If the UK was a father, which of it's kids would it brag about to it's neighbors?
Which kid would be the NEET?
>>70056655
before 1950's, Canada.
during 1950's America.
after 1950's Australia.
>>70057066
this and any period New Zealand
Based NZ, I will be with you soon.
>>70056655
I feel most connected with Aussies + New Zealanders.
Americans are retarded, Canandians got a new flag, but Aussies + Kiwis share our Queen and speak like us the most.
Canada is the goody two shoes faggot kid that was always the favourite because it was so well behaved but is also insufferable at the same time.
Australia was the retard ADD kid who did bad in school and was kind of a disappointment but now is becoming successful and turning their life around.
America is the Whore daughter who ran away on the back of some dudes motorcycle.
>>70057331
fuck off loser
>country roleplaying, AGAIN
Back to that website
>>70057331
I always thought Canada was the daughter who got on the back of America's motorcycle.
>>70057066
Why the fuck would it brag about a country that lost a war to birds?
>USA
Was pressured too hard during his youth to get good grades and become a lawyer, leading to a severe argument and falling out with his dad. Eventually he became very successful and achieved great wealth and started to work on repairing his relationship with his father, but it's never really been the same.
>Canada
Never really a high achiever but managed to overcome the awkwardness of being the only one in the family with a different mother (France) and enjoys a great relationship with his brothers.
>Australia
The only one who still visits on a regular basis to talk about the cricket.
>New Zealand
Does well for himself but remains a little distant from the family because work keeps him so busy.
America is the successful former jock
Canada is the NEET liberal arts major
New Zealand is the quirky artistic type
Australia and Ireland are the retarded trouble making twins
India is the exchange student
>>70056655
None would be NEETs, which says a lot about the anglosphere.
>>70057705
>Ireland
>Implying Brits ever wanted the bog
>>70057066
This
>>70057443
Good bants
>>70057490
Doesn't feel right to me because Canada isn't rebellious in the slightest. Maybe they're the little sibling of rebellious America and ride on the back of their motorcycle but at are still home in time for dinner
>>70057705
>Canada
>not the autistic engineer
Senpai, pls.
>>70057507
Because we didn't turn out like Canada.
>>70058168
Thats Hong Kong
Australia is definitely the son who keeps getting DUIs and does construction work.
>>70057331
>Canada
>favourite
Fuck off, you're like the jeb of the bush brothers.
When I go to sleep at night I pretend you were never born,
America the successful wall street investor child who owns a dozen cars, multiple homes, goes on exotic vacations.
New Zealand the gutter punk ne'erdowell who just sorta gave up at life.
>>70058237
Solid shit mate.
>>70057331
This pretty much sums it up, Why the UK named their daughter Babylon is anyone's guess.
>>70058732
>you're like the jeb of the bush brothers.
>When I go to sleep at night I pretend you were never born,
I did laugh and I agree with you on the jeb bush thing but come on mate the last part was just uncalled for.
America is the first son, dad was sort of delinquent and they would punch on.
USA entered the world full of the testosterone one gets from dominating their father and did very well.
UK is proud despite differences, USA is thankful despite rocky start.
UK can't brag because of the previous bitching about their relationship.
Canada is the second, UK let mommy baby them too much.
Canada is that guy who's girlfriend broke up with him and never recovered.
There is little pride and there are even thoughts of writing him out of the will.
Aus & Nz are twins. UK was very strict with the bigger one and made sure they had no advantage they didn't earn. Young adults, despite being twins they have distinct personalities and are both seem to have taken flight without issue. NZ came out as gay. Australia seems to be taking a trial and error method to fitting into its neighbourhood.
Only time will tell.
>>70058939
America is the fat autistic retarded child that causes problems wherever he goes. A complete embarrassment to the family.
Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland are in the rape dungeon. Nobody speaks of them, some have forgotten they exist. Though they say if you listen closely, you can hear the haunting screams of Scotland late at night.
>>70060014
Israel's nose is too small
>>70056655
Uk is one of this fathers that transfers to transgender when the kids are grown up. Because he fullfiled his biological call and can go full gay now. Could happen to you too.
