>living in America
>eating a burger
>notice bag says "THANK YOU GOD FOR AMERICA"
>realize I am a living meme
Feels great. I feel bad for you Godless psuedo-countries. How badly do you guys wish you were American every day?
Your meme country isnt even real christian country. Most of the christians in your "nation" are mexicans.
Kill yourself Chuck
>>70174196
feels good 2bqh
>>70174636
Is that a pineapple on your flag
Aww you have a pretend friend. That's adorable.
>>70174196
hello NC man how are you
Cook out. Literal God-tier food. In-n-out has a bible verse on some things they sell as well.
>>70174871
Why you mad doe?
>>70174871
m'lady
>"Creamery"
The secret ingredient is jizz, isn't it?
>>70174196
Cook Out is a fucking meme burger place. It's basically just Wendy's
>>70174871
At least I have friends neckbeard. Have fun living with existential depression until you die because your ideology means that the universe is literally meaningless.
>>70174871
It's real in my mind
>>70175226
It was very good senpai. Much better than wendy's even though wendy's is a top tier fast food burger.
>>70174196
>They are a private business
Whatever
>>70174982
>The nearest in n out is a 4 hour drive
At least we're getting a chick fil a
>>70174196
Watermelon milkshakes soon senpai
>>70175425
That is the way fags should go about when denied cakes
Even then, it's retarded for a company to deny fags a cake. Might as well just exclude 10% of your customer base and 40-50% more that sympathize with the gays
>>70175495
>>70174982
>Cook Out
>Chik-fil-a
>in-n-out
>mfw the best fast food places are all christian
>Trust in the Lord with all your heart and lean not on your own understanding;
>in all your ways submit to him, and he will make your paths straight.
How do either of these things imply that God is responsible for America? Or do they just put a random Bible verse on all of their bags?
>>70175729
> deny fags a cake
They don't outright deny cakes to gay people. They just won't make on for a gay wedding because they don't believe in it.
Perfectly reasonable imo.
>>70175932
I think it's just a random verse.
>>70175122
No, Cookout is more famous for milkshakes than burgers
Niggers 4:20
>And the watermelons spilled forth from cart, to lie broken and asunder on the pavement below; and there was much wailing and gnashing of teeth
>>70174196
>This
>Rocket
>Culvers
>In N Out
>Chic Fil A
It's actually downright common that really good fast food is run by Christians.
>>70175729
>Might as well just exclude 10% of your customer base
Kek, try like 2%
>>70174196
>How badly do you guys wish you were American every day?
An uncomfortable amount. My country abandoned God already. I fucking wish I was American.
>>70175729
>imply a customer base is directly proportionally representative of a general population
>>70174196
What shakes are even good from cookout there's so many choices and every time I chose one it's a shitty one
>>70174871
>>70175902
Five Guys, Hardees, and The Habit say Hi
enjoy your "special sauce" christfag.
>>70175412
wendy's is shit.
>>70176470
it's really only the south where it's this way but we have niggers so it's a 2 way street.
>>70177445
take that back
>>70176601
Pick classic flavors. Or get a God teir Cheerwine float.
>>70174196
God Bless us all
>>70176601
I just had peanut butter and it was great.
>>70175902
Don't forget Whataburger
>>70178462
are they Christian? God must love burgers.
>>70174636
Is actually holy land. You'll see, unless you die first. Most outside will.
>>70174871
t. Tribly McTip redditor and moderator on r/crossfit
