Amy Schumer is not happy with Glamour.
Schumer says that, without her permission, the magazine included her in their special "plus size" bonus issue in collaboration with Lane Bryant.
"I think there's nothing wrong with being plus size. Beautiful healthy women. Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8. @glamourmag put me in their plus size only issue without asking or letting me know and it doesn't feel right to me," Schumer posted on Instagram, along with a photo of the page.
When will we see an end of the body positivity movement along with shitty female comedians /pol/?
>>70113609
A picture of her instagram post.
>>70113609
Hopefully we'll see an end to female comedians in general. Even my normie friends on Facebook are questioning Amy Schumer's popularity.
>>70113609
>Visible belly rolls
>Not plus size
>>70113887
That's the big drama here. A lot of people are calling her out for stating she is a size 6 or 7 when she is really a chubby cow. Seems she can dish it out but can't take it when it comes to making fatty jokes.
>>70114158
Neither slut jokes when they guy made one about her a while back.
>>70113609
>size 6 and an 8
Maybe in Lane Bryant world
>>70114305
Something about her repulses me. I don't know whether its the le strong independent womyn act or her shit tier comedy. Either way I hope she comes to terms with her bbw status.
>>70113884
Make fun of them in a roastie roast, call it fem-com, shame men who are willing audience participants. Right now they are riding on the coat tails of polite men who don't realise it's all a power play.
>There's nothing wrong with being plus size
>just so long as I'M not
Also, she's either straight up lying about her sizes or she is short as fuck.
>I go between a size 6 and an 8
>>70113609
>haha I'm a filthy whore, i'm so funny and empowered
>haha take that skinny bitches! being fat is beautiful and empowering
hey don't call me fat, i'm offended!
https://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/717420774727004161
>>70113609
>Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8.
>a size 6 and 8
...ok
Ask a woman about size inflation. Today's 8 is yesterday's 12.
She's still a fat jewish pig.
>>70113609
>the pot
>calling the kettle black
>NO OFFENCE TO FAT PEOPLE, BUT DON'T CALL ME FAT I HATE IT!!!!!!
>>70113609
>shitty female comedians
Are there any non-shitty female comedians?
Not trying to be a smartass, just really can't recall one I've seen recently that wasn't Tina Fey that made me laugh. Am I a humorless autist or can most women not into comedy?
>>70115642
ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm... yeano
Mad because fat
>>70114435
She's an unfunny hypocrite who has a grating voice and one of those faces that you just wan to slap.
>>70115315
Why do you have to torture us with these?
>>70113694
>I go between a size 6 and size 8
Pretty sure she meant BBC size.
Would you rather be on the cover of this one, Amy?
I bet it can be arranged.
>>70115315
Ewww.
Keep paddling, fattie!
>>70115642
lisa schlesinger is pretty funny. Manages to make jokes about the girl experience without being just another "lolvagina" hack.
>>70113609
>its not okay to be upset when someone lies to you
What if I took your picture op and you thought that it was for GQ , but I put it in playgirl for all the faggots to wank to you.
>>70116206
>not another "lol vagina" hack
Her whole special revolved around her "Raptorvag" joke.
That said, still pretty based for a female comic
>>70116284
it's more like saying you'll put him in GQ.
and then you actually put him in GQ
>>70116284
>implying anyone lied to her
i'm waiting for someone to come out and state that she signed a release form that blatantly said what it would be featured in
>>70115315
Okay, I am a lady-- and I can 100% confirm she is NOT a size 6-8. I wear a 6-8, you can't have that amount of belly fat/belly width and fit into a size 8, let alone a size 6. Size 6-8 is generally women who have thicker thighs,a bigher ass, bigger fits, but average waist/arms. She looks like an apple with that wide ass gut of hers. Amy is a size 12, MAYBE a 10 is she squeezes in that big old' piggy gut until she can't breathe.
>>70113609
Oh I'm sorry. Is she saying there is something wrong with BEING PLUS SIZED!!!!! Fucking whore. Fuck internalized misogyny and fuck this goddamn WHITE MALE patriarchy.