>>70060014
guess who's goku.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kchxOJtM7oA
>>70056655
We're the clingy kid that really wants to be the same as dad, but he forgets our birthday all the time
australia is the derelict feral child who plays out till 8pm with his mates and doesnt wear shoes
canada is the awkward emo teenager thats still going through a stage of rebellion and ends up killing himself
south africa is the son that will killed by a gang of niggers for being on the wrong side of the tracks one night
america is the rebellious overachiever who ends up fat lazy and broke
basically a bunch of fuckups
>>70056655
>UK will never like us
I only like the US, Canada and the prison colonies can fuck off tbqh
>>70060701
i hate you too cunt thanks for the island
>>70057705
>America is the successful former jock
america's not bill dauterive
>>70060557
what flag is this? its like australian flag had a menstrual cycle.
>>70058732
>Fuck off, you're like the jeb of the bush brothers.
kek
>>70060989
More like the Australian flag drenched in the blood of the Moa. Aussies couldn't fight off a gaggle of emu.
>>70060989
That's the Falklands
>>70056655
Australia and New Zealand are my favourite.
Canada would be the neet.
>>70061446
moas were cool why nz why ;_;
jk i know those dirty evil maoris ate them all
>>70057331
>America is the Whore daughter who ran away on the back of some dudes motorcycle.
Kekked so fucking hard
>>70056655
We're the NEET.
We debated even bothering with independence and fought against it while Australia was begging for it.
We're the only ones keeping the Anglo/Francophonie rivalry up. All other Anglos should be ashamed.
>>70061783
explain to me why i should give a fuck about france in 1 word or less
Mexico is ur son
>>70061964
For the last time paco you're not related to us stop showing up at family events
>>70057622
France was never our mother. She's a whore and a former resident but now lives in the backyard in a shed.
>>70061917
If you don't want to punch a F*og you're not Anglo
>>70062079
We are americas bitch, you are my family UK
>>70062312
jej
>>70062190
they are cucks and their wine is shit and their food is awful, i know that much
>>70057705
Argentina is the estranged ex-gf.
>>70057705
>>70062519
Another pic (I like this one better)
>>70056655
It wouldn't, the UK's family has brought nothing but shame to it.
The US ran away from home and didn't speak to UK for many years and is known as a loudmouth asshole.
Canada has done basically nothing with its life, has no job, and spends most of its time talking shit about the US while living in his basement.
Australia and New Zealand are backwards, shitposting cunts who took on all of their father's worst qualities.
South Africa was killed by niggers in a back alley mugging.
Hong Kong went back to live with its biological father and tries to pretend the adoption never happened.
>>70060986
You guys are biff
>>70057331
/thread
one of the options in the letters of last resort, should Britain fall, is for the commanding officers to put their submarines under Australian command, this is Britain's samson option, it would give me comfort to go out imagining the thermo-nuclear shitposting straya could get up to with trident, hopefully they'd nuke india and create a giant smelly brown mushroom cloud that suffocates the whole planet.
>>70057705
>Australia and Ireland are the retarded trouble making twins
kek
>>70063101
Maybe Biff with Almanac powerup
>>70063492
>straya finally gets to glass cunts for real
you absolute madmen, I love that plan
>>70058237
Canada is a wonderful country. You wish you were us with our mountains and snow and loyalty. We also have a top-notch international reputation.
>>70057705
Ireland is obviously the drunken uncle.
>>70064430
That beats his wife.
USA - Rebellious older son who left home as a teenager over differences with his father, and is now a ruthless corporate bureaucrat who begrudgingly feels the need to send his parents money now and again.
Canada - Introverted middle child who is happy to keep in touch with his parents, works an unremarkable job for a median salary and loves to smoke pot and go hiking. Shares an apartment with his Chinese room-mate.
New Zealand - Second youngest son who nobody really pays attention to. Keeps himself to himself but looks favorably upon his parents, often emulating his father. He is a talented painter who has produced many paintings of natural landscapes that he has put on display in his home, but beyond this there is nothing of note worth mentioning about him.
Australia - The youngest of the family, he is hyperactive, frequently misbehaves, and was born over a decade after his brothers as a result of a drunken romp between his parents. A practical joker, he takes nothing seriously and works obsessively on his own eccentric hobbies. Was sent to live with his grandparents as a child and was never asked to come back.
>>70061493
>>70062519
https://youtu.be/bdxvedxPhNU
>>70063711
Now that's fucking gay.
>>70065192
well you're the frenchman here
>>70056655
America is the rebellious kid who left home as soon as he could. We've dealt with a lot of hostility from him over the years, but we're proud that he's become his own man and built an empire that rivals our old one.
