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ITT: We post like it's 1940.
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>mfw poland gets invaded again

JEWS BTFO
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>>70064175
Are flappas degenerate?
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Ce monsieur Hilter me parait très charmant.
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jews did 14/88 lol
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>>70064175
Man, I'm sure glad we didn't tell Poland about Germany's plan to invade. Now I'm making a KILLING selling shit.
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Going to the east to kill some commiefags.

Wish me luck guys. They said we gonna go to Stalingrad. Will be alot of fun.
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>>70064710
Oh yeah, well I'm gonna give M3 Stuarts to Uncle Joe.
NAHTZEES BTFO
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>>70064175
Get ready Italians and Albanians we're steamrolling you this year!
Mussolini grab your spaghetti and run, we'll hunt you down in Rome!
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>>70064175
hitlers boyfriend make his way through the party ranks. as nicknamed by the fuhrer himself, the 'gobbler' makes his way up the party ranks by diminishing the value of his opponents. it is none other than, jospeh goebbler aka "Gobbler" aka Hitler bf
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>>70064710
In 80 years you will be a Muslim country
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I'M FROM THE FUTURE! DON'T GO AFTER STALINGRAD JUST TAKE THE OIL AND WIPE THE SLAV SCUM OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH
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HITLER IS LITERALLY HITLER
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So hey you know this country has a big ditch right? You could totally abuse it.
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My unit's headed to Poland. We'll be back in a few weeks.
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>>70065182
>fuck you i'll do what i want you faggot.

- Hitler
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>he thinks Roosavelt is going to win another term

WILLIKE FOR LIFE FUCK FDR
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bucks n wenches for sale, three shillings for two
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>>70065282
Sorry we don't speak Panamanian in Germany. Could you rephrase your question in German so we can understand you?
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>>70065537
Honestly, this was the reason Germany lost ww2. I get that Hitler wanted to be the big guy in the room but c'mon....we could've been living in utopia by now.
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>>70065658
So hey, wissen Sie das Land einen großen Graben Recht hat? Sie könnten es total missbrauchen.
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>>70065182
I SAID HIT THE OIL! BOMB THE OIL AND TAKE IT!
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>>70064175
Balticbros, those mutual assistance pacts with USSR are a scam.
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>>70064175
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>mfw japs actually think they can defend okiniawa
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>>70064434
So did you heard the news ? a team of prussian niggers in the east are building up a country kek
inb4 those stupid dutch niggers think they can go through our maginot line
Just try you fkn pussy I'll fucking woop your ass just like my father did back in the days
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>>70066124
>mfw you're thinking about war
WTF dude? We're gonna stay out this time.
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>>70064175
allah who?
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>>70064175

>1940
>Be me
>18
>Good job making war supplies
>Steady pay
>Just married high school sweetheart
>FDR nominated for third term
>Announces we will be come "The great arsenal of Democracy"
>Sturgist held for first time
>Chicago bears blow out the Redskins 73–0 in the Championship Game
>First McDonalds opens
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>>70064175
Last man to the Rhine is a rotten egg.
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>>70066241
i'm sure they'll do some bullshit that makes us join the brawl
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>>70066412
top kek I'm not even sure why this made me laugh as hard as it did
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>>70066410
wow this greentext had a tragic ending
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>>70064175
mein jazz niggers with the tippy tap piano make mein ass groove. I lose.
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>>70066311
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>>70066515
its just that classic australian shitposting
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>>70064175
Communists are the mongrel scum and degenerate outcasts of a morally upright society, I hope to see the Fuhrer deal with them severely and harshly, they should be mercilessly uprooted and expunged where ever they may be. National Socialism is a superior ideology which values the racial purity of the Aryan Germanic European race. It is an ideology of the mindset of superior and righteous upperclassmen, not mongrel subhumans and low-lifes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlDNrHGUoOQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvthNcsV6xA
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Woah! Anyone else see that huge flash of light near the Los Alamos hotel?! What was that about!
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>>70064175
Our based dictator is telling us to go to the mountains in Albania for some reason, something about an ΟΧΙ, I'm not sure.
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>>70066937
any sound wid dat?
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>>70067123
It sounded like a big rumble kind of like a truck passing, it kind of startled me because it started to shake my motel room
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UK getting cucked by the Germans, kek

