I've been collecting these off the shills around here for the last week, and turning them into blank templates. Seems like there's a lot of potential for very subversive humor if we can fix these and share them, since libtards don't read or think too hard before reposting them.
Have fun!
And one for Obama.
And one to #FeelTheBern with
>>70164042
OP, I like your idea.
For this one........... I'm fucking stumped
>>70164215
"College is the right of all people who work hard enough to pay for it!"
>>70164806
kek
I haven't seen the originals so IDK the protocol of the first two.
>>70164698
>im stumped
some inspiration then
>>70165438
that filename
kek'd me up m8
>>70164912
original
>>70164114
"More black people died than soldiers at war, Friendly Fire!"
cant find the original Bernie, but his quote usually go like this:
>Over X% of men/women/blacks/mexicans...
>...that is unacceptable in 2016.
>We must change this.
His tweets are basically a template of "state a statistic, say it's unacceptible [current year], then say THIS MUST STOP or WE MUST CHANGE THIS.
>>70165638
>things that are true you'll never hear Bernie say
>>70165835
>>70166096
this is definitely shit they'll fall for
gj
Another template
>>70166531
Both are Socialist Jewish men who set out to change the world, it worked in the 1st century, it worked in 1917, lets make it work again!
>>70166870
jesus was not a socialist cuckboy
This ones a little better
>>70166096
only 61%?
>>70167490
All they want to do is stick it to republicans, they don't give a fuck or know anything about Jesus mate
>>70168322
I know, the point isn't really to change their minds since you can't. The point is to trick them into propagating funny shit without realizing it.
>>70168248
Much more subtle
I like it
>>70168078
>dead in a few years
nigga i think BLM will rape and murder him if he doesn't get the nomination.
>>70166262
I appreciate the cuckity. I often sing that to myself.
>>70166531
>One worked for a living
>one was actually poor
