WELCOME /POL/ TO THE WEEKLY GAMESHOW OF
IS
IT
SATIRE??
ITT we post screencaps of cancerous comments, posts, tweets, etc and try to figure out if its satirical and a troll or if there really is some delusional fuck out there who unironically posted garbage
>inb4 someone screencaps the catalog/header and posts it
feel free to dump whatever you all have, i dont have that much
ok guys, were going to start off strong
is this faggot really so self unaware that he makes comics like this, or is he making fun of the trans community?
>>70124088
bump
bump, get out of your shitty b8 threads you whores
>>70124088
assigned male is 60% satire bud
and 90% of the pictures you find on 4 chan are edited for the lulz
>>70124743
how do u kno
>>70124088
>I think you looked better as a boy. Why'd you change?
>I think you were a better friend when you censored your true feelings and falsely endorsed my special snowflake status. Why'd you change?
>I have internalized honesty and a heart
>>70124893
at one point the maker of it made a post about it exaggerating trans struggles
>>70125227
idk this dude seemes pretty sincere
>>70124088
I've got a few
>>70124893
Is this not an edit/parody? I've seen it enough times that I'm starting to think the author is approaching self-awareness
>shitposting thread
Oh boy!
Explain THIS
Here
>>70125466
"If you repeat a lie enough, people think it's true" - Aberdolf Lincler
I will admit im trans but that """"""comic""""""" is not how we act trust me(we hate that comic)
and the scary thing is that most of the fake edits look like original ones
>>70125759
this one is not an edit no
>>70125657
niggers dont count theyre just plain retarded
>>70126060
Soros
>>70124893
These comics piss me off because there's no punchline or joke. Even comics I don't agree with like ones from creationists I can bear because they have some form of a punchline or joke.
>>70124088
>>70126060
>>70126927
>it's real
>>70125913
Fucking Christ, I stopped reading xkcd fucking years ago, but this shit it terrible. Fucking glorification of autist sociopaths is rampant in nerd culture. The worst part is the me 7 years ago would have thought this was clever
>>70126109
also trans, can confirm that some transpeople aren't batshit sjws, but we tend to be shunned by the community because we're not "tolerant" of their retarded bullshit
>>70127287
SJWs are the biggest cancer ever to be honest
Its my time to shine
>>70126880
>fooled by branding
What does that even mean?
>>70124088
Someone edit the last panel to say
>Because I'm honest like your chromosomes.
>>70127641
Apparently Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei doesn't actually mean National Socialists German Worker's Party and The Democrat Party didn't support Jim Crow. Who knew history was so wrong.
>>70125973
Holy shit I want an egg cuber now
contribooting
>>70126393
Nice.
>>70125657
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70125973
protip: I can't
>>70125657
Wait. Do the police actually let niggers steal shit like this? I've seen these before but I just presumed they were fake. But they're actually real and police just sit by and let it happen?
>>70127268
>mfw I was that fucker too
>>70127287
>>70126109
You should both kill yourselves
>>70125466
Requesting an edit of panel 3 where he's saying "my dick!"
>>70124088
Im supporting your thread Jim
>>70125973
>cuber
>>70126393
Sums up /pol/
>>70128293
>not knowing what baltimore loot crew was
>>70125913
thats good actually
>>70128077
> she thinks milking a cow is rape
>>70126109
>>70127287
Where did this "/lgbt/ and /pol/ are friends" meme come from?
>>70125973
Based
Redpilled
>>70128077
>dated today
>find a dude named @tomas tweeted the same thing in march
>find this post in feb with 45 retweets
just a weak normie maymay, "I was only pretending to be retarded," nothing to see here.
>>70128077
beautifull
>>70127287
>trans person posting on pol
>i can literally see the state they live in.
you like to play with fire huh
>>70128809
>people unrionically post action sequences
>>70125466
>>70124893
>>70124088
Please /pol/ can't we do something about those?
>>70125913
I really like that guy in the tophat. He's such a fun character.
>>70129129
>>i can literally see the state they live in.
did you backtrace the call, then zoom & enhance?
>>70128809
>top kek
>>70126927
No way
>>70125466
No way it is
Or is it
>>70125466
I want to get my own obscure pretty name because I am a little special snowflake.
>>70127268
>glorification of autist sociopaths is rampant in nerd culture
Couldn't have put it better myself. That's why people started being mocked for expressing strong emotion, then emotion: because unfeeling twatbadgers knew they could be dicks without having their face reduced to a thin, gritty paste.
