You call the number and get connected with random swede that has signed up to be an "ambassador", does Bernd have the courage to call?
+46771793336
http://theswedishnumber.com/
She better look like the seaman demons in the picture.
FUCKING TURKS!!!!!
KEK
>Call to get a QT Swedish girl
>end up with a 50 year old Turkish tranny
Sweden yes!
>>70115720
>>70115753
>>70115776
You serious?
>>70115389
Long distance cuckoldry.
>>70115720
>>70115753
>Saudi oil prince keeps calling trying to get some Swede fikki
Should I sign up as an ambassador pol?
How to troll turks?
>turkey
You just can't make this shit up
GO SWEDEN GO
YES!
I want to sign up, but I can't read the terms and conditions.
I don't want to answer calls if I can't call niggers niggers.
can Swedes handle the bants?
I just want to call and tell them that niggers are destroying their country
>>70115508
All of them are average, virgin
>>70115508
They are 4/10 in le Sweden.
>>70115389
Haha this'll turn out just like Brussels tourism ad where you call and ask if there are any bombs going off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0uAKrzaoPc&nohtml5=False
>>70115389
I'm going to call and go full autism. If they get rude, i'll claim i'm some sort of minority and they're racist. I'll also say "I heard Sweden was racist towards migrants, but now it's confirmed."
>>70116067
Don't. You'll lose your job.
>>70117294
tell them you're Jewish and to remember the six gorillion
>>70115389
poast moar swedes
>>70117294
>>70117387
Put the phone up to your hands so they can hear you rub your palms together and ask if they like that and if they want to hear it again.
>>70117196
Aye, the 10/10s are black, eh Sven?
>>70115720
>>70115753
helo yu vant seks?
What's the call rate?
someone has to record a conversation or 2
redpill these random "swedish" "ambassadors"
>>70117294
Swedes are such easy prey.
>>70117697
what is the meaning of this picture?
>>70115753
>>70115720
top lel
>>70115720
Add UAE, Germany and the UK and you have an 85% of muslim calls. Probably even more from unlisted countries.
>>70115720
>>70115753
ahahahahhahaha
>>70115389
anyone gonna post any vocaroos
i would but
>no mic to record
>babby voice
>no confidence
>would probably spill spaghetti
people should ask about cuckery and rapefugees
>>70115776
>call to get a QT Svedish girl
>pajit answers the phone
>tfw, the service has been outsourced to India
Sweden yes!
>>70117476
kek
>>70117515
sauce?
i'm kind of interested on the context of the pic
I justsigned up as an ambassador, and I'll be sure to tell everyone about our nazi majority that we hide from europe.
We've actually killed all rapefugees here. We just spread rape stories to fool you all
>>70118694
Noone has dared thus far, anons are pussies.
>>70116981
RARE
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>>70117697
FICKI FICKI
>>70119008
>DR
maybe the flag but those are all the niggers i see around my neighborhood
>>70118956
its white its black michael jackson music video
shouldnt you be in high school?
>>70115720
>>70115753
Ordular, Ilk hedefiniz Isvectir. Ileri
>>70115720
Fucking lol, i guess they also heard about blonde swedish teens being handed around, so they to want in on the action.
>>70115389
How much does it coast?
>>70115389
>Bernd
Back to Krautchan, motherfucker.
Oh, we have to sign up and try to scare the muslims away. Talk about new laws against islam, only pork dishes, and tell them that most muslim is leaving Sweden for Germany.
>>70117515
black girl > white girl
in that pic
someone call and record on vocaroo
do it fking now
>>70118694
>tfw you really wanna call, but can't justify spending so much on an international call
Such is life of a poorfag.
>>70119548
you do it, you are on the same continent
not spending $5 to talk to a retarded swede for 2 minutes, can do that for free on here
>>70119186
>its white its black michael jackson music video
thanks for the info
>shouldnt you be in high school?
no go choke on dicks
and i mean choke, i know you're a pro and it'll slide right in, so you gotta try. alright?
>>70119877
confirmed highschooler
are white people even allowed to call?
>>70115753
United Kingdom +442038089899
Denmark +4570806160
Poland +48222922333
USA +13012760600
Brazil +556135500700
Germany +4932221096868
France +33974483777
Netherlands +31852085000
Finland +358753266266
Norway +4781511558
Numbers you can call that cost the same as a local call
>>70115720
>>70115753
kek
no ones gonna call?