Canada is the second son who tries to emulate America but is too much of a goody-two-shoes to really fly the nest and become truly independent. He embarrasses us, as much as it feels wrong to admit it, and is generally much less popular than he thinks.
Australia is the NEET. Sure it's nice that he stays close to home, and he keeps an eye on little NZ most of the time. But at the end of the day, we'd rather he didn't spend all his time sitting down under in our basement and shitposting.
>>70065192
Fr*g OUT
>>70065382
>>70065192
Which country is the 'bottom' when it comes to the Chunnel?
>>70065274
Yeah, tells you something when even a french calls you gay.
Also, we hate the guts out of the brits, there's no romance here, just an history of blood and endless conflicts.
>>70057314
I don't feel connected to you pretentious cunts at all, you snobs can get fucked.
>France likes us more than the Brits or Aussies
WTF i hate other anglos now
>>70063711
>>70065192
https://youtu.be/bM-lddfU3TE
get out of EU
>>70062081
Don't call mom a whore
>>70065742
We like you, mutual or not. The talk of frog's legs and surrender is mostly just bants.
We've been friends and enemies by turns through the years, but we've never been without each other. It would be a real shame not to form some kind of bond after all that shared history.
>>70065996
wow so Americans love us but we hate them for being cucks and electing a negro among other things
>>70065382
Australia is allowed to be a NEET, everything outside of their house wants to kill them.
America = "fuck u dad" the country
>>70066632
Perfidious Canada
>>70066247
The hatred is mainly because most of the time in those conflicts we're at the sad end of it, brits always managed to fuck up our plans, from the first empire to the EU.
>>70057331
Canada was the goody two shoes, Milhouse who got asthma attacks.
>>70066996
You wait scumbag, Minnesota will be ours
>>70057331
fuck that was good. /thread
>>70066965
we love you and we hate you, you french queers
<3
ITT: brits shit on australia for the exact reasons they hate ireland
lol weird
This thread is making me question my sense of self worth desu.
>>70067398
i lub you nz i just wish you'd sink your own ships without the french doing it for you
>>70064182
You also recognise 6 genders
>>70067398
We should be natural allies. Australia is your America. The Fr*nch sank your rainbow warrior and we know how it feels to be wronged by the Fr*nch. Plus we're neglected by other anglos.
>>70067679
rainbow warrior was shit yolo
>>70067911
It's the principle.
>>70058377
Same thing.
>>70067124
You can fucking have it, but we want the coast all the way up to Alaska so we don't have to cross your goddamned border to go there.
>tfw the Mall of America ends up in Canada
>>70057622
This.
>>70067679
We hate the French and you're French
Plus the reason Canada is neglected is because it's shit, don't try and bring us to your level
>>70067679
>>70067911
It was our greenpeace hippie fagboat, it wasn't theirs to blow up. Fuck the french.
I had a vhs national geographic documentary about polarbears back in the day, most of it was in northern Canada I think, very cool.
>>70060989
What happened is New Zealand made a flag and some filthy, bogan crim thought oh yeah thats a bretty cool flag bro, swam across the Tasman, stole it, fucked off back to the desert and put some white star stickers on it.
Australia is to New Zealand what Chinese iFones are to the iPhone
>>70068291
Word.
>>70068290
>mfw NZ mad we sunk its only military ship
>>70068172
>and you're French
"no". By the way
http://worldmapswithout.nz/
DUDE WEED LMAO
>>70068090
>>70057622
I would say that our relationship has greatly improved. We still differ on a few issues, but we're total bros now
>>70068613
We don't really mind not being on the map, its part of what makes our country pretty sweet, although the chinks are trying to take over here as well as over the tasman, very concerning stuff.
>>70068752
>>70068613
>developing nations not having new zealand on their maps
>a bad thing
>>70057331
kek
>>70068538
>within my lifetime france will become a muslim state living under sharia law
This makes me feel slightly better
>>70069232
>>70069609
Yeah I guess it's better that way honestly.
>>70062519
And the falklands are the son that england never knew about, and adopted after argentina became a crack whore.