>>70116627
Most of them never leave the lol vagina and stupid empowerment jokes.
>>70113609
She was more pissed they grouped her with women that are fatter than her making it a point to point out she's a size 10 and plus size is considered 16.
>>70114435
Looks like the exorcist.
>>70114435
She's a Jew
>between a 6 and an 8
Bitch is between "Pork is Haram" and "Brotha" Tier.
>>70117360
This. She's something like 12-14.
>>70113609
literally nothing she says or does isn't insane
>>70113609
I'd have sex with her
>all this talk
She's fat. That's all it is.
>>70117360
Why do women have arbitrary sizes instead of just inches/centimeters?
>>70113609
Yo when will people realize it's OK to not be OK with your body
>>70113609
> AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA I'M A FATS DISGUSTING CRUDE WHORE THAT IS FAT AND CAN ONLY USE SELF DEPRECIATING HUMOR FOR CHEAP GIGGLES BECAUSE I'M FAT HA HA AND A WHORE AND FAT AND I LOVE NON WHITE DICK
>HEY YOU CAN'T CALL ME FAT
>>70113609
I wonder how long until she's cannibalized by her m8s for not wanting that company
>bonus: BETWEEN 6 AND 8 LMFAO
>>70117726
Easily a 14-16. I know this from being a chubby chaser.
Isn't she the one who got busted for stealing a bunch of material from other comics without crediting them?
>>70113887
She is a woman though, nothing wrong with a little figure.
>>70117360
I can confirm this. There's no way in hell that bitch is fitting into a size 8. She's in the double digits for sure. Maybe her fancy designers are altering the shit out of size 8's by adding a couple of yards of fabric, but that's the only way. She's lying out of her cottage cheese ass.
>>70115619
from shittapedia
>Size inconsistency has existed since at least 1937. In Sears's 1937 catalog, a size 14 dress had a bust size of 32 inches (81 cm). In 1967, the same bust size was a size 8. In 2011, it was a size 0.[4]
Holy fuck, it puts the whinebitching over "size 0" models into perspective, doesn't it
>>70117853
I believe size 6 is a 27-28 inch waist, and size 8 is a 29-30 inch waist. Amy Schumer has like a 33-34 inch waist most likely-- judging by that photo of her massive piggy belly
>>70118192
And she Stole their Lunches.
>>70113609
She eats between 6 or 8 doughnuts.
Jesus fuck end this woman
>>70118820
And a reminder of her usual behavior/"humor"
>>70113609
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qv0eWN8v_tg
the joke thieving jew strikes again
>>70113609
>Plus size is considered size 16 in America. I go between a size 6 and an 8.
Bullshit, she's huge. They'll probably increase the size to 18 now
>>70113609
>there's nothing wrong with being fat
>HOW DARE YOU INCLUDE ME WITH THE FATTIES
>>70114435 >>70115789 >>70117657 >>70117684
Scrunched fetal alcohol syndrome face
>>70113609
>Being plus size is OK
>I'm offended that somebody called me plus size
>>70118820
>That fucking face
Fucking repulsive Jewess
>>70117893
Kek, its really this simple.
Schumer is jewish nepotism at its worst, at its most degenerate. Even the biggest professional and genetic failure becomes rich and famous with the right connections. It's grotesque once it reaches schumer level.
>>70119120
Eyes of a man dead on the inside on that last one
>>70118924
Lol why can't she just admit she bought the joke or she had a writer write it for her? Like she didn't know they were stolen, she just got the joke from other people? The jokes were wayy too similar. We know Chappelle, Paul Mooney, Bill Cosby all had a bunch of writers. Shit I only know Neal Brennan because of how well he wrote jokes for these comedians. Is their ego really going to tear if people know they don't exclusively make their own jokes?
>>70117360
I wear size 8 despite being really chubby because I'm short. Size is also related to height. A thin woman who is really tall probably wouldn't fit into the smallest sizes.