>impersonate muslim
>be offensive as fuck
>tell them what you're going to do to their daughters
>redpill swedes
>>70117256
Is that real? Do they honestly think I'd willingly go to molenbek for anything other than the race war?
I just got a call from some turkish girl.
couldn't hear what she said though
>>70115753
Damn, only one non Islamic country on that list
>>70115963
Underrated post.
>>70118869
>implying it's not the country itself that's been outsourced
>>70123049
Reccord them and post vocaroos.
>>70121804
I hope that roach gets hit by a car.
>>70123901
And I hope you lose your insulin shot.
>>70115720
>>70115753
They are just calling relatives.
>>70120313
now poorfag anons have no excuse
>>70120313
So basically I can call these numbers and it'll be like I'm calling someone from a few houses over?
>>70124586
Except it costs just as much as regular phonecall.
Swedes are literally niggers.
In Africa they have unlimited food, so they breed like rabbits and they don't much care for competition because they can just shift over without losing resources.
Swedes are the same except with birth control.
>call
>pretend to be commie
>call out their government of supporting lazy and dangerous people and censoring anything unfavorable about refugees, therefore depriving the working class of vital informations needed to uphold democracy
>avoid being called a nazi because you're "commie"
>>70119797
My cell phone charges the same number of minutes for foreign and domestic. I also barely use it, so I have about 1000 extra minutes. Give me ideas on what to ask. I already plan on asking if the leader of the Sweden Democrats pronounces his name Jimmy or Yimmy.
>>70125792
Ask if you will get raped
I thought it was a meme.......
>>70118956
>>>/r/eddit
>>>/r/TheDonald
>>70125792
Just shoot from the hip mate, but don't ask the jimmie questions, that's just boring.
>>70125792
ask why swedes are committing demographic suicide
Is it a free call.. Can I call from here (Sweden twin country)..I wanna talk to a white blond swedish slut who wanna marry bbc and take me there.
>>70126873
Fucking Somalia, my sides.
>>70126873
>twin country
>>70121590
There's waffles and you can't say no to waffles.
>>70126873
>>70126873
Since when did Stockholm get its own flag on /pol/ ?
>>70126873
>>70126873
Don't bother lad, you'll be speaking to Pajeet in Delhi
>>70127265
Dude, that's Malmö.
>>70126873
Fucking kek! This cant be real
>>70126873
How's your holiday back home Muhammad?
>>70126873
Get in line, pal
>>70119877
Burgerbro, I'm gonna need you to roll in your immaturity. Lest god forbid other members of this board discover your ill-guised levels of shitposting. Otherwise you may spend a while from this zone
When I said that Turks were the majority of the callers, this fucking turk said " They want the swedish women, blonde hair"
I'm not even suprised.
>>70127937
go on a cam site and theyre flooded with turks and saudis preying on young white women
>>70117697
Your country is named after a bird
Hahahahahhahaha.
thinking of this, to be honest >>>70126873
>>70127937
It's insane. Go to some country with people with enhanced pigment and they start jumping all over you, like you were an angel or something. Why is it that way? It's rare that white men would go like omg dark womynzzz. sure some of them have yellow fever or they like latinas, but it's not like they go crazy over them.
t. woman with light hair.
Just had a long call with a nice old Swedish man. We discussed many things but mainly it was about our countries and why we love them. I may visit his small town in the future.
>>70128509
I wonder if foriegn girls go crazy over swedish males too.. Cause if so, I might just have to try playing the sexy tourist card when I'm out travelling.
I mean I look a bit slavic, but I'm definantly pale enough to be counted as a northman
>>70128509
I'm sorry. How many times have you been raped this year?
>>70128940
I moved to this fucking country cause of Swedish men. Yet I'm a finnmongol, but I can say I have only been with Swedish men and I love you guys.
But yes, go to Asia and they'll spread their legs in front of you. I have a friend who's Scandinavian, blonde and tall yet average looking here. He moved to Asia and has been banging everything with a pair of tits ever since. You'd sure as hell be popular there too, compared to Asian men white are masculine, muscular, tall and being a Western also holds special value. But you should know that your Swedish milkshake will bring all the gold diggers on the yard.