>>70065996
>dat pic
Nobody likes us... ;-;
>>70072034
The Question is, what did you do to Turkey? kek
>>70068172
>>70068613
>>70067679
>born to trigger
I love being French :^)
>>70072248
A genocide, apparently
>>70061917
>>70062500
Delet this, faggot
>>70062190
Delet thi HOLY SHIT, that leaf...
Murrica
>>70063711
>tfw for some reason, bongs from British colonies hate us more than bongs from bongland
I've done lots of travelling and I can honestly say, the fellow Canadians I met abroad were usually massive faggots. The type of faggots that always have to interject into the conversations and bring up how they're from Canada. The same very ones that wear leafs on their backpacks. Don't get me wrong, a lot of the Americans I met were faggot cunts too, but a lot more of them were also good people that would usually be more humble, because of the negative stigma attached to their nationality.
When did it become the cool thing to be a smug cunt?
>>70072034
fr*gs are my second favorite Euros desu
>>70057331
>America is the Whore daughter who ran away on the back of some dudes motorcycle.
I think you are the daughter.
Changing your flag is like changing your last name when you married that stoner piece of shit trudeau
>>70056655
brag about : USA, only one trying to protect its freedoms.
NEET : Canada, sorry but Justin Trudeau was the tipping point.
>>70073073
t-thanks big guy
>>70062500
WTF I hate Australia now
Gonna burn a quokka desu
>>70073050
2000? 2001?
>>70073392
are you black?
>>70072263
>>70072468
>>70072645
>>70072851
>>70073325
>>70073392
Why don't they like us we are arrogant surrendermonkeys who shitpost too much it doesn't add up
>>70062703
>>70062519
Fuck you, hijo de la remil puta. Te cagaria a palo a vos y esos putos ingleses de mierda
>>70056655
the american would be the neet as he is busy posting flagshit threads in a thinly veiled attempt to push his JIDF master's divide and conqer agenda
>>70056655
Brags about the US's highschool football career, but never talks to him except for holidays.
Canada is the NEET, but he's such a nice boy. Helps his mother with the gardening, but they've given up on him finding a girlfriend.
Australia is the son that carries boxes for a moving company in his late 30s, he owns a shit house and married a stripper, but still invites Dad to a BBQ every other weekend.
>>70073617
>Australia hating shitposts
>>70073535
This was 2011-2014. Where did you travel to, anon?
>>70073617
I literally spit at french people when I encounter them.
>>70058787
Till they rip you in two playing rugby.
>>70073969
You must spit a lot, because there are so many French backpackers in NZ, that it's crazy.
>>70073969
Kek, my ass
>"hon hon, il fait beau, hein ? :^)"
>"y-yes meun ami, hahaha...."
>>70073961
Nowhere internationally, I was just associating the goodwill we lost having Dubya with the uptick in Canadian smugness you alluded to.
why do french people exist
america nuke these faggots please
>>70060986
But it kind of is
>>70074118
They're disgusting sewer dwellers and should be turned away at the border.
>>70074258
I think I'd have to agree with you. The whole thing really stems from all the liberals we have here, and now it seems there's more than ever.
If you look at the usually more conservative places, such as Georgia, the people are overall a lot more hospital and friendly. It's seriously tied to liberalism.
>>70073617
>>70073969
>>70074431
>>70074611
Kek
I thought kiwis were coolest anglos
Well, Brits and Americans are the best, I suppose
>>70058237
All I hear is countless comparison to vancouver and Australia. Even our mountains are swarmed with your kind.
>>70058939
This picture gets me every fucking time
>>70074431
Muslim literally translates to “the one who surrenders.” so France is gonna do just fine under Sharia law as an Islamic State.
>>70073796
That's right. I am the best.
Now keep sucking. I can barely understand you with my cock in your mouth. It's almost as if you're speaking another language
>>70074611
For every five of them I've met, there's usually one cool one. Having the French in NZ is sort of a necessary evil, because they contribute to the huge backpacking/tourism industry there.
>>70074862
I kinda like you, kid
I think you might be right, I traveled across the country last year and the random acts of kindness I'd encounter were always in places like Arkansas and Louisiana, generally in the smaller whiter towns. Austin TX which is considered a liberal shithole was indeed a shithole full of homeless people.
>>70075026
They are like roaches here at backpackers etc.
That one that set a little cute fluffy animal in Australia on fire for fun and then uploaded it... the rainbow warrior, their general attitude is just snooty and arrogant. Just repulsive really,
I like the Americans and Canadians that visit, the Germans and some of the South Americans are cool too.
