I got an 8...for MAG8 again
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How do all you NEET betas score? http://ricepuritytest.com (pic related)
i just jerked off reading this list
>>70101589
Well, you got at least >99 then. Nice job.
>>70101459
He looks like a wild dog with rabies.
>>70101905
Pretty sure he had AIDS, dead now.
got 12, that's good right?
>>70101459
78
Anyone under 50 isn't worth the time of day desu senpai.
>>70101905
That's because he was.
>>70104502
>78
faggot
>>70103996
>12
Doing God's work.
>>70104581
I know right? Only the best people get a 93 like me
Is a high score good or bad?
>>70104740
Jesus why is my fake jew account showing up?
48
Is that bad?
83.
Anything lower than 75 is degenerate.
>>70101459
go fuck your borther Merle on stage GG
>>70102074
he overdosed on heroin, he got the money to buy that much from Jenny Jones
>>70101459
>47
me n gf get jiggy alot apparently thats a bad thing
89
what the fuck do the numbers mean
Actually put effort: 51.
>>70104793
Or ex military now married
13
>>70104927
>89
>what the fuck do the numbers mean
Means you need to leave your mom's basement and live life a bit.
>>70104731
which god?
2...
>>70101459
I got a 37. is that good? bad?
what did i just do
>>70101459
mfw i got 72 and i cosnider myself as close to autistic as possible without being able to get diagnosed.
>>70105299
>2
Which 2?
61. I still have no idea if this is good or bad, but judging by some of the questions I'm assuming the lower, the better.
28
I don't think I would want it to be any lower, and I definitely wouldn't want it to be significantly higher. Yeah I'm pretty comfortable with my 28.
57
25. I ticked almost every box.
>>70104740
>I know right? Only the best people get a 93 like me
So you got all the jerk off and porn ones, and what? Hand-holding?
>>70105251
>which god?
ODIN
>69 is just a question mark
WHAT DO I ANSWER
>>70101459
> Your score: 91
I'm a virgin who only masturbated, drank a little alcohol on holidays and been questioned by a police as a witness.
>>70104773
If you check all boxes you get 1, so the higher the score the purer you are.
>>70105299
Absolutely harem
>>70101459
i got a 26 motherfucker.
i think i might be your daddy.
>>70106322
the question is " 69?" as in, have you ever been in the position known as "69"?
are you stupid or just a virgin?
72
>g.g. allin fan
>not a socially dysfunctional neet
pick one, degenerate.
>TFW you got a 95
92.
Sadly I've only been kissed when I was younger but never sex.
>84
>for a moment I thought higher score was better until I read all the other posts
88 and I'm a FEMALE
>>70107103
You're either lying or perfect, which is it?
>63
>TFW had plenty of girlfriends and sex but am not some beta that tosses her salad or does anything more than fuck her missionary style.
>Also I might've? Gotten police called on me but it never goes anywhere because I play it cool and have cop friends.
>>70107183
I've posted here before.
Jabbers was good.
Carnival of Excess was good.
Country covers (Scumfuc Tradition, Pick Me Up on Your Way Down, Outlaw Scumfuc, etc) were good.
Select songs such as Hanging Out With Jim were good.
I Want to Kill You was also a good song (David Peel cover)
And.. You know what? I'm a GG fan. Fuck da haterz.
>>70107351
>88
How about we bring that down score down 30 points or so?
Your score:
39
>>70107418
I saw his last show in San Francisco, good times.
>>70107351
post tits or FUCK off
this dick ain't gonna entertain itself
30...
>>70107351
Blease marry me :DDDD
>>70107206
>some beta that tosses her salad
Toss salad -> anal -> A2M. Now that's a good first date in my book.
>>70101905
>>70102074
>>70101459
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsnpsMpSggQ&nohtml5=False
>micropeen
>completely nude
>shits in the ground and smears it on himself
>jerks off with the shit
>drags a girl to the ground and fucks her face with his shitcock
>throws feces at the audience
30, but I feel like anyone who is/was in a long term relationship would get something around that.
33
I'm a degenerate:(
>>70107897
I'm here visiting my boyfriend's hometown, he lives near the border and Spain is really beautiful from what I've seen :) but I've only been to Galicia so far
Have a blessed day!
>>70108642
>>70108253
Meant to quote the both of you but there you go :P
>>70101459
22
I was a fucking degenerate growing up, what can I say? I've seen the error of my ways and cleaned up my act since and it's paid off.
>>70108642
>bf
DIE YOU SLOOT!
75
>>70108689
>Meant to quote the both of you but there you go :P
Ditch your boyfriend and come hang out in sleazy San Francisco for a while, then you can go back to Spain and marry Anon, everyone wins.
93.