>>70128486
>You should both kill yourselves
if I do that then I won't be able to do good in the world by helping others or performing research and stuff
if I kill myself I'll be used as a statistic to justify some tumblrtards crazy ass schemes, and I'm not ok with that. I'd rather stay alive and try and do some good instead of kill myself, which imo could do more harm than if I stayed alive
>>70128983
imo it's bc a lot of lgbt bullshit is so nauseatingly far left that it's causing a backlash of people tired of their bullshit
personally, most of the bullshit of the left is unsupported by any research and on basing my view of GID on the papers out there, I kind of started questioning a lot of the other bullshit
as for my thoughts on GID, I've explained it on here a number of times and I cba to super explain it but basically "gender" is neurological and sex is biological, and due to incorrect prenatal hormonal exposure the brain dimorphses incorrectly
the people who say trannies are women are wrong, and the ones who say trannies are men are wrong. In my case, I'm neurologically female and biologically male, and the best course of treatment is to just try and accept both of those as true. In areas where WHO I am (neurology affects behaviour and cognition more than biology), such as social situations, I'll present as female because that's more accurate. However, in situations where WHAT I am is more important (biology), like a doctor's office or using a restroom, I'll go with the male options because that's more accurate
GID is a lifelong illness akin to diabetes or asthma in that it sucks, but it's possible to treat in a way that allows the patient to live a fulfilling life. Trying to force the brain to match the body with psychology doesn't work as the structures that seem to be linked with gender are immutable, but SRS doesn't work either bc it doesn't change the actual biology of the patient, and just causes harm by mutilating a functioning organ for no good
saw this guy in Vagas, what do we think his actual voting intentions are?
>>70128809
>-grabs him by the throat-back the fuck off!?!?
11/10, what's the context to this masterpiece?
>>70126060
Tried it
We are being cucked so hard right now
>>70126109
>- Aberdolf Lincler
>"I get this reference"
>go to get an image to post
>someone furried it up
and I came full circle
>>70128384
so why isnt it clever?
>>70129129
>california fag asking if I like to play with fire
kek have fun with your actual wildfires m8
>>70129948
to get paid
>>70125751
That's fucking amazing
>>70125657
Leave Remilia alone you fucking nigger!
>>70130069
touche
but i get to wake up every morning and not be a tranny every day
>>70129893
any drag queen that can post SS paraphernalia without throwing a shitfit is okay in my book.
>>70130354
extreme kek
>>70128293
The U.S has 'no go zones' but instead of Muslims it's full of niggers. They're not just talked about because they're already known about and only liberals deny them.
>>70126155
They use the fatherly term for their other half in nigger culture.
>>70125751
That's one of BioWare's writers if I remember right.
>>70130207
;_;
at least my state isn't being overrun by mexicans
unless you're in the north, then you're good
>>70130269
y-you too
>>70129973
some /fit/ troll
well at least that's some prime /fit/ material
i'm not really sure of the context.
>>70125973
Y tho
>>70129948
This is illegal
>>70130446
I'd imagine the cops look at it like this:
In a large, open thoroughfare, with smiling, well-attired people going about their business, there's a lot of peace to keep. Not so much in a dingy brick alleyway where you can barely see the sky and used condoms abound like banana peels. So the cops stay where there's the most peace, and keep it there.
>>70126060
>>70126927
they changed it.
google doesn't even trust it's own vaunted algorithm
http://qz.com/616109/why-google-search-suggests-muslims-support-terrorism/
>>70128809
>how else will i fly around the world in 80 days?
OOOO shiiiet. Nukes fired
>>70130487
>>70130184
>>70130458
We call that... thing, Hamburger Helper.
>>70129973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMQkV5cTuoY
Satire? Propaganda? Discuss.
>>70130874
hard to believe this WASN'T the match that lit GamerGate. It was certainly in my mind when it happened though.
>>70124893
i used to hang out iwth a normal regular lady person like this and i am much happier since having cut her out of my life
>>70130032
its just a guy in a top hat rolling a bowling ball in a bathroom
>>70130032
It's bad dialogue. It's what someone who has little experience hitting on women thinks assholes are like when they hit on women. Also women aren't that quick-witted. Ever.
>>70125973
You would probably use it to store boiled eggs much easier in Tupperware or something.
>>70125759
i have that dog, they're smart as hell
much smarter than some people with down syndrome
>>70131159
a lab?
>>70124377
That filename
>>70125751
>>70130487
>players who just like dialogue
Has this bitch heard of movies?
>>70125657
triggered
>>70124088
This thread has potential
You.guys seem to enjoy my Canadian funposting abilities.
