Australians and New Zealanders only.
Commonwealth Realms welcome.
Cancer, the thread.
>>70102348
Dude, the weed.
>>70102395
Memes, the team.
>>70102395
Memes, the team
>>70102687
>>70102717
Bro, the samefag
>>70102768
What are you doing here?
>>70102768
intruder!
>>70101595
jolly old pommy bastard reporting in
I want an Australian gf to shitpost with.
>>70103344
They're pretty common where I am from.
Even the Asians are pretty based.
Hi guys... can, can I join?
Why did the main dominions of the empire split apart so much? Together, we are infinitely stronger, economically, socially and politically.
>>70103344
>I want an Australian gf to shitpost with.
me too. she could shitpost while i fugg her with my benis.
>>70103439
Well, you raped and pillaged our Ancestors... So I don't see why not.
Posting in comfy ANZAC thread
>>70103426
>>70103344
Yeah, there are millions of Australia girlfriends over here.
>>70103445
>tfw you will never bring AUS and NZ back under crown rule
>tfw two favourite colonies are forever gone
On a side note fuck Canada.
>>70103445
because Trump ran as Republican
>>70103524
Thanks
>>70103445
The Jews divided you
>>70103445
Someone got tired of running an empire i'm still looking for the bastard flag that decided to quit while we were ahead.
>>70103445
its hard to rule when it takes months between correspondence
it could be easier today but i dont want my head of state living literally half the world away
So how about that local sports team!
>>70103524
That actually reminds me...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMFvahxi138
>>70103439
maybe. nice helmet tho, 10/10, would fuck
>>70103445
I think we had to throw a few under the bus a little bit to get in the EEC because they didn't want commonwealth goods flooding Europe. it didn't help that during the war we told AUS+NZ to look to the USA for help as we were a bit busy driving around the Libyan desert.
>>70103734
Gallipoli didnt help either to be frank relative
>tfw the banterwealth will never be properly united again
>>70102687
>>70102717
Fag, the samefag
>>70103940
Never say never, chap. A storm is coming.
am i welcomed?
>>70103558
This.
Pretty sure the Queen wouldn't care if Canada left the commonwealth.
>>70104036
Fuck off.
My Great Grandad lost his legs because of you.
>>70103940
why did the empire come apart in the first place?
>>70104036
filthy ottoman
>>70101595
>>70104036
are you a muslim?
>>70104036
no lebs allowed
>>70104036
Mate, we're brothers.
In 1934 Atatürk wrote a tribute to the Anzacs killed at Gallipoli:
Those heroes that shed their blood and lost their lives ... You are now lying in the soil of a friendly country. Therefore rest in peace. There is no difference between the Johnnies and the Mehmets to us where they lie side by side here in this country of ours ... You, the mothers who sent their sons from faraway countries, wipe away your tears; your sons are now lying in our bosom and are in peace. After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
>>70103887
true, it's was a nasty affair. still we commemorate it because you chaps are team players and we lost a lot of our lads over there as well. if you ever visit bongland go to the Portsmouth historic dockyard they turned an old WW1 monitor gunboat (M33 I think) into a little exhibition on galipoli
>>70103989
I find it hard to stay optimistic these days mate.
>>70104036
You have to answer some questions first.
What do you think of Ataturk and why is he so based?
>>70104254
oh thats nice of him.
>>70101595
Awww how cute, the colonies set up a thread for themselves. It's so sad when the children grow up.
>>70104036
Do you accept Ataturk as your lord and savior?
Do you like based Rusty?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8CkLC4Zr2Mw
>>70103734
Worse than that is Churchill's partial responsibility for why we look to America for leadership instead of you, when the Japanese were advancing south at a rapid rate after the fall of Singapore we desperately tried to request our soldiers back home to fight the war that was rapidly approaching the home front and would become the Kakoda campaign.
However due to the nature of military leadership in the 1940's we still had all our armed forces at the British War Time office disposal and we had no control over where our troops were sent. As a result for several months the advance of the Japanese Elite Jungle troops into Papua New Guinea was fought off with militia who still managed to kick there asses and turn what the nips had planned for a two week hike into a long horrific brawl that wasn't similar to anything in modern war until Vietnam. Eventually we managed to wrest some infantry divisions back from Churchill at his great reluctance borderline tantrum but by that point our leaders had changed from seeing the UK as the guardian to the UK as the obstacle.
Since then the USA have been our best mate m8 your going to have to step the fuck up if your want to get the band back together.
>>70104036
Yeah sure
>>70104345
Do you think we would have done that same had we been invaded?
