If you could ban one country from posting, who would it be?
My vote: Canada.
>>70053719
Canada. At least the aussies have bantz.
fucccccdat
Sweden
Canada
America
>>70053719
It's an "Everybody shits on Canada" thread
>>70053820
>100 threads on the futility of white men competing with nigger dick
>bantz
Canada
>>70053719
Canada.
Aussie shitposts are great shitposts.
Probably the U.S.
Imagine how much better this board would be without the Americans around
Canada
American just because it would be interesting to watch what /pol/ would turn into without us.
>>70053999
It'd relatively empty, desu.
>>70053999
Trips never lie, ban Americans
Anyone from yurop. It's a 99% likelihood that it's a Muslim posting anyway.
>>70053999
We bring the worst posters AND the best posters. This is a proven fact that can't be disputed.
>>70053999
repeating digits dont lie
Japan. It's always obese Americans with proxies and anime pillows anyway.
OP, who is that alpha in that pic you posted? And why is he not King of pol second to Trump?
His legacy must carry
Sweden.
Fuck Sweden
>>70053719
[USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST]
>>70053719
>>70053820
>>70053890
>>70053956
>>70053972
At least we actually have healthcare u amerigan fags
Why do Canadians play ice hockey as opposed to normal hockey?
>>70053719
Canada.
I honestly don't know why Canadians aren't banned from this site. They're a meme country.
Canada
Sweden.
Caspian Paddock, I pledge allegence.
Because we are liberal? Because we hate your daddy Trump? Because we are moderate and not ''racewargaskikewhitepower''?
Stay mad /pol/
>>70054229
We'e not a meme country. How could you say that about us? Do you know how offensive that is? I honestly feel really upset right now, no joke.
>>70053719
Canada / Luxemburg. there can only be 1 aquafresh
>>70053719
Canada, no doubt about it.
They constantly shitpost like the Aussies, but what sets them apart is just how fucking terrible they are at it.
Canada.
>>70054202
We do too. And you don't have to wait I'm a long ass line for it. And I can pick and choose what I want covered. It's like a market, faggot. Have it your way.
Canada
>>70054109
In my expierence, trips ALWAYS lie. Gtfo newfag.
>>70054128
That India-tier bants is the precise reason everyone is voting for you, Canada.
>>70054202
What's up with all those rich leads coming to the States for important surgeries?
>>70054450
If you faggots were moderate, you'd know that Trump is also a moderate. But you're not.
>>70053719
Canada. Australians are at least funny and I had some good discussions with some of them.
Canada
>>70053954
The Singapore man is enlightened.
fuck australians
Someone keep tally?
>>70054799
>trump
>moderate
This meme should stop
USA, I'm tired of this Trump shit.
Italy. I seem to encounter more than my fair share of shitbag italians. No bantz, always negative about shit. I worked with three italians once. They were all cunts.
Canada without question. The aussies call each other "sick cunt" as a term of endearment and are generally based about abos. Canadians have no such steeze.
>>70054833
You are oceania's Canada.
Canada. They aren't even funny with their shit posts
nnnot? Canada....
we did give you the Walkie-Talkie. Standard time (first used in Brandon, Manitoba), The pager, Gas Mask, G-suit, Sonar, Basketball, Instant Replay, Insulin, Insulin, INSULIN, Ceasar (clamato + vodak), Cardiac Pacemaker, Alkaline Battery, (kek) the Egg Carton
America. Canadian posters suck American dick so hard that you can't tell the difference, so might as well start with the root problem.
>>70053719
Britain, specifically england.
>>70054961
Yeah maybe to a sjw Marxist
>>70055062
plus velcro
>>70054961
> being so liberal you think an actual moderate is "muh right wing extremist"
This is only one of the many reasons we're voting Canada
>>70053848
man is right /pol/ power level is infintite this board has enough power to make or break an election i believe 100% is trump loses /pol/ support he will lose
>>70053719
Australia.
I actually like them but they are the biggest attentions whores on 4chan.
>>70054961
Canada is a meme
>>70053922
same
>>70055065
You're lucky we even let you post on our site butter teeth.
