You and one random anon are forced on to a dangerous, yet resourceful Island and your job is to survive a year without nothing but your bare hands.
Which country would you like your survival polack to come from and why?
>note: you cannot chose someone from your homecountry
>anon is never a girl
>>70053739
Australia, sure he is gonna be an annoying faggot but he lives in hell so im good.
>>70053739
Russkie, great to get drunk with, and we could waste time brewing alcohol to make life tolerable.
>>70053739
Australia for sure
>>70053739
Some strayan cunt, I can't really see anyone else being useful and being from Florida I can related to hot weather and giant insects.
>>70053739
I'd like to have a Finnish anon, those motherfuckers know how to deal with an onslaught.
>>70053739
Id take a nip, some of the WW2 japs survived on islands in the south pacific for decades after the war ended without and human contact. They found the last one in 1974, he had no idea that the war had ended 29 years prior.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Japanese_holdout
Does he post on 4chan or he just a random guy?
>>70055145
I second the nip.
They are so weak, frail and built feminine so I would rape him until he makes anime kawaii noises.
America, because they're the only other white country
>>70055388
Swedish men not feminine enough for you Ahmed?
I would pick either another Canadian or Finland because I know they're rustic as fuck.
I know Canadian posters are the worst but when it comes to wilderness survival I'd say Canadians, specifically the west, are probably the best. We live in the woods with bears.
American, that way my efforts dont seen pathetic in comparison
>>70055586
I'm suing you for banter
>>70055388
>>70053739
Sweden or Germany, because they are weak and I can kill them right off the bat and live in peace
Ether that or a strayyan, 4 teh bants
Russia.
Those bastards are hard to kill.
vietnam
some of my inlaws are from vietnam and the way they fish and eat bugs while fishing is crazy to me. i'd just need to watch to learn, we don't have to know eachothers language. i'm mexican so i can show him how to build shit. we'll be the best short brown team there is. probably beat yall fuckin "white master race" pansies who get burned by the sun lel.
>>70054726
>Land on the Island with Finish anon
>"Alright bud, what do you think we should do first?"
>He doesn't say anything just begins walking away
>"Hey, anon, where are you going?"
>"This side of the Island is yours, that side is mine, do not cross"
>He then picks up a stick and begins drawing a line in the sand across the entire Island
>All he does all day is ferment fruits and stare at you from a distance
>See Finnish guy about 2 miles out in a tree just staring at you drinking fermented coconut juice as always
>Finally decide to cross the border to see how he's doing
>I hear a scream, see a rustle in the tree, and a flash heading towards me
>There is now a spear lodged in my right orbital cavity
Yeah, sounds great m8.
>>70055900
Russians will stab you for no reason after you invent alcohol on your island and he gets drunk.
>>70055755
Muh first amendment guarantees freedom of banter, you dirty commie
>>70053739
Preferably a Finn but if the island is hot, I don't think one could survive. Same with a Dane. So probably a bush Aus
>>70053739
>Which country would you like your survival polack to come from and why?
A Swedish twink anon, i'm resourcefull enough to get shit done.
I know how to into making fired clay, stone tools, gutting, skinning, making primitive clothing and rudimentary primitive shelters. Another mouth to feed would be a hindrance unless they were Australian. Aussies have survival hardwired in at the genetic level.
>>70055586
>>70055755
>>70056017
>>70053739
Texas here
Honestly: Mexico
People from countries with corrupt government and a lack of social order are very resourceful
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