Get in here and post your graphs, lads.
Anything is open for debate, just call me a faggot and get to the point.
>>70124783
also, for newfags, here is the page:
https://www.politicalcompass.org/test
Blue master race
What do I win?
>>70124783
Also
You're a faggot
>>70125642
You better back that shit up before I smack that shit up.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,
and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and
Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision
the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me
over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced
right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life.
Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands.
Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and
I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what
unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.
But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.
Youre fucking dead, kiddo.
>>70125711
>2015+2-1
>being green
>>70125452
>blue
>not a complete cuck
At least it saved your country, Lars.
Oh wait.
>>70125822
That's some stale pasta, fampai
centre to purple master race
>>70125554
Not bad.
You won failed quads. The accompanying price is a piece of rope to hang yourself with.
>>70126062
Did I hit a nerve, berniebator?
>>70125961
Actually it was green that failed Sweden.
>>70125711
At least you got dubs.
Other that that, you're probably unambitious and don't have a future, so you don't want anyone else to have a future.
Fucking downer.
Probably also voting for pic related.
Suprised its that accurate.
I haven't done the actual compass in a great while because it always ends up being different than this one by a substantial distance.
>>70126061
Lol
A Slovak telling me to kill myself is some esoteric shit
>>70125976
I know.
I plan to make my own some day.
>>70126006
Noice.
>>70126062
CURRENT
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>>70126175
Indeed it was. But blue couldn't save them.
That's what I was hitting at.
>>70126240
I thought Arabs were authoritarian tyrants.
I guess we learn something new every day.
>>70124783
>not doing this test
>not being a soft authoritarian cultural conservative.
bottom right cannot find my p[ic
>>70126522
Hol up, I got a few questions.
What's your stance on enviromental issues?
How about things like free education or healthcare?
What is your idea of a state with your ideology (as in who passes laws if there are any, who builds roads and such)?
What about military things, both interventions and defence?
And do you consider yourself a patriot?
Forgive my curiosity, but I have never seen such a result.
>>70126663
dam son
see >>70127303
>>70127078
MIND YOUR FUCKING FEET
>>70126878
>being that far up
What's your stance on human rights?
Do you follow the authorities without question?
>>70126619
wait, forgot to tag you as well
>>70127303
>>70126719
Top kek, an Americuck can't fit into a Mercedes Bantz.
I don't think Butthurt Motors make cars anymore.
Guess it's up to public transport, but once Thumb gets elected you'll lose that as well.
So what's it gonna be?
>>70124783
Purple or GTFO
r8
>>70127303
Environment isn't going to be fixed by the government. If it was going to be they would have started by now. Luckily the totalitarian methodology of forcing acceptance down everyone's throat will lead to tremendous loss of life within the next hundred years when people get sick of the bullshit. But overall it's up to private entrepreneurs.
Free education beyond the secondary level is bullshit. Student loans are what made costs go up in the first place when denying most people was no longer plausible. Most people don't deserve to go to college anyway but grade inflation "solved" that too. Roughly the same thing with healthcare. Costs go up due to intervention, not in spite of it.
There is no state, at least on the federal level. Ideally when I cross a state line the world as I know it no longer exists. Isn't that the diversity the leftists want? Government builds roads so people can shop at businesses. Don't both people and businesses want roads? Can't they do it themselves?
Defense: national guard. Interventions: fuck 'em. They can figure their own shit out. That goes for foreign aid too.
I'm a patriot in the sense that I feel loyalty to the places I have lived thus far in my life. California, for example, can fall into the Pacific and I would rejoice in its destruction.
>>70124783
Muh freedoms
>>70128715
>how liberals do camping
>>70126878
>Quiet Nazi
I like my freedom and have family values.
>>70124783
>>70128715
Forgot to mention that for domestic defense I have a rather immodest collection of firearms, as should anyone with a brain.
who /technocrat/ here
>>70127585
Being authoritarian doesn't mean you believe in blind obedience to the people currently in charge. It means you desire a powerful state worth fighting for.
You don't see current authoritarian right people praising Obama or Merkel or the EU parliament or the UN. Authoritarian right isn't the enemy of libertarian right; it's the enemy of authoritarian left. 'Right' in this compass means individualist rather than collectivist. Nearly all modern authoritarian organizations are authoritarian left.
