http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/how-long-does-sex-normally-last
>So it’s clear there’s no one “normal” amount of time to have sex. The average (median, technically) across all couples, though, was 5.4 minutes. This means that if you line up the 500 couples from shortest sex to longest sex, the middle couple goes for an average of 5.4 minutes each time they do it.
>There were some interesting secondary results, too. For example, condom use didn’t seem to affect the time, and neither did men’s being circumcised or not, which challenges some conventional wisdom regarding penile sensitivity and its relationship to staying power in the sack.
>It didn’t much matter which country the couples came from either – ********unless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorter (3.7 minutes) than couples from other countries******** (Netherlands, Spain, the United Kingdom, and the United States). Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex, contrary to the prevailing wisdom (probably peddled by older men).
I can go for hours.
Oh - you mean with a woman. About 30 seconds.
Sex is overhyped and BS'd by everyone. We know. So is your "perfect" relationship that is terrible behind closed doors.
>>70113702
>condom use didn’t seem to affect the time
this has to be bullshit.
>>70113844
Agreed.
I can last 5 minutes without a condom but 30+ with one.
>>70113702
>5.4 minutes
Jesus fucking Christ, my shortest was 10. I can go quicker if I masturbate though.
What the fuck? If you're going to fuck for 5 minutes and be done with it you might as well fap.
>>70113702
Given we don't have penile bones and males have a refractory period short spurts of coitus make sense. Humans are weird.
>no dick bones
>prolactin released by the body post orgasm causes a near complete disinterest of sexual activity until levels return to the mean
>females have hidden estrus which requires us to have multiple short mating sessions to ensure pregnancy
It depends on the woman you're fucking. I've had an average looking one and it lasted even 20 min. Then with 10/10 qt it was 5 min.
>>70113702
lol Turk roaches nut fast.
Probably because they need to before they get arrested for rape...kek
>5mins
Gee, i wonder why women cheat :^]
>>70113702
turkroaches BTFO
>>70113702
i've had intense quickies with my gf that lasted like thirty seconds, and long, drawn-out sessions where it went on for 2 hours. it depends on your mood and if you have other stuff to do
>>70113702
That depends.In Brazil it lasts until the police arrives.
>>70113844
Yeah condom makes a huge fucking difference. This is a load of shit.
>>70113702
Fortunately, for fellow anons here it doesn't last any time at all because it doesn't exist. That makes this discussion much easier!
>>70114037
You ought to know, Sven.
>>70114091
Top kek. I wonder who still wants to be a policeman in Brazil.
That's barely enough time to properly tie her..
>>70113956
Helps keep us together, less chance of death if the two are together more often, is my guess.
>>70113702
>average (median, technically)
Average and median are completely different things. A median often won't tell you anything about anything.
>The median across all couples, though, was 5.4 minutes
Is this for the whole session or just when you really start going at it?
>>70114091
Kek
Foreplay >>> Sex
>>70113702
>Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex, contrary to the prevailing wisdom (probably peddled by older men).
Probably because you young busters take 4 minutes to find where to stick it
I can go all night when I'm drunk, but when I'm sober, bout 10 mins. (including foreplay)
me and my gf are both shit at sex so we basically grind for 45 minutes until we finish ourselves off
>>70114412
thats kinda cute to be honest
>>70114091
Holy kek.
Top bantz there lad.
>>70114298
If you are a nutjob who is hungry for power, violence and torture.
>>70114412
Sounds like lesbians
>>70114360
>Is this for the whole session or just when you really start going at it?
usually only piv counts
>IFLScience
Shit site.
>>70113702
>5.4 minutes.
Straight people. No wonder all the pretty boys are becoming fags now.
Good goy buy condoms , don't make babies and mutilate your cock.
kekekekekek
>>70113844
Can confirm. The first time I had sex without a condom I came in about a minute. Without I can go for gens of minutes.
>>70113702
>This means that if you line up the 500 couples from shortest sex to longest sex, the middle couple goes for an average of 5.4 minutes each time they do it.
What? Looking at the couple right in the middle would be the median not the average.
>>70114091
Savage monkey strikes again. 10/10
>>70114534
nah my dick goes in her
>>70113770
>>70114003
>>70114393
>>70114412
>>70114683
http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Better-Than-PEINEILI-New-Arrivals-Sex-Delay-Products-MINILOVE-10ml-Male-Sex-Spray-for-Penis-Men/32370929206.html
There you go quick friends.
>>70113844
I guarantee this is a self-report survey, even if its anonymous people are going to vastly overestimate their times. I can last maybe a minute at best without a condom and barely hit the 5min mark with one. Unless they are counting foreplay and stripping in the mix, but if they did that then it would last like half an hour.
