What does /pol/ think of enlightened and diverse art? Do you appreciate the thoughts behind the piece? Do you bitterly hate all wymen who makes these masterpieces? Do you even conteporary art?
>>70148090
hmm interesting.
I don't think about it.
It will pass.
nice.. plaster casts
It makes me embrace 2D even more.
>>70148191
Its the inside of purses.
>>70148090
horse pussy?
>>70148367
You're talking to virgins here, Ausbro. Don't ruin it for them.
>>70148700
...
>>70148090
GET READY FOR BUTTHURT.
>>70148090
They're all vagina's (people) with different colours and shapes, but they're still vagina's. Atleast, that's what I think it means.
>>70148090
Vaginas, purses, femininity, female stuff, the gears in my head are turning. It's alright I guess
Richest artist in the UK.
>>70148090
MUH VAGINA GIVE ME MONEY ITS ART
>>70149371
Ladies and gentleman, I present to you the bed that is messy, 'That will be 6 garillion dollars sir'
>>70148090
>>70148954
>>70149371
Find me a female artist whose work doesn't revolve around muh vagina.
>>70148700
>>70149688
>>70149688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
Modern art has destroyed art.
>>70149629
Is she Jewish? She's gotta be Jewish.
>>70148954
They're coin purses turned inside out. They represent women's struggle with poverty because of the wage gap and male privilege.
And they look like cunt lips.
>>70148090
>wymen
>wy men
>men
TRIGGERED
>>70148090
>Me on the 3x3
>>70149688
Georgia O'Keefe
>>70149814
Ha nah bro, her main patron was a Jew named Saatchi though.
>>70148882
>trump is to dumb to know that art is just a front for money laundering
Pro tip, modern art is pretty much entirely a money laundering scheme.
>>70148090
I love contemporary art. Oslo has a world class contemporary art museum (Astrup Fernley Museum of modern art) they currently have a Matthew Barney excebition (pic related)
>>70148882
Butthurt why? More power to him. Free market, if anyone wants to spend that and he has the ability to earn that I support him.
Only rich liberals buy that stuff.
>>70150087
>Georgia O'Keefe
Nope
These is a labia.
>>70150248
Conceptual art is the best art.
>>70148576
TFW I study sculpture.
TFW when the highest grade last semester was three bricks on the floor. Just that.
Three bricks on the fucking floor
>>70150187
>>70150199
Wait a minute, you are saying these different colors of paint on a canvas isn't the apex of human creativity?
>>70150252
>Only rich liberals buy that stuff.
As Sam Hyde said at his talk at Rutgeers; "It's the Jews getting scammed here guys" (in reference to modern art).
>>70149688
Yoko Ono
Does anyone else have fantasies of walking in a room of modern artists, bashing their heads in with baseball bats while wearing SS uniform.
I know this is edgy, but I really feel this way.
Based Swedish monkey.
>>70150420
Make sure to adapt your skills to Zbrush or Mudbox. 3D printing and 3D CG will both favor you over them.
>>70150586
>>70149794
why
>>70150656
>>70150431
Yes
http://mobile.nytimes.com/2013/05/13/arts/design/art-proves-attractive-refuge-for-money-launderers.html?referer=
Odd Nerdrum is contemporary art, that some of you might like because he paints like a renaissance painter.
>>70150720
>>70148954
why?
The greeks and romans would have admired this photorealistic sculpture
most anti "modern art" statements lack a propper definition or resort to muh feels
>>70150814
Because 'wooooo feminism'.
A FUCKING LEAF
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih1COV4B8ag
>>70149802
if there are multiples universes as the theories say, there must be a universe where Adolf got accepted into arts school and was happy doing his true passion, probably died of old age happy with his life.
>>70150822
>>70150586
H I G H
T E S T
>>70149371
Do you guys ever think about this? Where money has been that you use? It's fucking gross.
>>70149802
Well blame the fucking camera. The camera basically put every artist out of a job and they had to start artistically portraying things cameras couldn't capture.
>>70150998
>that fucked up perspective
>>70148090
modern art is like when you take all colors and mix them. It becomes homogenous shit. There is no effort, art should be measured by effort and precision.
>>70148367
That's pretty clever. I usually don't like modern art or whatever but this is at least clever.
>>70150868
Interesting article desu.
>>70150873
"but but, i know nothing of modern art, so they all do the same and they dont become famous!"
>>70150420
What school in belgium friend? Thinking of applying to one of the ones in Ghent or Brussels, are they any good? Cheap tuition fees.