>>70130388
>>70130417
>>70130354
Why does this degenerate shit have to be so hot desu?
>>70126393
That hit close to home :/
>>70126393
kekkikekek
>>70125751
Bitch what
>>70125657
>>70131064
because you only go for verite in a four-row cartoon?
the whole point is lots of people are familiar w basic manipulation skills, especially past a certain age.
>>70127268
At first i thought your opinion was rubbish, but then i realized that all these comics have some sort of set-up that allows the punchline character to verbally assault the fall guy in an unrealistically deadpan, dismissive and lengthy manner, completely polarizing negative, touchy counts and average people as good and bad respectively. That's the me I'm trying not to be.
>>70130354
from the tumblr
>>70126155
Absolutely degenerat
>>70130354
>t. Thailand
>>70131405
here's a (you)
>>70131159
yeah
they're also super adorable and extremely kind
labrador retriever and german shepherd are god tier dog breeds
>>70131357
>>70131603
when you pay attention you can tell by the visage shape and hands as well as arms
damn I just quickly looked before reading the image title and my yellow fever just went "hot wood fugg :DDD"
>>70131711
>>70125913
4chan_goes_out.jpg
>>70131757
SWISS
YES
>>70131228
i fucked up:
>>70131698
>>70126326
Yo that's some real shit right there.....
>>70129893
Do you fuck men or women?
>>70131906
bisexual men
>>70131520
>verite in a four-row cartoon
No, but this is attempting to be a satire grounded in reality. The joke falls apart when people don't act like people.
I get the point, it's designed to show the lack of social awareness on the part of the negger, and how any idiot could clearly see through his blundering. You would need to be blind not to follow that narrative path. It's not funny though.
>>70131861
wut ?
it was only when I looked quickly at first.
I'd never fuck a man, I'm not degenerate
>>70132021
Would you have sex with a straight man? I'm just curious
>>70128809
>fucking bastard, go fuck a whore
>I'm trying
>>70124088
POE's LAW, the /thread
>>70127287
You're still going to hang next to them on the day of the rope, scum.
>>70128809
I used to know this bitch
>>70132229
Weed man was right, if you kill your enemies, they win.
>>70132343
and ? did you fuck the whore ?
also check em or my 5
>>70132138
if a straight man had sex with me then he wouldn't be straight anon
>>70132327
dw bb I'll tie the noose myself :^)
>>70129948
is this illegal? getting paid to vote a certain way?
>>70130457
That's what I thought at first, but then 'father's day'? WTF?
>>70131646
holy fuck id destroy her
>>70128809
>go fuck a whore
>I'm trying
jesus I need that with zoomed in words
>>70130388
Lold irl
>>70124088
Fucking Jews
>>70130984
Not even propaganda. Just giving the German people what they already like.
>>70132403
Hell no, she was a friend of my ex.
That fat fuck has an ego bigger than her waistline
>>70132410
This is where you people lose it. A straight man fucking a woman who feels like she should be a man is still straight. As you said the problem is in your brain. Your body is fine.
>>70126326
saved and printed
I know have this put up in my room
>>70125913
The punchline isn't that good but fuck that PUA degeneracy
>>70125751
kek, this kike was a lead writer for TOR and Mass Effect
>>70132669
I think you are confused, I'm mtf. I have a penis. If a man with a penis fucks a transgender person with a penis, guess what that's gay
>>70125657
niggers are truly heartless creatures.
>>70132873
Oh OK sorry I read it as ftm
>>70125751
>force you to play through the combats
>the combats
>>70132920
Imagine them breaking into your home, pinning you down, and raping all of your plastic shit and waifu pillows while forcing you to watch.
How does that make you feel?
>>70127622
anyone got the original?
>>70125751
Classic Hamburger Helper
>>70132389
>you think you can talk about Crime and Punishment?
>what do you know about bookbinding, the chemical formulas for the glue, the ink used, or even what country the paper is from?
>have you ever consulted a book binder to find out?
>If the book was made out of something other than paper what would that make it?
>>70133087
fuck you, man. that's horrible.
>>70127622
You know Dale is right about all of this.
>>70133087
Considering he is a cuck, he'd probably like it?
>>70126326
Wow that's amazing
>>70126393
Mine sides
Please get me off of this ride /pol/
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/paedophilia-sexual-orientation-straight-gay-criminal-psychologist-child-sex-abuse-a6965956.html
>>70133256
>SHE MINE NOW
>>70133087
>>70127622
moar like this please
>>70133194
ebook?
gender fluid pamphlet?
