>>70163083
That's a big bear
>>70163287
If I took your bear, would you die>>70163287
>>70163378
It would be unbearably painful
I don't get it
Is it trying to make me question my faith? BECAUSE ITS NOT GOING TO WORK FEDORA FAGGOT
>>70163378
It would be extremely playful
>>70163083
i dont like this image. i would have a much more emotional connection to the smaller bear than any other bear. im not materialistic and a religion cant win me over this way.
>>70163378
No, but it would be very cuddly
>>70163083
Give a little to God/Jesus and you will get something bigger in return. What is not to get?
I don't get it.
>>70163083
wat dis mean
>>70163287
>>70163287
para ti
>>70163537
Give up something to god and you get something better in return.
>>70163514
This is literal autism.
Protip: This was not drawn to be specifically read by you, embedded with your personal ideas about toy bears...
>>70163537
if you awoo you can awoo~~~
Give up your current teddy bear in blind faith and get a giant teddy bear back.
Give up your current beliefs, accept christianity, and get a lot more back? That's what I see it to mean
>>70163483
>>70163287
inside is yellow ;)
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>>70163589
see this >>70163519
>>70163537
You have to maintain a degree of detachment from the things that you possess or own in life. You need to be ready to give everything up for God, trusting that he will take care of you. God's plan for you is generous and fulfilling, and it is beyond your immediate understanding.
>>70163670
what?
>>70163684
okay lets replace everyone you love in your life with better people. the only catch is you can never see them ever again. imagine how this looks from the view of the people you once loved - they would call you a sellout traitor cold hearted. the bear in my explanation is a metaphor just like the bear in the picture. autist.
>>70163537
>give up little things now for big things later
But it's wrong because the thing to get later isn't actually real.
>>70163684
Some Churches can be pretty materialistic though.
>>70163083
God: I'm going to kill your wife but it's ok I will give you a fatter wife
>B-but What if I liked my skinny wife more?
God: Well then I'm going to punish you in the most horrible way imaginable for eternity.
It's saying even jesus likes anal.
>>70163904
So is this the final step of consumerisem?
You burn through useless shit so fast you dont even care about it and its all just crap anyway so that at the end of the day you apriciate god?
yes give your pastor and other religious organization lots of your money and god will bless your life. this is a 100% legit proven way to improve your life fast. but you have to donate now this offer wont last long.
>>70164115
exactly this. i dont think anyone wants a god like this. a god who wont let you love is no god. this just means that this image does not represent a good god.
What do Christians not understand about this?
>>70163977
Give up something to god and you get something better in return.
>>70163083
I actually really liked this picture. Despite being for children, ostensibly, it really has mad me think.
>>70164322
le
>>70163287
for you
i dont understand why the bear behind jesus is flying. shouldnt he be holding it in one hand? and what if the girl didnt want a bigger bear? what if she held some attachment to that specific one?
god is a dick.
>>70163083
>asking for blind trust
>in a world where people gain predominantly by screwing each other over
>and you supposedly created that world
do faithfags seriously not get this?
>>70163645
SALTE DE MI /pol/ PINCHE NOPAL
>>70163485
Actually quite the opposite. It illustrates that you should give up material possessions that you deem important because God has something better in store for you
If Jesus really loved you he would let you keep your little bear and give you the big bear too.
What kind of sick fuck plays these kind of games with a child?
I don't throw away all of my sons toys every birthday because he's getting new toys.
What does he want the kid's bear for anyway? Why must he take it?
Who's really being greedy and immoral here? The kid is happy with he humble little bear with sentimental value. Jesus comes along "hey I'll give you something nice, but first, fuck that little bear let me take it from you"... b-but I love it. Well then you're a sinner and you will never get to see this nice new bear. Fuck you little girl.
Jesus is a manipulative game playing prick.
What a fucking asshole. Just give the girl the bear for nothing if you're so good.
Always wanting something in return. That's not love that manipulation.
>>70163083
what ? all priests are pedobears? i totally get it.