An authoritarian-right state would not institute collective standards for people, that's authoritarian left. Life is a contest, may the better specimen win. The state would encourage strength but it would respect people's freedom to be weak, and leave them alone with their decision. Both authoritarian left and libertarian left enforce weakness. Strength cannot possibly be given to people forcefully, only left unfettered to claim its rightful place at the top. Strong people lead and weak people do as they're told.
t. authoritarian right
#capitalistarmy
Hmmm, Stalin.
>>70129505
Not you, clearly.
>gut NASA to pay for other nations' failures
>>70129912
NASA? Do you mean NATO or something? I think space funding should be multiplied.
>>70124783
Someone rate me!
>>70130120
Not capitalist enough
>>70126878
>>70128986
Mah Negroes
>>70130187
I do hate niggers, though.
Ayyyyy
>>70127398
>What's your stance on enviromental issues?
Enviroment should be dealt with in local communities but I still don't think the central government should allow radioactive waste etc.
>How about things like free education or healthcare?
I want it phased out to a voucher system and be dealt with from local community to local community.
They might even choose to co-operate on it.
>What is your idea of a state with your ideology (as in who passes laws if there are any, who builds roads and such)?
Local communities passes the laws and central government only upholds the constitution.
I believe local communities should build the roads but I'm not sure about inter-city highways.
>What about military things, both interventions and defence?
I believe in a strong military for defence.
>And do you consider yourself a patriot?
Yes, I'm proud of my heritage and country
>>70130068
Space funding is weapons funding; the technology which annihilates our enemies is the same technology which will enable us to tame the universe. The horizontal axis of your test is flawed, or possibly corrupted by an intense love for people who hate you.
Authoritarian left == business as usual == no space launches, no freedom of thought in universities, nature over culture unless it's somebody else's culture.
>>70130223
>INTJ-T
>Authoritarian centrist
This is what Spock would be like, if he were deeply embittered by the lack of sex.
About what I thought
Refute this, faggots. Bottom-right master race.
>r8 m8
>>70130785
You wouldn't know what to do with your cuckself in a country as free as America. I pity you.
This compass realy likes to place you on the bottom left corner.
I consider myself as a top-left corner guy (A fucking commie) and I scored an almost perfect bottom-left.
Here is some reference for you faggots
>>70130785
100% cuckold
jesus christ, how do people like you even manage to tie your shoes, much less find your way to a site like this?
>>70130952
Really*. Fuck me.
>>70131040
Agreed. so happy to be an american. I fucking hate cucks.
>>70131107
you know, thomas jefferson was libertarian left
>>70128456
Tbh, bottom right seems the best.
>>70124783
>>70130120
Brothers!
>>70130511
I don't understand how you can't be scientifically progressive while being a socially collectivist authoritarian at the same time. It might be unusual for that section in the compass but political compass is extremely flawed as a whole. I'm on the left because I want a uniformed society that focuses on science rather than a back-and-forth system that doesn't get anywhere. With a skewed scientific advantage towards the rest of the world, conventional warfare would become obsolete while the state holds a monopoly over whatever space-nuke is devised, claiming the whole of space and leaving Earth behind.
>>70130875
>as free as america
i have to disappoint you, redneck, but the right to own guns legally doesn't create freedom
>>70131191
Not by today's standard.
>>70131326
>>70130379
Damn, based as fuck.
The local communities might have problems doing all this on their own, but they'll manage.
>>70129730
>i purposely answered as edgy as possible to get (You)s
>>70130349
>i will never hold a job and will always blame others for my complete lack of ambition or success in life and want everyone else to be as miserable as me
>>70130640
>i almost passed economics but couldn't figure out supply/demand so I think Bernie will fix everything for me
>>70131314
What did he believe that would not have put him in today's libertarian left?
>>70131326
Mein fruhrer?
>>70131314
>>70131623
Let's see, he was a small government - socially progressive atheist.
>>70131040
>>70131107
>cuckold
>cucks
>happy to be american
>USA:
17% latinos
12% nigger
8% asians
>>70131623
Slavery
Not cuckolding
God
Private property
>>70131903
>TFW America is going to be a Spanish-Speaking country in 50 years.
>>70127254
you chill my nigga
>>70131970
>slavery
He thought it was wrong. He thought blacks were stupid because of how they were treated.
He was a progressive on that issue.
