>'Not cool': Amy Schumer calls out magazine for including her in list of 'plus size' stars along with Melissa McCarthy, Adele and Ashley Graham
>The 34-year-old comedian was mentioned on the cover of a recent special plus-size edition of Glamour, alongside the other women
>In an Instagram post, she called out the publication for featuring her in the list, despite the fact that she is between a size 6 and 8
>Amy noted that 'plus size is considered size 16 in America', adding that the magazine never contacted her to let her know she would be featured
>Model Ashley Graham and actress Melissa McCarthy both say they are a size 14, while British singer Adele is thought to be between size 14 and 16
>Glamour issued an apology to the comedian on Tuesday, saying: 'We love Amy, and our readers do too... the issue did not describe her as plus-size'
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3524852/Amy-Schumer-calls-magazine-including-list-plus-size-stars.html
>>70045797
Would fug DESU
>>70045797
Why is this considered worth discussing?
>Bitch gets called fat
>Gets triggered
Why is this deserving of attention? Fucking hell.
Remember to ridicule anyone who drinks Bud light for paying this guy who hates Ben Carson for crawling out of his black mans box.
>>70045797
fat is fat
>>70045985
And don't forget she is actually fat aswell. Literally no story.
>>70045984
>>70045797
They based it on her head which looks like it is on an obese body.
>>70045797
This cunt is so hypocritical
>look how subversive I'm being be displaying different beauty standards by being fat
>Gets put in fatty magazine wah wah this is upsetting
>>70045797
She isnt "plus sized" she is grossly obese.
Accept it Amy your a fatty.
>>70045797
Wrong. No one loves Amy Schumer.
Bull fucking shit she's a size 6-8. That's a european (normal sizing) 10-12 easily.
WTF is with Amerifats making the numbers smaller just so they can feel better about themselves?
>>70045797
implying that she gives a fuck. she can be thin if she wants to. she has the money to do it now. this response is "part of the job". either way i would bang her anytime. and i dont think she is funny.
>>70045797
Is she fat shaming?
>>70046089
>Ben Carson for crawling out of his black mans box
Wait, what?
>>70045797
>makes fun of foreskin like a good jewess
>nobody can talk about her 600 Rolls
If I was to describe a piece of human garbage to an alien species, I would show them Amy Schumer.
>>70046277
>women are delusional and narcissistic, only in america
ty fake australia
>Jewmer
>>70045797
This bitch is retarded.
>>70045797
btfo
She's a funny comedian and role model for young girls.
You guys would crawl through glass to sniff her panties from Lane Bryant
>>70046294
Nobody thinks female comedians are funny.
>>70045797
The worst thing about Amy Schumer isn't even her disgusting body, it's her weird toddler face. She looks shooped irl.
Since most of her so-called "comedy" is based on either having a disgusting vagina or being a fat cunt, I think it's fair enough to put her on a list of fat cunts. Since she's so proud of it.
presswurst
>>70045797
>thin skinned
>comedian
choose one, you fat bitch
>>70046326
He hates Ben Carson for not being a liberal dindunuffin.
>>70045797
B-but she's obese desu
>>70046411
It's a legitimate observation though - Schumer said that "plus size" in America starts at size 16, which converts to an XXXL in Britain, Australia and New Zealand.
Anything past M is "plus size."
>>70046565
You can really see the Shapiro-esque Jewface in this one.
>>70045797
I thought plus size was beautiful :^)
>>70046547
I would crawl through glass to avoid smelling those horrid things
Probably have more skidmarks than a race track
Reminder that Dolph Ziggler tapped that
>>70045797
Not only is she a hypocrite she pretty much just insulted the other women on the list.
When people make fun of her looks and weight it's all "I'mma proud big gurl deal with it" but when a national publication lumps your fat ass with other cows you get offended and insinuate you aren't as fat as they are. I don't know which fatties are on that list but I want to see them all bury her in some way. Amy Schumer is a massive cunt and deserves negative backlash.