>>70164447
Maybe, but having Jesus asking a minor girl to trust him with a few"....." after the sentence while standing in that stance may send the wrong signals to some.
>>70164665
>off by one
>>70164728
yeah, the ... makes him seem like a pedophile
>>70164227
Lmao. Atheist fags are beta as fuck. Mad God isn't some liberal hippie pussy and your degeneracy has consequences? Get the fuck over it. God rewards those who are good and live by his word.
>>70164711
You're underthinking it and trying to look at it from a shitty point of the toy, it's about detachment.
>>70164665
>A FUCKING
Memes aside, first we brought this upon ourselves (original sin?), and second, that's how else would God separate the wheat from the chaff?
>>70164711
like i was saying whoever made this meme does not represent god and is delusional. god and jesus is pure love. this picture obviously is not. although it has good intentions.
Because a bear that's bigger is automatically better than the one she fucking LOVES and has sentimentality towards. And why is he hiding it? Why not show her straight up what he has planned? Because it's mysterious? Fuck that.
It's a teddy bear. It's useless unless you give it your own value, and this faggot's teddy is some china bullshit.
Fuck religion
>replacing childhood toy for some shitty bear you have no attachment to
>>70163990
Being this sad is possible?
a benevolent god couldn't possibly be stated to truly exist with a straight face.
my citation is the half dozen toddlers probably having dicks shoved in their eyes in somalia, kenya, the congo, liberia, and eritrea right now.
don't kid yourselves, fellow cellular clumps.
there's nothing waiting for you up there.
and nothing after your brain ceases to function and it all goes black
eternal dreamless sleep
just like before you were born
>>70163083
Do you understand what sentimental value is? I don't want his gay jumbo bear.
>>70164904
i believe in god and hes not the tyrant you want him to be
>>70164897
>hey kid I'll let you have a ride in my awesome van if you give me your bear
>>70163537
The bigger bear wants it's cub. Jesus is saving the girl from a spooky curse bear.
>>70165107
He literally flooded the entire world, killing everyone for being degenerate faggots.
>>70164685
But that bigger bear is shit. You can't carry that shit around easily or pack it with other things and doesn't have that long-used worn-in feeling beloved childhood toys acquire.
>>70164022
Says you.
>>70163083
>Emotional value vs Comercial value
I'm Catholic, but that pic is stupid.
>>70165026
whats so wrong about embedding my reaction in my words? im not afraid to show im upset. its an emotion. use it. after all we are anonymous.
> ITT Athiests foam out of their mouths
>>70163083
>having to wait until post-death for a reward
top kek god you got me
>>70165159
those dots are meant to symbolize a pause, right? so he's waiting like ten seconds after telling the little girl to give him the bear. and the girl doesnt know what the fuck to do, as evidenced by the ''but i love it''.
if she said ''no'' she woulda gone to hell.
>>70165244
lets start a new meme. flood-deniers.
>>70163083
Now pretend that's the church pewter and she's got money in her hand.
It's stupid. She doesn't like bear for its size, it's because it's like a friend.
>heaven is a world of giant pedobears
>>70165244
Except for Moses and his Australian animals.
>>70165107
And people wonder why the churches are empty and the mosques are full. It's because of cucked Christians like you
>>70165586
>heaven is filled with very small teddy bears, whilst the giant ones are being flown out by babies with wings
>See it's OK I replaced your children with bigger better children.
T-thank you jesus.
Did anyone else find the crucifix kind of erotic as a kid? At church when I was young they had this really big Jesus on a cross statue and every time I went home after mass I'd spend hours imagining him all bloody, sweaty and anguished, writhing on the cross as all the Romans stared at him. Is this normal?
>>70164022
>>70165735
You're just homosexual.
>>70165735
youll fit just right in in your local christian community.
>>70165735
Got some bad news for you.
>>70163083
With same mind set you can just believe in karmic balance rather than in a man in the shadow realm, who watches us masturbate.
>>70165462
this
bad picture
>>70165735
Degenerates like you belong on a cross
Going to echo some of the sentiments about how the smaller bear might mean a lot more than just a toy and can't be replaced by just a bigger bear.
