the distance and slice you up

you have a baton, someone attacks you and you fucking smack the shit out of them
there's no fucking ninja magic in smacking someone with a baton, it's got longer range - grab a fucking chair if you think batons are some ninja gadget
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>>70184348
>you have a baton, someone attacks you and you fucking smack the shit out of them

Then they ignore the bruise you gave them and stab the shit out of you.

Wew lad, you're stupid.
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>>70184202
Do you know how fucking heavy a toolbox is?

>This box needs opened
>Luckily I am lugging around 50kg of spanners, hacksaws, screwdrivers and hammers
>And a knife lurking in there somewhere at the bottom too...
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>>70183965
>>70184252
Police use batons because a few people get upset when they shoot niggers. Doesn't make sense to me.
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>>70184283
why the fuck do you need to open thick plastic outside of the home? buy shit, open it at home

>>70184252
swords require space, time and skill (if you don't want to damage the blade) and are awkward to use without killing people
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>>70184428
Bruise off a baton?

Lol
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>>70184125
I'm an artist who uses one in the studio. I do a lot of mixed media collage work that something like a box cutter or x-acto doesn't do the job. I find I use it pretty often, usually cutting cord, twine, paper, rope, boxes, clamshells, all sorts of things. I find for me that it's better to have one and not need it then need one and not have one.
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>>70184251
So no knives, but you're allowed to walk around with someone's finger?
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>>70184348
What are you going to do, pull 4ft of wood out of your trouser leg somehow in the time it takes before he realises and embeds it in your stomach?
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>>70184512
>in the studio
Do you need to carry a studio around with you?
Have the knife in the studio.

>>70184558
up to 8 of them, or 10 if you're pro LGBT
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>>70183663
BAN ALL GUNS THO FELLOW AMERICAN
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>>70184452
If you need a knife to open a simple box then your a fucking spastic.

People don't carry around 50kg toolboxes either.
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>>70184481
Is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2LU-lC-WX0
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>>70184624
You're really dedicated to this bullshit, so you can go explain to the fucking police that there's no point in them carrying batons
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>>70175607
how do we save britain
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>>70184481
so I can't carry sharp tools and I can't open boxes outside of my home.

should I call the Queen to ask permission before I cut open any packages?
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>>70184497
Yes, retard. It's not going to smash through bone like a sledgehammer. It's just going to bruise, at worst, give him a bump. Meanwhile, he's eviscerated you.

Good thing you had that baton, he might have to take an aspirin once he gets home after murdering your dumb ass.
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ITT: faggots who are retarded to think knives are good for self defence try to explain why carrying a longer blunt weapon can't possibly help
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>>70184712
I didn't say I agreed, I'm just wondering what the fuck you're wandering around with a knife for. Do you carry your art around with you all the time too?
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>>70184660
We get several packages a day from Amazon where I work. I like having a knife to open them. You must look like a fucking caveman trying to do the same.

No wonder you limeys have fucked up teeth.
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>>70184681
Why do you think the police wear stab vests m8?
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>>70184715
A good Wack off a decent baton would break bones, easily. Police are trained were you can and can't hit some one with a baton, hit them in the wrong place and your gonna do serious damage or kill them.
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>>70184847
A knife that can stay at fucking work.
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>>70184858
To help protect against being stabbed.
Why don't you ask the officer instead when you're explaining to him how useless his baton is?
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>>70184863
>A good Wack off a decent baton would break bones, easily.

LOL. No. Silly delusional limey.

By the way, even baseball bats aren't even that effective as self defense weapons and they are much heavier than a baton.
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>>70177781
TN here
Full on switchblades allowed
Gg
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>>70184847
' oh I best take this knife home with me just Incase on the way home I get attacked or need to open a box'
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>>70184822
art has no utilitarian use. how does it compare with a knife?
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>>70184917
Actually I had to get out of my truck tonight and cut some tie straps off of a sign. You would have to chew through them I suppose. At least until they make teeth illegal.
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>>70176750
Dollarydoos. /pol/ is easily the most gullible board.
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>>70184660
>If you need a knife to open a simple box then your a fucking spastic.