>>70115642
any comedian that emulate man can do a good job. Its easyer to ugly woman and dykes. christofer hitchens once wrote that woman dont need to be funny. Man do, since ugly man can get laid by making a woman laugh, Also it helps on networking. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8S692f1tnuQ
>>70116284
When exactly did they lie? She knew she was going in that magazine, she just didn;t realise it was going to be a fat girl issue. i assume they didn;t tell her because they assumed she realised she was a fat girl
>>70119443
LMMFAO!
>>70115315
yeah, burn those calories
>>70117853
Because objective measurements stop them deluding themselves about how fat they are
>>70119120
JUST
>>70118820
>Plays a fucking whore in most of her movies and TV shows
>Gets mad when she gets called a whore
>>70113609
>I go between a size 6 and an 8
>>70117853
Women can't handle truth/objectivity.
>>70113609
This is a picture from the same photo series by the same photographer
Notice this picture didn't get famous but Amy's did? That's so all the fat ugly American women can try and justify their lazy shit appearance.
>>70118852
DUDE VAGINA LMAO
>>70113609
>female comedians
>AMERICAN female comedians
JUST
>>70113609
For a comedian she has the thinnest skin I've ever seen.
Maybe that's because it's been stretched?
What are the odds of marrying a cute petite girl and still being attracted to her in 50 years? I've been thin and physically fit most of my life, and I plan to stay that way. Women seem to universally hate fitness and eating moderately.
Is it just impossible for them to stay thin? My nightmare is waking up when I'm 45 and my once cute princess lying next to me is a 500 lb lardbeast.
She's got a point though. If she's not actually 14+ then she shouldn't be shown as some kind of "plus size model."
This is generally an issue for plus-size women when clothes shopping. Most of the models that advertise plus-size clothes aren't actually plus-size, which is obnoxious because it makes the clothes look better (more thinning) than they actually are.
So yeah even if she's size 10, calling her "plus size" is just misleading and not doing anyone any good.
>jewess not embracing diversity
Genuinely surprising
>>70120799
Very, very rare to find a woman like that.
Only one I can think of that still looks good in her 60s is Susan Sarandon.
>>70113609
>I go between a size 6 and an 8
I like women of almost all body types, and Amy Schumer is an annoying joke stealing cunt
>>70120937
I wouldn't doubt plus size used to be an 8 decades ago
I always hear Marilyn Monroe would be considered plus size model today
>>70114354
she's right though. size 4, 2 and 0 are the ones with no rolls. i'm size 8 and i have rolls
>>70121001
Julianne Moore will never stop being sexy.
>>70121266
That's bullshit and it's based on the fact that dress sizes used to be different.
>>70113609
Amy Schumer looks fatter than me.
Feels good.
>>70113694
If she is size 6-8 can I assume this means normal people are a size -6 to -2?
>>70113609
What a shit Lord
>>70121001
>>70121445
wew lads
>big girls are beautiful
>ok u r a big girl
>no
i love feminism
>>70121266
nah, thats horseshit
>>70113609
>>70114354
>All this time I thought I was an "extra extra large," but that's why my clothes never fit right. Turns out I'm a "medium!"
>>70121001
Dang, that's depressing. I can try my hardest to keep her active andbnot eating like a cow, but as soon as she decides it's okay to get huge I won't be able to stop her.
I'm most worried about pregnancy. Women seem to use that as the perfect excuse to never exercise again and too eat like a fatass. "Tee hee I'm eating for two now" becomes their rallying cry at the buffet. Each child becomes an excuse to gain 100+ lbs.
Plus the worst part is if I try and get a divorce I'll get fucked too. There's just no way to win.
is there a chart that shows examples of females who are confirmed dress sizes?
t. have no basis for these pictures because never talk to women and don't know what sizes females i know are
>>70121794
>teehee eating for two now
That's the funniest part cause it turns out you don't have to even eat that much more than they normally do.