>>70114683
>1 minute
Come on. Quit masturbation it affecting your sensitivity, its like living like a homeless and get into a 6 start mega hotel with lavish pleasures and escorts. The sole amusement of having a tight vagina instead of your hand will make you come fast.
>>70114412
You grind your mordibly obese bodies together, because your micro penis won't get past her mounds of fat ayyy cunt?
>>70114772
the problem is we both last too long though
like we have to stop because we're fully out of energy to the point that we can't walk
>>70113844
Sometimes I cant even finish in that goddamn thing
>>70113702
>tfw average penis but fugs gf for at least 30 minutes
>>70113796
Whats it like being a closet faggot?
>>70113702
I have sex for around 20 minutes on average but it really depends if I nofap and how tight they are.
A lot of the time to finish I have to fuck them from behind or it's just not fast enough.
>>70114091
apex kek
porn masterrace.
sex is for faggots.
Almost all sex "studies" are lies or half-truths perpetuated by, usually but not always, males to make themselves feel better about their sexuality.
It is NOT ok nor is it ever enjoyable for both sides to have sex for mere 5 minutes.
Your shitty six incher is not "above average".
So on, so forth.
Old fag here
Time has really changed my sexual stamina
When I was a young buck I could enjoy sex several times a day for 15-20 min easy
Wife would actually ask me to finish
Now ...
Issues with low-t and medicines and a bad back
If I can maintain a hard on sex maybe last 3 mins
But with help of Levitra I can have that 15 intercourse sessions again.
But only once a day though.
>>70114643
>the tortured cock jew
>the latex jew
>the childfree lifestyle jew
tfw I used to love all three, but now I feel manipulated.
This means once inserted, 5.4 minutes, correct?
I tend to agree with their findings, then. 20 minutes of pounding away is enough to chafe and tire out most girls. Guys usually don't last that long.
>>70113702
>there's no normal amount of time, but here's the average
God damn, people's fear of labeling things as normal is so fucking bizarre. Average and normal mean virtually the exact same thing.
>>70114942
Quit the crack you cock might start working again
>>70113702
I last for ages, I used to be able to go for hours before I got fat. I just get tired now. My problem is that I find it hard to actually finish.
>Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex
That's not surprising at all and my first reaction to seeing this was "How much do old couples shorten the average time?"
Do average 25 year olds last 10 minutes?
>>70115075
That's what you get for having premarital & remarital sex
>>70115240
I stay hard the whole time though
>>70115168
>When I was a young buck I could enjoy sex several times a day for 15-20 min easy
>Now ... maybe last 3 mins
How does one avoid this?
>>70114513
>he doesn't want to be in BOPE or whatever it's called
>tfw kv
What does this thread have to do with politics?
pls it hurts
>>70115075
Loo master race
Streets are for faggots
>>70114944
If you didn't came before that day you can actually go bare, for a couple of minutes and then take it out, if its extremely hot rest a minute or two or put a condom go in again and try to cum outside, condom are a prevention not a 100% proof barrier.
If you go for the second and third round use condom all the fucking time, as sperms stay in the tunnel unless you pee a lot.
I do that and never got a girl pregnant, also threw your condom into the toilet and flush it, then shower all your cock and balls.
REMINDER that if your cock pops out play with it and try to put in again my itself. I get paranoid if she puts her hand in my dick during fucking with condom. Change to a new one, say its not letting your cock breath (top lel).
>>70113702
normal functional couple with sex drive and open mindedness, sex usually last for at least 35 mins. People who have sex under 10 minutes are sexually deprived, have no sex drive, cant get it up and probably should not be having sex at all because is not meant to be.
>>70113702
15 minutes is the gold standard.
If after 15 minutes she hasn't climaxed at least once you have failed as a man. It's time to wrap it up and drop a load.
>>70115547
>hong kong
>People who have sex under 10 minutes should not be having sex at all
Chinese women cum too fast desu,what do?
>>70114360
Technically mean, median, and mode are all types of averages. A median here is useful so times on the extreme don't overally influence like they would with a mean (i.e. the premature ejaculater that cums upon entry and the guy that used too much death grip and never cums)
I'd be horribly embarrassed if I only lasted less than 6 minutes. That's not even a quickie.
I'm 28 and fucked a 18 year old college freshmen all last semester bareback until she dropped out and moved back home.
>mfw she's posting her baby bump on kikebook
Should I just ignore it?