Ah, just like the story of Job. Yeah, I slaughtered pretty much your entire family and made you suffer hell on earth, so here, I'll double all your land and riches as a reward for your faith! Oh, and your family? Still dead, but hey, material wealth!
God's idea of a reward is not always fitting, but he'll force it on you anyway. And you'll go to hell if you dare complain, of course.
>God
But that's clearly Jesus
>>70164685
Unless it's a trap because if that small bear tries to rape her she could probably fend it off but if that big bear has a go at it she's pretty fucked.
>>70165462
someone redpill this guy
>>70165954
How do you know How God looks?
>>70163684
Somehow you made me lol really hard there
>>70165042
Well, first.... A FUCKING LEAF
Second, your edgy logic is at fault. You're claiming that YOU(A FUCKING LEAF, may I add) know more than an omnipotent, benevolent being and what true morality is and/or the consequences of whatever it is that you find an affront to "fairness" in the world. Your "citation" as to why God could not exist requires YOU(An irrelevant idiot from an irrelevant country) to possess an omnipotence and benevolence you do not possess.
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>>70164115
Only Australia could come up with an interpretation so dumb and have people agree with it
>>70165646
is equivalency so hard for you to undertand?
>Bear that you were mostly given to when you were just a baby
>develop strong emotional attachment to it over the years
>forced to give it up for a bigger newer bear, one you don't care about or want
Christians confirmed snake oil merchants
>>70163083
Saved. Thanks. I needed that today. I'll let this girl go, for he has something better for me in "store". I keep forgetting that. I keep forgetting that I got here because of him.
>>70164115
Why would god give you a fat wife?
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>>70166059
Enjoy your Hebrew cult cuck
>>70166172
What if this bigger newer bear actually has the power to beat down madafackin demonssss ahyeaahh sonnn
>>70165918
Ave. True to Caesar.
>>70166172
Considering Christians literally started as snake oil merchants who's job it was to trick people out of their religion I would say you've come to the right conclusion
>>70164999
>>70164711
It's just business as usual for religion. Suffer now, goy, sit down and shut up about it we promise we'll make it up to you. ((In the next life, meek will inherit the earth, goy, don't make trouble, pay your taxes, work hard and don't complain, also give us money, and guess what? then you'll get to live forever and ever in perfect paradise where you get everything you ever wanted and never have to work again ;^)
>>70166610
Who the fuck would allow themselves to get beheaded and crucified for snake oil
Ignorance here is astounding
>>70164954
I did not ask to be born. Freedom by definition cannot be abused, so how is sin possible?
>>70165954
Jesus and God is the same due to trinity.
It may not seem important for you, but many Christians and all Fundamentalists will hold strictly to that, some even going as far as saying that "JEsus created the universe" instead of saying "God created the universe."
>>70166762
>Who the fuck would allow themselves to get beheaded and crucified for snake oil
Look at all of the people willing to vote for Hillary just to STUMP DRUMPF!
>>70166323
Because bigger things = better obviously.
Why don't you trust in jesus?
The only reason your life sucks is because god works in mysterious ways, obviously you will get an awesome life when you die so you should be happy your life sucks.
All poor people should be happy because a life of piety is just a test from god. Rich people are evil because they have a good life and don't give everything they own away..
Don't worry you aren't being manipulated into being complacent loser. Just turn the other cheek, never raise a fist in anger let the rich and powerful people have all the fun, that means they are going to hell to be punished for all eternity, but you, you're special because you're poor and never stand up for yourself. That means you go to heaven.
Christianity is no different to cultural marxism. It was invented by jews as a philosophy to be given to whites to make them weak cucks.
Both teach whites two major lessons:
>Give away your possessions and be rewarded.
>Be a pacifist and never stand up for yourself because it's morally superior.
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>>70165042
Your not worthy to post a MAGA hat you Canadian scum.
