Italian thread. Only post if descended from true italian badasses.
>Descendant of WWII Italian General
>>70082863
Not general Im retarded, I meant to say Liutenant
>>70082863
>being proud of having heritage in the most pitiful European military
>>70082863
Mussolini's one and only mistake was launching Italy into WW2 when they were obviously not ready. Pre-1938 was goat-tier.
Ay how ya doin?
>>70083127
His mistake was replacing all commissioned officers with political appointees with no military experience
It was an army led by politicians. Those poor fucking soldiers were doomed.
>>70083255
>fake mustache
>no tan
>doesn't have 27 medallions and crosses on his chain
>hairless body
>not a pizza margarita
>french bread
>no cigarette
>your mom not sucking him off under the table
this picture is shit
>>70082863
Half-Italian here.
>>70083623
Whats the other half
>>70083761
Scottish Irish and other random British.
ayy spaghetti pizza pasta ayyy
>>70083873
Almost thought you were mudslime buddy. Carry on
>>70083988
Ayy Guido
>>70084004
Will do friendo.
Who /loveslemons/ here?
mamma mia Mario , that's not spicy meatball-a
>>70084207
Luigi you-a forgeta to makde-ada pasta
>italians
>good at war
Hhahahahahahaha oh boy
>>70084452
Never said they were good.
>>70084452
>Latvia
>relevant opinion
HAHAHAHA oh boy
>>70084452
oh boy , try to say it again-a me and Luigi we'll fuck-a you up-a
>tfw Italian citizenship
If Clinton wins at least I have a future.
>Muh spaghetti
>much tomatoes
Fuck Italians. You guys aren't even white
>>70084567
>Italy
>future
Guido I............
>>70084657
mamma mia you are very rude
Let me see those loavely meat-a balls!
>>70084657
Better to be italian than a pussy beta like you!
>>70082863
Then I'm out 'cause I descended from Venetian nobility.
>>70084945
>merchants
>nobility
choose one you filthy commoner
>we wuz emperors and shit
>>70084452
i mean they where good in when the roman empire was a thing right now they are the scum of europe next to the greeks
>>70082863
reporting in, descendant of Romulus.
> like we actually give a fuck.
>>70085400
Still 8th economy in the world pedro
>italian badasses
Northern Italian master race checking in
>>70082863
>great grandfather was one of Mussolini's personal buglers
Not a general, but pretty cool in it's own way.Made his own wine and limoncello every year. taught me how to whistle loud with my fingers amongstother things.
rip papa
>>70082863
>lost the war for their side in both ww1 and ww2
K, such badasses
>>70085400
I really don't get this meme.
We are still one of the most important countries and are active in various important roles.
I mean, for example we built 3 of the ISS modules and other stuff there.
>>70082863
>tfw Grandpa had an old Italian flag and a Nazi flag in his attic
Proud to be a pasta nigger. But I still hate the overly nationalistic wops in Canada and America.
>my aunt in Italy has an autographed picture of Mussolini sitting in her basement
>my hippie cousin with dreadlocks will inevitable inherit it and most likely sell it or destroy it
>>70086173
This, I'm Italian but I don't go out of my way to point out how superior Italian culture is to random people. It's fucking annoying
25% italian here
My grandfather was named "Benito". After Mussolini.
>>70086226
What would Mussolini do? Do you think he would just stand by and allow things to go to waste? You know what you must do.
>>70085400
pay for the wall
>>70082863
Shortest book ever written, "Italian War Hero's"
>>70082863
Descended from Northern Italians who moved to Chicago in the 20s. My great grandfather killed a handful of Austrians during the great war.
I speak a smattering of curse words, and have an ass so hairy it'd make a fine rug.
Vaffanculo motherfucker