You get to enjoy the very best womyn already, I don't see any reason why you'd leave this place.
>>70129246
>I don't see any reason why you'd leave this place.
Because it will be 82% Arab/Turkroach by 2018?
>>70129471
yeah well that's a different thing, and you are right.
but we are talking about ladies here now. it's not like there would be anything much better anywhere else quality wise. just like I'd never marry anything else than another Nord. sure I could enjoy some funny surfer Australian m8 for a while but it's not like I could see myself marrying one.
>>70129246
Vile whore, begone from here
>>70115389
WHAT THE FUGG? THE GUY WAS REALLY NICE, HE WAS WORKING AS AN ENGINEER IN A STARTUP, I WANTED TO FUCKING SHITPOST IRL HIM BUT I ENDED UP HAVING AN AWKARD CONVO ABOUT NICE PLACES IN PARIS. FUCK /POL/ YOU LIED TO ME I THOUGHT THEY WERE DEGENERATE KEKS, YOU MEMED ME HARD
>>70129788
>not wanting a personal shitposter 24/7
What's wrong with you?
>>70129788
>Turk ladyboy cosplaying as Finnish-Swede grill
How good of you to be a perfect, prideful Nord girl and not blandaa upp!
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ffc_1346838274
>>70129956
>He'd never understand my autism like a Swede
>He'd never understand mid summer, the concept of owning a similar volvo than all your neighbors
>He'd never understand how to dress like Swedish men do
>He'd never pick our kiddo from daycare and clean and cook and lick my feet like them Swedish men
>He might say something against me unlike my personal Swedish submissive boyfriend
>He'd never whisper sweet Swedish things to my ear like a Swede
>He'd never give me pure kids with viking heritage like a Swede can
Do I have to go on?
>>70129246
I remember you
>>70129834
You do know 95% of /pol/ is satire right?
Sure, Sweden got its problems with muslims and other criminal groups, and an extremely loud minority of SJWs, and also most of our politicians are braindead, but the whole "every city in Sweden is filled to the brim with Snackbars and bull prepping cucks" is bullshit. Its not good, but its far from as bad as /pol/ makes it look.
>>70130264
>He'd never prep my black bull and clean up after
LOL Turkish Ladyboy confirms Swede 'Men' are cucks.
>>70130543
Yeah but still, he told me he only had one people call before mine it was one of a Turk (which apparently was a doctor) and when I asked if he wanted to come to Sweden, he laughed it off, and asked questions about me.
I wanted to be an ebin troll so bad but the guy sounded so a total bro so I pretended I had something to do to hang up. His English was really good too
>>70130819
Damn, that's some shitty English right there, sorry for the typos, I swear I'm usually understandable
>>70121804
Sleep tight, baby Baba
>>70130543
shut the fuck up. 95% of pol isn't satire. controlled opposition cuck. we believe the shit we post here stupid fuck.
>>70115720
>>70115753
Turkey 74%
>>70130819
Yeah, we start our english education in year 2 or 3 I think. And its pretty much mandatory to be fluent in english if you wanna go to university/have a high paying office job.
How many people do you think are calling up and masterbating
>>70131109
If you seriously believe in what people are posting here, and you cant tell the difference between satire/getting an reaction out of people and real opinions, you'll probably feel more at home on Stormfront
>>70131189
Fuck off ahmed you sick fuck.
Everyone call up and discuss this:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cba_1337116737
Its a video that summarises one of the worst gang rapes in swedens history, which happened recently.
One woman was gang raped by 7 afghan men in an asylum centre for hours, at various points being penetrated in all 3 holes.
The woman was so badly injured she now has a permanent colostomy bag and is wheelchair bound.
I doubt a single swede has ever even heard of this case.
>>70131498
The 2 countries that are calling the most are muddies m8 , I bet like 70% of them are doing that
>>70131526
Jesus fucking christ
>>70130543
You have fucking no-go zones for firemen and POLICE in multiple cities.
Keep living in a dream, you fucking delusional cuck.
call and ask if the sharia is established already and post mp3
>Call Sweden, a woman answers
>Small talk, explain I'm from the U.S.