>>70150907
>manufactured manikin dressed with clothes
WOW so skilled epic
>>70151109
Nobody uses paper and metal money in Norway though except the really old and gypsies. Even the criminals often use bitcoins. Last year I used paper money maybe 10 times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANA8SI_KvqI
>>70150998
Nope, Hitler was set on his destined path after he served in ww1. He would've been drafted even if he was an artist.
>>70149629
What the fuck it is real and sold for 2.5 million dollars recently.
>>70150983
>>70151266
>not denying the greeks and romans would have loved it
yeah i know, but im glad we still agree ;^)
>>70149262
Isn't it his self-awareness of the joke that makes it art?
>>70149794
dont let dreams be just dreams desu
>>70151101
>>70151222
>>70151319
![05_1052[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/no0ic5s.jpg "05_1052[1].jpg")
>Kunst today is even more entartete than Hitler could ever have imagined entartete kunst being
>>70151109
Well hopefully not in this photo that's for sure.
>>70151346
i said a diferent universe, what if in that universe wwi never hapened?.
Roasties cunts aren't art
>Finally found that greentext on modern art being a scam I mentioned to that Swedenanon
>Been waiting for an art thread to show him it
>Don't even think he's here
Is anyone else interested in it?
>>70150555
>Yoko Ono
erik
>>70151370
No they would not. Hoplite spear or shield would be work of art today, but in those days it was mundane and just tool they use just like manikins are today. Low effort shitpost though.
>>70152047
>just learned van gogh was a massive weeb
>>70151351
Ha yeah bro.
>tfw art major emphasizing in graphic design
>tfw have to take a bunch of art theory and criticism classes throughout my education
>tfw all my teachers are renowned marxists/feminists/post-modernists from the Ivy's
>tfw fat, ugly SJW whores for classmates
>muh white male patriarchy EVERY lecture
>tfw almost never participate in class because of the fear that I'd say something too "wrong"
>tfw write my essays as if I'm a brainwashed libtard myself and pass
>tfw no one knows I'm a racist/fascist
>tfw so far have done a good job of not revealing my power level
No man should have to endure this much exposure to Jewry. I've been exposed to so much degenerate art (and I had to save most of them on my computer to study them) that /pol/'s head would spin.
I just want to fucking graduate and make posters and shit for fuck's sake.
Art today is regressive and edgy to a fault. Every piece only has two or one meaning that people repeat in their mind thinking wow, how revolutionary!
Everyone wants to be the next big thing, or own the best big thing, so art is full of pretentious pieces of shit and I know this from experience, I was one of those fuckers who wanted to be an artist and be great and shit.
Is not that artist are not talented, but technique and beauty are not worth it anymore. The only thing that matters is shock value. Obviously there are exceptions but you have to look really hard to find them.
>>70149861
I thought they represented women being whores.
>>70149072
Hitler's work isn't bad. Could be better though.
>>70148882
Not going to lie. My kike senses are tingling.
>>70151878
I like this one. Very cozy.
>>70151380
I have thought about this often, I do find modern art enjoyable sometimes in that it is humorous how much of a bluff it is. For example, you have an expensive art gallery, and there is a pile of bricks on the floor as art.
Lots of it is shit, but there is also stuff like Edward Kienholz which is great
>>70152241
>>70150877
This kind of 'art' I can accept, because it isn't really art. It's just some colour to fill a blank all. That's it. It has a purpose and it fills that purpose. It doesn't 'mean' anything.
>>70148090
Feminist visual art is always such trash. It's lacking entirely in subtlety or cleverness.
>>70151224
Take a look at this senpai.
>>70151109
When I was a kid my Grandma told us all not to put money in our mouths because a nigger may have touched it. She was very wise.
in my possession ;)
>>70152672
>that fucking filename
>>70151233
How deep di you think it goes? This appears to be more deep than it really is but It's just resemblance, it has no meaning behind it whatsoever.
>>70153273
>>70148954
I thought it was like, you know, women will run your coin purse dry with you trying to fuck them. A man made it right?
>>70150605
they might think the performance was part of the exhibition.
>>70152396
post em nigga
I like this one. One dog goes one way and the other goes the other.
>tfw feminist artists are so desperate to be treated as equals and smash the patriarchy but they just end up doing shit about vaginas, sex, and child birth
>>70153459
but how did he sculpt his own hands?
