Canada, can you please take these faggots? We don't want them anymore.
Pls no
Haven't we had it bad enough with LGBTrudeau?
Seriously, fuck the midwest.
These faggots don't even know about Andrew Jackson. They didn't even exist when Jackson fucked the establishment up the first time.
Non-populist ass niggas.
DO YOU WANT CHEESE?
DO YOU WANT CORN?
MIDWESTERNER IS PIG DISGUSTING
A FUCKING ANVIL AND A FUCKING OVEN MITT
>>70174743
Jesus Christ you crybabies are worse than the liberals.
Minnesota is great except for the twin cities, and they're only bad because Clinton fucked us with somalians.
>>70175135
Mitt romney in the oven?
Oven mitt?
>>70174855
>>70174743
Only if you take Alberta. They have nothing except shitty overpriced oil and right wing faggots.
>>70175003
You mean the upper Midwest/commie land.
Indiana, Ohio, and Illinois (minus Chicago which is the biggest case of major city differing from rest of state in the country, even more then philly vs Pennsylvania) are all based and redpilled af.
Source: I lived in Minnesota, Indiana, and Ohio as a kid and Minnesota/Wisconsin a shit while I'm thinking of retiring to some land in Indiana
>>70174743
Can we have alaska too ??
Who /michigan/ here?
We're the best Midwest state despite Flint and Detroit, it's hilarious.
>>70176586
You've been here for hours, faggot.
Why don't you take a break from shitposting!?
You'll never be a strayan!
>>70177076
>we're the best state besides [major population center]
Literally the biggest case of special snowflake syndrome I see on here is that people think their states are super cool and shit and it's just that one city holding them back.
>Pennsylvania is awesome other than philly and shitsburgh!
>New York is awesome other than New York!
>Shitagin is awesome other than Detroit!
You aren't special, the only state I've even been to where the extent is so large that it's worth talking about is Illinois. *maybe* Oregon vs Portland.
Anyway fuck off, you fags are better than wiscy and Minisomalia but you're worse than every other Midwest state. Good beer and that's it
>>70176454
15 minutes south of twin cities, can confirm
>>70177604
PAfag here, can confirm. This state is shit no matter what. Trump will win PA, though. Screencap it.
>>70174743
USA, can you please take us faggots? We don't want Canada anymore.
>>70178022
Canadians hate Canadians..
Americans hate Canadians.
Justin hates Canadians.
You're fucked.
>>70174743
dis thread is dildos don't cha know
>>70174743
we'll trade them, but only if you take saskatchewan and alberta
>>70174743
we'll take them if u give us michigan
north michigan are basically canadian anyway
they say eh and they're cool as fuck
fuck it give us north michigan and you can keep the shitty part
>>70177435
>You'll never be a strayan!
one day i might! you'll see!
>>70174743
minnesota fag here, would happily join canada to get away from you faggots
>>70177604
>actually being triggered by Michiganfags
Jesus anon.
>>70174855
I'll only take the place with the most Oil.
>>70175003
Ayy nigga don't lump Misery with those faggots.