Hitler isn't so bad, too bad he's allied with the Nips
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>>70064175
#notallgermans
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>>70064175
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up
>tfw ryssät charge after immobilizing the tanks
>tfw ryssät gets moved down by MG fire
>tfw ryssät won't stop charging
>tfw there is so many dead bodies that they take cover behind the others
>tfw after a moment of quiet, the tanks roll up...
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*yaaaaaawm* call me when its almost over
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>>70067711
I heard you fags will be preparing an expeditionary force to send to Italy
HAHAHAHAHAHA
What are you going to do? Pick bananas for the allies?
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>>70064175
Hey eurofugees!
Don't come to South America. Enjoy your shitty phoney war in your fucking savaged clay, you barbarian scum. Stop sending jewroaches, we don't want them here.

Let's build the fucking wall already. Lets make Latin America great again. Who /mestizo/ here?

There will never be a Chilean Dictator more based than my General Ibañez. He knows where commies and nazis belong. In the fucking bin.
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I'll wait 60 Years till i can inmmigrate to united states illegaly or help america in the upcoming wars and get citizenship.
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>>70066647
>Australian
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We need to kill all of those commie SS people.
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>>70068021
Hello fellow Latin American! Keep your eyes open and remember to not trust the Eternal North-American
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>>70064175
>>70064175
>>70064175
>>70064175


i could really use some firewater right now cuzzin
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>>70064175
unga bunga

rockstop not take me trade-ins

fucking rockstop
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Lol brb guys going in nazi place
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>>70068864
Lol k hes already dead when we went in wtf germany
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>>70064175
That art school faggot
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I don't know about you guys, but I think this Hitler fellow is alright.
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>>70069090
I mean he was voted man of the year in Time Magazine of 1936
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>Is National Socialism a party of peace?
Unsurprisingly, Sweden has received them with open arms. Such tolerance.

>>70067864
Greece needs to ask for money to finance their war.
Sure they will pay in time. :^)
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>>70067711
You have no phone Brazil nigger. Will send pigeon.
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Guys! I just got my first post on the USS Arizona. We're training for the next few weeks but then we get some sweet time off moored at Pearl Harbor in Oahu.
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SLOPE YOUR FUCKING SHIT HITLER.

AND SHOOT WHATEVER JEW ROLD YOU FLAT ARMOR IS A GOOD IDEA WHILE YOU'RE AT IT.
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>>70068021
Who knows, you may get an even more based dictator in the future.
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>>70069247
Our economy was stable back then Chile, learn some history
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>tfw japanese canadian

holy fuck, im glad i'm not german right now.
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>be me
>technology expert of Nazi War Machine
>give idea for jet propelled planes that would give us the edge over our enemies
>get told no on grounds it does not look cool enough
>dreamscrushed.jpg
>begin making wierd helicopter planes and shit with leftover parts
>mfw my planes could have saved Deutschland
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I hope the SS and Fallschrimjägers are ready to get btfo because here comes a battalion of Canadian infantry you faggots
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Why are you not joining Hitler's crusade /pol/?
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Guys I heard Franz Ferdinand is gonna be killed soon!
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>>70069752
> 1940
>Ferdinand
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What the fuck is that out in the fjord? ILD
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>>70069752
>American education
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>>70064175
Get these bloody krauts and Tallis out me blasted African colonies. Blighters are messing up me empire!
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There are some rumors out of the USSR that Hitler is preparing a massive invasion. Shits about to hit the fan
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Guys, GUYS!
A bro in Denmark says some krauts are going to invade Sweden. It's fucking happening!
Is BBC broadcasting? Anyone has the link?


>>70069537
kek, you were doing fine when the British was taking care of your finances.
>mfw, Chile was recked in those times anyway.
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>>70064175
Mussolini is a pretty good guy, Brazil should follow his steps
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Guys I know you don't believe me but there's gonna be a happening in America soon.

