ANy ideas?
Drink bleach
If i call up a news site to tip them about my "suicide" how do i give them any proof?
>>70130222
Have a trusted accomplice make an announcement on your social media. Make sure they explain that they will lose access to the account as they do not have your email. Have them set up an online donation but leave the terms vague to avoid legal consequences. Cut them in on a percentage of the take to ensure their continued cooperation.
>>70130537
Just talk to them over Skype, and do it on camera. If you use a small-calibre weapon like 9mm, it shouldn't actually kill you
>>70130297
this
>>70130222
Mcfucking kill yourself, worthless whore
i hope you fucking burm in hell and are raped for all eternity
Yours truly,
Anonymous
>pic related
>>70130873
Why not use a modified airsoft then with blood packs?
Live stream killing yourself. Sure to work.
>>70130222
>>70130537
If you're not retarded (you probably are) and you have enough money (you probably don't) you ca fake your death with some squibs and a couple payoffs
easier if you have friends who are EMTs/amberlamps drivers and/or friends who work in one of your local funeral homes. Depends how thorough you want to get with it.
>t. autist pro
>>70130222
Consume about a half-pint of arsenic. You'll seem dead but after 20 hours or so your body will rejuvinate, good luck.
