So, I forgot that I told my school I self-identified as black as a joke, and now I received this. What do?
Removed any identifying info for you assholes to dox. and ALANA means African, Latino, Asian, Native American for you uncultured troglodytes
Go for the lulz, but bring a camera and microphone. Record results and bring them back here. Godspeed
>>70162075
Kek,
Stealing the Dindu and chinks specifically self tailored award. Anyone have that story where the White South African kid was the only one to win the African scholarship at his school? Very much pic related.
You either go to the ceremony with a straight face for the lulz or say "s-sorry, I must have picked the wrong box on the form" depending on how much of a sperg you are.
>>70162075
You've discovered the way to finnish all bullshit. Every white on the US should define himself as ALANA.
Try to get to the mic at some point and make a speech about your personal struggles
>>70162075
>honor for high achieving minority students.
>only a trolling white male qualifies.
You have to show up. And if they give you shit just be like, "who are YOU to tell me what to identify as!"
>>70162075
>can identify as a female or an animal if you were born as a male
>can't identify as a particular race which could very well be encoded in your DNA
It's so hilariously easy to see through their own narrative, it's almost sad.
>>70162075
Just say you have a rare albino trait.
>>70162867
>the only way blacks can do well in school is if they are trapped in a white person's body
lmao
>>70162075
>transnigger
Well played, anon.
Attend and accept the award.
It's for people who self-identify as niggers or chinks.
Just tell them that's what you identify as, and if they call you out for it, call them all racists and storm out shouting about how they'll be hearing from your lawyer.
>>70162950
Albino niggers don't look like actual white people.
>>70162075
Just ignore it. You don't want to go because all of the other high performers will be asian. You'll be all over the news for being the only decent "black" student and you'll be singled out.
BLM assassins from out of state will pass your story around and come ruin your life.
>>70163701
WOAH!
Slow down there you racist fucking shitlord - there is NO difference between races other than skin colour.
It's a social construct. There is no such thing as 'black' feature.
>>70163822
spout this and you are on easy street if they give you shit
>ALANA means African, Latino, Asian, Native American
So they literally just made a group that is "no whites".
>>70162075
Topkek.
>Invite to clever dindu chicken and water melon fest.
>>70162075
Just say that you refuse the award because it excludes white people, which is racist.
>>70163822
You rang?
Ithaca College?
>>70165086
>>70162075
Double down. Start the acceptance speech with, "as a recently black man..."
>>70165086
>>70165174
T-THATS RACIST
T-THEY'RE CHERRY-PICKED
>>70162075
>ALANA
So, essentially, non-white.
>>70163577
This.
If they give you shit, tell them you'll sue.
After all if you can identify as woman, it would be bigoted to not be able to identify as anything else.
>>70165086
>>70165174
Retarded Neanderthal monkeys. They look like retarded Neanderthal monkeys. Huh.
Just tell them you gotta work and to mail it to you anon.
Sure they may get pissy, but "hey, gotta eat nigga, mail that shit to me, fedex!"
have it sent to a drop box someplace.
>>70162075
As someone who went through the joke called high school, believe me, you will have no regrets for appearing to totally appear to believe you are black. The key though is to practice zen mindframe totality to prevent breaking down under the uproarious reaction. The key is to remember that absolutely no one will ever remember what you did, and you will receive zero consequences. Good luck.
>>70162075
wear pic related for bonus points
>>70162075
BLACK FACE BLACK FACE
BLACK FACE
>>70162075
Accept it!
Record it!
Post it!
Songs will be sung! Lulz will be had!
10,000 bonus internets if you accept the award with a straight face and give a tearful speech about your personal struggles.
>>70165086
>>70165174
AYY FUCKING LMAO
>>70162580
Fucking this and find a cute Asian waifu there
>>70162867 >>70162822 >>70162808 >>70162755 >>70163777 >>70165739
I'm going and accepting. Will post proof, it's early May.
>>70165172
Nah, It's a kinda shitty state college
>>70163468
He is transBLACK, not transnigger you racist scum white male!
>>70166452
>about your personal struggles as a poor black boy from the streets.
ftfy
>>70165174
>>70165086
They look like when you fuck around for too long in a Tony Hawk game's character creation
hahahhahahahahhaha.
wear black face, a fake afro, and make racist jokes while they give you an award
>>70162644
>White South African kid
>African scholarship
>South African kid
>African kid
>African
>>70165086
>>70165174
Can we can the opposite? People with Aryan features but nigger skin? I think that nigger skin can be quite attractive, it's the facial features I find unattractive.
For example, pic related is pretty.
http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/wtf/meet-the-transgender-banker-whos-chopped-off-her-ears-and-had-horns-implanted-to-become-a-dragon/news-story/01f1b97778c47cdd2f9a47984da86417
>>70166974
What point are you trying to make shitposter faggot?
>>70167039
>banker
>reptilian
SHUT IT DOWN
IT
DOWN
>>70165805
Dude black people are the only people on the planet without neanderthal ancestors, you retarded neanderthal.
