Redpill me on Luxembourg
Are they jews? Cant they think of an original flag?
Rightful Dutch clay
>>70042070
Don't they speak german..?
>>70041953
Their flag is a toothpaste
>>70041953
all i can say is Luxembourgish is perhaps the strangest language I've seen, it has a Germanic base but several romantic word devices.
>>70041953
I live in luxembourg ask me anything currently in germany/hamburg on vacation
>>70042383
Yes might ve strange for you
Jo ej wees et ass eng komesch sproch
Yes it is a strange language
>>70042593
Is it worth to visit u guys?
I never see anything about you in the news hows that?
>>70042288
used to be part of the spanish "low countries"
>>70042288
Luxembourgish French and German are all official languages but every fucking thing is in French most luxembourgish people hate this
>>70042717
>Jo ej wees et ass eng komesch sproch
Sounds like Austrian desu
>>70043030
Why did "t b h" change into desu lol?
>>70042820
We try to be stealthy so we won't show up on the international radar. Well we are full of immigrants 1.wave Italians 2. wave Portuguese (we don't like them especially not their youth= Kanakken)
There is nothing to see here we only got the fortress, that luxembourg was known for.
We get paid a shitload of money teachers gettin from 3500€ to 6000/7000€ a month
>>70043030
Luxembourg Fun Fact:
Most luxembourgish people don't know how to write Luxembourgish (yes very said, but we are never really taught to) so everyone got more or less his own writing style.
>>70043431
Scheiss Kanakken, why and how do they even get into Lux?
Are you guys full?
If no, whats the requirements to get Lux citizenship?
Aren't you like a banks only country?
>>70043832
Now grab a seat: We called them, till 1848 Luxembourg was empty we only got aggriculture till we discovered iron ore this catapulted us to the 2. Richest country on earth. Till 1960 we focused a lot on the production of iron, till we got the taste of Banking and other benefits of the tertiary sector.
If you live 7 years in luxembourg you can apply to get the nationalty that's all. Other benefits: you get nearly 80% back of every medical procedure from our health care and it's free ( there are no things as kassenpatienten)
>>70043832
The population of Luxembourg as of 1 January 2013 was estimated at 537,039 (55.5% Luxembourgers and 44.5% of foreign nationality). (Wikipedia)
Got my leavlet with the updated statistics from 2015 at home.
Yes it's a struggle. Some french cashiers won't serve you if you don't speak french the just gonna say: Pardon! En francais s'il vous plait.
>>70044518
>We called them
Oh so similar Volkswagen who hired a bunch of spaghettiniggers 50 years ago. Now they took over Wolfsburg
>If you live 7 years in luxembourg you can apply to get the nationalty that's all.
Can I live in Germany and work in Lux? Or is that a scummy move. I guess renting costs are similar to Hamburg/Munich
I'm not kidding you, everything is true.
>>70045009
>Some french cashiers won't serve you if you don't speak french the just gonna say: Pardon! En francais s'il vous plait.
Bah I hate French people who never bother to learn another language, force them to speak your language or they get kicked
>>70045237
Yes you have to live in luxembourg. If you want to buy a house it will cost you from 350000-2million depends on the distance to the capital city(Luxembourg City) rents start at the price of 900€ but if you want further information: athome.lu
Well actually the italians integrated very well (I got italian roots my grandfather immigrated to luxembourg in the 50s, on my grandmother's father immigrated in 1890 to luxembourg)[my mothers side]
>>70045569
I wish it would be that easy but I think the government fucked up badly, and using WW2 and the nazis, to be more acceptant to the french language. Befor WW2 everyone in Luxembourg talked german rather than French.
>>70046320
What are the chances to work as application developer in Luxembourg without much French knowledge?
I guess Luxembourgh is a pretty based country despite the many immigrants, color me interested
>>70041953
literally Panama in Europe
>>70046599
Show some backbone guys, baguettes are ez
>>70041953
Ask me anything guys
>>70043030
>Sounds like austrian
Fuck You Piefke.
>>70041953
It's like the hive of the yid in the heart of europe.
Cucked by the jew since 1890 and one of the founders of the EU and NATO.
It's a shame it wasn't finaly split betwen france belgium and germany after WW II.
>>70047458
How popular is 4chan in Lux?
>>70047106
Our information technology and software branch isn't very developped as far as I know chances aren't very good, but you might find a job in a related field.
>>70047458
Just eng fro: stadt duerf wous de hierkenns.
As soon as we reinstate Dietsland you will be back under Dutch rule.
You are allowed a representative and your taxes will be lowered. Dutch will become the first language and a timeshare apartment at the Scheveningen kust will be available to everyone.