>>70152495
>>70149072
both of these "paintings" are utterly trash though
>>70148090
"muh puss"
>>70152396
Why do you need an art degree to make posters if your already a good artist?
>>70150758
thanks burger friend, I'm on it!
>>70151257
I know the Royal Academy has good profs. also tuition is cheap. La Cambre in Brussels is hipstertown.
>>70154032
Not really trash, you could say it's not good but certainly not trash.
Now, this is trash.
>>70152396
phahaha the memes are real
>not post REAL BRAVE art
3rd wave feminists are so obsessed with their dirty clunges, it's almost as if they are just admitting the only worth they possess is in their bodies.
God damn fuck holes, all they are
>>70151801
im interested ahmed
>>70149629
>>70149794
tracey emin is amazingly fuckable for a woman who is not actually very attractive in any way
art.yale.edu
>>70153675
have some real """"""""""art""""""""""
>>70154111
Because I'm not paying much for uni and I make great connections
>>70154381
yeh
>>70154794
I WANT OFF THIS RIDE
>>70154794
I really hope this adversely affects his health.
>>70148090
why is it when female artists make art that celebrates womens' bodies, they always depict cunts with the most obscene amount of excess labia possible?
i'm beginning to think only women with roast beef flaps do this to make themselves feel less insecure. it'd be like a bunch of guys feeling self conscious over having micropensies, so they make a bunch of tiny dick fridge magnets. it's just so weird.
my best friend's gf has these coasters and magnets with arbies vaginas on them and i've always been tempted to ask if his gf is a roastie.
>>70154576
>those buildings in the fog
>dat water reflection
HNNNNNGGGG
>>70154660
>>70148090
You know art when you look at it.
I won't say this isn't art.
I'll just say that if you pay anything for it you're retarded or bored.
>>70155234
oh, i've seen this before
thnx anyways pal : )
>>70148367
>that's the joke
>>70154591
nigga what the fuck are you talking about ?
if anything it's nice to see that women can get on the level of men for once and have fun in drawing their genitals
reminds me of this weekend when I was drawing stuff on my gf's back with my finger and had her guess
she guessed the heart, penis and swastika right away
topest of keks
>>70150555
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaBDvIvhPXU
>>70152396
be sure to make some very offensive, racist art and credit your teachers as teaching you everything you know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9lmvX00TLY
Not sure if this has been posted but this is probably the most degenerate "art" I can think of
>>70150555
Did yoko have any talent
>nice trips btw
>>70150877
Not going to lie but I like this.
I'm also the kind of faggot that listens to harsh noise.
>>70148090
"Conceptual Art" is not Art. It's filth, it's a degradation of art and an attempt to broaden the definition of Art so that untalented degenerates can consider themselves artists,
>>70154794
Reminds me of this chick:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRM_Wyj7elI
>>70154032
>Rembrandt
>good
Fucking chubby chaser who did shit sketches. He was a hack and only retards think he was good
>There was a list on Listverse about modern art the other day
>It wasn't clickbait at all (pic related)
>Genuinely shocked that the liberals got BTFO in the comments
>That one Jew mad as fuck
>Those faggots defending modern "art" purely because Nazi = bad
Listverse used to be pretty decent until they started hiring Cracked "writers".
>>70151380
UGH I HATE THIS SENTIMENT.
Duchamp did that, that was clever enough, but there's nothing more to say about the commodifcation of art than what Duchamp fucking said when he signed a toilet. THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE END OF THIS CONCEPTUAL 'ANTI ART.' He made his point and it was a good one. The point wasn't to just keep making the SAME. FUCKING. JOKE.
"OH WOW ITS SO GENIUS BECAUSE IT ISNT ART AT ALLLLLLL."
And now we have a century of artists who fucking suck but they are 'geniuses' because they are 'in on the joke.' OH MY HOW DROLL.
FUCK DAMIEN HIRST.
Yes, I am mad.
>>70152726
I can't when people are paying that type of money for it.
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2006/nov/03/usa.topstories3
>>70155905
I bet you think Donatello's work in the Chapelle Sixteen was shit too eh ?
fucking 'muriberger
>>70150820
What the fuck is that supposed to be?
>>70152506
THAT FUCKING SUCKS IT ISNT CLEVER
>>70156131
>>70149262
I actually kind of like this, if you pick a color and look at all the dots that are similar the pattern is always totally random
Of course I wouldn't pay ten thousands of dollars for it, unless I was buying the rights to sell wallpaper with the design or something
>>70156935
Well that's just it. It looks fine. It's pleasing enough. I'd hang it in my kitchen. But Hirst will get 6 figures for that EASY. That's the fucking absurdity.