>>70045797
Does the Jewish media really expect us to think this fat whore is attractive?
>>70046277
There is no way she isn't an American size 12 at least fucking zoolandia
>>70046547
here's that (You) you were hoping for. don't spend it all in one place
>>70045797
A magazine model is 'big' if she's size 3 5 or heaven forbid 7
Plus size starts beyond that
But they have ridiculous expectations for their girls (as they should, its the highest level of modeling)
They want them to be 0 or 00 , honestly
So yes, Amy is definitely plus-size
Try going to Forever 21 or Abercrombie and buying something size 9. You're plus size Amy , I'm sure you have people who shop for you so you wouldn't know. Also she's just an attention whore, had they not included her I'm sure shed have been offended anyways
>>70045797
She looks like hillary clinton desu
>>70046967
Humans will die out if we insist on only fucking healthy people, senpai.
Schumer is a disgusting sea cow.
Man the harpoons already.
>>70046913
Ew what the fuck?! Are you kidding?! As part of a storyline or like he actually did?
>>70046547
>female comedians
>>70047134
Maybe for you
>over size 5
>not fat
Fuckin amy schumer cant handle the bantz
>>70046089
He's a Jewish faggot cuck
Turns out women can't handle being treated like shit when their entire schick is look how fat and disgusting of a whore I am
>>70047003
Absolutely agree Ameribro. It's likely her assistants are buying two of the same dress and sewing the smaller label into the one they give her if she thinks she's a 6.
A fat, joke-thieving cunt.
>>70046442
Plus Size confirmed.
>>70045797
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>>70047162
>these kids not realizing their own future wives will look like this in her late-30s too.
Should have put her on a list of unfunny female comedians alongside Lampanelli and Silverman.
>>70047165
she was a writer for wwe before she was famous and yes
she was atleast thinner and younger, I mean in her first stand up special from years ago she looked aight
>>70046565
THATS WHAT IT FUCKING IS Toddler face too fucking true thank you for enlightening my future description of this cunts looks
>>70046442
Disgusting whale
>>70047568
Not totally accurate, many women stay trim through adulthood. Plus her face is really ugly and that's AFTER she is caked with seven layers of make-up.
My long-term relationships have all been very pretty women. That's way more important than a hot body for longevity.
>is a ''comedian''
>instead of turning this into a funny joke she gets all rectum rectified about it
Female comedians, not even once.
>>70047165
For reals
I hope Amy Schumer gets raped and then murdered by a nigger
>>70047568
>getting married
>being that fag who goes through the entire thread replying to people
>kids
You're on your own level of retarded.
>>70045797
plus-sized, what a bunch of bullcrap, plus-sized compared to what, a fucking walrus? she fat, just fucking say it, 3 fucking letters, fat, it describes her, and it is straight forward, plus-sized is just a bullshit soft word, for emotionally unstable retards.
Is anyone really care about tihs fat jewish bitch, or she is just someone the other jews push on americans, without caring about their opinions, like most of your politicians?
>>70045797
Gonna have to agree with Milo on this, if you don't want to be called fat then don't be fat.
>>70046565
It's just unfortunate distribution of excess fat.
Some people can be very fat, and be relatively thin on their face. Some people can be a little overweight and look like they got stung in the face by several bees. Just genetics.
she's a fuckin ugly ass ham beast who steals jokes
>>70046442
i bet her labia flap about as if independent from her body
Fat + ugly + not funny + joke thief = PATHETIC!!!
>>70047245
That can't be real. He would've sudoku'd from pure shame.
>>70047245
>>70045797
When will journalists stop using the phrase "call out". It implies that the target was wrong and the speaker was right before we can read the facts. Please stick to "critiques" or "attacks" or other less loaded terminology.
>>70048290
It's real but i don't think she was genuinely saying publicly two weeks later that she wants to fuck Cernovich.