Don't elect Lincoln in 20 years! It's gonna be bad! Bad enough for there to be a war, seriously don't do it!
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>>70070181
>British taking care of our finances
Again, you don't know Greek history, you should shut the fuck up.
Our government back then was a dictatorship, whose leader, nobody liked, especially the Brits, and we lost the Battle of Crete, because of the retarded leadership of the Brits, so please, learn some history, and then post about us.
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Listen guys, Moseley is right. Let's just join the Axis and rid the world of Communism.
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Gonna get hung if I don't get this enigma decoder done!!! AAAAAaaAAAAAaaaAAaaaaAAAAAAA
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Mom and pop are saying me and me 11 brothers need to go off to serve with the Germans. Heil Hitler and such, I tell you what
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HOLY SHIT ITS HAPPENING! REPORTS OUT OF HAWAII SAYING THE JAPS LAUNCHED A SURPRISE ATTACK AGAINST THE PACIFIC FLEET.

AMERIFATS BTFO
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>>70070485
>Implying that americans are fat
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>>70070379
>Dictators
>not being a puppet of the British Jews

Stay deluded and pay your debts.
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>>70064175

Can anyone tell me why the fuck Churchill is focusing so much on the air force? It's not like Hitler will try to invade us, he keeps sueing for peace.

Also, what the fuck happened to France? Why are those retards putting all their defences in one place?
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>>70069752
I know this is bait, but fuck i cringed
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>>70070652
The dude literally closed off all the Freemasonic lodges, so yes, he wasn't a puppet of the British Jews.
Learn some history, then post Juan.
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>>70070726
>The french legitimately believe a German invasion would be a repeat of 1914
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>>70070766
>gets assmad about terminology on a Somalian fishing forum
*Guys I think Franz Ferdinand is gonna be assassinated soon!

There is that better for your autism?
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>>70071062
Dude. Just stop. You're making it worse.

Please be bait.
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BRSB ECVW JWJU LBGO UOJA APNN YETE MPJX QWPI SQZW OCEH UPRY KTZD BJCW OCUV GHGS FTFT OSGK TJPX SXUU NIDG DFZK GYPU FLGB VUYH DTOD RMCG HSMR BBNM AFDV RCRG GIMV OVLH CXEW NCLQ ZNEI NSB

I bet you faggots can't even crack my enigma message.
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Oy vey goyim, would you like some high quality iron?
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The Germans are trying to build fighter planes with rocket fuel. Top fucking kek, everyone knows you can't fly a rocket ship! These fucking idiots are going to blow themselves up!

They're also building an artillery cannon mounted on train tracks. The entire track has to be aligned with the targer and the cannon is disposed of after 3 or 4 rounds. Meanwhile they are building something called a Tiger tank. If it's anything like the rest of their engineering, it'll be a fuckin laugh.

Germany are so fucked. We will win this war in less than 6 months.
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>>70069752
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>>70071149
Idontgetmemes.jpg
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>>70064175
OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA DESIGNATED STREETS AT
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>>70071149
Dude nobody gives a shit that Hitler shot some old French king.
>OH NOOO b-bbut it started WWII
Maybe look at where you are or go back to /reddit/. We don't mind Nazi's and we don't care whether or not you think they committed "war crimes". Just fuck off.
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>>70071244
Look at this faggot with his fancy fucking calculators while I'm out here in the Alamagordo desert working on cool secret superweapons.

Legit, your project will have NO impact on the world once the war's over.
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Getting real tired of these "U" boat things blowing up all our trade ships. Goddamn Germans.
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>>70071768
I know what you're up to.

Is it a really big boom in a really small package?
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>>70065151
Nice joke Canada hahaha
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Bunch of boats from Germany came ahore. They were filled with Jews. They must have got lost so we told the Germans and sent them back.
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>>70071716
A
FUCKING
BRITISH
COLONY

>>70071768
>he doesn't realize the importance of a general purpose computing machine
top
k
e
k
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>>70071716
Fuck off Azad Hind. Literally sushishit curryniggers. Only one worse is Ghandi.