>>70115547
You are retarded, the first time i had sex i was 13 and my sex drive was through the fucking roof, my dick was diamonds constantly. I literally nut the second i got the head in. Pretty embarrassing actually, but oh well she was ugly fuck it
>>70114091
>>70115547
no you dumbass retard
if you have sex with a person that you are bodily and mentally attracted to you will cum within a matter ofminutes
if you need half of an hour to shoot your load into your gf then you have all of the shit you just listed, no sexdrive, cant get it up and shouldnt be having sex
stop faking IQ test results you fucking yellow monkeys
>>70115075
wtf man
>>70115228
Suppose you have 10 people who go for about 30 minutes and 10 who go for 3. The average is 16.5 minutes, what's normal?
Sure it's flawed because you would never get data like that, but the average is not normal.
>>70114016
Top bants, friend.
>>70114772
Truly our greatest ally.
>>70115644
dick reduction
this is bullshit. 5 minutes??!! arr you kidding me, i can only last 20 secondsat most, even with two condoms on and well there was this one time i lasted 45 seconds after dipping my penis in a bowel of desensitizing spray for an hour and then rubbed a bunch of orajel on the head and inside the penis hole. but that prep tskes too long. its easier to just prep the bull for the wife. brb gotta go unlock my cuckshed.
>>70115695
You are fucked :^)
>>70113702
>>For me, normally 20-30 minutes.
>>For you, -1 Min
>>70115695
>should I ignore it
You fucked up. Ignore it while you can, I guess. You'll get the child support letters eventually. Unless you weren't the only one dropping loads in her.
Two or three strokes and I'm done.
r9k pls go
>>70113702
5 minutes ?? where are these people from ? i would think average is at least 15 or 20
>>70115847
My dick in your mouth is normal, cucklord.
>>70113796
Sorry youve never had an adult relationship in your life and cant understand a loving mutual partnership between two people for life. I know, its scary for manchildren and permavirgins
>>70115847
>but the average is not normal.
...oh... flag, yea
>>70113844
>condom use didn’t seem to affect the time
Yeah that sounds like horseshit to me.
If I'm -really- thirsty I can cum in minutes without a condom if I'm "trying."
With a condom I can go indefinitely no matter how thirsty. Have to actually concentrate on it.
>>70113796
what's it's like being a virgin ?
>>70115695
just do what the nig nogs do, run haha. Nuke your kikebook, change cell number, and move to a different state. If it's still a "bumb" you've got time.
You know that or pay child support for 18 years your choice
>>70113908
condoms are fucking degenerate and demeaning
>>70114256
listen, sven, don't talk shit to sven so fast, especially when you guys have the same name ok ?
>>70113702
>5.4 Minutes
>with or without the latex jew
Hehehehe that's right goyim use more condoms it makes no difference in pleasure.
PROTIP
when you're taking a piss, stop taking a piss in the middle of doing so. then start again. then stop. then start.
I can fuck for any length of time that I want, whether 20, 30 minutes, an hour, two hours, w/e, depends on how generous/horny I'm feeling
you're welcome
I was lucky enough to do this for some random reason since I was a kid, turns out it had unexpected benefits
>>70113702
Over an hour god-race reporting in. My highest score is 3 hours. You might think I'm trying to sound experienced or whatever, but that's not the case, I've fucked only two women, for some reason I just have an innate ability to last long.
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Depends. If it's been a few or more days since me and my gf had sex, yeah probably about 5 mins. If we just had sex the day before or earlier that day, 15-20 mins.
>>70115695
you dun became a daddeh
congradulayshions boi
>>70114091
top banter
15-20 minutes tops. Not counting foreplay or any of that shit.
Anything longer is just to much effort to put off the finale, and thing you actually want.
Wtf? I last like 25-45 minutes and she usually cums 2-3 times. Not even a sex god or that experienced.
>>70113702
Is it really only 5 Minutes? Like, that's a quicky in my books. I'm more a 3 minutes of foreplay, 5 minutes of sucking, and then 10 minutes of fucking then have a coffee break and go back for round two kinda guy.
Whenever I feel like I am close but she isn't I switch to doggy style, start looking anywhere but down and try to conjure an image of something disgusting or entirely unsexual in my mind. It usually works.
>>70113702
Protip: get too drunk to fuck, then pop a Viagra. You can literally go for hours.
>>70113702
Great thread about politics and news, friend!
>>70116226
Under the influence of alcohol I retain the ability to keep an erection while the time it takes to ejaculate is tremendously delayed. Multiple times I've met girls at bars and blown their minds sexually, only to later disappoint them sober. This in itself gives me sexual pleasure. They moan and prepare themselves for a lengthy romp (because it's what they expect from me the second time around), only to have me spill my seed on their tummies after a couple of minutes. Nothing turns me on like seeing their confusion and frustration the second time around. Do they come back for round three? Rarely. The foolish ones (or perhaps the ones who have faith) do. And then it's round two all over again. I make sure to orgasm loudly. I grunt and moan and climax before they're even close to achieving satisfaction. Then I fire up my xbox and play call of duty right in front of them.