>Ask her what her opinion is on the refugees
>She says it's sad and disappointing what they're doing
>Ahhhhyeah.jpg
>She asks me what my thoughts are
>I explain that I'm in favor of much tighter border security and that there should be a better system for vetting refugees before we let them in
>Tell her I think that American politics is corrupt and that there is really no difference between Democrats and Republicans
>That's why I support Donald Trump
>Uh oh
>She says that her people are very scared of a man like him getting power and that the world doesn't feel big enough to hide from him
>Ask her for specifics of why she's scared of him
>She says his view of women, etc., blah blah blah
>I give her an example of him promoting women to CEO spots decades ago when it was unheard of for women to have these executive roles in business
>I even suggest that he was a pioneer for women
>She gets assblasted and says he was only doing that for his own benefit
>I respond that surely he at least had the vision to recognize the good in women at a time when others weren't
>She claims that he was nowhere near a pioneer and that others had done the same thing for women before him
>She says she has to go because of work
>Tell her bye and thanks for the talk
>She laughs and tells me, "Please don't vote for him."
>I laugh and say too bad, the end
>>70120313
Called the US Number from google talk. Go some weird borkborkbork message. No idea what it was telling me to do.
>>70115720
>>70115753
ALOOO
DIS IS AHMET CALL
ALLOOOO
IS SVEN THERE
ALLLLOOOOO
BUTIFEL INGRID SEX
AAAAALLLLOOOOOOOOOOO
>>70123901
WEW LAD
>>70115389
time to call a swede and remind him/her/it/xer/zum/zibzab that we won 6 to 1 back in 2011
>>70131526
Holy fucking shit
>>70131853
COOL STORY BRO
>>70132191
KINDA RARE
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>>70129246
Race traitor
>>70131526
>4-6 years
>permitted back after a few years.
fucking emasculated swede faggots can't protect your women. They dont deserve their own country
>>70115389
I'd actually pick the one on the left. I love monkey looking bitches
>>70131526
>The woman was so badly injured she now has a permanent colostomy bag and is wheelchair bound.
Can't find anything about those injuries... but the rape is real, happened in 2011.
It was in the media back then, but many articles deliberately left out their names.
>>70133990
I remember the part about the bag, because it was so wtf.
Afaik the source said she was so mentally ruined she was staying at a nursing home, it mentioned the bag and the wheelchair. I assume she wasn't actually paralysed and the wheelchair is just because her soul was so destroyed she lost the will to walk/live.
>>70134542
Apparently one of the guys participating in the rape had to be released. He got 130K in compensation even if he was guilty.
The girl got 400K in compensation... insane.
>>70131526
Piece of human trash
Where was her husband if she had two chilldren,\fuck that shit.
Maybe media assured her children that their mother was a victim of native rapists.
>>70126873
Fucking kek
>>70125792
it's yimmie
>>70118303
rare
>>70129246
dirty whore
>>70129788
swedish women are 80% mentally unstable.
Just check our divorce rate.
they'll divorce you over just being bored.
>>70118956
Okay who was the funnyman who just yelled KEK over and over.... I know it was one of you
>>70131526
i heard she invited them or followed them to the asylum center.
She was stupid and ir's good she ws removed from the genepool.
>>70128509
>t. """"""woman""""" with light hair wig
This is gonna be fun when a terrorist attack inevitably happens in Sweden.
>>70137667
i'm praying for an attack every day.
hope 100 ppl die
>>70137966
aim higher, 100 would only change minds in sweden, 100 000 would change the whole world
>>70121804
sleep tight baby baba
>>70137966
>hope 100 ppl die
9,858,794
Nah, just kidding.
>>70137966
>>70139213
>100 only
Swedish women need atleast 5000 kids killed or they're not gonna budge. They're just gonna think to themselves
>fucking men deserve what they get for being intolerant.
>>70140045
>Swedish women need atleast 5000 kids killed or they're not gonna budge
True... and women are really the ones to blame in the first place because of their liberal voting.
An attack will only happen if the Swedish economy crumbles though... when they no longer get free MONEY MONEY MONEY!
>>70140692
yeah our welfare system might collapse in 2017 or 2018.
election 2018, gonna b gud.
>>70115389
People should call, en masse, asking on a very serious tone about rape tourism. As in what are the best places to rape, if there are organized groups or you need to organize your own, where are the pretiest women to rape, etc.
Maybe if they get many calls like that they'll get redpilled on how the world see how cucked they are.
>>70141684
yes please