>>70073050
The leaf on a backpack thing was actually great from like 1995-2005. Globalization wasn't such a big thing and pretty much all anyone from EU or asia knew about Canada was that we were really nice, and either lumberjacks or eskimos. A lot of free good will for just sewing on a little flag and not being an asshole. I used to hear anecdotes about americans buying leaf flags so foreigners would be nice to them.
It sounds like it has dissipated lately though. I expect it is mostly just the world at large realizing we're basically just a bigger emptier US thanks to a broader media presence.
>>70074719
I still hate you mate but I wouldn't spit at you
I want to watch you die but I don't want you to leave
>>70058629
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mDl1i3mpKwM
Australia is an authoritarian left wing nanny state on par to Britain but with the wisdom to report less of it.
>>70075190
meant for
>>70074639
Having an embarrassing conservative figure to mock for two terms is probably what fueled the liberal smug there and here alike into current times.
>>70075271
Actually now that I think about it Canadian tourists are like zonked out Americans.
The Americans are cool because they're enthusiastic about everything and we are very excitable when they get us hyped up even if its for no reason.
Canadians tend to be more chill, maybe its weedman or something. Nice people, just less zippy.
>>70075271
I hear ya. For some reason, they prefer the cities, so Auckland and Wellington is packed with them.
Funny thing, I was in Australia, when those two dick heads lit that Quokka on fire at Rotnest Island.
The Germans are pretty good usually. If you're a local, you should have no problem rooting their woman.
>>70075331
Ok, let's fuck, now
>>70063492
>Oi u wot cunt?
I can hear the IRL shitposting now
>>70075271
The quokka guy...everybody would spit at him for this, no worries
>>70075558
Yep, I'd like to travel across the states but I don't trust their police I've read so much bad shit about them being shitcunts, add the racial divide and homeless everywhere and I figure that I might just skip it and visit Canada instead.
I'm not really sure where to start desu, I'd like to see the wilderness without being mollycoddled by some tour guide but also without getting eaten by a bear.
>>70075602
Now? Can't we at least wait for another 5 minuites to pass?
>>70062703
All those pairings suck.
>>70058939
I love this picture so much.
>>70058939
India is out in the designated streets and South Africa got killed by niggers
>>70075904
Come to the Great Lakes area of the US, particularly north Michigan and Wisconsin, you won't have problems around here.
>>70075988
Fine !
gotta buy condoms :DDDD
>>70076158
>India thinks that it's a part of the family
>>70075904
Actually the States isn't nearly as bad as people make it out to be. California is naturally beautiful, and it's worth seeing Yosemite National Park. The south has super-friendly people for the most part, but it's a little bit more poor.
If you're coming to Canada, I'd recommend going to Great Bear Rainforest in and just the mountains in general. You'll probably run into heaps of other Kiwis and Aussies, but they're still good shit.
>>70076192
I'll be waiting frenchanon
PS I'm going to need the XXL ones
>>70076158
>>70076285
India is more like a foster child.
>>70076399
Those condoms are for me, tho
>>70057789
Tfw literally the red headed stepchild
>>70076540
Or a bastard
>>70076564
You have a cock?
>>70076726
>>70076540
>What the Amerilard said
Jesus christ Canada you can't get anything right!
>>70076737
It's a "feminine" penis, anon. Go for it.
>>70076904
Wanna taste it, cunt ?
>>70076348
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I?
>>70077098
Does it taste like baguette?
>>70077252
...I dunno :DDDD
Where did all the Fr*gs come from?
>>70077234
>trying this hard
>>70077381
Québec.
>>70077381
Gangbang
>>70077293
>>70077252
Stop lads I know you're both from the gayest countries on earth but come on
dooooooooooont do it
>>70077234
y u mad tho
>>70077491
t. a gay goy from a gay country
>>70077491
>Britbong having the audacity to call someone else gay
This is the same country that edited that gay transgender Muslim soldier from UK to US. End it.
>>70077234
Wow, why so salty?
There are a lot of things in the world to be genuinely outraged by, but a neighbour's being "nice" is what's got ur knickers in a twist? You might want to talk to someone about that.
>>70077651
>>Britbong having the audacity to call someone else gay
kek
>>70077600
The only gay thing I've ever done was give a guy a blowjob and that happened when I were a young teenager so it doesn't count because horomones and stuff
I'm not gay.