55
say´s: hot nights here won´t cost u purity points.
what does it mean. Im fuckin based? :D
>>70101459
>http://ricepuritytest.com
36
>>70104502
>under 50
the only way you can get over that is by getting an STD, Getting someone preggers, orgies and criminal record.
>>70105178
>http://ricepuritytest.com
yeah, ex military here too, I got a 12
27
Never been in a relationship.
>>70110129
You know it just subtracts points for everything you check. Less is worse.
>>70105302
same, 58. guess i'm not as bad as i thought
30
85 :(
84, so im pretty pure, or what?
>>70101459
I got an 89.... But I'm a white, neck beard, overweight, and currently going for a mechanical engineering degree. Some days I don't see the sun and others I don't even see a woman. Help....
>>70101459
55
ok?
>43
Anything under 30 seems more dysfunctional than anything.
What I did to get under 50 is pretty degenerate already.
>>70110261
Hope you cleaned your act up m8.
>>70110213
>>70105178
Now this, I understand.
I got 98
I am the master race
>>70106653
M-Marry me Sven..
>>70104740
93 represent
33
Gotta get some orgy points son.
Solid 95.
My hand got 95 too.
39 here
>>70107351
Also, nice tits
>>70101459
97
I laughed when my non red pilled friendly friend got a lower score
32 senpaitchi's
34, feels good.
I got a 57 is that bad?
>>70110896
Also my school is about 55%white, 25% paki/Arab/other, 10%asian, 7%basketball American and 3%actual African. This shit is too damn multicultural for me, I hear Arabic in the halls almost as much as English. The one saving grace is that most of the middle Easterners seem to be rich spoiled kids, which drive to school in brand new mustang Gt's, so I don't think they are the exploding kind but I'm still nervous.
>>70107351
Vai à merda, puta do caralho
>>70101459
51. Not a bad 6 months
Did the test and got 57.
I still don't understand the point system though. The lower your score, the less impure you are?
And impure in what sense?
>>70111903
It's a percentage
>>70101459
47, huh not sure if that's bad or good
87
reeeee, etc.
>>70104740
>>70111214
>>70109399
Hello fellow 93-virgins
68
>>70101459
>79
So pure
Scored a 38, am I a degenerate /pol/?
>>70107351
Face it faggits is she ahs a high score shes not gunna let you fuk here for weeks on end doing crazy shit is she...
>>70101459
>45
>being this normie
>kissed a non family member on the lips?
wat
Scored a 23. I'm pretty sure it just tallies up all of the boxes you didn't check.
42
Basically if you've had a long term girlfriend you've had sex with in a lot of different ways, you're fucked.
>>70105178
Ayyy. Got a 24. No arrest record or hard drugs past LSD.
98%
Now what?
I got a 66. Never had a long-term relationship, I'm somewhat of a vanilla sex guy. (on 4chan!?!)
But I've gotten the shit done that I needed to. I think 66 is a decent score.
>>70101459
19
Basically checked every single box besides the bestiality, orgy and incest shit.
>>70112177
You must be. 46 here, and I checked the orgy box.
I'm not degenerate...right guys?
39. Is that good?
>>70109744
I have the absoloute same outcome, fug dis shit
>>70104502
Same score here.
>>70101459
50-60 master race reporting in
Welp, looks like I'm a degenerate...
>>70112792
You are a cutie
>>70113072
>emustralian
>above 50
lad, have you even lived?
>>70112763
Share details about orgy pls
>>70113072
What is 50-60 for others, is 500-600 for Aussies.
>>70101459
87
What exactly does this thing measure? Your degeneracy level?
>>70106854
Same
I wish I could become that outgoing kid I was in my youth.
>>70113751
It measures how normal you are. Anything above a 65 or so means neck beard, while anything below a 30 means you're a whore. 65-30 is where most normal people are.
>>70113870
Fugg :D I guess I gotta get laid
>44
Does this make me a normie?
>>70114337
I got a 46 m8. Looks like we're in the same boat...
>>70101459
Anything below 80 is absolutely degenerate
>84
Drugs and porn desu, never kissed a girl
>>70114847
89 - what are you, an embryo?
wish I could abort you and break that magical ceiling beyond 30 desu
32. Does this mean I'm degenerate?
>>70115111
If you have a Japanese flag, you cannot be anything but degenerate.
So half of /pol/ are a bunch of degenerates the other half are neckbeard virgins and there is a tiny precentage of normal users?
>>70101459
60
although i don't appreciate "held hands" being worth the same amount as "engaged in bestiality"
>>70115303
I think that sums up /pol/ quite well.
>>70115303
Anyway, that's where the power of this board comes from. When two opposites can find a common ground, their case must be pretty strong.
>>70115303
>So half of /pol/ are a bunch of degenerates the other half are neckbeard virgins and there is a tiny precentage of normal users?
I've suspected this for some time.
87
>>70115295
>If you have a Japanese flag, you cannot be anything but degenerate.
kek
67
53
46
Only been with two women
95...