>I think the word it wanted was karyotype
>>70133443
FUCK YOU, JAMAL! NOT ON MY WATCH!
>>70125751
I once only cared about /v/
then it got corrupted
I went to /pol/ to know more about my enemy
now to redpilled to enjoy anything other than Doom and Wolf
>>70125657
I whole heartedly support this Melanin enriched gentleman.
Any adult playing with dolls deserves to have their things stolen.
>>70132873
What if they don't see your penis and think you are 100% organic girl? Are they gay but don't know it?
>>70125759
Yo nigguh that stick just phased through the wood
>>70133548
Holy shit this too.
Except I ventures into /r9k/ for a time before ending up here (and also finally getting a gf and indulging all of my disgusting fetishes on her)
Least my pepe folder is stacked to incite for KEK power
>>70130354
>>70133751
Uh, shit.
You're right.
>>70126456
they mean not seriously injured you stupid fucking leaf
>>70130869
i didnt know windows 8 was a country
>>70131795
I finally know what it's like to be triggered
>>70133006
np, bisexual men and women are pretty much the only people into trannies outside of fetish stuff
straight men don't like dicks, and gay men like dick
I have a dick so straight guys don't work, but I have female behaviours and just try to ignore my dick so gays don't work
bisexual guys are attracted to both sides, so it's a lot easier dating a bisexual than anyone else. Hell, I haven't dated anyone other than bisexual men just because I've never been attracted to gays and straights have never been attracted to me. But a tall strong dominant man who is bisexual and has a preference for feminine people is like the perfect guy for me, too bad they don't exist
>>70133737
no, but it would be deceitful to date someone without full disclosure. You can find someone attractive without wanting to fuck them too.
Think of it like people who chat with "underage minors" who are cops online, they can be prosecuted because they believe the person to be underage, and that's what they were attracted to.
if they think I'm entirely female then they are not attracted to me, but to their idea of what I am I guess
>>70126326
Other than the children responding to this treating it as the same sort that attribute something special in shitty quotes that explain nothing, on that entire thing was no mention of the whole point of the 1984 book. It also missed the point of many features of a controlled society tied up by extravagance and pleasure. In fact, it's so fucking off the mark from 1984 that it's not even a strawman. It's just bullshit.
Read the fucking books you dumb fucks.
>>70133087
Thank god I own guns
>>70125657
since nigs are the biggest weebs out there I'm 100% confident it's his own stuff and he's lying. on the internet.
so yeah stop being triggered
>>70132389
my autism is forcing me to reply.
its karyotype, not kerotype.
>>70134132
People seem to forget about the manipulation of language to control thought, which I thought was a pretty major point.
If anything, I feel like we're heading for, and already in, a happy blend of the two.
>>70127641
Just because they call themselves socialists and follow socialist dogma doent mean they are genuine Scotsmen anon. That's why Jesus and roads are socialism despite not being socialism.
>>70125973
More like EGGsplain this
>>70132389
Maybe ISIS should win...
>>70125657
Fuck it I lost. I want to hunt him down and shoot his fucking brains out.
Join us on the Annual National Review Cruise, and please give us all your shekels. Because you're going to be stranded on a boat with Jonah Goldberg and the cuck menagerie.
>>70129893
No, gender and sex are synonomas. You're a man, you're just LARPing.
>>70134257
Exactly. The whole goddamn point of the book ended on the shaping of human thought by controlling language. Yet that wasn't mentioned. And so many of A. Hux's points were shared in the 1984 novel with a shit ton overpowering bureaucracy.
>>70134129
>But a tall strong dominant man who is bisexual and has a preference for feminine people is like the perfect guy for me, too bad they don't exist
They're out there keeping looking.
>>70126880
Oh the ironing.
>>70135038
Would you agree that we're seeing that happen in our modern lives? Such as academia changing the definition of racism to mean something only white people can do?
>>70132444
Yeah but it shouldn't be.
>>70124088
>>70134755
and idiots believe it was good game
>>70132389
I went to school with this gal. She was a genuinely nice person when she wasn't talking about things like in the pic shown. I haven't heard from her in a great while either, probably for the best she started getting worse with the complaining. Hate seeing her in such a shit predicament but honestly it's probably through her own faults as far as I can gather.
Maybe if she used the intelegence she has on something else and not on whatever new cray philosophy that allows her to talk shit about why the world is unfair while sitting around doing nothing things would have gone better for her maybe, who knows...
>>70126060
>>70126927
for keks do this with "white people are" and "black people are"
>>70131064
I think the strip is trying to convey the deeper insecurities everybody has, it is not trying to be realistic to the dating game. It is pretentious, but has some merit.