>god
He was a fedora of his day. Have you ever read the jefferson abridged version of the bible? He was a top notch troll of all the christcucks in his time.
>not cuckolding
good one
>property
libertarian left believe in property
>>70128287
aw yiss
>>70131288
You live in Germany. You're getting fucked so hard by your lesbian of a leader. there's no argument.
>>70128372
>blue
How does it feel to be a follower?
>>70131613
No, that's the only way to live is by order, no one is going to unfuck this place outside of the state taking control. People are dumb as fuck and if you watch what's going on, they need the state to tell them how to live. Not everyone has a high enough iq to mean something in this life, look at the cultural Marxists, feminists etc. bullshit will never unfuck itself through libertarianism.
>>70128715
>enviroment at the hands of private entrepreneurs
gulp
But nicely explained. I don't agree on some topics, but then again, you are much further down right.
>>70128828
Wow, thought I'd see a lot more blues.
A very nice surprise.
Well this cant be true, but i guess it is since some internett quiz told me so.
>70128853
top kek
>>70129065
Freedom is what made us great.
>>70128986
>>70130223
fuggen not-sees
>>70127303
>enviromental issues
Nature must be preserved, but that doesn't mean that we should go batshit crazy like many people on the left
>free education and healthcare
Should both be abolished as it does more harm than good
>ideology
I'm a nationalist who believes in capitalism and opposes socialism in any form.
>Do you consider yourself a patriot?
Yes, most definitly. I love my country.
Hope that answers your questions.
>>70130349
I can smell the cuckoldry from up here.
>>70133060
So much freedom to pick between Burger King and McDonald's, what choices do you fucking make? Zero. Elites who run corporations and thereby the government do, aka Jews.
>>70130120
noice.wmv
>>70130329
>hates nogs
>lelbertarian
So are you for freedom or not?
>>70127585
(woops answerd the wrong questions :^))
>human rights
I don't think they apply to every human(like terrorist, criminals(serious criminals like serial killers, rapists) but most human rights are a fundamently good idea.
>do you follow the authorities without question
No, not really. Authorities are necessary to maintain peace and order, but following them blindly is foolish and dangerous.
>>70129316
I'm going to get a vz.58 and a few pistols. Just in case meme magic was right.
I'd link you to the 999 trips predicting Slovakia to be an object of interest for ISIS, but I can't find the bread. da jooz hard at play here
>>70129505
>scientists should rool teh gountry xDDDD
>implying a computer scientist knows what to do with inflation
answered everything truthfully. you fucking degenerate assholes know nothing about creating a strong, economically viable, yet empathetic government. kill yourselves
>>70129646
A state with all people as equals is as strong as the one you described. There is less coordination, but people feel like fighting for one another and contributing together, not just being lashed to work for the juice.
Still, the left is the enemy. Some of the aspects of socialism are breddy gud, but overall the danger of someone rigging it and seizing the power is too high.
>>70129661
Dang bro.
You a millionaire?
>>70129730
Hmmm, work 70 hours a week to buy a rope to hang yourself with.
>>70130068
Indeed, space is great.
We are running low on non-renewable resources, so mining asteroids for metals would be ebin, if we could do it.
>>70130640
I used to be like you, but then I took an old, overused meme to the ruined economy.
>>70130766
Yeah. Try and fail, bitches.
>>70130785
t. Mehmet's girlfriend's husband
>worse than gandhi
>>70133900
>putting emotions in your government
>>70130511
Authoritarian left is definitely worse than auth right.
Basically you have to obey AND you have to work for the utopia meme.
>>70131272
nice
All these marxists...
The questions about faggots made me go more authoritarian than I really am. More libertarian.
>>70131326
Fascist son of a bitch.
Freedom for all.
>>70130766
>I am very good at science
>GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD DID IT
t. bottom right faggots
Right next to Ghandi! Haha!
>>70131288
It does help freedom. If the government gets too oppressive (I threw up a little when I used that word), you can put them down.
>>70131525
mah nigga
>>70131525
You, I like you.
>>70132055
the dubs of possibility
>>70132893
Oh it will. When people become equals and start working together, purple hairs will either cave in or run away.
>>70132911
literally currentyear
>>70133021
What would you identify yourself as?
>>70133141
I am satisfied. Thanks.