>>70113609
Isn't comedian supposed to make something funny out of things like that? :^)
>>70121001
>still looks good
holy shit no lad
absolutely disgusting
aniston is the only oldie that is hot
and she will probably drop off rapidly starting at 50
>>70117360
L O N D O N
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>>70121910
I remember some 5'5", 100lb girl in one of my classes. She was pregnant and it looked like she only gained the baby.
Just eat all the nutrients you need.
Hell, plenty of athletes and models that have kids and don't get fat too.
>>70118820
holy fuck her face looks like one of a man
>>70118820
This really angers me. I think the guy actually was a beta and said sorry over and over again on twitter after this too.
Fuck this world.
>>70113694
Women really can't handle the internet.
>>70122009
Of course. and just as soon as one of them does amy can get round to stealing it
>>70122047
She's hot as fuck but look at those feet, jesus
>>70119120
Jesus Christ, I never knew
U
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T
>>70122554
They are nice
>>70119120
>those fat mommy tits
With it desu
>>70113694
>there is nothing wrong with being fat we are all beautiful
>did you just say i´m plus size? not cool
i can´t hold all those oxymoron-morons
>>70113609
>Between 6 and an 8
Wouldn't that just be a 7?
It wouldn't make much of a difference, because 7 8 9.
>>70115642
Margret cho's last act was her screaming rape repeatedly into a microphone when people started to leave she tried to fight them and blame white privilege. After that she claimed jet lag despite the fact she had days to get accustomed to US time again
>6-8
>>70113609
>I go between size 6 and 8
But that's American sizes, which is the equivalent to about 14 to 16 hectares of memory serves.
>>70119120
Pierce is a gorgeous man.
>>70119120
He is a feeder. I refuse to believe James Bond would be such a beta to let things get this bad.
>>70114435
Cabbage patch face.
>>70115619
that is true
same shit happened with shoes over the past 10 years or so. i cant get my foot in a size 12 shoe now and that was my size.
>>70113609
>>70117853
Becuase with the help of a slab of butter and a shoehorn they can force their way into a smaller size and claim it's their size, I also believe sizes differ depending on the maker.
Measurements are more grounded in reality.
>>70115642
Bonnie McFarlane
>>70121001
In her 50s
>>70117360
PLEASE BE IN
LONDON
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>>70113694
>there's LITERALLY nothing wrong with being plus-sized
>proceed to be offended about being called plus-sized
>>70125553
>Wait I supported all this landwhales so I could stand next to them and look prettier, I CAN'T ACTUALLY BE ONE!
kek
>>70113694
Her face is a size 16
>>70117360
She has a wardrobe crew that hold her pants while she take a running leap into them after which they use the jaws of life to clamp the pant closed
>>70125453
That's Carol Vorderman.
>>70121001
She seems older than that, doesn't she?
She will be 70 in a few months, though.
Cannot manage to find her attractive. Not since The Hunger.
Hahahaah take that jewess!!
But seriously she would be great to have in case of the apocalypse. That fucking chin can open cans
Protip For Amy Schumer: If someone features you in an article about plus-size women, you're a plus-size woman
>>70126215
I know, I was saying she's in her 50s
>>70113694
>I think there's nothing wrong with being plus size
>Gets mad when called plus size
Pick one.
>>70116009
>photographer takes stylish photos of cows all day
>lays on the grass, in the sun, snapping photo after photo of reliable livestock animals
>gets paid a respectable sum of money
living the dream
>>70113609
is she really plus sized?
she's just fucking ugly and weirdly shaped
>>70113609
>healthy
Wow liberals really do have a mental disorder. They can't even see objective fact if it contradicts their sheltered little ego bubble. Being fat is not and will never be healthy you disgusting Jewess.
Debbie Harry is 70.
>>70125526
Get out proxy bongistani
>>70120497
dang thats pretty good, the bags under her eyes really sell it
>>70113609
When you have that many rolls you're not plus sized.
>>70122921
There must exist a vid of this somewhere.
That's next level cringe female hysteria.