Do you fucks SERIOUSLY want to give up the Empire to get cucked by the Japs?
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>there was never an eastern front general

Imagine the shitposts
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>>70071877
You ever had flash fried sushi?

>>70071926
Even if it turns out to be significant the Jews will just end up using it to promulgate degeneracy.
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>>70072166
No, but my little boy and that fat man over there want to
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>>70071934
I'm pro-british, faggot

>>70071926
What if I told you that in 80 years, all those niggers you own right now will be doing a pro-black fascist movement?
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>>70072293
>he knows codenames
Reported to OSS, you fucking Kraut.
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Mamma mia germania whata are you doingo ?DVX MEA LVX
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>>70072166
>>70072313
>talking about impossible things

Sorry, can't hear you over the RAW POWER of my GENERAL PURPOSE COMPUTING MACHINE THAT BREAKS ENIGMA CODES
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>>70072313
Then why don't you fight for the crown?

And relax, we'll never have a problem with niggers if we just outbreed them! How on earth would the white birthrate ever go down?
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>>70071149
We're different people. I'm the original, check IDs.

Yeah it's bait.

I know World War 2 wasn't until 1960s
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>>70072356
I'm actually Julius Rosenberg you stupid goy
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>>70072125
>no top bantz from North Africa
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>>70072378
GODDAMIT ITALY

YOU FUCKING INVADED GREECE AND ENDED UP WITH GREEKS INVADING YOU HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN

THIS IS LIKE THE GREAT WAR ALL OVER AGAIN

>>70072455
Yeah, in 15 minutes, maybe it can tell us the times tables again!
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might join the ss
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>>70068021
Hey, the Peruvians are preparing an invasion on our soil. Based Chile help us!
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>>70072529
GODDAMIT

ADDIE'S RIGHT

SOMEONE GET THIS JEW TO GERMANY ASAP
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>>70072455
>>70072473
I-I need to tell you the truth
I'm actually from the future
You need to save your race before its too late
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Hey, New Yorkers. Any thoughts on this businessman who's buying up all of Queens right now?
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TRUMP STUMPED
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>>70073051
POO IN THE LOO
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Why the fuck are these gringos building bunkers in our land?

Oh, hold on...

Yeah they just shot another student in the Canal Zone, fucking cabrones
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BRB guys need to grab more punch cards
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>>70073230
I don't get what you mean, anon
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>>70073054
Make Queens Great For Once
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>>70064175
Really Europe? A SECOND world war?!?
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>>70064175
> tfw no war

Who /comfy/ here?
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>>70073246
I sure am glad we will never give you the canal that American money, time, and lives went into building
I also hope you are enjoying our economic gift to you good friend Panama
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>>70064491
What country is this leaf flag?
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>>70073672
/comfy/ fag reporting in
Although I'm worried about some sort of "resistance" I keep hearing about
I hope they aren't planning to overthrow the Empire
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I heard from my cousin they are at war with Finland. I hope he winds
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>>70074101
*Wins
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>>70073938
What the hell? Why do I have this flag?
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>>70074153
HAHAHA IT ALMOST LOOKS LIKE
A UMMM A....
>A FUCKING LEAF
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>>70074153
Haha! Look at this faggot! Hey maple nigger, take a lesson from Prussia and get
>A FUCKING BIRD
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>>70073975
I heard they're led by some hippie Faggot.
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>>70074811
Doubles confirm.
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>>70074811
I heard it was led by some old faggot called Gandhi or something?
Wait, is he the hippie?
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>>70065151
They'll be a nigger in the white house before that ever happens
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>>70075283
Yeah. "Peaceful protest"? What a loser. I bet he doesn't even know how to fire a gun OR poo in the loo.
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>>70075607
Ha! I know right? We'd never be stupid enough to let a nog lead AMERICA.
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>>70075760
Haha, I'd be damned if that ever happened
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>>70073458
Yeah, right? Those baguettes just need to give up and join the Rich, or whatever it's called.
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>>70074153
This one is much better imo
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some of you are alright