You have to remember that we were the ones invading Turkey. They were defending their homeland. There was a lot of respect between the two sides, both of our countries identity was forged on the shores of Gallipoli.
>>70104428
>get the band back together
>>70104254
> After having lost their lives on this land they have become our sons as well.
So the only good turk is a dead turk, got it.
>>70104087
he shouldnt be there in the first place m8 im sorry, blame filthy brits
>>70104131
>>70104146
no
>>70104151
wew
>>70104254
>>70104328
>>70104412
thanks m9s.
>Do you accept Ataturk as your lord and savior?
i do tbqh
>>70101595
Dude it's late. Maybe not the best time.
>>70102348
You know there's a reason why people talk to us and not you?
>>70104405
It's so sad when they don't, you pommy cunt.
>>70104555
You're alright m8, just don't fucking try to genocide any Armenians tommoz k m8?
>>70103887
We lost waaay more soldiers on the Western Front than we ever did at Gallipoli, but all through the war Dominion troops were used as cannon fodder and shock troops.
>>70104555
You're 50%.
Real test coming up;
What do you think of the King Of Sydney And Thailand?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdBoybKnzZw&nohtml5=False
>>70104555
Careful, he's a sleeper agent. Don't let him get too close.
>>70104592
It's porridge cunt to you skippy. It is sad when they still piss the bed and can't feed themselves properly.
>>70104499
thats really very nice and all but fuck islam
>>70104102
Two World Wars are quite expensive.
Also the Monarchy gave too much power to the government.
>>70104590
I guess you're right, isnt it almost midnight for you?
>>70104742
>that feel when your mum gets old and frail and starts fucking every muslim who wants her
>>70104555
>no
then you are welcome.
You're in a supermarket buying avocados when this guy slaps one out of your hand.
what the fuck do you do?
>>70104428
well i knew a rag tag bunch of shit posters did that in Papua new Guinea but i didn't know about about the whole business about the divisions under British command, so i learnt something today. as for getting the band back to together part one of that plan is getting out of the EU that way our cuck minded leaders will have little option to look at the commonwealth for increased trade step two would probably be some ideas about preferable scholarships so the young can create both personal and professional links all across the old commonwealth as for the rest (which would not include open borders or a currency union) well it would depend on how well the other steps go
>>70104555
>blame the brits.
Sorry mate, but it's not thier fault either.
It's Germany's fault.
Sorry for blaming you though. It's just thay standing in a trench for months gets your legs infected. Which is really bad if anti bitoucs havent been invented yet.
>>70104615
I think it was partially Beans correspondence and the fact that Gallipoli was the largest amphibious landing until D-Day. Of course it is annoying how we hype our defeat, however noble and glorious our actions in an impossible battlefield were, rather than what we actually accomplished in the wars.
For example we stopped the Nazi advance on the Suez Canal which if taken would have delayed the war by a few years, we have towns in France that give us thanks on the school buildings because we saved their bums in the war. We were the first to halt the Japanese advance in the Pacific before the Americans threw them the other way and we did it with bare militia wearing orange in a jungle environment.
>>70103445
the world wars fucked you up
>>70104896
Let go of that ghastly protien fart I've been holding in and walk away casually.
>>70104896
bite his nipples. hard.
>>70103940
>tasmania
>>70104896
statscunt
>>70104817
hahahahaha. Magical and true.
>>70104254
#notallroaches
>>70105037
Kek.
Do I count?
>>70104555
>be Atatturk
>no bullets no retreat no surrender
>orders troops to charge with bayonets
>victory or vahAllah
wew lad one based leader you had there why is Erdogen such a dickhead by comparison?
>>70105099
No.
>>70104817
So sad to speak to your parents like that. Still it's to be expected since we populated you with the absolute shit of our country.
>>70105050
hows the donut shop poopspouter
>>70105136
need one of these with a kiwi next to it tbqh
Can we make it happen lads?
>>70105168
Been at law school lad. Haven't been to the shop since summer.
>>70105195
Just fucking with you skippy, your good cunts.
>>70105136
Does it hurt you that you dumped the absolute shit of your country into a desert and 200 years later they've transformed it into a far superior country to your own?
Enjoy your sharia law tho m8y.
>>70105209
if you could turn immigrants into thrust, yes
>>70105136
You also populated it with some of your best redcoats and richest people.
>>70105269
Actually proud of that fact mate. Shows the genetics are strong.
Visited the National War Memorial in Wellington yesterday for the first time ever. There were a few old buggers in there chatting away. I'm not embarrassed to say but I nearly shed a few tears. Sad to see how the military has been so badly depleted in this country.
Why do we get called shitposters?