>>70113694
She really isn't fat though, it's just her face. She's offended because the standards for "plus size" would be quite small. She is definitely slightly overweight/chubby, but her limbs are quite thin in the OP photo.
>>70126969
>implying I'm not a high test white American just trying to get my rocks off
Wew, post more cows
>>70113609
>there's nothing wrong with being plus sized
>don't call me plus sized a it's offensive
Why do we let women do anything?
Isnt she related to that gun hating kike NY jew faggot Chuck Schumer?
>>70115315
If her tits were twice the size and her face didnt look like shit I would totally be into it.
>>70127106
It does,google it, im not wasting my data plan on you.
>>70127343
>not having unlimited data
Poorfags shouldn't be allowed on the web.
>>70126969
Darn you got me
>>70114158
An anon yesterday described her as having a "toddler face".
>>70127324
That's his daughter you fucking retard
>>70127467
>>70127343
>not using a T1 connection
>>70127560
Thought it was her uncle or something
>>70122280
>I think the guy actually was a beta and said sorry over and over again
He did. Everyone exploded on him for slut shaming or whatever garbage reason to get at him.
>>70115642
Natasha Leggero has her moments. Christina Pazsitzky is quite funny when paired up with Tom Segura in their podcast. Its weird, she can be very funny on the spot in podcasts but her act tends to suck.
>>70118551
(You)
There
>>70113694
>between a size 6 and 8
>>70124604
Why would they use melee weapons to break scales when they can obviously do it unarmed?
>>70127621
>not being neurally connected to the web via ghost
>>70127741
#Scalelivesmatter
>>70113609
>Thought this was about being put in the issue without her consent
>"I SWEAR I'M NOT FAT GUYS"
If you do alternate between size 6 and 8 (you don't) you're still chubby, not THICK
>>70119120
That wedding ring adds a couple tons to those photos.
I can confirm she is not a size 6-8
t. I wear woman dresses sometimes
>>70127560
Figures. Kikes gonna kike gonna kike.
She's not funny in the slightest.
>>70114715
All her jokes are written by Kurt Metzger who is actually funny.
The only worthy female comics are Joan Rivers who's dead and Bonnie McFarlane.
>>70113609
>between 6 and 8
Well maybe 10 years ago she was, but sure as hell she isn't now. Those thighs are at least 22 inches, her voluminous paunch is pushing 40 easily.
Just work as a custom tailor for ten minutes and you'll learn to just not tell a woman her measurements.
The only way this cow greases her way into a six is if the 1 is scratched out.
Also sizes vary wildly. A size six in Armani isn't the same as Chanel.
>>70127844
>not The One
I was a size 6 until I dropped below 135. There is no way she is a 6-8 at 160.
>>70126899
She became unattractive in the mid-80s IMO.
So did Cyndi Lauper.
Pat Benatar made it to the 90s..
>>70127956
Confirmed Joan was ad lib funny as fucking shit. Brutally honest, well read and on top of the news.
She was a kike tool but she was FUNNY.
Then she fucked up and outed Obama as a fag with a tranny wife and she got 86'd.
>>70121445
She already has a loli for the next generation.
>>70125010
Seconded.
>>70128131
>Then she fucked up and outed Obama as a fag with a tranny wife and she got 86'd.
The tell-all books that their subordinates write in the next 5 years will be funny as hell to read if they tell the truth.
>>70128063
>not being the Architect
>>70119714
Shouldn't you be on your way to be shot by a goatfucker?
>>70128274
>>70128063
Matrix got kind of celebrate-the-negroid-y there after the first movie. Lost my ability to suspend disbelief.
>>70114435
are you saying you're not attracted to narcissistic opportunists? well then you must be a sexist white male
>>70113609
that fucking heifer is at least plus size lol
>>70128403
Can't expect too much from two trannies stealing sick 90's anime culture for their degenerate movies.
>>70128166
>You will never cum in Julianne Moore's ass, and then watch as she pushes it into her pet loli's mouth.