>>70113702
if i beat my dick maybe an hour before sex i can last a lot longer but that shit they do in porn doesn't happen where they fuck for half an hour unless one of them is fucking it up
>>70113702
>unless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorter (3.7 minutes) than couples from other countries
>>70114091
Top kek porra
For me I'd say average is about 30 minutes.
1.25+ hours with a condom but fuck that bullshit.
>>70116226
OI YOU CHEEKY WANKER THATS CAUSE YOURE GRIPPING YOUR WILLIE BY THE THROAT TOO MUCH, LET YOUR BOY BREATHE
>>70115075
VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO VETO
>>70116226
Maybe they were both shitty lays, if a woman is like a tuna fish your dick can just lose interest halfway through
>>70113796
>t. Permavirgin
>>70115695
You dun goofed
But ask yourself, "What would Steve Jobs do?"
A minute. Because I only fuck the tightest teen pussy girls that gotta be at least an 8/10.
>>70116634
you sir are doing god's work.
>>70113702
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>>70117076
Do they act frustrated or do they try to pretend you blew their mind, funny af either way
>>70115936
trying_too_hard/10
>>70116472
You might want to read about priapisms
>>70113949
Think of it in terms of being married.
>>70116225
do you squeeze it when ur about to cum? Whenever I'm close I slow down or have to stop, do you just keep going and squeeze it shut? Is there a way to cum without cumming so the build up resets?
>on the off chance ur not a full of shit virgin
>>70115724
Pretty sure that this is what happens to everybody their first time. I lasted about 30 seconds the first time I had sex, then (about 2 minutes later) I went for 10 minutes.
Having a lot of female friends (not women I've had sex with, or would ever have sex with as our friendships are largely platonic), I've actually had conversations with them about how long they prefer sex (actual penetrative intercourse, not including foreplay) to last. The range I've heard was 5-15 minutes for every one I've spoken to (guys on the other hand say they want to fuck for 30-60 mins, which mostly seems to be machismo and not wanting to look like a loser who can't fuck for hours on end). Every woman I've spoken to has said that sex that lasts for longer than 15 minutes is almost always boring and passionless, as if the guy is having difficulty finishing up or attempting to prolong the sex because he thinks that's what the woman wants. Also, most women I've spoken to hate having to use lube (which might be one reason why they prefer 5-15 minute intercourse, as lube usually isn't necessary).
Granted, this is a lot different than the length of foreplay + sex. If you're counting foreplay, some women want sex to last for 30 minutes, some for an hour. On the other hand, some women dislike foreplay. Depends on their mood at the time (how "into it" they are) and their personal preferences.
I know that my fiancee usually dislikes foreplay and just wants to get down to fucking. From time to time she'll ask me to "romance her" before we start having sex, but these times are few and far between and she usually starts pushing me to stick my dick in after about 3-5 minutes of foreplay. She's basically explained to me that she'd rather be fucking than rolling around groping/making out/doing gay shit like a "game."
Keep in mind, this is all my personal experience, and is likely coloured by the environment/culture of the people I've spoken about this with.
If you cant pleasure your woman in under 5minutes after one month of fucking together you are doing it wrong.
>>70113702
until ejaculation
>>70117232
What if you're old af and so is your lady
>>70114298
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>>70116733
Spot the redditors.
>>70115388
19 kv here youre not alone
Hold me, Sven.
>>70114772
This >>70114942, I have no trouble staying hard.
>Jews pushing sex products when the reality of the matter is that promiscuity is the problem
Why am I not surprised?
>>70115695
>Post baby bump
>Didn't contact you atleast
It is probably not yours then lad.
>>70113702
I used to fuck my gf for about 20-40mins when I first started to get to know her so I can seem impressive, but its hard work and like all things in a relationship, you eventually stop giving a fuck as time goes on. Now I bust my nut whenever I want, usually around 5-10mins, and tell her too fucking bad if she wanted to get off.
She attempted suicide not too long ago though.
Depends on your health really. When I was young I could go on for hours few times a day but nowdays anything over 30 minutes is long
I usually last 45 minutes up to an hour. Both me and my gf love fucking each other and she is damn good at it too.