Don't go to Poland tomorrow
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>>70076363
Kek, I mean heil hitler
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>>70076363
kek'd
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>>70076363
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>>70076363
Herr Fuhrer approves your post
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>>70070485
>1940
>be me
>me and my bros are havin a good ol american bbq on the deck
>nice sunday here in pearl
>go to get me some more beer i stole from the petty officers bunks
>i turn arownd and Captains right there
>forces me to chug down all the beer i touched
>idontfeelsogood.png
>tells me i got to "scrub the poop deck"
>opens the door to the shitter and kicks me in
>get knocked out as my head hits the toilet
>wake up
>cant wake up
>save me
>"save yourself asshole" comes from the other side of the locked door to the shitter
>fuck.png
>start to take a massive drunken shit (you know the kind) because bbq,beer and "why not im gona be here a while"
>loud screeming
>guns firing
>worry
>boat gets hit my a masive explosion litterly rocks the boad baby
>worry harder
>massive explosion of water fire and metal blow the door off its hinges and hits me in the face just as i squeeze out a huge turd
>worry at maximum level
>get sweeped up by the rushing water, good thing i dont have any pants on because i dident wipe
>magicly make it to the deck all my bros are eather dead or in the water
>semi flacid cock begins to erect, i say its from all the cool shit happening, but it was probably the wind and my dick hitting my leg as it floped as i ran twards the twin 50 cal mg
>begin shooting at whatever these flying things are
>one flying thing gose head on
>erect=penis(democracies+freedoms)
>60 years from today i will visit the memorial to those who have died in this harbor and smile knowing the jap's last vision that i killed was seeing my hard dick that was covered in shit and bbq sause as it flaped in the wind
>that feel alone is better then nukeing misubishi or hong kong what ever it was
>sometimes i feel sad for canada, its real brave of them attacking us, poor slant eye, atleats the fourtion cookies they invented are good
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>>70070485
Amerifats?
What do you mean?
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CHURCHILL IS LITERALLY HITLER

CANADA INDEPENDENCE WHEN
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>>70077363
WHAT THE FUCK
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>>70064175
wew lads churchill just said he wanted to invade russia the absolute madman
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Hey Germany are you really going to move out of our country when Rudolf Hess returns from england with the peace treaty?
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>>70064175
/pol/ in a nutshell.
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>>70077901
>Implying that your not just Germany's hat
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>>70077901
Sure will! Just lemme get in my plane, i have an appointment with a scotsman that will help bringing the terms of peace to mister churchill.
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Help, i am being hunted as we speak! Germany is planning an invasion through the low countries into France.
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>>70076186
POO
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>>70078636
>American
>Low Countries
Get back in the munitions factory.
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>>70077704
Isn't the Statute of Westminster enough?
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>>70078722
Eh?
What do you mean, anon?
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>>70065084
HTTPS://youtu.be/uUyDcGSMPEQ?t=250
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>>70078774
ROYALIST KEK SPOTTED

GO BLOW THE KING
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Japanese invaded some islands near where I live!

Thank God, nobody cares about Alaska
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Finland vs Russia
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>>70078900
Firstly, nice doubles.
Secondly,
>that Jew nose
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>>70078834
IN
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>>70064175
I'm so happy we're winning the war.
Herr Hitler gave us back Transylvania and other regions with Hungarian majorities.
God bless him, surely the tide can not change from now on, Hungary will prosper alongside Germany.
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Пoльшa нaшa!
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Friendly reminder Hitler is a kike shill that wants to create a Jewish state
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Isn't the guy in OP's pic the manlet faggot who hid in his bunker while he forced young boys to die in a war before eventually killing himself?