>>70133177
>tfw against a large government
The "government" should consist of a country representative to act as a president (but not sign laws) and represent the country on an international level, a couple of think-tanks in place of ministries who put forward ideas for referendums, and lastly all of the people voting directly (choosing think tanks and the country rep) and deciding for themselves.
This would require closer cooperation of the people (local communities should focus on their stuff mostly) and the overall political education of the people and the promotion of critical thinking.
Also, kids in kindergartens should be taught teamwork, primary kids should learn cooperation, objective following (but also flexibility), middle-schoolers should learn how to operate weapons and how to fight in squads, and high-schoolers should improve their tactical knowledge and physical fitness. Also, allow automatic weapons' purchase (but with heavy background checks, psychotests and such).
>>70133684
In order to maintain peace and order, you need people working together. People in positions of authority abuse their privileges too often, and it shows.
what am i
>>70133900
>flag
Beautiful.
Are you selling the Outback anytime soon? I need a vast area without flora and fauna to build an anti-NWO nuclear base.
>>70134717
Good goy.
>>70134722
He's shitposting. Leave him be.
>>70134947
Gays don't stand in your way, so I don't see the problem with them, but oh well.
>>70135146
Bottom right is religiously neutral, mostly.
Now put on your fedora and go back to /r/4chan, you fucking failure.
>>70135220
You do realise that you are fighting the oppressors' battle, right?
>>70135254
Humpf. Some people never change.
At least you're not a commie.
>>70136983
A faggot.
Oh, you meant according to your results?
A huge faggot.
>>70137117
Fucking pussy. You dont deserve to live in the US. Neckbeard cocksucking communists like you should move to the middle east with all your refugee rapist sub-human scum.
>>70137117
You are fighting for what you hate. Lurk a bit more. You'll fall towards the right.
>>70137491
Just plain horrible.
>>70137096
Can you fuck off and stop shitposting from your worthless country?
>>70137626
You need to chill.
You got a point, but you need to chill.
>>70137626
>Commie
>Green
pick one faggot
>>70137871
FUCK OOFFFF
this is like your 72nd post in this thread and no one is talking to you. Are you fucking autistic?
>>70137840
>worthless country
Kek, says the Amerigan.
You don't even have you own, original culture.
Everyone makes fun of you, even though you make up half of this board.
You are known as a nation of welfare-leeching, tax-evading, motorised trolley-riding, good-for-nothing assholes who park in disabled spaces.
Sure about the "worthless country" part?
And we are whiter than you.
did the text before and im most likely in the centre of the square
>>70138019
Hey. It's my 64th post. Learn how to count, Carlos.
And I'm contributing to this thread by commenting on other people's results, while you are derailing the discussion because you're butt-blasted.
And no, I'm not autistic. I even took a test earlier today that said so.
>>70138278
Our culture is recognizable worldwide. I couldn't tell you one thing about Slovakia or its culture, that's fucking pathetic. You use American technology to talk to other Americans. You're worthless, and will probably never have your chance at making a mark in history, while I will since I am American. You should probably kill yourself since you're so worthless and insignificant on the world stage.
>>70138332
IT AINT ME
But seriously, fucking saved. Thanks.
>>70132898
There wasn't too much I disagreed with desu, but capitalism gives zero shits about environment cost which is where govt. Needs to step in
>>70135852
Not all people are created equal or haven't you determined that yet. You can't give everyone freedom. They simply need to be managed.
>>70136767
K, go politically education niggers in the ghetto or Islamic radicals. "Dangerous minds" and shit, fuck you think you can actually teach shit like that still? No its genetic that all there is to it.
>>70138608
>I couldn't tell you one thing about Slovakia or its culture
Fair enough. I could tell you about a lot of different cultures of the world, because my library consists of books other than Brave New World (gotta read that one) and 1984.
Was Alan Turing American? I'm not sure, but then again, I am for globalisation, and I never denied your country's accomplishments. I just called you assholes and stuff.
But Slovakia has made a YUGE mark in history. We stopped the Ottoman Turkic Islamic invasion of Europe in the 16th-17th century, before the USA were even created. We halted the Mongolian invasion in 1241 (the same one that made Russians bend the knee), even though we lost half of our population to starvation. We had the most successful counter-attacks against the Ottomans in the 15th century. Without us, Europe would have been not knee deep, but neck deep in shit. Of course, I'm talking about Hungaria, but without the Nitra Slavic tribe, they wouldn't have survived in Pannonia, so they assimilated into our culture and we fused together.