>>70117380
you're a faggot and she will cheat on you with a big balkan cock romanian like myself
but no really,she will cuck your ass,unless she is already doing it ;^)
>>70117305
>I know that my fiancee usually dislikes foreplay and just wants to get down to fucking. From time to time she'll ask me to "romance her" before we start having sex, but these times are few and far between and she usually starts pushing me to stick my dick in after about 3-5 minutes of foreplay. She's basically explained to me that she'd rather be fucking than rolling around groping/making out/doing gay shit like a "game."
Wew what a boring wife.
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>>70114772
here you go friend
>>70113702
>The average (median, technically) across all couples, though, was 5.4 minutes. This means that if you line up the 500 couples from shortest sex to longest sex, the middle couple goes for an average of 5.4 minutes each time they do it.
This is incorrect. The average or mean is not the same as the median value. The mean is more like if the 500 people came to an agreement on the common length of time of copulation was 5.4 minutes. Median is literally the value in the middle/median of measured values, so that would be lining up 500 couples and picking the ones in the middle.
If the bell curve was perfect, then there's a chance the median couple would be exactly at the mean but that's highly unlikely and should not be depended upon.
>mfw a science-related website doesn't understand the difference.
Is it me or 30 minutes of fucking seems so long and pointless?
10 minutes is the sweet spot for me.
>>70113844
This.
Though it might be because I dont use a condom if I have another choice.
>>70113702
According to my wife it depends on the color of the cock. For example, black cocks are able to go 3x times longer than the average white cock.
>>70113702
I just had sex yesterday with my ex, I did not have sex for 4 months prior though
But it lasted at least 20 minutes (penetration only)
I don't know how it works, it lasted almost an hour and a half from where we started unclothing to the ejaculation but sometimes it just comes out in a matter of seconds even if we had sex 3 times the same day
It's all in your head
>>70117553
I dunno man i love girls that don't like foreplay. I think most guys(not all) just want to get down to business, except for blowjobs of course
>>70113702
>condom use didn’t seem to affect the time, and neither did men’s being circumcised or not
preventative damage control
>>70117333
Then 3mins, we both just want to nut and do other things.
>>70117548
Only fat ladyboys would consider sitting on your smelly gypsy dick.
>>70117706
the actual words are it's all in your hands mate
Who the fuck cares, my socks sure don't
>>70117807
it's been purposefully edited to sound like "in your head"
>>70117706
It's about sexual activity, actually. If you masturbate alot, your tolerance goes down, if you don't its goes up.
>>70117553
Why would we bother making out like we're still in high school after we've been at work all day and just want sexual gratification?
It's not as though sex is the only time that you can display affection and romance for your partner. I'm in the habit of constantly following my fiancee around the house and grabbing her tits from behind and smacking her butt. She actually gets upset when I don't do it because she feels like I'm not being affectionate.
People are idiosyncratic. Everyone shows affection in different ways, and wants to be shown affection in different ways. Some girls like foreplay, some don't.
>>70113702
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>>70113702
If i've smoked alot of weed I can fuck for a good 20-25 minutes. If I'm drunk and stoned I can go for like 2 hours.
Sober maybe like 3 minutes.
>>70113702
>unless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorter (3.7 minutes)
3.7 minutes is surprisingly long for a cockroach
>>70113702
Seriously? My gf and I lasted an hour at one point because she kept going and going. I was into it, but fuck me my hips were on fire.
>>70113702
another libyan?
not even surprised
>all you fags going on about have sex for ten minutes or more.
If I take more than five minutes my gf gets insecure that she's not hot enough for me.
>gf orgasms within 3-4 minutes everytime
>she can't orgasm again without rest
>I usually last 15 minutes at minimum, sometimes up to an hour
Help
>>70116226
I know you think that might be a good thing, but you really should see a urologist, you could have some serious urinary issues.
>>70113796
>>70113702
Hitler was a virgin
be like Hitler
we both cum pretty quickly on top, so I'll nut, we dick around till I get hard again then she gets on top and nuts. occasionally I'll try beat her out with a second one, but she's caught on to this and has taken to holding me down until she gets two. which is hot.
>>70117846
no it hasn't, listen to it again
Is this thread satire? My wife and I go for thirty minutes at the minimum, and up to 1.5 hours. The usual is about 50 minutes.
>>70113702
So do you guys use condoms or not?
If not, do you rely on your partner and her birth control? What makes you sure they won't "ACCIDENTALLY" forget the pill one day so they can shit out a baby and make you pay for it?
I've heard of someone who had this happen to him, girl told him she couldn't get pregnant and OOPS I'm pregnant now, please start paying up. Most likely not a coincidence, since he's a very average, well paid beta and she a huge slut.
I'm afraid of my brother having the same shit done to him one day since his partner puts no effort in getting away from her shit job.