I think she was trying to be clever or something but just fucked up brutally. Kinda like Rato talking about how he loves having sex with rats as long as they aren't named Donald Trump.
>>70046549
i like sarah silverman. best jew i know.
>>70045797
>British singer Adele is thought to be between size 14 and 16
Wait, when did science lose it's ability to measure Adele? Is she expanding?
god i hate this droopy dog looking cunt
>>70047568
i like older woman just like that.
>>70048809
She's awful and swipes at low hanging fruit
Plus that fucking face, my dear lord I don't even know how to describe it. Horse face? I don't know. Disgusting.
I've seen fatter less attractive people than (pic related.) And we could leave it at that.
But... *Shrugs*
>>70048959
Bring it Japan!
I heard scientists can use gravitational waves or something now. Maybe that can help?
>>70049114
not even talk about looks. i think she is a good comedian.
>woman comedian
>poses with meat hanging out
>rolls draping over rolls of fat
>triggered for being called fat
That's the first funny thing Amy Schumer has ever done
>>70049231
I know, that was the first line of my post.
Her humor is lolrandumb, gross-out, or making fun of southerners/religious folk
Get lipo you fat fuck
>>70047568
>amerifag thinking everyone's wife is fat just because his is
nice bait, son.
captcha related, I bet you couldn't even solve this captcha. you fattie.
>>70049228
Well I'm just concerned about her reaching a mass that will create a black hole is all. We need to keep an eye on these kinds of threats.
>>70046547
>lane bryant
Super sized confirmed
>>70046277
Even in America she is not 6-8.
I'm a 6-8 and I'm significantly skinnier
>>70045797
with females, it's what you DON'T see... and Nat Geo shit like that does n o t h i n g to counter the rise of interest in traps and faggotry in general
little wonder she's mad
>>70047499
Based Katie Hopkins
>>70045797
She's fucking fat and I hope she dies of a heart attack at age 55.
>>70045797
>>'Not cool': Amy Schumer calls out magazine for including her in list of 'plus size' stars along with Melissa McCarthy, Adele and Ashley Graham
>>The 34-year-old comedian was mentioned on the cover of a recent special plus-size edition of Glamour, alongside the other women
>34-year-old comedian
Is she implying being plus sized is a negative attribute?
>>70046547
>She's
>funny comedian
Pick just one
>>70045797
do people actually like this fat whore or does the media just really want to push fat acceptance?
>>70045797
For a fucking comedian she sure has a lot of problems laughing shit off.
>>70046442
>this isn't plus sized in america
>>70049344
she makes fun of everyone. thats whats funny about her. as sun as you start laughing about asians she is making fun of you, and you can only laugh about it. thats kind of true comedy right there.
>>70046294
Course, you're brazilian.
You'd take a goat up against the bins behind your local.
Gross ugly woman.
>>70045797
>women bitch about how "big is beautiful"
>women bitch when they're called big
Women are seriously retarded, I can't take them serious
>>70047568
>future
>wives
>hey I'm as girl
>sex vagina penis xd
>sold out audience breaks down into screeching cacophony of laughter and applause
>>70050122
>>70045797
She's a real roll model.
>>70049995
what can i do? i have testosterone in my veins. we brazilians like to fuck and we dont discriminate. we will be soon a genetic potency.
>>70045797
Even empowered fat girls don't want to be called fat. Females literally cannot when called fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qflfp736qoo
>>70048044
I fucking doubt it, they're probably encased in so much blubber they can't move nor be seen
t. used to fuck hams like her (prettier faces tho) until I developed higher standards
>>70046277
>size 6-8
Maybe years ago. Pic related and she's fatter now.
>>70050465
embrace it mate, nothing wrong with getting the blood up
>>70045797
FUCKING GROSS -100/10
Would not fuck
>>70047568
Ha! thinking I'm getting married
Whores,sluts and eventually sexbots all the way
I'll just tube create a baby either in China or some girl that needs cash and will go through pregnancy
>>70050904
Oh my god. That belly button.