>>70167002
>That nose
>Those lips
>Shape of head
>Aryan features
truly 30% by 2050
>>70162075
>white people come out on top even in situations deliberately designed to exclude them
kek
So are you actually a good student or did the school pick you because you're good "for a nigger"?
>>70167109
It's from 'Merica so its your mess
>>70167002
Melanesian people?
>>70166840
Good job, can't wait
>>70163007
The only way women can do well is by trannies pretending to be women.
>>70167235
They just look like normal blacks.
>>70162075
I did a similar thing way back in high school. I was taking the standardized state test we're forced to take every year, and there was some question that asked me to fill in a bubble if I was black. So I filled it in for the lulz.
Didn't think much of it after that. But a year later, I get a random call over the intercom to come down to the main office. I had no idea what this shit was about. I got there and the principle asked me "okay, this is going to sound odd but... are you black? for some reason our system had you in as black". Probably obvious considering I have one of the most polish names ever.
But yeah, that was it.
I asked if it was because i self-identified as black, just to make sure it wasnt an error because this is too fucking hilarious
>>70167216
3.9 GPA about
>>70167590
I KEKED TO THE MAX
>>70162075
>Anon Anonoroo, please come up to the stage to accept your award!
>*anon walks up on stage*
>Congratulations, anon! So, when was the first time you realized you were black?
>Well, it all started when my father left me
>>70167869
Grant Australian citizenship to OP, that's high quality irl shitposting from him
>>70164464
What do you think "people of color" means? These things are a way to get everyone in the world except whites to band together against a theoretical "common enemy". Us.
>>70167590
WEWLAD
E
W
L
A
D
>>70163822
You must use this OP
>>70167982
FUCK OFF WE ARE FULL
>>70168192
A whole country of shitposters and the best is an American. How does it feel to be this BTFO Ausfag?
>>70167002
Pretty sure that's a nigger
>>70167590
Are you an ESL student?
>>70166853
He can identify as a transnigger* you bigot.
Stop oppression xer
>>70167590
>>70168075
AM I RIGHTSIDE UP
OR UPSIDE DOWN
thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elUwSHjfA94
>>70167590
>
It's 2016
>>70168758
nah, just shitty typos
>>70162075
Just show up and nig the niggest you've ever nigged before. Prepare to get your ass kicked, though.
Or you pull a Shaun King and get your hair and facial hair styled into a blackish type look, and just pretend to be a "white black."
Just say your grandmother is black. I know plenty of "white people" who have a black as night grandparent and actually turned out white
accept the award with your pants at your ankles
BLACK FACE
Choose file
>>70162075
Curl your hair. You could always pass as biracial
>>70167872
underrated
>>70167590
Seems like the person just wants to do their job and isn't concerned with the finer details.
I doubt that anyone will officially make a stink about it unless they've got a major stick up their arse, even by leftist standards.
I would go to gain favour with Kek, but you'll probably get socially crucified.
>>70167590
>>70162075
>>70162075
>>70162075
This is so fucking good. Ride this train wherever it takes you OP. Don't be afraid when the ride takes wild turns, keep going for the good of /pol/'s keks. Godspeed OP
>>70162075
OH MY FUCKING GOD
BRO, BRING THAT SHEET WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO
THE DAMAGE CONTROL WILL BE UNREAL
You have to do it OP.
>>70162075
wear blackface to ceremony break into mammy song until they drag you out
>>70169659
This guy nailed it. That is pretty accurate.
>>70165086
Holy shit, niggers age like fucking milk.
>>70167002
>>70167141
Are you the guy from the temple of baal threads?
>>70166840
great i can't wait to save the minor enjoyment for 30 days that you probably won't even deliver. Buy a pistol and make it happen tomorrow, then i'll respect you
>>70169695
I have that same IKEA bed
I am trans-African American, I identify as a black person but I am in a white persons body. Do the black face paint and do red lipstick.
>>70169659
I used emacs for the longest time. Now I use sublime. Sorry /g/, I have failed you.
>>70167002
Holy shit, she's hot. More?
op should go wearing dark sunglasses and using a white cane. if he's gonna pretend to have one disability why not two? it would be even more funny and epic!
>>70170856
>funny and epic
OP here, kill yourself :)
Will post update on may 8th
>>70167872
Top notch, friend
>>70171612
you're drinking literal piss bro
>>70162075
This is a hard one. On one hand for the lulz, and making real ALANA students butthurt sounds like the easy choice.
On the otherhand, because of what you did, your academic success stats are now filed under the dindu category, which is gonna artificially inflate the average dindu stats. Sorta like pic related, but instead of increasing violent crimes by whites like pic related, your helping dindu's look smarter then they really are.
>>70165172
nigga i went there
>>70162075
top kek we all should do this
>>70162075
DON'T YOU DARE PUSSY OUT
>>70170129
That's... weirdly arousing.