>>70105383
for shitposting
>>70105209
Too late.
America has already done fake tv footage of it.
>>70105269
Hang on, just re read that...far superior? Banter is one thing but let's not get carried away now.
>>70105383
Because every other Anglo country is jealous of our superior banter
>>70105282
lets try it! That spicy middle eastern/asian food might turn the little sods into high octane rocket fuel
>>70105372
we simply dont need a large military lad
>>70105533
better launch it in india tough
>>70104555
You lost the war.
>>70105209
>>70104669
mirin'
>>70105110
his corrupted ass needs to go thats all i can say
gtg now , take care m9s
>>70104254
>Mate, we're brothers.
>In 1934 Atatürk wrote a tribute to the Anzacs killed at Gallipoli:
Wow, you are fucked in the head. "We're brothers" to a roach?
Also, you people are so fucking brainless. You were used as cannon fodder in a military plan Churchill should have been hanged for (i.e., he never bothered to take into account the size of the cliffs and the terrain.)
And aussies and kiwis get even more butthurt than US rednecks when you point this out.
Fuck them and fuck you.
>tfw forming the british empire on eu4
haha ngl lads its top fun
fuck canada tho
>>70105613
>bullets hitting shells
>in the air
autism
>>70105633
Calm down fatty
>>70105684
They have the exact same shit at the War Museum in Canberra. I pointed it out to the dude leading a tour guide nearby and he just mumbled something and directed the group away to the next room.
>>70105771
these people make guns laws...
>>70103439
North Sea Empire? Yes please.
>>70103559
>>70103650
GTFO traitors.
>>70104036
Not in a billion years turkroach.
>>70103558
Leave the EU, kick the shitskin nations out of the Commonwealth, and turn it into a multilateral Anglosphere union. Eventually we will federate and you can have your empire back, sneaky style, like Merkel has done.
>The Brits c reclaiming their empire
They're the colony now.
What does ANZAC mean?
A New Zealand Australia Coalition?
>>70105919
Come on now Seumas, get back to the field, I want chips for my tea.
>>70105099
Yes, as long as you gib Ruger LCP..
>>70105633
You don't understand.
It's not about winning or losing, it's about sacrifice, duty and honour.
Now get out of the thread.
>>70105957
Australia New Zealand Army Corp
>>70105957
Australia and New Zealand Army Core
>>70105564
perhaps the gasses and the explosion from the burning poo will propel the rocket out of the atmosphere. I mean there are around a billion of the sods that must be a enough for the plan to work and if it doesn't hopefully half a billion sods are going to get crisped so its a win win.
>>70105957
Australia New Zealand Army Corps
>>70105957
Australia and New Zealand Are Cunts.
>>70105099
Yeah, as long as you're not one of those faggot yanks who say stupid, ignorant shit and act like niggers.
>>70106002
>>70106021
Make your mind up lads
>>70106021
*corps
>>70105972
I thought chip were haram in bongistan.
>>70105919
>>70106202
Get out.
You're not welcome here anymore.
>>70105852
SOON.
>>70104742
You can try to be a smart cunt all you want but in the end your the one getting cucked by refugees.
>>70106218
Just stop you fucking eejit. You have Muslim majority cities. Yer fucked. You deserve every last bit if it aswell.
>>70106202
fuck off ireland
>>70106258
US would be a client state or conquest.
>>70106258
Why isn't it red everywhere?
>>70106378
Not anytime soon. The Irish tricolour will be raised up in your queens house once we reclaim englandistan for our own.
>>70106568
get a load of this guy
>>70106568
>tireland
Why are Maoris seemingly much better than Abos?
>>70106568
>reclaim
Kek, The only country i can imagine Britain giving you would be Canada or Scotland.
>>70106669
>>70106683
>>70106689
Nice couple of bowsys riding the bongs knob. Will ya go away would ya.
>>70106687
Because unlike the abos, they had a proper civilisation. They had a common language, and actually invented other things like boats instend of just sticks.
>>70106785
Quads confirm.
>>70106335
Over 90% white here lad, I'm doing just fine.
>>70106813
>anzac thread
>tireland telling us to leave
lmao
>>70106687
theyre part asian. they originally come from taiwan and mixed as they were traveling with papua new guinians i think.
>>70106355
Spaz, Muslim majority? Get a grip laddie.
*farts*
>>70106813
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT
>>70106928
>Get a grip
No, that's the problem. You have too tight of a grip on Mohammed cock.
>>70106813
>Nice couple of bowsys riding the bongs knob. Will ya go away would ya.
you type like a leprechaun.
>>70106355
>You have Muslim majority cities
England doesn't have any Muslim majority cities dipshit.