>>70050904
oh god why is there a gaped anus in her belly ?
She is visibly obese
t. doctor blanco
>>70051063
Insert benis tip into it. You know you want to
>>70051063
thats photoshop. its a fucking perfect triangle look.
>>70050465
Why did Brazilian legend Garrincha fuck a goat?
>tfw one of Brazil's national heroes lost his virginity to a goat
This makes no sense. Her entire existence is based upon that she is fat and """"""""funny"""""""", why would she get ass blasted about it?
>>70045797
It's always funny when they begin to eat their own with leftists.
What's not really funny is Schumer's rapid descent into SJW madness, she truly has gone all-in for this shit, can't wait to watch her an hero her career in due time once everyone gets sick of her shit.
>>70051384
common pratice on kids that lived on farms on that era. nowadays kids fuck eachother.
>>70051540
>eat
fat fuck disagrees on being called a fat fuck, news at 11.
>>70051384
i guess thats not that uncommon around the world. i mean you on a farm, not a single famale you get bored on jerking off. i guess people go creative. just google zoofilia, no brazilians will show up tho.
>>70049906
m8 visited merricu while her 'Trainwreck' was showing -- he walked out after 30mins, it was that 'funny'
>merricun't humour
>>70045797
>34
wtf I thought she was 40+
>>70051540
fat people normally dont an hero. they do but its a slow process that in the end go diabetus.
>>70051876
She's pretty much White Woman Aging 101
>lacking self control
>acceptable
>something to be esteemed
wew
2016
>>70049675
lol Shinji bringing the banter, I'm impressed.
>>70047162
>>70052007
ehuheueheuhe that japanese sense of humor makes sense !
>>70052477
the only place feminism is needed nowadays is in russia. homicide rates over non delivered sammiches must be high as fuck.
>>70052477
A former co-worker was the only Japanese woman I know who called herself a feminist.
She quit to "focus on being a better wife" after getting married.
>>70047568
>marry a fat, shovel-faced Jewess
>>70046442
The flab is embarrassing, but not as embarrassing as that tramp stamp tribal tat.
>>70046913
John Cena also pretended to tap that in moviefilm
>>70045797
>Amy Schumer
>Make jokes about her body and her being a slut all the time
>Thats her fucking thing
>random teen makes a joke about sleeping with her
>she flips shit and has a lot of people shit on the poor guy
>poses in a photo shoot encouraging women to be proud about their bodies
>Gets mad when she's described as plus size
fuck her
>>70053355
Nice dubdubs bro.
>>70045797
>between a size 6 and 8
I think she mean added together.
>>70050987
you understand me anon.
i like your worldview. the world needs more peolple like you anon.
kudos to you!
>>70049232
Sauce?
>>70047568
sexbots don't gain weight silly
Are there real people out there who actually find her funny? or is it just that the media needs a "strong funny womyn" to post about everywhere to show how progressive they are and that womyn can be funny too !!!!!!!!!!
>>70047568
>future
>wives
>implying
>>70050904
100% beached body
>>70046277
>tfw every woman you've been with has been size 0-3
But fuck, I get messages from fat cows through these mobile apps daily and it's goddamn disgusting.
>>70051255
I love this pic. Who drew this?
>>70045797
>size 6 and 8
>size 14
>size 14 and 16
What the FUCK are these numbers supposed to mean? Stones?
>>70054577
>>70050697
Pic related is fat as fuck
>>70045797
i would totally fuck adele
just as long as she didn't sing
>>70055312
If it's pic related you're talking about, she is ugly as fuck.