>>70156935
>the pattern is always totally random
A lot of thought obviously went into that then.
>>70152396
>theatre major
>focus in writing
right here with ya m8
I almost lost my power level the other day when Charles Mee (well respected, disabled, and married to a Nip. Should be safe to say this sort of thing) was brought up, due to a note of his on casting, insisting that race and disability shouldn't be so intensely focused on in theatre. Instead of taking the obvious bait, the entire rooms dove on the "why didn't he mention Gender?!" approach and I had to spend the next 40 minutes hearing people unironically talk about "CIS perspectives."
I almost snapped, and I think a few of them noticed my eyes rolling up almost into the back of my skull and my tense, white knuckles on the edge of the meeting table, but thankfully I managed not to start groaning about tDotR while methodically snapping pencils in two.
>interesting bit was that a month ago a former Soviet prisoner/playwright/Jew came to talk and he dropped a fat fucking redpill on communist subversion of the media on the entire dept. They all politely listened and phased out what they didn't like but I cornered him after and showed him my spaghetti collection by asking him, straight up "was Yuri right?" He looked me dead in the eye, smiled, shook my hand, and said "Good luck."
>>70157514
Who is this Yuri you speak of
>>70150873
Just realized The Cell ripped this image off in the movie
Still a great movie desu
>>70157098
Spot the Bernie supporter
>>70149072
you don't seem to understand how art works
>>70154458
>Mad Dummy- transmasc and demiboy, lithoromantic asexual
>genderfluid aroflux polysexual
>androromantic
>aromantic demisexual
If only they congregated in such dense groups in real life. It would be so easy.
>>70157805
Nigga you must be joking
>>70157098
I don't give a fuck that an artist might get paid 6 figures. I give a fuck that Damien Hirst is a fucking fraud.
>>70157514
>that greentext
i want to habeeb it
>>70154458
so many words that mean nothing...jesus...its raining and i'm hungry....
>>70158028
meant to reply to
>>70157805
>>70148090
Ugh, roasties are so gross, I prefer innies.
>>70155541
She was a quite famous artist in her own right. She invented 'interactive art' along with some other early members of the fluxus movement. Before that people only looked at art
>>70148090
Looks like the interior decorum of an Arbys.
>>70155495
You can blame/weep for Anne Bogart for a lot of this performance art shit. Brilliant creator of improvisational pieces and built the foundations for elements of physical performance.
Then a bunch of college kikes get ahold of the idea and realize that you can pass off just about anything as a 'performance' as long as you create an atmosphere of awe and reverence.
>>70155102
>it'd be like a bunch of guys feeling self conscious over having micropensies
Those were the greek sculptors.
>>70148882
Good for the painter. If someone wants to buy a useless product, let them. Free market.
>>70152495
Yeah, he was mediocre for the time. In all honesty if he was actually good, we wouldn't have had WWII
>>70157723
Oh my sweet, fat, American summer child.
One cannot be shown Yuri, one must seek him and his defector's wisdom out for oneself.
>>70149262
I actually like that piece.
>>70158166
Yuri is a fucking folk hero around the more politically active in USSR. His eyes lit up the moment he heard the name and his translator (college-appointed ancient SJW) had no fucking clue what was going on. KGB is still pretty active around those parts, still as subtle as ever, and obviously not stupid enough to call themselves KGB
>>70157723
some ex-kgb guy who did an interview, it's on youtube
/pol/ worships him because he gave a very vague, yet unverifiable account of how the soviet union would run interference in the media and /pol/ applies the incredibly vague description to the current media in a very lopsided way, basically forcing whatever is reported that /pol/ doesn't like to be subversive or demoralizing propaganda
i'm not sure how accurate his testimony is personally, watch it and decide for yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cnf0I2dQ0i0
>>70158826
Ah Yuri Bezmenov. Thanks
True modern art is found through motion pictures and film.
>>70151174
>>70149072
No one denies that Hitler had some amount of skill with painting. He was a decent realistic painter. The problem with Hitler's art is that it's just fucking boring. It's the same shit that had been done for centuries and wasn't innovative or interesting. Expressionism was all the rage when Hitler was painting, and his more classical style wasn't popular. And today Hitler's paintings still look generic and boring. Bot to say that he wasn't skilled, but they aren't interesting
>>70153793
And it looks like the guy is saying "whaddya want from me?"