>>70053719
Noooooo. I wouldn't ban anyone. 4chan isn't a "club". We need people of all sorts of opinions and backgrounds, otherwise we'd all just end up agreeing with one another and have no one to bitch about, or at.
I got kicked off a pro-Israel forum once for going against the mainstream thinking there. I thought to myself "who are you all talking to if you all agree with one another? What a boring conversation!"
>>70053719
Australia for sure. You cucks will never do it though.
>>70055065
That hurts, Britbro.
The more threads of this you make, the worse you make us to your own views, and only your own, paid, "views"
Canada probably America also.
>>70055246
I TOOK THE BUS IN WINNIPEG (during the winter) FOR A DECADE. AND THAT WAS BEFORE SMARTPHONES. WE CAN DO THIS.
>>70055451
China is the only Asian country that matters. Go away Korea.
>>70053719
I will ban humans
>>70053719
Agreed. At least Aussie shitposting is cheeky and fun. Canada's is just ignorant and sad.
>>70053719
New Zealand. They're too hard to tell apart from Australians.
>>70055550
CANADA IS BACK
>>70053719
ITT jelly fat americans
>>70054204
Ice hockey is faster and more enteraining m8.
cuckda
poland
>>70053848
2005-2007 was the golden age.
>>70055469
I TOOK THE SUBWAY IN TORONTO FOR 6 MONTHS AND ONLY THOUGHT ABOUT SUICIDE TWICE. WE CAN DO THIS.
Am I allowed to just lurk then? I already pretty much only do that anyways.
>>70055814
MY FUCKING SIDE
All these mad leaves lmfao
>>70053719
Canada
-Signed Quebec
>>70055873
Yeah, just never post again cause that wasn't even a shitpost, it was just purely newfag shit
>>70054030
Back to your cuckshed you faggot
>>70054081
That's literally just /int/
America
canada hands down
The real question is what can we do to actually get Canada removed. I would love to see this become a reality
>>70055933
>Quebec
Go fuck yourself bayfrog
Kebabistan a.k.a. Turkey
or Brazil
>>70056142
"bayfrog"
>kekd
Why does America hate Canada so much? It's basically America, except it doesn't spam everyone's threads with eagle memes and le god emperor trump shit.
>>70055330
>butter teeth
well memed
>>70056239
Australia desu
>shit-tier forced slang
>actual "serious" posts from them read like ranting youtube comments
>they try too hard to meet the designated funny flag expectation
>being countrybanned, combined with the fact that vpns are banned on a routine basis, would finally free me from the 4chan curse
>>70056239
If barely any of you go to the dentist, of course the numbers will be low. Try again, britbong.
Cuckmany, it would block cucks and half the roaches
We are much alike you and I Canada
But at least my input is wanted
huehue
>>70056127
DESU I don't want anyone b&, I just want Canadians to stop the amateur shitposting.
>>70056234
>except it should spam everyone's thread with eagle memes
Neither does America you stupid fuck. We abandoned that shit for a lion.
I wish they'd just get rid of the flags. It was so much better when we talked about shit instead of just calling each other cucks.
>>70056239
We are the lovechild of Europe and Murca. Embrace us. Love us. Nurture us....
>accept us?
Canadians.
When they aren't busy shitposting poorly, they're writing autistic American dick sucking threads and replies, then have the audacity to accuse others of being cucked when virtually every country except Canada is going right wing.
>>70053922
shut up nerd
>>70055246
Honestly, I think this board could keep going even after the election. It's looking increasingly obvious that WW3 or something similar is coming within the next 10 years, maybe even the next 5.
Imagine /pol/ during WW3...
>>70056491
Quit making shit like these threads and goading us then! You just ask for it, you dumb fucks!
>>70056520
The moon landing was faked.
I don't know. Vietnam maybe
>>70056724
The Queen and the Prince and Middleton are fascinating and important, and Britain has been culturally relevant since the Spice Girls and Beckham many, many times.
>>70056876
We're all dead in WW3 though
>>70056724
Oh I'm laffin...
When the BREXIT is a NO vote, I'm going to soak in your Paki tears.