>>70169695
I have the same trash bags
>>70172188
relax nigga, i wont. expect the first coming, crucifixion,and resurrection of /pol/jesus
>>70162075
Change your look stat.
>>70167002
Have you seen black pussy? Whore you posted may be slightly attractive but i can assure you, her pussy isn't.. If it ain't white it ain't right, sir lol
>>70166761
Inb4 all he finds is a nigger guy who self identifies as a qt Asian chick
>>70167590
OP you absolute madman
>>70172632
Borders Morris drives liberals mental. They cant not think its blackface.
Has anyone successfully done this for college applications?
>>70173348
>Can white women even compare?
>>70173806
They can try
>>70162075
Please for the love of god
Go there black faced and blame it on your sexual identity
>>70174146
no say its your ethnic traditional dress on your english side.
>>70162075
ACCEPT THE AWARD AND THANK THE BLACK COMMUNITY.
>>70174898
why are you guys so fucking good at this?
Is it all the spider venom in the water?
>>70174898
God hope this event gets filmed. This would be amazing.
>>70163007
Rolling, we should write your speech bro
>>70172974
says mexico
>>70162075
>go there play along
>act like a monkey
>people start wondering why you're doing this
>say
>"but I told I would act like a black person, it's not that different from acting like a chimp"
>>70168889
>dave matthews band
GTFO
>>70165474
>Start the acceptance speech with, "as a recently black man..."
Good. Need to go a step further.
Slip in little double entandres
"as a recently blacked man..."
>>70169258
underrated
>>70174898
>>70176449
That feel when you wish Australia was your hat :(
>>70176581
bro i'm trying to meme here this isn't a discussion of good music, the lyrics were applicable
>>70169258
Drive up to the stage in a Cadillac with a 40 oz and a dank pape.
UUUUHHHH ESSSCUSE ME
IMMMA
HEEEEEEEYUH
FOR DIS
*SMACKS LIPS*
*WIPES FOREHEAD WITH HANKY*
DISSUH
AWARD N SHIT
*CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD*
>>70174898
wew haha
love you aussies.
>>70162075
Just keep screaming "BIX NOOD" and demand reparations.
![20160122_sub_laloche_1040x585_v2_2[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/XQcMsfj.png "20160122_sub_laloche_1040x585_v2_2[1].png")
>>70176704
...
That's ok...
...
They would make a better hat than us...
...
I'm sorry...
If you are successful in this endeavor you will earn enough black cred to refer to people of all races as "my nigga." That's how it works.
>>70178232
I already call other races nigger though.
>>70177995
Dammit Canada I'm sorry.
I hope you get your trump soon
>>70162075
If you get to speak make sure you mention your c average even if it's not true.
>>70178360
>Dammit Canada I'm sorry.
Hey! Don't appropriate our culture!
>I hope you get your trump soon
We're a good 8 years from that, but I'm working on it.
>>70162075
Just turn up an accept it nonchalantly
>>70162075
Just tell them you were born in Rhodesia. Come up with a simple but believable story that your parents fled during the war. You're an African American AND a refugee.
>>70167872
>african American
There are white Africans
>>70162075
ATTEND THE EVENT IN BLACKFACE.
>profit
>>70178880
>>70165086
What are those brown spots on their faces?
>>70173156
>you'll never have a chance to date Tyrone-chan
>>70179796
chimpanzees throw shit at each other
>>70162075
Wear a burkha.
>>70163577
make sure you got a nice jew fro and an afro pick in it
![photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7BocXsb.jpg "photo[1].jpg")
> yfw the richest African American is white
>>70170129
thats just cheryl crow in blackface though.
>>70162075
>you
Spray paint yourself
>>70180443
>Tyrone-chan
Reminds me of this. Black culture just does not mix well with japanese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq1OeAJ2k64
>>70174136
Jesus that nigga so dark he turned purple.
>>70170579
I used sublime once, it was truly awful. I want to switch to xcode, but im only learning terminal and simple file programs atm.
Also, spyder for python truly sucks as well
>>70182569
Xcode is legit
>>70167590
Fugging Kek
>>70167872
underrated/10
>>70182681
idk how to write a program that runs off the terminal. Haven't looked into it much, but it seems they only want you to write apps
>>70167590
Where is the evidence that this is an official school employee emailing you and not your friend who's in on the meme?
>>70162075
Go in blackface donning tops n' tails but play it off totally legit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpY5khrxfi0
>>70166840
You're an idiot and going to get your life ruined
>>70162075
>What do?
>Show up in a suit and sunglasses.
>Have an entourage of friends behind you who also "self-identify" as minorities/fluid-gender/whatever.
>Walk up to stage.
>Grab the mic.
>We was kangz and shieet!
>Tell them together, blacks can MAGA.
>Pull MAGA hat out of coat and put it on.
>Do a Trump smug smile.
Then run for you life nigger.
Bump. Hopefully op is not a faggot.