And without Murgaš's breakthroughs in wireless telegraphy, the Internet would be a lot different (or non-existent). Without Banič's parachute design, adopted by the US military forces, you would have a much harder time spreading democracy. Without Bahýľ's helicopter design and tank prototypes, half of your heavy military technology would have been much different from today. Without Stodola's turbine, your ships would be breddy useless the moment the wind stopped blowing.
Slovakia is small, but its accomplishments are disproportionally great.
>>70139095
Not necessary for government to step in. True, these issues must be brought up, but local communities are better adapted for control of the land and enviroment.
>>70139616
TL;DR, faggot. Kill yourself mkaay? bye.
>>70139170
People aren't cattle, you fuck.
When people work together for a common cause (improving everybody's life), they focus on what unites them. Everybody has the capabilities to contribute to society in some way. Many people just don't, and that needs to change.
>>70139714
Hey m8, you know you can respond to multiple people in a single post right?
r. Friendly American
>>70130766
>I am a sane rational person
>Everyone who disagrees with me is either stupid or delusional
Right wing""""libertarians""""
>>70139744
>*le kys meme xDDDDD
How long until this is on reddit? Take bets, folks.
And obviously it was long. You said
>You're worthless, and will probably never have your chance at making a mark in history
and therefore I brought up some of the more important things Slovakia has done.
also
>while I will since I am American
That decreases your chance to break through, since the expectations are higher.
And the part about you not knowing shit about my culture?
Since Amerifats only learn about themselves (and to be honest, your culture is just a giant mix of other cultures INCLUDING Slovak culture), that doesn't mean shit. You probably don't know much about Russian culture, or French culture, and so on.
>>70140414
But that's everyone's political position.
>REE IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR BERNIE YOU'RE GIVING TRUMP A WIN
>REE IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR TRUMP YOU'RE GIVING HILARY A WIN
>REE IF YOU DON'T VOTE FOR HILARY YOU'RE GIVING TRUMP A WIN
>>70140414
Heh. That's supposed to be bantz. Just refute it or leave it be, you're dead to us either way (but still equal).
>>70140066
Yup. The thread just got bigger than I imagined, and I lose track of posts easily.
And it's good to see a friendly Ameribro. Some of you guys can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but as a whole you're alright.
>>70140756
Oh god are you from reddit? no wonder you don't know how to reply to a ton of different people at once. get the fuck out you retard.
R8 or h8.
>>70141299
Good thing I'm not from reddit. That site is cancer.
And like I said, this thread is too big to respond to everybody en masse.
>>70142121
not bad my man
>>70142121
>purple of any shade
Good to go
>>70142471
Can I pass go?
Can I collect $200?
This test is so shit....
>>70142922
It is, family.
The questions are loaded so that you'll appear to be further to the left than you actually are.
>>70142272
Could be a bit better, could be much worse.
Pretty fair desu senpai.
>>70140414
>Right wing""""libertarians""""
libertarianism is inherently right wing. How can you blame him when your stupid and delusional statement proves that you are stupid and delusional?
>>70126663
>>70128372
Could you link me to any of those sites?
>>70143194
Very nice.
>>70142471
Indeed. Libertarianism mixes best with capitalism, as socialism is inherently restrictive.
>>70143129
It seems to draw you to the bottom left. That is fishy business.
>>70143494
Exactly.
>>70143910
Google political compass, there should be similar sites popping up.
Also google something like AM I ENTJ or such, might help find the mentality test
I'm from southern Idaho...
>>70139946
What unites Islamic "refugees" to run around taping women? Those fucks need to be controlled because they don't know how to live. Same as many in the USA and elsewhere, a world of cucks, without the iq necessary to determine what they should do with their own lives. People demand structure in their lives whether they admit it or not.
Can't have people simply doing what the fuck ever they want because society would go nowhere. Too many choices and democracy are roads to nowhere. If everything changes, nothing changes.
>>70124783
Did i win ?
Reminder that SJWs are in the red square, not the green square
>>70135923
I'm anti-SJW. John Oliver is a bourgeois liberal twat.
>>70146072
Yes because Stalin was an SJW.
>>70146765
Do you think Weedbros and Anarcho-Communists are the same cuz they in green? Squares are big, nigga
Better site