AUSTRAILIA
AAUSTRAILI
IAAUSTRAIL
LIAAUSTRAI
ILIAAUSTRA
AILIAAUSTR
RAILAAUST
TRAILAAUS
STRAILAAU
USTRAILAA
AUSTRAILIA
>>70056423
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/12/17/health/british-american-bad-teeth-study/
>"In conclusion, we have shown that the oral health of Americans is not better than the English," the authors of the report said.
>>70055816
1980-1997 was the Roman Empire, still primitive and lacking, but beautiful and magnificent in it's time.
1998-2003 were the Dark Ages, between muh dot com and muh y2k there wasn't anything worth talking about here.
2004-2007 was the Renaissance, we learned and grew and the thinkers molded the (digital) world. We created memes and social media.
2008-2014 was the industrial revolution, a bunch of people made a lot of money and things advanced very very quickly. But in all honesty it was shit for the average user.
2015-current is a whole new frontier, if we're to have a golden age its now. The classical era was good but this is something else. This is the era of the meme.
>>70053719
United States.
MELBOURNE
america, no second thoughts
>>70057222
Fug :DDD second trips that says USA.
No bully Brits!
>>70057156
They also claim niggers are equal to whites kek.
CNN loves to pander to disadvantaged groups like the toothless anglos.
>>70055065
>>70053719
No one has said it, so I will, Israel
>>70054202
has to be canada
>>70053922
North or South?
>>70057626
does it say 4chan.us?
I thought now
Canada
They're a bunch of homos.
Argentina
North Korea.
Seriously, fuck Kimmy. He can take his shit elsewhere.
Probably England and Ireland because they are both bretty fag tier atm (especially the english) Irish can be based at times, but I've never seen a single good post from ireland. Anyone else notice these low quality irish posters? Also England is maximum Butthurt/smug at all times. Ocassional there are based Englanders but most of them sound like autistic 12 year olds. Why does England hate muh God Emperor so much. Also sorry Australia but the USA=shit posting king.
Australians should be forced to drink American cum from a wine glass. This is Florida btw shit posting king
>>70057799
the internet was invented in the US, so unless otherwise noted, URLs are assumed to be american ;^)
>>70053719
I'd have to say America since they are the lifeforce behind the jews. They sign up and die all for the jews. They love Israel and love their kike overlords.
>>70054450
Syrup bro here. I don't know what this traitourous faggot is on about.
MAGA
God Emperor can't be stumped
Canada said literally nothing wrong. One guy didn't like Canada once and the hivemind here has let it snowball into this. Think for yourself for fuck sakes....
>>70057222
Scotland is the only white country in britain.
>>70054552
We are a fucking Meme country bro. Pic related
Also the country I would choose to stop posting would probably be turkey or some other shitty mudslime country.
>>70054788
Because not everybody's as rich as Donald Trump, plus thres less regulations on medical shit than up here so its harder to get plastic surgery
>>70054202
tfw ded from canacuck shitcare
>>70054450
>we are liberal
Speak for yourself faggot.
>we hate your daddy Trump
Go suck Trudeau's cock
Canada
the leaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2gd2acmbJ8
#NotAllCanadians are rats
>>70058656
:3
>we did give you the Walkie-Talkie, velcro >Standard time (first used in Brandon, >Manitoba), The pager, Gas Mask, G-suit, >Sonar, Basketball, Instant Replay, Insulin, >Insulin, INSULIN, Ceasar (clamato + vodak), >Cardiac Pacemaker, Alkaline Battery, (kek) the >Egg Carton
>Shania Twain
>>70057135
Why can't you spell cunt?
>>70054202
You have no idea how superior the American healthcare system is to ours.
And no, ours isn't free either (like you libtards like to claim), we pay out the ass for it.
FUCKING
BRITBONGS
>>70054202
We have shit healthcare, my elbow was broken since I was 6 and its still not set properly so fuck the healthcare
>>70058913
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>70053999 Take off the cuck goggles senpai.