>>70166995
>bigger things equal better
This is what fatfags actually believe
>>70166789
And to add to this: God should stop making toys and throwing over half of them in the garbage for not understanding a doctrine he never outlined coherently in the first place! How is this debatable? Words are tools of manipulation; yet you think them a sound medium for conveying God's plan? Why do you think we're in such a shithole mess, it's because everyone and his mum wrote a bible and is vying for your devotion. Absent of miraculous intervention, how are WE, who were supposedly made in HIS IMAGE, supposed to "separate the wheat from the chaff?"
>>70166460
A Canadian calling someone a cuck?!!
Hahaha. You got BTFO. And enjoy your caliphate and Trudeau.
>>70166762
>Who the fuck would allow themselves to get beheaded and crucified for snake oil
You absolute retard. People die for stupid things the believe all the time. Example: people who believe blood transfusions are evil and die because of it. Does this lend credence to the idea of blood transfusions are evil?
>>70167190
But god whispered his message into some jew's ear thousands of years ago!!
How dare you get the message wrong after the world's longest game of Chinese whispers!!
How can you doubt that Jesus is the mesiah purple monkey dishwasher??
Don't you have faith?!
To hell with you!!
>>70163083
but the small bear was giving to her by her dying father who passed away 1 day after giving it to her.
>>70166172
I think it's more along the lines of " if you're good and willing to make sacrifices to God in this life you will be given a bigger reward in the after life"
Sounds pretty selfish to me. Good people go good things because they want to and like helping others and leaving a better world behind them.
People who only do good things to get rewards are not really good people
>>70163990
I would be totally fine with this.
>>70167533
>using a jew as your middle man
bro...
>>70163287
UUUU
>>70163287
FOR YOU
>>70167577
Implying Jesus isn't going to give her both. He's the son of God, not a jew.
>>70164685
>implying I'd want to give up my 3 dogs for 3 bigger dogs
Fuck off kike shill
![[Exiled-Destiny]_Welcome_To_The_NHK_Ep22_(05238964).mkv_snapshot_19.06_[2015.10.19_22.56.30].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3wBkS4J.jpg "[Exiled-Destiny]_Welcome_To_The_NHK_Ep22_(05238964).mkv_snapshot_19.06_[2015.10.19_22.56.30].jpg")
Misaki is just like me: Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of pessimism
>>70163083
creepy guy is soliciting a child for sex with a stuffed animal. Girl claims she "love[s] [her virginity]."
>Jesus missing a point
Hey buddy, you know I respect you and have known how to talk to you for a while. We disagree on some things, notably alcohol, but we're generally cool.
She loves HER bear and won't give a shit if YOUR bear, which she has no emotional investment in, is bigger.
BTW, talk to Jesus by addressing his most ardent believers. He hears through them and somethings that's not even necessary.
So, my mom + dad have been Christians since i was born, i'm 28. on my dad's side his brothers were christian preachers on my mom's side her brother and mom was also christian i think. so a year ago my mom and dad went on a trip to okinawa where apparantly found out mom's relatives on the asain side weren't so chrisitian anymore, they were apparanlty taken over by some cult called prophet lee. my dad tried to tell them about jesus but ended up getting pissed and hotheaded about it. typical christian and wished he could burn up the cults and shit and condemn them to hell. i'm athiest so this cracks my shit up for the lulz how muy dad thought christianity was real yet this chinese lee guy prophet seems to have got it down better than those shit 12 disciples. my grandmother on my asain mom's side got pissed cause my dad was trying to say she was wrong and in sin lol! how funny my dad thought it's all good and got a suprise bruce lee shit later hahahahahaa. so
>>70163519
So if I give my girlfriend to Jesus I get a bigger girlfriend?
I don't like that idea at all
>>70163800
It's true though, my life has honestly been so much better since I left my life of degeneracy behind and made God a part of my life and I'm sure so many others are in a similar position that I'm in.
>>70168195
Maybe the lesson is you're girlfriend should give up your little dick for jesus's bigger dick.
>>70167274
why are Americans so alpha?
why are Canadians so beta?
>>70168361
So then I give my dick to Jesus and get a bigger dick
>>70167733
You're probably autistic or otherly insane, normal people have emotional attachment to the people they're close to.