>You will never watch them playfully swap your cum before rimming each other clean.
>>70128274
>not being the Architect's Creator
Why doesn't the media just not show fat people? It's a terrible influence on the youth. They'll grow up thinking being obese is okay and make the obesity epidemic worse.
>>70128700
I don't see the problem with obesity. It's a weakness. If you're obese, there's something wrong with you, you lack willpower or motivation, or possibly your metabolism is tragically flawed.
Either way, obese people die young - natural selection.
Let them eat cake I say.
>>70127108
she is straight fat in the OP. You fucking virgin faggot
>>70128553
>not being grand architect of the universe
>>70113609
>fat body
>fat face
>fat limbs
>gosh why am i shown next to plus sized models
>>70119443
>>70120297
>>70122566
>>70122675
>>70123506
>>70123659
>not realising that brosnan continued to progress towards supreme high test status well into his 40s
you fucking beta faggots. he fucks the ultimate primordial feminine breeding ideal every day and you attempt to belittle him for it. you are the fucking degenerate cucks, persuaded by the media's portrayal of the ideal sexual woman as some kind of skeletal nightmare with silicon ass and tits. Fucking kill yourselves degenerate media cucks. You have been completely brainwashed by another kike scheme: that is, get all white men attracted to a body type traditionally and erroneously attributed to nigesses and latinas - namely, massive disproportionate ass - and then shill that body type as the ideal until white men only desire non white women and breed themselves out of existence. Kill yourselves beta cucks
>>70113609
Femanon here. I am about her size and can fit into a size 8 so it's not totally off
>>70129509
How much butter does it take?
>>70113609
Plus size model
That is called FAT!!!!
Can't even argue with that senpai.
>>70118197
this. that woman was made to pump out children and have them sucking on her tits.
>>70129654
Ha-ha. Seriously does she LOOK like she's Adele's fucking size?
>>70129654
TOP ZOZ
>>70129509
Fitting your arm through the waist hole of a pair or stretch pants does not qualify at "fitting".
>>70129654
Mad bantz.
I'm not one to talk but if you removed the fat rolls and smoothed out the stomach she'd be attractive enough. 'Thick' in the meme sense.
Don't change the fact she's a spoiled nepotistic benefitting slut niece of that NY scumbag schlomo schumer.
>>70115315
Disgusting
>>70129745
Yeah, actually she does.
>>70129162
>not being the creation of the grand architect of the universe
>>70113609
She's a big girl.
Had she been baned yet?
>>70129162
>not being the thorn in his side
>>70129468
she could use a little exercise
>>70113609
that fat bitch is at least a 12. she's just doing this to stay relevant.
fuck her. people that do shit like this should be publicly executed for dumbing down the public dialogue.
>>70117360
You're still a fat pig.
I'm a 0-2 and this is after having a child.what the fuck are you eating?
>>70118852
She has no lips
>>70130132
Everything, obviously.
>>70130093
I hope she has a comedy central roast one day, so we can see get curl into the fetal position and start crying on live tv, then an old shakey Gilbert Gottfried who was in the middle of his monologue will snap.
>>70127741
10/10
>>70130416
I just want him to start doing audiobooks of romantic novels for real.
>>70129682
Fun fact: the average plus-sized model was a size 5 five years ago.
so is there a detailed take-down of amy schumer on youtube somewhere or is this just another silly hatedom
>>70114435
Wtf?
She looks like Dave Coulier without makeup
Rate comment and subscribe for my tweet
Is this the chick that does bits about fucking black guys?
What's that one "plus size" model with the short hair who's actually the hottest woman alive?
Any Schumer is double plus size.
>>70126899
A lot of people have forgotten what a smokeshow she was in her prime
>>70130132
and you're a skinny anorexic cunt. Eat a burger you bitch
>>70118852
And probably not much in between her ears, either, that isn't sex stupidity or libtard shit.
Girlfriends like that are boring and annoying when you aren't having sex with them.
>>70129745
For further reference, I made this just for you.