>>70053719
>>70053972
>>70054081
>>70055045
>>70055060
>>70055280
>>70055893
>>70057840
It's really true, Amerinds are in a close tie with India for being the most butthurt people in this board
Burning down the white house really turned you lot into pussies, just imagine when we're going to do it again
>>70057340
Not CNN making the claims mate, its Harvard.
Good try though. Thanks for playing.
>>70058501
>posting sincere
No, retarded. Canada is truly worst country. Thanks you for oil. Fuck although you for fag. Trailer Park Boys good TV?!
Prized America. Prized Mexico. Prized England. Fuck sweden man. Fuck germany man. Prized japan.
FUCKKKKK CANADA.
USA
Literally half of pol is just Trump shitposting.
Irish
Annoying leftist cunts that love the IRA
>>70059273
>Trump
>Trudeau
kek my cock fag bithc.
>asshurt canduh
>>70053820
Canada. Humorless commie cucks.
Possibly Germany because they get more and more depressing by the day.
>>70059064
>>70058973
>>70058619
>>70054644
>>70054788
>friend gets cancer
>gets all chemo, surgery, nurse home visits and psychiatry totally free
If he lived in the states he would either be bankrupt or dead
>>70053999
Cucky McCuck , is that u?
>>70059241
>. Canada is truly worst country.
Sorry but your country is so bad the US is going to build a wall to keep your citizens from trying to escape it. People from the US move to Canada a lot more than the other way around.
Very few people immigrate to mexico for a reason. Are you being serious right now?
Your country is so bad the local police are more corrupt than the drug cartels and a child is more likely to be raped and murdered than learn to read.
>>70059340
This and my last name starts with an O'
Fucking socialist fags.
>>70059241
English motherfucker
>>70059387
I'd rather have a liberal government than a cartel government, Pedro.
>Canada has the most votes
But really why are Canadians such shitty posters?
>>70059273
Pretty much this. the god emperor shit is becoming beyond autistic
>>70059633
i blame Quebec and Toronto desu. Sorry about that
>>70056982
It depends who we're fighting
>ctrl-f Canada
>45 matches
mfw
>>70059423
German posters can sometimes be incredibly based.
>>70056455
I feel like if we pick on Germany too much they will just kill themselves. I just avoid them like leppers.
I wish only Australians, India, japs and rare flags were allowed to post.
I'd come here more just to watch the shitposting get more focused and barbaric. Posting by combat.
The weak would be trolled off, the truly genius shitposters would claim control. Australia would claim the throne inevitably. Like Bane, the darkness of constant shitposting would mold them into degenerate meme spouting monkeys. They wouldn't even be speaking English eventually, just horribly compressed reaction images and incomprehensible, degraded troll hieroglyphics.
Eventually we'd reintroduce European and American posters.
Australians, previously the griefing kings of /pol/, would be reduced to ignored relics. Outdated, primitive reminders of /pol/s dark ages.
We would turn Austrians into internet aboriginees.
There's be dedicated Australian threads where they could ply their barbarous trade on one another until they all died out.
There would be an organized campaign to not go in Aussie threads but to at least give them an occasional (You) to make them feel included.
Some non-English speaking EU country. Kid can't even put together a fucking sentence.
>>70059989
This is good brother, American are realizing our superiority. Envy of things better than you is part of the process of acceptance
>>70060069
>autism
>>70059554
>>70059602
>>70059617
>Mexico bad meme
How embarrassing. Too sorry for you, Canapoors!
>>70060040
No just do it, save Europe from themselves
>>70058150
Floridabros really are the best shitposters
>Mfw I'm eating a chicken tendies sub from based publix
>>70058150
Always surprised at the low energy Irish posters. I always assumed they'd be more rowdy. Their endless flow of drunken migrants are irl.
>>70054202
Our government spends more as a percentage of GDP on health care than yours.
>>70053719
Ban list:
1. australia
2. brazil
3. canada
4. argentina
>>70056720
>We are the lovechild of (modern) Europe and (modern) Murca
>accept us
Fuck no
>>70053719
Canada
>>70059994
Look. I don't blame them. But they're a drag to hang around. Like the miserable kid at school who gets bashed by his drunken stepfather.