It's quick and efficient m8. Sorry that they don't let you near sharp objects in the special class.
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>>70175607
I like the size of your knife
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>>70185029
Your knife has no fucking utilitarian use, you literally just said you use it either at home or at the studio where the fucking art is
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>>70184952
>To help protect against being stabbed.

Exactly.

They have had the batons for much longer than the vests. What does this tell you?

Let me help: The baton alone was not sufficient to protect the police from eating a knife.
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>>70184977
http://www.theguardian.com/uk/1998/dec/30/alantravis

Fuck off nigger
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>>70184767
If knives aren't good in a fight why did you make them illegal?

They are good. Stop trying to justify your government's power hungry behavior.
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>>70185117
>Your knife has no fucking utilitarian use

This is the most retarded statement I have seen in a very long time.
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>>70184822

Because we're not toddlers and can be trusted to carry sharp objects for the occasional (frequent) times we need one.
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>>70185076
I've gotten along fine in life without having to carry a knife around with me.

Obviously your to paranoid about life that some one might attack you that you need to carry one all the time.
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>>70185211
Holy shit, you're retarded

You know what, fuck it
My advice is now baton AND stab vest
What now faggot? What more retarded arguments do you have? "oh you need the training and the fucking hat too"
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>>70185117
no I didn't you dumb bonger. I don't fuck around in an art studio, I have a real job

and
>Your knife has no fucking utilitarian use
>one of the 7 simple machines
>no fucking utilitarian use
you went full retard
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>>70185373
>What more retarded arguments do you have?


This:

>My advice is now baton AND stab vest

Was my argument. Thank you and goodnight.
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>>70185281
You didn't fucking read anything I replied to
>>70185320
>I didn't say I agreed
>>70185273
Dumbass, a knife won't protect you from another guy with a knife, it'll just make sure you're both bleeding by the end of it
Something like a baton or even just a bat helps keep the distance
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>>70185212
Lol.

>can
>may
>could

Nice. Honestly, I really hope you can put your ebin ideas to the test.

Fuck off, cuck. Ahmed has another load for you.
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>tfw when burger
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>>70185450
So you're retarded and an arrogant cunt, who knew

>>70185411
You just said you used it at a fucking studio, or were you not the guy I replied to and you just chimed in without reading any of the fucking conversation?

Protip: Uses of the knife at
1) Your home
2) Your place of work

don't count, as you'd know if you kept track with the convo
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>>70185485
I did, and it involved you calling a knife (pretty much the tool of tools after "big rock go smack smack") non utilitarian...
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can't we just agree to disagree
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>>70185644
Ok, so what are the utilities of a knife?
Naturally you know the ones brought up before that don't count - i.e anything that could reasonably done at home, at a place of work or a place of hobby
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>>70182128
You could carry a knife with a blade longer than 3 inches in public for that reason in the UK.
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>>70185519
if some one can break a bone just by falling on it, I think getting a few wacks off a fucking big stick can break a bone aswell.

You must be a rather large negro
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>>70185368
You must not be much of a man if you never need a knife.
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>>70185575
I think we have amply shown who's being the retard her, and it is you doggedly sticking to your guns despite everyone laughing at your retardation.

>HUUUUR KNIVES AREN'T TOOLS
>YOU DON'T NEED A KNIFE, JUST USE FUCKING NUNCHUCKS INSTEAD DDUUUURRRRR
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>>70185519
You can break someone's jaw with a punch.

Your telling me a baton can't break bone.

Get hit in jaw with a baton, won't break ?
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>>70184822
Whoever that is isn't me. My studio isn't in a safe area, I don't leave nice things that people would steal there. That and I use it often enough in other situations that it is a benefit to carry, if you don't see the use then don't carry one. Some people carry a comb with them everywhere, or a lighter, you don't need those every minute of everyday but if you might need one and it is easy to carry, why not?
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>>70181064
>Police give Mohammed a pat on the back and direct him to houses that are unlocked
>Whilst in prison you are ruthlessly set upon by Islamics until you either convert or swallow all your teeth
> BBC and Guardian run stories how the ethnic Britons are the problem/
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>>70185760
>Ok, so what are the utilities of a knife?