>amy on the left
>adele on the right
They're nearly identical-level fatties.
>>70125010
She also made this
"Women aren't funny"
www.imdb.com/title/tt3992752/
>>70118820
>>70122195
Will Ferrell: The feminist.
>>70130507
LOL. "He ran his hands up Anita's firm thighs. She sighed with the bliss of fulfillment and repressed longing."
Oh yeah, would love to hear GG read that.
>>70129731
Cant see this one doing that. She seems too self centered.
>>70127654
Probably because comedians tend to be liberals and they are forced to have a liberal stance in shows or they'll get booed..
I'd love to meet a female and turn her into a comedian. All you have to do is tell her to say the most offensive shit and talk about traditional values and the media will go apeshit, and she'll be a sensation in no time
People are so predictable that theres gotta be tons of ways to take advantage of that
>>70113609
Stop being a disgusting fat body and you won't be insulted you dumb bitch.
>>70131141
She was right.
>>70130676
i don't think they forgot as much as they never knew. people here don't remember blondie
>>70131089
Adele seems less fat in her bikini than in clothes.
Wonder if she dieted like a madwoman before the water pics?
>>70121786
Based
>>70113609
fuckin kek
>theres nothing wrong being fat
>but don't you dare call me fat, fuck you, i ain't no fucking fatass
>>70130574
Not a bad looking dude off, really.
Did he really spend some time with Alanis Morisette back in the olden days?
Is the theater story true, then.
>>70127649
But its totally fine to make fun of men for having small penises
My friend has a friend whos girlfriend constantly shames him behind his back like that for no reason
>>70119443
>realize that your acting life is dead, and you now do commercials for Kia
>also remember that you used to be James Bond, but also own a real Bond car
>head to garage for a game of pretend to drive away the pain
http://beyondjamesbond.kinja.com/pierce-brosnan-loses-aston-martin-vanquish-in-house-fir-1688384263
>>70118820
>dat hypocrisy
Keep in mind that Amy Schumer made a Ryan Dunn joke after his death in front of Steve-O.
>>70131490
>people here don't remember Blondie
gtfo of here right now faggot
>>70119120
How selfish of her to let herself go like that and embarrass her famous husband who has to be in the public eye. Justifiably should have divorced her and found someone who cares about their image more.
>>70119120
Last pic he's trying to distance himself….sad.
when I look at that picture, all I can think about is an even fatter woman trying to get out
she's a chub
size 6?
my sides!
Here's a very famous "plus size" model:
Yes gents, pic is "plus size."
>>70118852
She was Cute on Cable Last February.
Short Dress and most unexpected Jokes.
She is a force in Popular Culture. He legs also looked good. Face looked good. Cute Hair and make up.
Maybe she would have changed my life if I met her long ago.
Maybe she has been pregnant and had kids? Maybe she had some Significant Life Event and gained Weight? Maybe she fell in love and then got depressed when it fell apart?
Amy Schumer, I'd love to meet you and spend some time with you if you would be nice for a while.
Plus size is a weird thing though.
I guess it means boner inducing at this woman's end of the "plus size" spectrum.
She used to like being fat. Now she don't like being fat. Being fat is easier if you don't give a shit.
I think there needs to be another category in modeling, high test.
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>>70131089
Well I guess we all know why she behaves like a slut, she's just desperately trying to get a man to finally fuck her pancake ass
I would rather look at a woman with this shape than the stick thin waifs that the homosexual fashion designers and fashion magazine publishers enjoy.
>>70132469
I like this idea.
We could have four:
Twiggy
Normie
High Test
High Cholest
This is "plus size."
I say, no, high test.
>>70115315
There is no way.
My GF is an 8 and no where close to Schumer planet status.
>>70132605
You're onto something. I like it.
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>>70130588
rauphing out roud
>>70128091
WHAT? No way man, she's a babe. I mean look at that jawline. And at 70 she's still fine as fuck.
>>70130676
Those eyes. Holy shit. WEW