>>70106689
>Ireland taking Scotland
Top kek, they're welcome to try. They could send all 10 of their soldiers over on raft made of guinness bottles.
>>70106258
Oh fuck, keked when I saw Sweden.
>>70105691
>Calm down fatty
wow, such witty, biting, and original humor. Also, you can bet the convicts calling americans "fatties" are the morbidly obese ones themselves.
In all seriousness, has anyone ever come across a good, informed, serious post by an Emu war veteran?
All bullshit aside, I can't think of one. Your "Anzac" is a joke, you are clearly an Akmed, please leave Australia.
>>70106982
>get a grip
ok, 4 of your best rubber thanks Tireland
>No singaporeans
>Commonwealth/Anzac thread
I hate the brainwashed citizens here.
>>70106982
I'll give you 2/10 banter score. Must try harder and didn't I tell you to get back to the field? Wouldn't want another tattie famine now would we.
>>70101595
I've got the perfect song for this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E22gszljklc
Skip to 0:30
Kiwis are the nation equivalent of sand rash.
>>70107073
>P-Potato famine
Is that all you have? We sent you back home with your tails between your legs. We nearly blew up downing street. And what do ye do? Ask for a peace treaty. Cucks.
H-hi?
>>70107155
who?
>>70106960
>*farts*
typical bean eating behaviour
>>70107020
In all seriousness,I've been to WA 4 times and have never seen a fat aussie before.
>>70107215
good lad, come back anytime if you arent muslim
>>70107178
Nearly lol ffs mate. We raped and pillaged our way through your country. your probably a rape baby.
>>70107267
If I was muslim I would have blown up the first time I gone there.
(Seriously,fuck muslims)
>>70107186
Hello mate, what are you doing here?
>>70107303
>This is modern day Britain
I actually feel sorry for you.
>>70107215
>In all seriousness,I've been to WA 4 times and have never seen a fat aussie before.
your point? If you come to the US and go to NYC, LA, Miami, Seattle, San Francisco, etc.. you won't see fat White people.
The fatties are in the white Trash areas, and a huge proportion are niggers and Mexicans. You can never be successful in a big city if you are a fat ass.
>>70107355
Looking around
>>70107346
good lad, bring some nonya kaya next time
>>70107372
>stop knives.
RIP.
>>70107066
hello singapore!
>>70107421
>You can never be successful in a city if you are a fat ass.
G-A-B-E-N
Ataturk was pretty based.
Shame turks are muslim, otherwise we could be best bros.
We would be able to share a few cold pints over some Pork Chops and Shrimp.
>>70107480
Hello there!
Not to offend,just curious.
Is vegemite really that good?Or just something overrated.
>this thread
It's an Aussie shitposting thread in disguise, isn't it?
>>70107675
It's not amazing.
But it's not terrible either if you eat it properly.
>>70107705
Wew lad.
>>70107675
when you have a cold, vegemite on some toast with some orange juice is 10/10
Daily reminder that Australia is the most powerful nation on earth
>>70101595
>>70102348
>>70102395
>>70102687
>>70102717
>>70102768
>>70102953
The rare unbroken combo. Well done everyone.
>>70107705
Every Aussie post is a shitpost.
It's Global rule #69
>>70107675
im not a fan but it is edible if you just use a small amount. i do like the bitterness. its something you eat as a snack though and i dont really snack outside of meal times. i cant believe i typed this much about vegemite lel.
>>70107705
what thread isnt an aussie shitposting thread?
>>70107860
Daily reminder Australian is the most powerful race on earth
Fuck off Anglos, you dont deserve your own thread
>>70103676
One 3ntire third of the news
>>70107860
Nice vehicles.
Still,why is that soldier wearing a cap and a bandana?
Don't all militaries use helmets?
>>70108121
bulletproof caps m8
>>70108056
You can thank me for running the Anglo scum off. They fear an angry Irishman. That's their weakness, that and their chins.
>>70107860
Those ARH Eurocopter tigers are going to be phased out of service and completely scrapped in a few years cause they are the biggest shitboxes ever.
The NH90s are apparently not much better but we have to make them work.
>Our European weapons acqusitions have been total junk. Hope we pick the Jap subs over any other more eurotrash offered.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-35965855
The UK government is thinking about imposing direct rule on the crown dependencies.
The empire is coming back.
Your welcome to join commonwealth.
>>70108056
>Most poweful race on earth
>Doesnt derserve their own thread.
Kek.
>>70105633
>be american
>kill brits to have independence
>talk shit to turks because they defended their homeland
>get shot
>>70101595
A-Am I welcome?