To cut, scrape, stab and dig and great great many things. Which is why fucking cavemen fashioned them in the first place...
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>>70175607
What are these called? I may go buy one because I'm in the land of the free.
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>>70185575
this siagon basket weaving forum is popular, you don't just talk to one person here dingus.

sometimes there is a need to cut something outside of work or the home. its a useful thing to have and I wouldn't believe you if you said you never had a need for one.
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>>70186130
murder swords
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>>70185905
Oh yeah, because I literally said knives never had any use, and recommended fucking nun-chucks, the brilliant self-injury weapon

>>70185952
If it's not safe to leave stuff there then why not get a locker or something?
If you're a smoker, you'll need a lighter everywhere.
If you want to keep your hair combed ALL the time, you'll need a comb everywhere.
Do you have a need to cut stuff at all times or at all places?
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>>70185871
I'll pick one up and use it if I need to.

I don't need to carry a carving knife with me all the time do I
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>>70186130
Spyderco
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>>70175727
It's not against sharia law
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>>70186033
What are you cutting, scraping, stabbing and digging?

>>70186165
>outside of work or the home
THIS is the only thing I'm calling bullshit on and have been for the whole time. If you aren't camping that's nonsense.
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>>70186181
I use my knife at least 5 times a day. You would too if you carried one
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>>70186130
pokey lynches
cutty lockers
flippy shanks
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>>70186265
Use a Stanley knife a lot more than 5 times a day. It stays in my tool box though, because I don't need it any other time.
If i do decide I need it for something it takes me two minutes to get it.
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>>70186033
This. People criticizing carrying a knife seem pretty disconnected from manual labor. I do most of those things and more, though not stab, but having the option is good.
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>>70186382
You walk around with a toolbox?
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>>70186401
Manual labour tends to be done at work or at home (or at someone else's home or someone else's work)
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>>70186261
sometimes a package of something needs to be open outside of work or home. Its just something that happens. If you can't comprehend that then I don't know what to tell you.
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>>70186177
>I literally said knives never had any use

You did:

>Your knife has no fucking utilitarian use

>recommended fucking nun-chucks, the brilliant self-injury weapon

I was being hyperbolic, but not much. Fucking ton-fa. Really Talim?

Not that the police will let you walk around with a fucking night-stick anyway...
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Big 5, a very typical sporting goods store in 'Murica.

Buy baseball gloves, fishing rods, footballs, roller skates, shoes, socks, airsoft guns, hatchets, knives and semi-auto 12 gauge shotguns.

How do you feel about this, foreigncucks?
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>>70186488
... do you not have postmen in the states?
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>>70186499
I didn't say in the UK either. This is why I said to someone who said the same thing (which may or may not have been you) that they obviously hadn't been keeping up with the conversation.

So give an example use, and I'll point out you haven't been keeping up or I'll concede the use
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>>70186261
>What are you cutting, scraping, stabbing and digging?

Boxed, rope, tape, paint, wood, plastic, animal carcasses, bark, roots, people.

Are you being this unimaginative on purpose or can you really see no situation outside of weaponry where a metal blade might be handy?
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>>70175607
JUST
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our government knows alot of the citizens hate them and they like to minimalise risk for when we get tired of their shit, if we dont leave the eu im rioting with the sharpest stick i can find
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>>70186640
Would I not be correct in saying that the majority of those uses would occur at home or at a place of work, which you of course know I explicitly excluded and did not desire to repeat in every fucking post?
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>>70186562
what about them?
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>>70186499
For instance, "YOUR knife has no utilitarian use,
>>>you literally just said you use it either at home or at the studio where the fucking art is
"
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>>70186462
What type of shit reply is this.