>>70060198
Please stop bullying Canada all they have is how "nice" they are... Oh and maple syrup!
>>70053719
Is that the one kid from The Incredibles?
>>70060244
Based Floridian here, Publix is the FUCKING SHIT literally the master race of super markets
>>70053719
France
>>70060705
am no
very mad "mexico bad" when richer than nigger canada
cheap beer, hot women, no bitch, plenty food, plenty sun
fag canada
and Mexico rich to CANADA AHAHAHAHAHA
>>70060867
Florida, Texas and Hawaii are Australian sister states.
Canada, because they're F grade shitposters but try so hard.
Or maybe UK because they are the world's biggest cucks
>>70060969
To be fair your chance of having your face skinned and your lopped off cock shoved in your own mouth is lesser in Canada.
>>70053719
Canada
>>70060992
Florida is basically the Australia of america
>>70061132
Canada, the U.K. and New Zealand serve as helpful reminders of how not to behave.
>>70053719
Everyone except Canada and Australia.
Quebec should be banned too though, fuck Quebec
>>70061152
no
cartel is problem by texas
america problems detroit, LA, new york
Canada problems
Mexico problems, but all country very nice. most popular tourism
>>70061265
Zim Zam grants Florida eternal immunity.
>>70060168
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Canada, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all countries that post here Canadians are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear flannel shirts and slurp syrup?
If I think of America I think of guns, pop culture and freedom. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a badge of honor, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the country with all these stripes and stars.
Germany is orderly, a country that prides itself on its rules and their citizens who follow them. It's also the country with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Europe with its two world wars and government sanctioned refugee crisis. Their flag waves strong colors, black, red and gold. A dominant flag for a dominant country.
Russia is strong and stubborn to a fault. They live hard lives and don't complain about it. Obviously the entire country is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong people who can take care of themselves. Their flag represents the cold, the white, the blue but also the burning passion in the red, it all comes together to signify that their country is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Canada, what are they fucking known for? Being "nice", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking nice? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be nice. It's easy to be nice. You just don't have to say anything bad.
So what did your fucking country decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Canada is all about? A leaf. A FUCKING LEAF. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty syrup so damn much that you might as well put the fucking leaf that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own country so why the hell should I.
>>70060198
>implying GDP matters when its all owned by drug cartels and the rest of your country is poor
Holy shit you have no idea how mexico works do you?
mozambique
>>70053719
israel
>>70061623
Israeli posters are tops.
Even though I know it's a sneaky trick.
>>70060483
This
I saw a post in a bill burr thread the other day where some fucking turbopoofter Aussie made some completely irrelevant post about elastic underwear that fuck himself up the arse every time he does a shit.
ITS NOT FUNNY.
It's fucking retarded, and 50% of Aussies here need a fucking kick up the arse, and they fucking know it.
Cunts
>>70062090
They're probably German or Swedish, you need to expel them
It's pretty funny how you all claim that Canada's liberal party is ultra left wing while simultaneously ranting about how great Trump is. I apologize that your country is fucked and that your election is a fucking joke but don't take your frustration out on us.
>>70061470
Nice pasta
>>70053719
Australia.
Canada is a close second.
The european ones
>this is what the want us to being doing, /pol!!
>>70062090
LMAOOOOO CLASSIC AUSTRALIAN POST FRIEND CX
>>70062251
weedman
>>70061470
>>70061470
Oh here he goes again. Look at you Koopa Kingdom, posting on /pol/ thinking you just said some smart shit.
Out of all SMB lands that post here Koopa Kingdom are the ones that piss me off the most. Their entire fucking culture makes no sense. What exactly is it that you do? Wear spiked shells and slurp mushrooms?
If I think of Mario I think of moustache, Peach and Toad. Sure, lots of ignorant baboons but at least they wear their retardation like a high score, use it as a cultural identity, their flag promotes the unity of the Mushroom Kingdoom with all these flowers and clouds.
Luigi is orderly, a plumber that prides himself on his mansions and the ghosts who follow him. It's also the plumber with the biggest responsibility when it comes to destroying Waluigi with its video games and sequels. His flag waves strong colors, green, green and white. A dominant flag for a dominant plumber.