>>70108266
Yeah sure,
As long as you make us some tea and use the toilet.
>>70108266
Hello pajeet,I think the requirements are posting a picture of your toliet.
>>70107112
GIVE ME SOME FUCKING (YOU'S) DAMMIT I DIDN'T EVEN SHITPOST
>>70108202
>They fear an angry Irishman
not when theyre 5 foot drunks though
>>70108396
>>70108347
Sure :DDDD
>>70108361
Fuck
>>70108396
Here (You) go
How do you commonwealth fags just assume you are of English ancestry?
You could be of Irish or Scottish or Welsh, to say nothing of other Euros.
>>70108233
Respect the "Rights of Englishmen" from the 1689 bill of rights, which includes the right to bear arms.
Otherwise can't join in your cuckdom.
>>70108439
>Coming from the home of manlets
That sun must be shrinking ya.
>>70108396
nice shitpost, john.
>>70108396
you
>>70108530
Thanks for letting us get raped by the Japs.Everyone here now look like half jap half chink.
>>70108530
I have Scottish Ancestry, but I'm 3/4 English.
>>70108541
im short but i cant help it, too much irish blood.
>>70106568
If you promise to remove the Pakis then I'm ok with this
>>70108675
>>70108632
We thought you would've liked the waifus.
>>70108530
I did one of those ancestry DNA tests and I'm 80% British, while the average in Britain is like 60%.
>>70108530
i have irish, french and ukrainian blood but im mostly english. australia is culturally english.
R u happy now
>>70108632
don't worry a couple of battle ships will stop the dead in th-
Oh shit.
>>70108917
Isnt it 1:20 over there?
How long are you staying up?
>>70108863
what is the other 40% of the average brit?
>>70106813
wtf is a bowsy?
>>70108213
Please tell me they will be replaced.
We also share in the NH90 pain. Should have just bought some fucking blackhawks or something. Fucking hell piece of shit cunts.
>>70108915
were they jewish?
>>70109025
>won't your mum get mad at you??
>>70109079
Pakistani
(Yay first singaporean shitpost itt)
>>70109025
Why go to bed when theres nothing to do when you wake up.
>>70109094
A gomey
>>70109140
Kek'd
>>70109025
Unlike Australia the government doesn't tell us when to sleep.
>>70109079
German, French, general 'West European', a bit of Scandinavian and a bit of Iberian. This is off the top of my head but its something like that.
>>70108056
thanks pepsi
>>70109199
Oh yeah and a significant amount of Celtic genes.
>>70108863
Britain = wales, north ireland, scotland and england
how the fuck can you be 80% British? Isn't that a little broad?
>>70109095
Apparently our army is satisfied with using armed drones as a replacement for hitting targets and a light chopper for reconnaissance.
http://australianaviation.com.au/2016/02/troubled-tiger-set-for-early-retirement-new-light-helicopter-for-special-forces-on-the-way/
So yeh no proper gunship replacement.....
>>70109133
>>70109150
>>70109182
Just concerned about fellow Anglo's mental health.
>>70109361
work night shift them talk to me about sanity i have to stay up all of tomorrow as well.
>>70109182
I often forget kiwis actually have a government, do you have a kiwi kung or a prymunuster?
>>70109361
Lighten up
>>70109450
Lmao kek
>>70109462
sup sydney bro , u enjoying your chinks ?
>>70101595
Who /greens/ here?
>>70109321
I don't think there is that much distinction between those areas, genetically. It doesn't include NI though, that and Ireland had their own 'category'.
>>70101595
>>70109450
kek
>>70109450
we have what you would call a queeeiiinnn
>>70109140
lel
>>70107204
Lactose intolerance. Give me milk or yogurt and I will fart even louder every 30 seconds.
>>70101595
This thread is sorely lacking in flags that represent the best Anglo-country.
AMERICA.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8
>>70109712
America isnt great enough.
It won't be until Trump becomes President.
>>70109327
mfw trying to pick up girls in the NH90, crash the fucking helicopter. Embarassing
>>70109425
Wow.
That sucks.
>>70101595
For the Anglos' brotherhood
>>70109199
is this ancestry.com? if so, im mostly english but came up as 30+% irish and 30+% western european with only trace amount 3% british. i cant explain it. when i was doing my family tree everyone was english.
>>70109712
I love America,but you guys have too many degenerates.
>>70109182
>Unlike Australia the government doesn't tell us when to sleep.
Yet.
>>70109327
A bit fucking stupid when you have LHDs. How are you meant to launch an amphibious landing without gunship support off it. Just a hoard of crapstick NH90s?
