WAKE UP YELLOWSTONE WAKE UP
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>https://www.superstation95.com/index.php/world/1121
>it might actually be happening
>no threads on pol
But then again it might be nothing.
Data convincingly shows that yellowstone won't be erupting for at least another 10 000 years
and besides if it does erupt it's the end of the world as we know it and there's nothing we can do about it anyway
better go back to complaining about immigrants
>>70151895
thread theme
https://youtu.be/AJ65MAd5e1s?t=1m30s
Real thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU
>>70151895
>Obama will blame Bush
>The next day he will blame Climate Change
>The next week he will blame Republican opposition to healthcare reform
>The next month he will blame Islamaphobia
>The next year he will blame businessmen conducting business mostly in countries with sane corporate tax rates
>>70154082
>a fake band for manchildren
real thread theme reinstated
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YlPFqlj1vCY&nohtml5
>>70152077
>quantum tunneling
>meteors that we didn't detect
>quasar beam
>mega solar flare
>yellowstone
Man. Fuck Mexicans.
>>70154700
better than what ever shit that is make up is for girls fruitcake
>>70151895
Im in kansas city. If it theoretically blows this second will i be able to run away. I know im in the "kill zone"
>wake up yellowstone wake up
>>70155348
no you are fucked.
RIP
AWAKEN AWAKEN AWAKEN TAKE THE LAND THAT MUST BE TAKEN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BubiZAIWHgU
>>70155644
Damnit got beat to it for Awaken
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1o98vogc7zA
>>70151895
*WAKE UP*TICKLE TICKLE*WAKE UP
Wake up, Yellowstone-sama!!
>>70152077
>Data convincingly shows that yellowstone won't be erupting for at least another 10 000 years
That's only the data that they want you to know, anon.
>>70155348
The whole world is fucked. The ash cloud will block the sun for years
>>70151895
I'm in Kelowna. Am I good?
>>70151895
OP nothing is going to happen at least not in this year.
>>70155348
You can try, but literally every other sane individual will be trying to do the same.
I'm not exaggerating when I say the traffic jams will be hundreds of miles long
>>70155348
You're one of the lucky ones bro. It'll be over before you know it while the rest of us starve in darkness.
>>70156236
No, you're in Kelowna, whatever it is.
AWAKEN, MY MASTERS
So, if this is a real threat, why are you guys excited about this?
Don't you value your lives and those of your loved ones? Do you really want to die this bad? Why don't you just kill yourselves?
this shit again. literally nothing happining.
>superstation95
the sky is falling the sky is falling
>>70157067
That image of the earthquake swarms across all of Yellowstone with at least one 6 pointer is really really concerning.
>>70155837
edglords fuck off. anyone who hopes a world killer happining must be a slavshit. the only happining should be turky glassing you slav faggots.
>>70157553
Welcome to /pol/
>>70157553
Lurk moar
>>70154897
>gamma ray bursts
>hypervelocity stars
>good ol' black holes
I want to glass the middle east.
>>70157553
Found the newfag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M7LphnOwdI&feature=youtu.be
>>70157553
>He doesn't want the end of the world
He's not one of us...
>>70154526
by next year trump will be building a canadian wall from the volcanic ash and blame the outlanders and imperial nwahs.
bumpo
Hey kekels we will have fusion power by the time it goes off. We will be able to generate highly highly efficient power and can grow crops underground or in warehouses for years upon years
>>70151895
>it might actually be happening
>no threads on pol
>But then again it might be nothing.
/pol/ in a nutshell
>>70161935
Fire God sacrifice
HOLY SHIT GUYS, this is scary! WATCH OUT ON 4/20!