>>70113702
i spend over 5 minutes gobbling my asian gf's qt3.14 pussay and i make her cum before i even start fucking and she cums again
ya'll niggas can't fuck. all you have to do is eat puss well and the girl will be calling you back to get all ate up again
>>70118234
Enjoy your chafed dick and exhaustion.
>>70118209
m8, most people didn't know the original song. the first thing you'll hear when you listen to that part is "head"
it was the artist's intention
I have pretty good orgasm control. My wife and I like to fuck in public, when we were in uni together we could sneak into the stairwell and get off during a 10-15 minute break and get composed in time to return to lecture. In the bedroom I can go for an hour if I want, but I recover pretty quick so it's usually easier to cum, break to piss and then go back at it.
We've already had sex 3 times today and it's not even 11am yet, I always wondered how people go more than a day without orgasming. Feels like starving myself. Thankfully even 4 years in she's still like a horny teenager and only turns me down when she's at the heaviest part of her flow since the pain bothers her
>>70113844
I couldn't look past this, seriously.
Are there men who actually can orgasm in under 5 minutes with one on? I struggle to keep a hard on. I haven't worn a condom in over a year and I don't plan on it either. My girlfriend hates them as well.
>>70117380
All Hail Anon!
All Hail Anon!
All Hail Anon!
>>70117230
leave it to the japs to scar you for life
>>70118301
cuck
>>70118159
He never schtupped Eva Braun?
>>70117351
I would, but I'm no longer kissless, I went to a party like a normie and got a kiss. Unfortunately while hammered I revealed my powerlevel a little and got slapped by the girl's friend for taking advantage of her.
>>70118148
>find a position where she won't nut as easy
>alternative: edge beforehand
>stop and swtich when you get close (or vice versa)
>finish at the same time just like in my chinese cartoons
>>70115075
lmfao what?
>>70115075
DELETE THIS
>>70116396
>Wtf? I last like 25-45 minutes and she usually cums 2-3 times. Not even a sex god or that experienced.
same
>>70115413
i hiope zika makes it to peru and wipes out the entirety of your next generation so i don't have to play dota with a team full of retard faggot beaners anymore
>>70118350
That only happens if you don't get her going correctly. Why on earth would you fuck a dry woman?
>>70113702
Foreplay about 10/15 mins
Actual sex around 10 mins
>>70113702
30 minutes to 2 hours
Eat better and take care of your bodies
I onced fapped to Vilated Heronie for 8 hours straight, complete with 5 full ejaculations.
I came 5 fucking times in an 8 hour fap session that probably had around 6 solid hours of edging / full boner.
Now tell me, is such a thing EVER possible with 3D pig disgusting women? (Hint, the answer is FUCK NO)
>>70118381
the guy in the picture is scarred for life
you're only triggered, shitlord
>>70118148
Get her to give you head, or hotdog, or a titjob before hand to bring you close, then fuck.
>>70113702
I rekon 5 minutes unless I piss on first. True.
Definitely depends on the mood. Sometimes you an your girl want a quick fuck. Other times, it's long and romantic. I've gone 30 minutes bareback before, and I've also gone <1 minute before (tried that Trojan "His and Hers" lube).
Sex isn't just sex. It's like saying "eating is just eating".
Sometimes I want a steak dinner, other times I just want a burger from A&W. Other times, I just eat a bag of shredded cheese and drink a beer. It all depends on the mood.
>>70114091
>>70118251
>I heard of someone
So not someone you personally know.
So a totally made up story.
Modern women don't want kids, why would they? 9 months of bullshit pregnancy, backpain, breast pain, no drinking or smoking, pissing yourself, all to push out a crying wailing mess. No child support is worth that, especially when that is years that interrupted earning their own wage/studying/partying.
Of course I don't use condoms.
>>70115075
REMOVE THIS
>>70117906
That's contrary to logic, but I believe it, starting nofap today.
>>70113702
When I lost my virginity it took about 40 minutes, never lasted less than 30 minutes. This is why I love being uncut
>>70118148
I feel your pain.
>my pussy hurts
>are you done yet
I've had girls make me stop because her vag hurt. They got off but I didn't. Fuck this gay Earth.
>>70113702
hahahahahahahaha
fuck turkey
>>70118737
REMOVE PENIS
>>70118783
>not making her blow you
Sounds like you're a beta
Am i the only one that noticed the lack of posters from Turkey ITT? Pure coincidence
>>70118378
I use galactic caps when my wifes bleeding, we don't use b/c, but I also don't really care if she gets pregnant. I wish she would take bc so I could come inside her, but she gets all cranky on it snd I like her better without the pill.