>>70055312
Would to desu
>>70045797
Well, she definitely looks like a fat pig
>>70054385
medium jej
>>70045797
You know with Amy being so worried about what the media and people think of her we should really get a train going where we make a campaign accusing I knew being racist because she never date black mean we should start a campaign to pressure her to start dating black men
>>70046294
>she can be thin if she wants to
she was a guest roaster at the CC Roast of Charlie Sheen and was incredibly fit. As she walked past Charlie on her way to the podium Charlie has a look on his face like he wanted to pin her down and fuck her right there on stage. She looked really fucking good on that show tbrh
>>70048044
She used to date Anthony Jeselnik
I'd love to hear him tell some crude jokes about banging her
>>70045797
Hold on hold on, hold the fucking phone here.
She's a comedian. Shouldn't she be able to, you know, take this shit without acting like a bitch? Her fucking job is to make fun of things but she can't handle it when it's dished out at her?
>>70045797
>Schumer
>>70051855
>a female comedian
>implying the problem is that shes american
you fucked up cunt
>>70045797
All those gut rolls is making my BBC twitch.
>>70045797
that fat fucking bitch. if she approached me i would scream rape and keep running away
>>70051855
buddies wife brought it home on DVD. He watched about 45 min of it and took it out, then lectured his wife on the negative influence of such a film...seriously
>>70056711
Wait up Anon!
>>70055430
you are a scoundrel and a cad, anon, and furthermore, i suspect you of being a shirt lifter
i like the wave of semi-porky celebs around at the moment. i am quite fond of that dutch chubby caro emerald too.
>>70051855
The Yahoo Serious Festival isn't really a good humor benchmark.
>Ben Roethlisberger became a woman
When?
>>70051855
>>70056780
A few months ago I was wanting to watch a movie on a streaming site before going to bed and it popped up as "new, featured movie".
I thought to myself, hell, why not and started it.
Had to stop watching it after 20 mins, it was that fucking bad.
And I'm the kind of guy who usually watches any trash movie until the end once I start.
The most disgusting thing about the movie wasn't even that it was unfunny but that it was some kind of wish fulfillment for Amy Schumer.
It took place in an alternative universe where ugly, fat sloots with cabbage patch doll faces are apparently seen as sex symbols so naturally every guy around her (including John Cena) not only wanted to fuck her but also enter a relationship with her.
Was kinda sad.
>>70058687
We live in an age when delusions and personal fan fiction can be made into movies.
>>70049485
Toothpaste bringing the bants. It's sad, a lot of people really are fat and retarded. And now a lot of them are moving to the left because of this whole fat acceptance bullshit.
>>70045797
>size 8
Sure. Hahahahahaha
>>70050904
Photoshopped to hell, the bellybutton is the area where it's most obvious but there are traces and artifacts all over it.
>>70054385
heh
>>70054890
I hate those fucking watermarks, especially if they are intrusive like that one. Generally it's a matter of just removing a banner at the bottom, but these are more work because I have to find a version without the watermark, or shop it out myself. Keep that in mind before posting such pictures anon, remove the watermark or you'll be ousted as a newfag.
>>70059436
>>70045797
bitch, you ARE plus sized
>>70059811
This is some weapon-grade autism here.
>>70046277
She might be able to squeeze into a 10. But a 6? Never.
>>70059849
>320 lbs
>fat
That's not even fat anymore, that's obese. Go to 400 lbs and they begin to qualify as small whales.
They should lose weight if they want normal sex. Thanks for the laugh, Japanbro.
>>70059927
Difference of aesthetics I guess. But thanks for your implied Trump support.
>>70060036
She's rich, so she shops in stores where they put a size 6 label on a size 12 dress.
>>70045797
what the fuck shit nmigga
>fat jewess who is only famous because her uncle is a US senator gets buttdevastated at a magazine telling the truth about how she's a chubster
>>70060288
"I'm so fat your dick can no longer penetrate me, that's clearly your fault."
I'm genuinely worried for the west sometimes.