Wario is strong and stubborn to a fault. He lives a hard life and doesn't complain about it. Obviously the entire game is pretty much a shithole but it breeds strong players who can take care of themselves. His flag represents the bombs, the plumbing, the moustache but also the burning passion in the suspenders, it all comes together to signify that his game is bleak but there is strength in that.
But Koopa Kingdom, what are they fucking known for? Being "evil", i guess? Is that your role in the world? Being fucking evil? That's not an achievement. Everyone can be evil. It's easy to be evil. You just don't have to tell Mario where Peach is.
So what did your fucking game decide to put on their flag to show the entire world what Koopa Kingdom is all about? A turtle shell. A FUCKING TURTLE SHELL. You decided that you like to slurp your shitty mushrooms so damn much that you might as well put the fucking turtle shell that it's made of on the flag. You don't even respect your own game so why the hell should I.
ARgentina and canada
>>70062847
Don't make fun of our Prime minister
>>70055062
A nigger invented the gas mask, dumb ass. He was an American nigger no less.
>>70062847
If I was American I wouldn't even know who to vote for. The way I see it, America is just a fucked up place.
>>70061572
Tell me all about it, Canapoor. I'll be over here laughing into a set of massive white tits from atop my Yacht made of solid gold and caviar in Cabo San Lucas on my extended weekend while I debate whether I should let you, a disgusting Canadian, slurp my economically superior latino seed out of your ugly snownigger girlfriend.
>>70053719
Canada
Korean Pigs.
>>70063157
n shiiieeeeeeeet
Australia, we're not good at shit posting, Indians seem to be doing just fine at that.
>>70063157
We invented it dumb nigger
>>70063842
His foreskin looks tight af I wish my girl pussy was that tighg
>>70053719
FITE ME FIGGIT
>>70062951
Kek
>>70054644
>>70054788
>>70056479
>>70057648
>>70058619
>>70058973
>>70059064
>>70060349
fucking really? you all took this pleb tier bait.
>>70061470
To be fair I actually like Canada's flag design. It's kind of pagan.
protip: Canadian shitposts are created by a small minority, not all of us
#notAllCanadians
Turkey
>>70065202
Who are you calling a minority pal?
The EU
>>70054202
you mean they actually have healthcare you stupid fuck. we pay for the socialized medicine every paycheck and it still fucking sucks
Germans in my opinion. Pretty quick to get butthurt, no bantz
THIS IS US RIGHT NOW GUYS!! HAVE SOME SYMPATHY!! IT COULD BE YOU IF TRUMP DOESN"T WIN!!
>>70065598
Go away cunt, being Canadian is great. Everywhere you go people love you and women want you.
>>70063176
>>70065783
WOMEN ARE RETARDED COWS THAT ARE FILLED WITH DIARRHEA EMOTIONS AND VOTE LIBERAL! END WOMEN"S SUFFRAGE NOW!!
>>70063089
>>70064198
>>70065418
>>70065783
>image.jpg
every time
>>70060483
<mfw after months of hard work people are finally counting us in top 5 of shitposting
i would ban the mexicans
>>70060244
>>70060867
>>70060992
>>70061265
I pity states without Publix.
>>70053719
Canada
>>70053928
If it smells like shit everywhere you go, check yourself
>>70066777
No, check YOURself
>>70066236
What does that mean?
>>70056122
fuck off
>>70066975
google-images posting
>>70059134
You will never be Australia.
>>70066975
It means all phone users should be permabanned.
>>70066777
neat
>>70067084
Why is that bad? Should I post pictures I took with my camera? Fuck that
>>70067126
Not on my phone bitch, I'm on my iPad. Fuck off
>>70067318
no, you should have your own personally assorted and catalogized meme library
google-images posting is for cheap newfaggots that don't want to invest in a new hard-drive, and it robs us of the fun of filenames
please start following our traditions or get the fuck out
>>70067100
You're right, I'm not
Why would you envy a country such as Austraila that can't even do anything, let ago fight
>fucking
>birds
Don't just ban us, fucking nuke us.
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