An electrician has a toolbox. That he carries around with him.
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>>70186536
Not arsed. Don't need any of that shit.
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>>70186748
I literally don't understand why you would open a package somewhere other than work or home, unless maybe you're travelling.
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>>70186177
The kinda guys who break into things at my studio would easily break into a locker. There are things that need cutting all the time. I don't smoke so I don't carry a lighter, but I use the knife often enough that I like having it. There is literally no reason for me to not have it, I'm safe with it, it's lightweight. What's the problem?
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>>70186868
If you're worried about that then I guess it's fine, where do you live that your shit's being broken into?
Not really concerned with you carrying a knife, just trying to say that there often isn't a need to carry one. In your example, for instance, the knife just needs to be at the studio (though it wouldn't be secure which is the issue)
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>>70177320
Seriously anon, was there last month and I saw a werewolf with a Chinese menu in his hand
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>>70186793
So if your son walks up to you at the park on a saturday and says "daddy can you sharpen me a stick for roasting a marshmallow", you have to look at him and say "fuck you son"?
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>>70177649
>>70177781
Legal in mo
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>>70186867
I didn't mean only mail, just anything in a package. Its just convenient to use a knife instead of digging at something with your nail or biting into it with your teeth. I'm a grown man, I'm allowed to use sharp tool to make life easier.
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>>70186864
Of course not, you never do anything remotely approaching athletic or sporting.

Leaving the house is probably a sport to you.
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>>70187015
Oh, package normally makes me think of mail like a box or a parcel, but still, what's the package for if it's not at home or work? I'd assume if you're buying something you'd just open it at home
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It was stated earlier that it's better to have a knife and not need it, than to need a knife and not have it. Sure, I could survive just fine without carrying a knife throughout my day, but I'd be inconvenienced. So why not carry one of the world's oldest tools on me that modern machinary has allowed to fit in my pocket? There's no harm in it and it will undoubtedly help me day to day.
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>>70186790
Off the top of my head I can think of three uses an artist might have for a knife. There are likely more.

Cutting canvas.
Scraping paint off of things.
Opening packaging.
Stabbing critics.
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>>70186967
Id say son don't be such a faggot and eat that shit raw.

Seriously though, we don't light fires in parks to roast marshmellows over here.
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>>70187198
1/2/3) Home or work.

4) Dubious legality
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>>70177781
OR here, home of Benchmade. Legal here, I carry my model 51 balisong sometimes.
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>>70186938
I live in the bay area in California, lots of Mexican gangs in my area. Which isn't as bad as my friends who live in Oakland in bad black gang areas. If you think there isn't a need often enough to necessitate a knife, then don't carry one. I use it all the time, at work, home, or wherever.
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>>70187245
And if he's painting a landscape?

>dubious legality

lol...
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>>70187204
I'm so confused by you. My 7 year old has a pocket knife.
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>>70178985
Dragonfly < PM2

The blade lengths are very different tho...

> I own both
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>>70187250
>California
I'm so sorry
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>>70187317
I'd count that as work, you'd carry the tools you need with you. When you aren't painting, do you need the knife?
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>>70187034
Ha.

use have shops that sell shotguns with football boots.

Backwards country, on its arse.
Full to the brim with wogs.
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>>70187336
Exactly, pocket knives are for children.
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>>70187483
>this is literally true where I live
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>>70187395
What are you arguing? That it's not necessary to carry a knife? If that's it then your correct. But if you're saying there's no practical reasons for carrying a folding blade with you then that's completely incorrect.
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>>70187400
>d-don't get any firearms within 500' of my faggot soccer slippers or else I might cry because I'm so scared

Lol, kill yourself weakling. Hunting is a sport btw.
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>>70180673
>Americans in charge of banter
Is this you?
http://www.theportlygazelle.com/2015/08/26/american-working-in-england-is-suing-his-colleagues-for-too-much-banter/
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>>70187400
>obvious envy
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>>70187583
There aren't practical reasons to _ carry _ a folding blade
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>>70184558
TOP BANTZ
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>>70187395
>When you aren't painting, do you need the knife?

Sure. Human lives don't fall neatly into pigeon holes like that. Maybe he does it as a hobby. That isn't work.

Outside of painting entirely - maybe he wants to cut some flowers, or he's volunteering at a homeless shelter and needs a length of string, or his car window has frozen up, or he needs to dig something out of his shoe.

There are plenty of uses for knives. They are in fact probably THE most useful item you can have on your person, outside of money (which is why people carry then around with them).
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>>70187675
You obviously haven't heard of Luton
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>>70187675
Like, if it's for a special job like the paint shit, that's no different to a specialist tool. You wouldn't say it's practical to carry a hammer around with you at all times but there are times when you would need to carry it as opposed to just using it in a specific place
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>>70187587
Hunting a sport Hahahahaha.