It's not hard to pull out and if you piss between orgasms, you clean out the remaining semen. The odds of pregnancy from pre-release is pretty low, but I wouldnt risk it if I didn't have excellent control and plan B wasn't so cheap
>>70114091
topkek
>>70118866
I've fucked around 30 girls and I have never had a girl give a good blowjob. I'd rather just smash that puss. I'm almost 8 inches and thick and i always get teeth and have never been with a girl who could deepthroat. That's really a fetish of mine, being able to go balls-deep in a girl's mouth but it can never happen.
>>70114091
>>70113702
KEK Turkroaches BTFO
>>70117762
>smelly gypsy dick
Kek. Not a phrase I expected to read today.
>>70118987
Sounds like you're making shit up senpai.
>>70118710
Its an old friend from my brother, didn't think it necessary to get more detailed.
Then again, do you honestly think this stuff doesn't happen in real life?
The wife of another friend from my brother is also pretty much waiting to get pregnant. She's just doing some bullshit degree until she can finally shit out a baby and be a stay-at-home mom.
I don't blame them, after all we can't all escape our biology. I just wish it was more economically viable nowadays, then some women wouldn't have to be so deceptive about it.
>Modern women don't want kids
As I said, our biology inevitably catches up on us. There are probably a lot of women who just want children and not a career.
>>70118750
It would only be contrary to logic if you assumed you were somehow destroying sensitivity, when your genitals are design for such rough use. Increased sexual activity fills you with the hormones you need to release when your body needs it to.
>>70119087
it's true. i went to a liberal arts school that was ~60% female or more. never got a full blowjob
>>70113702
>sex tended to be significantly shorter in turkey, 3.7 minutes.
That definitely sounds like gang rape
>>70113702
Sex should only be for reproductive purposes and should last no longer than a minute. Get it out as soon as possible. Then go to sleep. People who make it last longer are degenerates.
>>70117363
I literally fail to keep up any conersation with anyone at a social gathering. It's mostly because i can't find any common interests with anyone. I need a vidya gf but my dilemma is how am i gonna find the perfect introvert girl that never goes outside when i never go outside. How are we gonna meet.
How boned am i?
Also same burger i might have diff id posting from phone.
> Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex, contrary to the prevailing wisdom (probably peddled by older men
Be me. Be older. Sex with wife, Damn boring. Finish and go to sleep.
Have younger gf. Four hour sessions. Feels good mang. Clearly there are variables unaccounted for.
>>70117026
>>70116098
>>70116048
Akshually. He's kind of right. Sex is great, but not worth dying over relationships are sort of laughable. You have a savings account? say goodbye to that. You got the nagging, the drama of dumb shit, I've seen it with my sisters and everyone else. Then, you're going to get old of seeing the same old face while fucking and you're going to end up cheating maybe and the inevitable break up, because your "loving relationship" wasn't really love after all, it was just hornyness. How can you unlove someone. Me, I have a girl who is a friend that I hang out with, snuggle, whatever. I'm not tied down. We never have had sex and that's fine by me because it's a real relationship and Id rather not interrupt it with sex. If I want sex I just go on Craigslist.
>>70119241
Stop looking for perfection and start looking for love.
>tfw 26 kissless hugless virgin who no longer faps
Sure I have regrets they get me down some times but other than that I'm happy.
Sex is overrated.
>>70119241
>I need a vidya gf
oh no you don't
I dated a LOL GAMER GURL that I met on dota and somehow we found out we were from the same city. Her self-esteem was terrible so she had to be stroked by her many, many online beta orbiters, she was crazy (I had to take the condoms with me when I left her place), and etc etc.
I'll never, ever touch another IM SO NERDDDDD girl ever again.
>unless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorterunless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorterunless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorterunless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorterunless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorterunless they came from Turkey, in which case their sex tended to be significantly shorter
premature, no wonder they rape. They have so much shame they can't into a healthy relationship and need to vent their anger.
>>70119241
CRap was meant for >>70118389
Would blowjobs be any different ? I jerk off everyday, am a virgin, but one day i decided to pay for a bj, and lasted almost one hour. Would sex be the same for me ?
>>70118710
so says you
>>70113956
>males have a refractory period
>tfw you have an 8" cock and and can stay hard for an hour after cumming
>tfw you can cum multiple times in a row without getting soft
>tfw you're 6'2", 235lbs, and built like a linebacker, so your cock looks unimpressively average anyways and feels tiny in your 10" handspan, so you still have a complex about it
It's OK, I never wanted to be a porn star anyways...
>>70119482
"premature ejaculation" doesn't exist, cuck.
>>70119390
how would you know if you're a virgin lmao
>>70119502
hahaha
how about no
>>70119571
Normalfolk say it all the time.