>>70125657
If a nigger ever touches my fucking figures blood is going to flow.
>>70128293
Do you actually think the police give a shit about niggers stealing your shit?
Police only care about what is safe, easy, and will make them money, e.g. pulling over white people for minor traffic infractions.
>>70134755
tell me it's a shop
what the fuck is this degeneracy ?
>>70124088
You guys see the new one?
>>70135331
You are only one step above a nigger...
>>70129101
lol going to retweet that
>>70131541
So, it's Daria?
>>70124088
>>70135189
>ignoring the increasingly big failing rate of minorities (except asians)
oh boy
>>70128077
I can't say I'm not confused
>>70126393
That nose.
>>70135211
>>70135457
That's a shop.
Source: I actually played it.
>>70135388
Yes that's why there no black people in prison, police don't care enough to arrest them.
Retard
>>70135636
>childabuse.jpg
>>70135881
ooh, can you tell me why people say it's degenerate?
I can't be bothered to play it and find out, it looks kinda shitty
>>70135881
Don't listen to this guy, he's an indie dev shill
>>70135636
>3yo
>already can identify his gender and the implications behind it
just fugg my shit up senpai :DDD
>>70135467
what does that even mean
>>70135995
If by 'degenerate' you mean LGBT or feminist shit, then there isn't any of that in it. People only call it degenerate because tumblr likes it a lot.
It's important to separate your thoughts on a fanbase from the game itself.
It's just a short, fun indie game that's heavily inspired by Earthbound. Won't appeal to everyone, but I personally found it to be enjoyable.
>>70135881
I tried to play it but it got eliminated from competition, I do not have enough time for shit games.
Dankest Dungeon indie GOTY 2015
>>70134911
>not going to try and bang kat timpf
pretty gay imo
>>70135636
This can't be real...
Also, what's the probability of having 4 sons be transgendered? It's almost like the behavior is learned and not genetic...
>>70136236
>If by 'degenerate' you mean LGBT or feminist shit, then there isn't any of that in it.
That's what I wanted to avoid, good to hear.
Well, I might play it then I guess, my PC is shit anyway
>>70134162
or he stole it from a black guy, black people robbed the black lives matter remember
>>70136337
She's probably a single mom,notice no mention of a father.
>>70124088
>>70136337
PURE COINCIDENCE
Tranny-ism isn't contagious in the least!
>>70136439
There's a demo on steam. I heavily recommend you try it before you consider buying.
Don't misgender your animals, shitlords.
>>70135189
Holy shit.
>>70132669
Anyway I doubt any straight man would want to fuck a hybrid manlet with ridiculously retarded facial hair, spandex-smashed boobs and a crayfish-looking clitoris because testosterone is fucking it all up. The statement still stands imo.
>>70136556
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFO6ZhUW38w
>>70126326
tl:dr
>>70136658
>buying
anon..
>>70135636
>my 3 year old has started showing the same beginning signs
LITERALLY pic related
Why are these people so predictable?
>>70135995
It has some clearly degenerate characters, but the story is otherwise compelling, cute, and fun.
>>70136665
>They CAN understand
Because if they can't understand that would mean I've wasted my life talking to them.
>>70136556
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>70136784
>>70136665
the way we figure way for animals talk to us in a way niggers and feminists understand, we will get powerful allies.
>Mr Hundkopf, what do you think about feminists?
>Bunch of ugly bitches who wants somebody to throw them a bone.
>>70133751
first time i've noticed this, you are right. WTF?
This is an excellent thread
>>70136439
there are some gay king guards and some lesbos in it but other than that it's fine. I personally liked it a lot. Just pirate it like i did.
>>70130354
These are so fucking horrible.
>>70126060
nice last searches
>>70136971
HITLER CONFIRMED FOR LITERALLY BERNIE
>>70136665
kek my female dogs understand german commands what now? Es ist DER Hund, nicht Die Hund
>>70135636
>single mother
Like
Fucking
Clockwork
>>70137026
Holy shit m8 we shouldve memed this
>>70136977
I just don't want fag furry and cunt propaganda shoved into my face.
As long as it's not attempting to brainwash me it's cool.
>>70136784
btw i downloaded it from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSK2ZmrjVHk
It's not a virus, trust me. Wouldn't you trust a greek? :^)
srsly tho its not a virus
>>70130798
Sgt. Colon? Is dat you?
>>70137198
kek
m8 I have a torrent client I'm good
Now you can be asexual and the only criteria is stating that you are asexual, who cares if you have sexual thoughts and urges that you act on.