Sport is fair, hunting isnt fair.

Fuck off back to your basement fatboy.
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>>70187766
Carrying a knife is not a good method of self defence, at best it's deterrence. It's mutually assured lacerations.
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>>70187652
Whoa, anon. Don't want to scare these britcucks ITT with pictures of guns, that might be too close for them.
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>>70187652
http://www.walmart.com/browse/sports-outdoors/firearms/

http://www.walmart.com/browse/sports-outdoors/ammunition

Damn, talk about low low prices
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>>70187826
Self defence is a practical reason to be carrying something, because you always need to be able to defend your self
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>>70187823
So you'd rather have no deterrence and the mugger gets no lacerations?

>>70187816
This.
I'm all for owning guns but hunting isn't a sport.
Are the people in slaughter houses athletes now? It's essentially the same thing: an animal with no realistic way of defending itself getting killed
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>>70187652
Yes I'm super jealous that use are aloud to have guns and I'm not....

Honest.
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>>70187816
>hunting isn't a sport. It's not fair
>muh animals abloobloo

Faggot detected. Nature isn't fair. We don't get claws and horns. Instead we use the advantages we have, that being a brain and opposable thumbs.
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I should point out that the ridiculous thing isn't that this particular kind of weapon is banned, but that carrying anything for the purpose of self defence is banned. (Or at least, not known to be allowed with no legal precedents.)
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>>70175607

just put some small rocks in a sock.
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>>70187675
None? At all? You're suggesting that I would in no way ever be conceivably disadvantaged by not having a foldingg blade? I never have a desire to open a package, cut rope, cord or line, pry, or otherwise use a knife whilst out and about? I wouldn't die without it but again having one in my pocket saves me inconvenience and time regularly.
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>>70187969
No, I'd rather have a metal bat, a cane or a baton.
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>>70187816
>>70187969
Too bad, britcucks. Sports aren't inherently fair and hunting is a sport.

Variety of hunting too, guns, archery, blowgun, knives, traps.
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>>70187969
>an animal with no realistic way of defending itself getting killed

People get gored all the time m8, even in placid Britain. They are far from helpless and I can see you don't spend any significant amount of time near any of them.
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>>70187997
Couldn't give a fuck about the animals mate.

You said it's a sport, and it's not.

Probably because all America sports are shite, only get played mainly in America because they are shite.

Enjoy your shit sports pal.
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>>70186702
Why shouldn't a person carry a tool outside his home or workplace

>carry a screwdriver in bongistan
>get tazed
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>>70188067
Whilst out and about is the key point, packages can be delivered, cutting ropes is not something you often do outside of home or work, etc.

Though I would add that I fully approve of carrying pointless extra utilities that "could be" useful.
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>>70188117
>American sport

We were shooting for sport before they even existed m8.
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>>70188119
that's not what I'm saying, i'm saying what're you using a tool for outside of home or work?

i think people should be allowed to carry tools and weapons and shit
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>>70187997
Did you just wake up?
He said it wasn't a sport because it wasn't inherently fair. Sport is inherently fair because its based off skill.

>>70188097
see above

>>70188106
This is unrelated, I never said hunting should be barred, only that it wasnt a sport.

>>70188074
Fair enough.
But regardless the country's laws are still ridiculous
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>>70188097
You think hunting is a sport because it's the only thing close to a 'sport' that you can do.

Big.fat. waste. of space.
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>>70188251
>Sport is inherently fair

Wrong.
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>>70188251
absolutely ridiculous, hell if you swore at the guy attacking you they'd probably do you in for verbal assault
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>>70188117
Hunting has just always been called a sport, I don't know anyone that actually thinks of it as a contest. Its really a hobby, but no one says hobby hunting.
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>>70188311
Lol says the britcuck NEET.
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>>70188374
The contest is between the hunters, to see who can bag the best specimen.
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>>70188322
In what way is a sport not a game or activity based off a person's skill level, which can be improved over time through hard work.
The reason sport is "fair" is because every able bodied person has roughly the same chance at mastering it.
Although this isnt entirely true it is for the most part.

>>70188356
Depends if the person who assaults you is white or not
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