>>70059865
>plus sized
The word is fat, stop inventing ways to twist the english language to make you feel less like a piece of shit for being lazy
>>70045797
>Amy noted that 'plus size is considered size 16 in America', adding that the magazine never contacted her to let her know she would be featured
How the hell is a man supposed to know what that means? I'm not reading GQ or any of that stuff so I can play James Bond when buying suits.
Is seize 16 half an oil barrel?
>>70045797
I thought there was nothing wrong about being fat. Maybe you should chill on the sugar and coke frappucinos and spend that time making your comedy actually comedic.
>>70049936
>she sure has a lot of problems laughing shit off.
a-fucking-men to that
>>70049749
Jesus I have to know the story behind that pic.
>>70049936
The only comical thing about her is her career.
>>70045797
it's cool for her to talk about how much of an unsightly pig whore with a diseased vagina she is, but the second someone else simply points out that she is "plus size", she throws a temper tantrum.
what a hypocrite. LMAO.
>>70060803
what a fucking baby.
Miss Piggy Jewmer's Typical ''''Comedy'''' Routine:
-(stolen) jokes
-complaining
-more complaining
-muh vagina
-le funny rape victim face
-bragging about being a whore to delude men into thinking that her play-doh cabbage patch toddler face and ''''curves'''' are sexually appealing
>>70060326
>being rich enough to shop in stores that can deny the reality of your fatness for you.
Must feel good being that rich.
>>70046277
I work in retail and it's annoying how hard clothes designers try to hide the size of a shirt, particularly women's clothes. I guess it's supposed to deter men from going through his wife's/girlfriend's clothes and finding out what her size really is.
I often have to reorganize clothes racks and knowing the sizes of clothes is vital to this. Shit like that makes my work a lot more complicated than it needs to be and affects my ability to get it done quickly. Just put the damn size legibly enough on the back part like any normal shirt and this wouldn't be a problem.
>>70060803
>whole career based on "jokes" claiming that she's a whore
>gets butthurt when called one
I can't wait for this cunt's 15 minutes to be up.
>>70050697
I've beaten off to SSBBW before and there is something kind of disturbing about Schumer. Maybe it's just because I know she is a horrible kike making millions via nepotism.
But there is something distinctly porcine about the way she looks.
>>70060464
I am too, and just wish these mobilized piles of lard would just be rounded up and exterminated. They make the fit and skinny Americans look bad by projecting the image of the US being a fatty country, which sadly most people are now overweight.
>>70050697
That's a shitty looking bikini, too. This is why your girlfriends want to take you shopping, Amy.
>>70053355
cena loves fat chicks
>>70059865
Finally, I've found you!
>>70045797
She is NOWHERE between a size 6 and 8. Dumb bitch.
>>70056219
In a every fat landwhale out there is a sweet little girl wanting to be loved.
>>70046240
But it IS on an obese body.
>>70061213
Lmao imagine being a fat, ugly bitch for so long that even when you supposedly can fit into some size 6 dresses you still have a sagging face that looks like it belongs to a fatass
>>70061732
Your media doesn't help that much.
>>70059811
>Photoshopped to hell, the bellybutton is the area where it's most obvious
Idiot.
http://g02.a.alicdn.com/kf/HTB11_96HFXXXXcaapXXq6xXFXXXG/220857234/HTB11_96HFXXXXcaapXXq6xXFXXXG.jpg
>>70060803
>being this butthurt over comments made by a dorky looking teenage boy
Words fail me. Why are women so shit?
>>70059865
Built like a linebacker gorilla
>>70056219
She's not a real comedian. She's not even a comedian. She steals jokes. And someone who talks about how they got fingered by a taxi driver or talks about her vagina all the time is not funny. She's fucking annoying and extremely untalented.
>>70062018
>>70061213
>her play-doh cabbage patch toddler face and ''''curves'''' are sexually appealing
I knew there some something odd about her, you got it. Its the cheap plastic baby doll face.
>>70047568
I dont worry about what my first wife will look like at 35
>>70062491
I stopped watching TV several years ago and this is the shit they show on it now?
