Ask a Texan anything.
Would you fuck a trap?
>>70148350
If you're really from Texas, why haven't you gotten the Extra Flags for 4chan addon yet? Shows your state (and sometimes city) flag on every board with flags
Gotta show that Texas pride brah
>>70148350
Should we allow this?
Texas stopped being cool when you Mexinerds voted for Ted Cruz, Canadian.
You're a bunch of little faggots now. Also, you're really just Mexico.
>>70148350
Compared to the continent europe, how many more people died from gun violence in your state alone?
How many more people were put to death as punishment, how many of those later turned out to be innocent after?
How much higher is the obesity rate?
How high is the difference in educational level of your general populace.
At least you have a cool accent.
Kisses and hugs <3 peace
>>70148562
>Wanting africans to be americans.
>>70148350
Howdy fellow Texan
>>70148350
Why do you call your mom, Maria, Jaun?
REAL TEXAN HERE.
Dallas representin!
>there are people who don't live in Texas
I truly feel pity.
>>70150857
Fort Worth here. Howdy neighbour
>>70150865
I can't imagine a worse fate. Poor bastards.
tejas sucks desu senpai
>Pride themselves to be the Murica of America
>While voting for a spic Canadian
>>70150645
>>70150857
>>70150865
All you faggots need to download the Extra Flags for 4chan extension
that way we can have REAL TEXAS HOURS threads on the regular
>>70150857>>70150918
Plano here.
Why did you vote for a canadian?
>>70151021
This, fucking wannabee cowboy faggots.
>>70148350
Why did you vote for a fucking Canadian?
You are a traitor Texas....your treason shall be answered for...
>>70151039
I'm not autistic enough to care about flags
>>70151189
texas a shit
I drove across the panhandle on the interstate awhile ago and the whole way it smelled like cow shit
>>70148350
Houston here.
>>70151321
Welcome to the panhandle
>>70151321
Fuck off yank.
>>70151090
Allen here. Fuck Plano.
>>70151877
fuck off, fake texas
there's like 5 times more cows than people in my state, and it doesn't smell like cowshit everywhere.
>>70152048
Of course your cows don't smell like shit, as they taste like it instead.
>>70148350
What's it like? Just interested
>>70150857
>>70151090
>>70151941
Highland Park here
>>70148493
>Extra Flags for 4chan addon
If they add this flag I will install it
>>70148350
Why aren't you gathering a lynch mob for Glenn Beck right now?
>ask a Texan anything
>there are hundreds/thousands of us on 4chan at any one time
why?
>>70152810
Glenn Beck will die soon once he gives himself a brain anyeurism from being so goddamn crazystupid.
>>70148350
How are doctors treated in texas, what about a serbian doc. How would people feel about seeing a serb make their health decisions.
>>70150857
Abilene reporting in
THE WOODLANDS TEXAS IS THE BEST TOWN IN THE WORLD
TEXAS IS THE BEST NATION IN THE UNITED STATES
Seriously though we might go to shit soon if they keep building roads to shitty towns and neighborhoods, things were so much better when my main nigger George Mitchell was in charge ;_;
>>70148350
>Spicland that can't vote right
>can't even attack Muslims right
Shame on you.
>>70152949
We love Serbs here. My friend Iliya is from Serbia and is a fire fighter. We have doctors from India so I'm sure Serb docs won't have any problems.
>>70152949
no one would know your precise ethnicity other than eastern european, even with your name displayed
>>70152949
Serbs are tight, most of my friends are heavy into Eastern Euro shit, there are a ton of Eastern Euro shops in North Houston too. I found a Russian shop that sells non-ironic Putin tshirts.
You'd be welcome here.
>>70152949
>>70153852
Plus my doctor right now is full blown first-gen Ukrainian and he's successful enough to have a Keurig machine and three Big American Flat Screen TVsā¢ in his waiting room. You'll be fine.
>>70148350
How many niggers did you kill in your life?
>>70148493
How do I set my region
>>70155652
Its already done, famicom.
Your county/city might not be important to have its own flag.
>>70150857
South Texas reporting
send help
>>70156177
I sort of know that feel. Brownsville?
>>70156304
Nah, but in RGV still.
Not a lot of people down here so I'd like to stay vague about exactly where.
>>70152945
>Discover Glenn after retiring from the Navy
>Take all his shit with a grain of salt and look things up to fact-check
>Know other people who do this, we get called brainwashed for apparently hanging on his every word
>Trump hits the scene and doesn't treat Beck special
>Beck gets butthurt for not getting to skip secretaries and scheduling until he gave up on getting an interview
>Starts parroting Bernie propaganda on the air with no fact-checking as long as it's anti-Trump
>Gets butthurt that only the Mormon section of his audience actually were brainwashed zombies hanging on his every word
I stopped listening to his show while driving between service calls.
>>70157050
Maybe not in your specific area, but you'd be surprised how many people on /pol/ are from Texas.
There's at least 4-5 /pol/acks in my city (915) and there's even a couple /k/ommandos in my area spread out toward NM. 4chan is a hell of a drug
>>70157059
I dropped Beck a long time ago, like back when he threw that little temper tantrum about his sore throat or whatever. I can't believe he's fallen so hard that he's giving away toys to illegal immigrant children now. If there was ever a man who deserves a JUST photoshop, it's him
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>>70154158
Awsome, I'll put in my best effort not to fuck up. I will be there in 5 years