LOL
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>>70077363
KEK
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Ukrainian here. Should I join the SS or the Red Army. I have no life so I really don't care.
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Fucking Japanese faggots keep taking our oil for no fucking reason cause third world cunts. All Japs are is slant eyed Hoover faggots trying to spread Multi japinism
>A
>FUCKING
>CIRCLE
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>>70079615
>do nothing
>get shot anyway
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WE SHOULD ROUND UP THE JEWS AND PUT THEM IN LUXURIOUS LABOUR CAMPS SO THAT THEY DO NOT INTERFERE WITH OUR NATION-WIDE GOALS WHILE EARNING US A PROFIT, AND SO WE CAN FILTER OUT THE BAD SEEDS LATER, WHAT DO YOU ALL SAY?
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GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW
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>>70079767
BUILD A DAM
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>>70064175
Well, as a Soviet citizen I'm not worried. Though Hitler is a fascist, but our Great Leader, the Father of the People, Yosef Visarionovich Stalin signed a peace treaty with him against the capitalist pigs. Soon we will overthrow the bourgeois Finnish government and retake Finland as a Finish Peoples Republic. Eastern Poland is already incorporated into Ukraine and Belarus. We live in a biggest, most peaceful country in the world. Long live the International Communist Party! Thank you are beloved Father, towarisch Stalin, the true successor to the teachings of Marx-Engels-Lenin! Hurrah!
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>>70079918
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>>70079918
Forgot your proxy, Trotskyberg
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Thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xx8Z2JFL44

Nothing sounds more like home
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>part of a heavy machine gun company
>sitting in a freezing trench for hours on end
>the Russians won't stop coming
>the lieutenant comes over and tells us that the Russians are going to try another attack soon
>the Russian artillery shells haven't even hid or evaporated the bodies of the last attack wave yet
>my partner grabs the last ammo belt from the bottom of our cache
>the heavy artillery barrage is finally lifted
>silence
>a wave of Soviet conscripts start pouring towards us yet again
>mow them down mercilessly, it's us or them
>killed so many Russians that I'm diagnosed with PTSD
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>>70080102
>>70080078
Well, not really. I'm a Russian emigrants. Both of my grandfathers fought the war. One was in charge of an artillery battalion which pretty much annihilated Konigsberg defence line over the river.

The second one is behind the flag throwers. Both were officers.
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>tfw you will never serve in the german army and btfo commies
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>>70080793
>Implying the commies didn't BTFO the Krauts
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>>70070766
Not even bait m8
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>>70077363
>my hard dick that was covered in shit and bbq sause as it flaped in the wind

>hard dick
>flapping in the wind
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>>70080440
Fucking Stalin. Executes and imprisons all the decent officers, then sends a bunch of retards to fight Finns. The irony is that most of the Finnish officers older than 40 are Russian Empire officers trained in Russia.
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>>70079712
Such is life in the zone
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>>70081361
Are you by any chance Shlomo Shekelberg?
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>Quebec doesn't want to help save Europe.

Fucking traitors.
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>>70081585
Are you by any chance dysentery ridden subhuman? Serious question though. Obviously, you have one computer for the whole family. Now, while pooping outside, do you take any measures to clean your hands before letting the next member of your family use the computer? Or all the shit runs in the family, as they say.
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>>70081899
Never clean my hands before I use the computer
That way I can shitpost literally
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>>70081652
The frenchies would just surrender and cost us the war, this is a job for the Anglos
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>This Thread
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>>70080587
Which front did you grandfather fought in. My grandfather fought in the first Belorussian Front
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>>70082122
Fuck off Apu and clean my boots
>mfw it's illegal for Indians to immigrate here
I can't wait to go back to Brampton and see my wife.
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>>70082377
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>>70082464
I'm not brown
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>>70066558
Haha me to
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Man, it sure is comfy here in Hawaii. This truly is paradise. I hope nothing comes along and spoils it. I'd hate to have to be in the shoes of some European peasant as they mow each other down again.
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>>70069752
Too soon.
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>>70082377
What flag is that?
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>>70082711
Americanu pigu you Will a payuu sugoshi hariaki ayazuki!
>>70082834
You're not joking are you?
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>>70082962
I've never seen it before
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>>70083095
It's yours dude
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>>70083119
Hmm
Weird
Must be because i'm an illiterate native
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>>70068359
What a remarkable man.
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>>70081000
checked
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>>70070181
Not yet but I hear Sweden will have plenty of BBC soon
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Anyone else been sent to occupy the fucking Faroe Islands?

This shit is so boring. I wish I was invading Norway.
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