Just fuck my life
63.
Only one girlfriend/sexual partner.
6
>tfw normie
94
I'm almost a saint
>>70116359
same here nordbro
just a few more years to nurture my wizard powers until the big 3-oh
>>70116298
10
>tfw I thought I was screwed up
53
>>70105183
I'm 27 and currently live at my mother's husband's house.
I scored a 14
>>70101459
Bite it you fucking scum
>>70116555
Hahaha, so you're his wife's son?
41
Did I pass?
>tfw had to check "danced without leaving room for Jesus"
Father forgive me
>>70101459
64
Interesting that i've never actaully had sex
>>70101459
>21
what did I win?
40
Feels good man.
>>70101459
17. I was unsure whether to count "being handcuffed by police" since I was dating a cop at the time and she wanted to try them out on me, so I left it out.
>>70101459
29.
I'm pretty sure I checked the vast majority of those. I guess not doing hard drugs keeps me low.
>>70118112
Oh fuck I misunderstood.
I swear I'm not a degenerate.
48 and I'm boring as fuck
22!
37
pretty comfy with it
did basically all of the sex ones except the ones like bestiality and never been in trouble with the law or done drugs
>>70115303
which ranges equal what category?
>>70118971
Something like 1 to 35 is degenerate 36 to 60 is normal and 61 to 100 is autist.
I'd have to redo the test a few times to see but that's my guess.
>>70117528
>21
>what did I win?
Herpes.
>See a question
>It has the word sex in it
>Immediately skip
>>70107351
Whoa
Is that M50 Reising?
>>70119423
This
You can't talk important political matters or decide who is white and who is not if you aren't yet a MAN
and you can't be a man if you haven't got sum of dat pussy yet
>virgins please quietly and orderly leave the board
>>70107996
I saw his last show in Austin. he dies 3 months later. show was hilarious.
>>70119265
didn't your people remove kebab? how do you end up a permavirgin weeaboo in a nation like that?
Got a 91
Doing slightly lewd things with my sister as a little kid fucked me up.
>>70119600
Nice, who was the opening band?
>>70120351
a shitty band with shitty gear. Merle almost called it off because of the shitty gear. GG started throwing pieces of the drum set at the audience and the owner of the kit was trying to retrieve the pieces. audience kept throwing pieces back at GG. owner of kit was getting pummeled by audience for trying to stop the exchange. kek
>Tfw 92
>>70108740
21 here. I've seen some shit.
>>70115303
I love this place
54
>>70101459
I thought that image was Stefan Molyneux for a second as my eyes where blurred.
97
Literally the only boxes I ticked involved fapping to porn.
89
im 18 and still a kissless virgin
pls help guys
>>70121993
Get money.
42. And I'm an extreme introvert with social anxiety
>>70120755
Good times!
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.
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Count the dots.
>>70101459
28...fuck man
Your score:
42
>being above 50
fucking degenerates
>>70101459
72.
How much of a faggot does that make me?
>>70122088
i hope this isn't the only way
50 here
>no sex ever
>79
wew
92.
It's interesting how people are only on the extremes here. No 50s or 60s here
85 rip
>>70122874
you're retarded
>>70108407
I guess id be as angry as him if a baby had a bigger dick than me.
>>70101459
94. Permavirgin docked points for fapping, basically.
WTF I have to leave /pol/ and never come back
I didn't realize there were so many betas here.
If you can't even get a girlfriend or atleast fuck a chick don't even think about "saving the white race " or "stopping the jew" You aren't even men
27, feel i can do better.
>>70101459
43 what does it mean?
>>70107351
>wig
>obvious photoshop of tits
>man shoulders
>male jew nose
nice try fag
>89
That's not a good score right?
91.
Got a 41
62 points.
I had a gf once and did all sort of kinky stuff with her, we dated for a year and a half and then I get pissed off and dumped her because I thought I could fuq with everyone, I thought I was a sex master. I'm now NEET and haven't seen a vagina since 2013... Anyone here that has passed through same situation?
>>70124485
>That pic
I literally laughed so hard I vomited. My stomach hurts so much.
wasn't even like trying to mess with it
>>70125028
>52 points
Fixed.
Please wake me up
>>70105178
current mil here
got a 30
56
Seeing an escort averted the virginity points.
93
>>70101459
Mods, this thread is not /pol/ related.
Please lead them to
>>>/b/
46.
Pretty much done all the sex stuff, not stupid enough to do the arrested/drug stuff. Will never.
>>70101459
My score was 32. I have a feeling that's a low score and I'm a terrible person now.
>97
>>70128048
>this thread is not /pol/ related.
But it is...a sociological study to determine the based vs. beta index of /ppll/. Fascinating results. I love that all the military anons are in the 10-30 range, I'm guessing a lot of that came from R&R.