I don't really dwell on it, there is no point.
>>70115349
Live fast
Die young
>>70119390
>Sex is overrated.
>coming from a virgin
Sex with a woman you love is underrated if anything.
>>70119428
A couple months ago I fucked a cosplayer I met on Tinder. She was cute and seemed intelligent, but really, there's nothing that says "vapid bitch" more than a bedroom full of video game shit.
Maybe I'm just resentful because she didn't text me back after that night, but really, we all know that nerds are scum. Having breasts and a vagina doesn't make a nerd better.
>>70119562
>cums withing three minutes
>'too soon' is just a meme, you cuck!
>my gf says its totally fine that she never cums!!!!
>>70115075
lol that's not what the inside of a dick looks like
>>70119105
>economic viability
It is far more economically viable to not have kids. That's why birth rates are so low in the developed world/world where women have rights and shit.
>can't fight biology
A bullshit excuse if there ever was one. Ever managed to spend a whole day not just eating and masturbating? Well done you just fought your biology. I have two aunts who never had kids. One never wanted them, the other did but never tried to con a man into getting her pregnant, instead she tried IVF. It didn't work for her. She's had to console herself with her lavish inner city Sydney lifestyle on her TV executive wage.
Any woman intentionally getting pregnant to collect child support would be recognisable as uneducated trash in an instant and you shouldn't want to fuck them anyway.
>>70119639
No what ? Details please
>>70118449
>>Wtf? I last like 25-45 minutes and she usually cums 2-3 times. Not even a sex god or that experienced.
>same
Was just thinking, how long a male lasts might have something to do with his attractiveness.
After getting a pussy dripping wet when i start pounding it usually feels like i'm aquaplaning
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aquaplaning
Not hard to last long when you don't feel any friction.
>>70114947
If you have to talk about it, then you aren't about it.
>>70119740
See >>70119687
ill ask you this, how can you "love"?
I have never had a female show any interest in me and I have never shown any interest in a female.
I legit believe it does not exist.
>>70119428
There was a girl in my art class in HS when i was a freshman. Low self esteem and when i played minecraft (t'was the shit at the time) or whatever she literally had those beta orbiters all around her. I felt really bad for her she liked me i dodged that bullet. Inside i really wanted her to stand up and say fuck off for those guys i dont wanna be a no self esteem guardian for a girl like that but really really my hope is that not all girls who play vidya are like that. Which is what im looking for i think? Idk.
>>70117071
GET OUT
>>70119869
>cums
another myth
>>70119980
Do you believe countries you've never seen exist?
>>70117230
so basically some dude passed out with his dick inside some girl and it rotted?
>>70113702
>tfw you last for an hour because your dick is raw from beating it all the time.
>>70120056
What are you getting at?
Do you believe your reality to be real?
>>70113796
Either you broke your dick by death-gripping to a computer monitor all day or youre a fatty/aspie who can only have awkward drunk sex.
>>70117574
Lel
>mfw fucking a girl after drinking a bottle of whiskey and going for hours because i just can't cum when i'm wasted and she eventually gets exhausted and goes to sleep then i finish myself off in the toilet like a complete loser
>>70114772
There's no way this shit actually works right? But I mean 4 bucks on Amazon, shit I might as well. I just wish I could find some reviews that are in English
>>70117906
Other way around. Ever not fap for a week or two and have sex? Depending on whether or not you're a fag and how attracted you are to the girl, you'll come in less than a minute.
>>70118148
Pro-tip: you don't need to stop after 1 femgasm
>>70119807
I think you got played man.
Also
>tinder
Lesson learned??
>>70120141
I'm asking you if you don't believe in everything you've never seen.
I do believe my reality to be real, that's analytic, it's in the meaning of the words "reality" and "real.
>>70117663
What does your wifes son think about all the moaning coming from moms room while you're busy trying to teach him how to put on make up and wear girls clothing?
>>70114393
Same here but 10 mins no foreplay. With it probably 20-30
>>70113702
5.4 minutes?????
holy shit I've been doing it all wrong.. learning to hold my cum in so that I could last way longer
what a waste
>>70120100
Iktf bro. I'm embarrassed to have sex because I know my choices are nut after like 30 mins of rawdogging or don't cum at all. It's partially too much jacking, and also a psychological block because I'm terrified of doing a bad job at sex.
>>70120406
Yeah I figured that out a while back. No great loss, though.
>>tinder
>Lesson learned??
I got laid, that's what I was aiming for. I wasn't expecting much beyond what I got. I think she was Jewish, anyway.
>>70119562
>but Hector what if I pop