End my life, fampai.
>>70062587
Not sure if I should click that
>>70061732
Meanwhile the First Lady decides to steal the lunches of school children.
>>70063282
Well she's a nigger, it's kind of expected of her to steal.
>>70045797
I remember when there was a time she lampooned shit all the time and had skin as thick as her weight.
What in the living fuck happened that caused her to 180?
>>70055611
THAT'S WHERE I REMEMBER HER FROM.
She was the least funny person by a fucking mile.
>>70062018
>Jewmer
>white
>>70045797
Her gut looks like a centipede, while having a flat, man-ass.
Gross.
>>70048290
>http://www.dangerandplay.com/2015/11/02/seth-rogen-wife-lauren-miller-rogen-mike-cernovich-cuckold-fetish/
>>70047245
Why would she wait almost a month to respond?
>>70059865
she looks like a female will ferrel in that photo
>>70063752
>What in the living fuck happened that caused her to 180?
It's all in the first sentence of the article.
>The 34-year-old comedian was mentioned on the cover of a recent special plus-size edition of Glamour, alongside the other women
>>70064321
Yeah, but she magically went from at least neutral to right-ish politically, and now went full on liberal mode. This was well before this article
I want to plow Adele.
>>70063754
She also stepped way over the line with the Ryan Dunn/Steve-O joke. Because the look on his face after she makes it is one of just pure hurt.
>>70048809
That bitch that tried to ruin some innocent comedy club owners life by making up a bullshit story about how he paid her less money because she was a woman?
And then when she was busted for lying she said that if you use the fact that she lied to say that women might lie about the wage gap, then YOU'RE an asshole?
Nah, fuck Sarah Silverman.
>>70062895
>>70055611
No she didn't you lying cuck
She was a chubby cunt even then.
The last time she wasn't a whale was on Last Comic Standing and even then she was a piece of shit jew who couldn't make a joke to save her life.
She porked Jeselnick daily to get where she is now
>>70056219
>She's a comedian
No she isn't women can't be funny unless they're lesbian and it's the late 90's
>>70059849
>6"
>relatively small penis
shiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
>>70050697
That's nick swardson. You can't fool me.
> it tells a joke
Oh. It is her. Oops.
>>70062639
>Why are women so shit?
They weren't built for mobilization outside of the home(at least not without a male controller nearby) hence the reason their programming fails them when trying something out of that context
>>70064929
>Ryan Dunn
Fuuuuuck man, thanks for reminding me
>mfw ending of last jackass movie was a tribute video to Dunn with the credits rolling.
>>70065839
6" is pretty big for a Chinese person though.
>>70060464
Holy shit my sides can no longer fit in my seat
>>70060803
Seriously, what in the living fuck happened in her life that made her such a thin skinned piece of shit within the last 2-3 years?
>>70045797
I like that joke she has about drinking and that other one about her body. My favorite, though, is that one about sex.
>>70047499
>chubbers
This woman should be PM
>>70066222
POO IN LOO
>>70049228
R A R E
>>70067402
That's not how that meme works.
>>70056038
kek
jeselnik is my favorite americlap comedian
based aryan shark man
the things women concern themselves with, good fucking god why can they vote
>>70060464
This is indication that some people shouldn't breed.
>>70060803
absolutelydisgusting
>>70068347
I doubt it's an issue.
>>70059849
You get an extra 1/2 inch to an inch for every 20-30 Ibs lost. If he's 6 inches now, nigga is packing an actual dick that's fucking 9 to 13 inches long.
Then all she has to do is diet and exercise a little and she'll look better
>>70068470
You can't measure it from all the way inside of you though.
>>70060621
nobody knows off hand really
>>70065443
At least Miss Piggy has a tolerable personality
>>70069334
>>70065443
Which one can fit an arm further up their asshole?
>>70047245
Underrated.
>>70047568
how long did it take you quoting all those posts? fucking loser