Moral: Jesus just likes to steal shit from people. He stole some other girls bear and now he's trying to take this one. Disgusting.
i went to this baptist chruch last sunday and the pastor was talking about little 16 year old bois trying to get in the girls bathroom and i was trying to hold myself back from exploding in laughter.
>>70168541
At last I truly see. We should trust and have sex with every bearded man we meet who claims to be a representative of god. This is a lesson we must teach our children.
Turns out sweden is the only one practicing the true christian faith.
>>70168759
shit that bear is my bread and butter you can't be messin with my bread and butter man.
>>70165735
I was thinking about the crucifixion recently and it occurred to me that the Romans probably raped him as part of the torture.
>>70163083
What I get is that Jesus gets off on head games. He's a sick fuck.
Also, shouldn't there be a bear in one hand and a ticket to hell eternal in the other? Jesus has no patience for dilly dallying. Either you believe or you don't.
UntiI was 13, I genuinely thought everyone was just pretending to believe this stuff. Like we all pretended to believe in Santa Claus.
I can't say with 100% certainty if there is a god (of any kind) or not, but I myself just don't believe. If I were to be shown actual evidence proving that a god is absolutely existent I would drop to my knees and praise him and do his bidding without question. I'd actually prefer there to be a god, but I just don't believe in any of that shit.
>>70165918
Ave, True to Caesar
>>70166931
You only get 1 life. I've had a couple dozen votes in mine already
>>70167328
I don't know what that is an example of but it is not an example of wasting your only life for something you belief in. Maybe you should rethink my post.
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>>70170075
>joseph's wife's son
>>70169979
I mean these counter arguments are awful. Can you really not refute it?
>>70170075
>quoting 200 posts in your own
Peru just gets worse and worse every time he posts.
>>70170075
I already got Jesus.
He's my butt plug.
>>70163485
Went right over your head.
>>70163083
Shit drawing tbqh.
* Children form real emotional attachments to things like teddy bears.
* Why demand something she loves in exchange for something else, assuming said thing is not harmful or wrong?
* Why not let her have both?
* "hurr durr God sees that it's just a toy and wants her to have the better one." I would think God understands how meaningful the attachment to the smaller bear is to her, even if it seems silly to him, and would not want to harm her by taking it.
2/10 intended to teach some moral lesson but portrays God in a bad light.
>>70170445
>* Why not let her have both?
Hey man yeah!
Fuck Jesus!
Like I said, Jesus doesn't operate by normal moral rules. He likes head games. If we treated our children the way God treats humans, we'd all be in jail within a week.
>>70170576
As I recall the rules he gave us were:
* Love God with all your heart.
* Love thy neighbor as thyself.
He loved his Father with all his heart, and offered his life for beings unworthy to wash his feet.
So what's your problem with him again?
>>70170576
Has Canada become the new Australia? Every time Canada posts I want to get off the internet for a long time. Why are countries cucked by England the absolute worst posters on any Internet community? Is it cause they are cucked by the biggest cucks around? Like 2nd degree advanced cuckoldry?
>>70164685
I thought she had a puppy.
don't ever leave me jesus i couldn't stand to see you goo my heart would simply snap my lord if you walked on out thatdoor i promise i'll be good to you and keep u warm at night. jesus jesus jesus why don't we just shut off the light
>>70170445
Because the small teddy bear is actually a bomb and he's trying to save her from it.
>>70171268
Because we have to listen to your whiny, sanctimonious crap. Get the fuck off the board if you dont want to be here. We will be better off without you.
We are just cutting out the cancer
>>70167274
Christianity is literally a cuck religion. Jesus is "my wife's son".
It is just another Jew trap.
It is interesting that Jews can lend money but Christians can't. Its interesting that Christians are told to give their wealth away, live modestly and turn the other cheek when they are wronged instead of standing up for themselves. I wonder who came up with all of these disadvantageous rules?
Christians actually take pride in considering themselves sheep.
What a fucking pathetic bunch.