>>70077234
Damn, are you ever salty. I was actually trying to get conversation going and merely telling the guy my experience of travelling the US. I wasn't even pissing on your country, in fact quite the opposite. In what way do you think I was tying to say "some smart shit".
It's sad how much effort you poured into that angry post. Get the fuck over yourself.
>>70077651
>>70077741
Delet this
>>70058237
You lost to North Korea. At football
>>70077929
You're cool Canada. Fuck that guy.
>>70077819
Hope you didn't swallow
>>70078132
What if I did?
>>70076540
>>70076158
>India is more like a foster child.
India's more like the three eye'd mutant spawn locked in the basement that we like to beat the shit out of once in a while. Until they learn to poo in it, locked in the basement's where they'll remain.
>>70077491
Et tu, Britain?
>>70078300
Then...we can't save you
(Keep posting ANIME tho)
>>70077929
dw lad burgers can behave poorly at times, I'll take your travel advice btw, thanks.
>>70078315
Shhh don't talk about him anon
>>70078416
what?
>>70078454
I-I-I'm infected.
>>70075558
Can confirm, have slept with more than my fair share of German backpackers. One of my dumb cunt mates ended up living with one haha. She's fucked a green card out of him.
>America thinking it's anything but that annoying smelly fat kid that follows his older bro and his friends arund
will the latin family rise again?
>>70056655
We're proud of all our children. Except leaf.
>>70079151
>UK will always bully us
>>70079080
>France
>Rome's son (or daughter, don't give two fucks)
Piss off
>>70057314
I feel more connected with Aussies than I do Canadians
>>70079408
Glad you finally found a friend
>>70079408
Only cunts feel connected to Canada
>>70056655
America is the angry brat
Australia is the troubled youth, spent some time in juvie
Canada is the nerdy one who no one in the class notices
>>70057507
Careful there leaf, wouldn't want the hate police to know what you're calling women
>>70058939
always a 10/10 for accuracy
USA is the greatest, most powerful, most influential one for sure.
The United Kingdom is full of Libtards now and isn't able to see the greatness of it's most successful child.
>>70079764
I thought it was the UK that was the reigning champ of censorship? Or is that self-censorship? The beeb, guardian, independent...they're just mouthpieces for the muzzies
>>70079534
>>70079764
Why
>>70079151
We're disappointed in us too :(
>>70079960
They have issues. They need to act out. Just watch.
I propose we stop bullying the leaf and start bullying the french
Heh
surrender monkeys
>>70060586
>basically a bunch of fuckups
maybe you shoud take a glance at some of the other global families, like SouthEast Asia, the Middle East, the 'stans, the former CCCP, Best and Worst Koreas, Europe, North Africa, the rest of Africa
>>70080047
Why do the French put big trees along their boulevards?
Because the Germans like to march in the shade
>>70080047
Yes, you never surrendered. Your valiant struggles will never be forgotten,
>>70080047
>>70080138
I already know your jokes, you CUNTS !
Keep bullying Canada
>>70080297
Surrendering already? Not even going to take a single swing?
>>70062079
Mexico is literally britain's wife's son.
>>70080297
Why are the French boulevards so wide?
Because the Germans like to march 10 abreast.
>>70080407
You need to stop using that word
>>70080399
Man, thanks to 4chan, I can handle la bantère
Are you even trying ?
>>70067612
Don't worry, we are working on recognising the Australian gender, too.
>>70080481
You are a cheese eating surrender monkey
>>70080582
I don't like Cheese...!
>>70080258
Wrong cunt, cunt.
>>70080258
>>70080481
I don't have to try. You surrender at a glance. Sit down, frog.
>>70080645
Take the Quebeckers back we don't want them anymore
>>70080746
Leave Canada, then
>>70080665
Oh yeah, that flag was hard to see. So used to Aussies being the shit disturbers.
Oh well, it was worth posting anyhow. "Decisive Emu Victory" kills me every time.
>>70080582
Also, take this guy with you. He loves to lick French butt holes. You will like him a lot.
>>70058732
daaaamn
>>70056655
USA USA USA USA
neet would be new zealand
>>70080746
What makes you think the French want them? They hold the Quebecois in even more contempt that we do.
>>70080887
He's yours, now.
>>70080914
Suit yourself
