Ask a lawyer anything! I have learned many books.
are you jewish
>>70155547
No, Irish catholic, faggot
>>70155499
how jewish are you?
How is it possible that you don't know how many federal crimes are there?
>>70155499
What area(s) of the law do you specialize in?
>>70155783
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you, you could, you’ll do, you, you wants, you, you could do so, you , you’ll do, you could, you, you want, you want them, to do you so much, you could do anything?
>>70155783
Factors like the numbers of law, the breadth of coverage, ambiguity of wording, and conflicting jurisdictions makes it impossible to have anything even closely resembling perfect knowledge of federal crimes there are.
>>70155835
I specialize in civil litigation and personal injury.
>>70155499
Which states do you have the bar in?
do you liek law n shyt
>>70156015
So you are jewish.
do you have a cool badge
>>70156106
Texas, and also (funny enough), my father and I studied and passed the exam to get a law degree in Ireland. I can now legally practice law there as well.
>>70156015
Just in it for the money, huh?
>>70156195
yeuh i liek to study but mah gwandpuh was like kangz n sheeit.
>>70155927
>>70155969
Are you aware this is unique case in the world?
Don't you think your legal system is in deep shit?
>>70156273
No kidding right.
Schlomo actually thought he could pretend to be irish catholic.
>>70156273
Pretty much. you mad you don't make bank like I do?
>>70156491
Considering you are completely ignorant of how much I charge per hour or what courts I practice in it seems you suffer under a false sense of superiority. Let's just say I don't have to chance ambulances (yes, yes I know the change in ethical regulations but the label still has a kernel of truth) because my clients come to me.
>>70156450
YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT GOY
>>70156254
Is it true that in Texas, "He needed killin' " is an admissible defense?
>>70156443
>Are you aware this is unique case in the world?
Is it really? [citation needed]
I'm pretty certain that "federal" law in Japan is about the same and given Britain's preponderance of "unwritten rules" I'd argue it's even worse than US federal law.
>>70156897
As long as "he" was a wide-nostrilled nigger.
>>70156923
>Japan
Isn't Japan civil law system? How did they manage to fuck it up?
In any case, let me rephrase my question, don't you think common law is a bit shit and inferior?
>>70157797
Anglocucks like to pretend the rest of the world actually tolerates >muh stare decisis
Fucking judgecucks.
>>70157797
>How did they manage to fuck it up?
My theory is uneven application and maldistribution of prefectural "justice." The Diet never fails to mess up balancing civil protections with the prodevelopment sentiments.
>common law is a bit shit and inferior?
I prefer common law over civil law. It's far more uniform and predictable because civil law shift with the social wind.
>>70155499
About to finish my 1L year and so far it hasn't been too bad (although finals are coming up)
How much worse is 2L and 3L years?
>>70156015
>civil litigation and personal injury.
>civil litigation
>personal injury
Yup, you're a kike.
>>70159038
What's the most Jewish thing you've ever done as a lawyer?
>>70160117
Not a lawyer
>>70156015
>>70160117
I asked my secretary for gold door handles
>>70155499
I'm hoping to become a lawyer. Any tips?
>>70159038
Easier? 1L is where all the competition is.
How much money do you make?
Why did you choose to be a lawyer when the job market for them isn't doing so well?
Are you riding the Trump train?
>>70160117
Learning to be a lawyer, for a start.
>>70161451
This. It's also the biggest period of adjustment. 2L and 3L years are just more of the same but not nearly as structured.