>>70047106
English is the new french here, more and more banks are hiring people with good english skills
Most german people work near the Mosel, right next to their country
We also have a lot of luxembourgish people who live in germany or france because housing prices here are ridiculous
>>70047547
>Fuck You Piefke.
It does sound similar Ösi
>>70047712
Don't know ,some of my friends use it but for most of them it is too fuked up.
>>70047712
I guess not very popular, I rarely see more than 1 or 2 other posters a day here on /pol/, maybe /b/ is more famous
>>70047920
Aus der Gemeng Hesper, dat leid direkt ennert der staat
>>70047458
do you suck cock?
>>70047547
Actually Luxembourg is also called the heart of europe
>>70048174
also how many non whites do you see on an average day? blacks? arabs? interracial couples?
>>70048284
No, I'm a straight white cisgender guy
>>70048174
Merci fier den reminder mais als gudden Lëtzebuerger wees ej wou hesper leit. Ass awer mol interessant mat engem aneren Letzebuerger op 4chan kontakt zehunn. Wei stees du zu der ganzer refugee debatte?
>>70047920
Is "tip top" really a valid response to "how are you" in letz?
Aside from banking, what is your largest sector?
How nationalistic are the people?
>>70048003
>Implying there is one "austrian" language
Or would you say saarländisch is equal to sächisch is equal to bayrisch.
From the intonation it's sounds a bit like steirisch, o.k, but when I hear luxembourgish I think about yiddisch, tBhfäm.
>>70048330
Merci, dass de mei Punkt confirmeierst :^)
>>70048396
Most blacks are near the train station in our capital, dealing drugs or doing whatever
In some major cities you will see a couple of blacks if you're lucky, the country side is nearly complete white
Most arabs I see are tourists, we don't have these typical burka arabs here
>>70043431
Are you implying the luxemburgish youth is any better? Maybe all those criminal "yugos" or "albanen" you have there would be better.
I'm glad I left that shit hole honestly, it used to be really nice two decades ago but these days just walking in Lux city or Esch makes me sick to the stomach with all the niggers and zigeuner around.
>>70048677
I think
>korrekt
is the new tiptop, but don't know, long time not been home.
>largest sector
Is government employs
Second is banking
>>70048677
Yes
If we lose banking we only got data centers left. (Without banking we are fucked)
It is hard to say cause we ain't got a lot 100% luxembourgish people they are pretty rare. But it's boiling and people are gettin more and more nationalistic, but how nationalistic can you be if you deny your own language and culture...
>>70048594
tfw i dont speak the language but i understood everything
You guys accept refugees too?
>>70048594
Dat mir flüchtlingen obhuelen ass usech keng lescht, an vu que dat si sech bei eis och net donierwt behuelen, wei zum beispill an deitschland oder griechenland, kann ech neicht dogeint soen dat mir leid obhuelen
Den enzegen grond wisou ech awer geint dei ganz flüchtlingsstreim sin dei hei an europa kommen ass dat mad secherheef iwert halschend vun denen wirtschaftsflüchtlingen sin an sech als krichsflüchtling ausgin, dei leid missten se einfach vun ufank un guernet an europa ran loossen, ech verstin awer natierlech dat et immens schweier ze kontrolleieren ass
>>70049080
true.
It's a shame hitler had to cuck my grandparents out of their own country. I still have family there though.
I wonder how many people commute from France, Belgium, or Germany. I guess traffic won't be that good.
>>70048913
I can confirm that esch is like the 'ghetto' of the south
The problem with the youth is that most portuguese want to stay with each other, with people who talk their own language, but there are also exceptions, I for myself know a lot of portuguese who are very friendly and well integrated, the same goes for yugos and albans
I would say it always depends on their level of education
>>70049887
There are over 150.000 people who come here to work everyday, that's like nearly 1/3 of the population
comment on vit a luxembourg tbqh
>>70050256
Interesting. Is taxation low in Luxembourg btwn?
>>70049443
Bei ons haellt sech dat am moment nach an grenzen dat ass okay sin do och voll an ganz denger meenung mais maer gefaellt einfach net wei an der öffentlechkeet dodriwwer geurteelt gett an den norichten wann vun flüchtlingen riets ass, ass sous entendu gemengt syrer afghanen iraner, mais weis de gesot hues d'realiteit geseit anescht aus. An ej mengen den schutz vun den ausgrenzen vun der EU as schluss endlesch dbasis vun engem aussennerungsprozess vun flüchtlingen du kanns sou en menschen stroum net ausbremsen oder stoppen wanns de en net ( temporär) zereckhaells. An den scheiss mat der trukey 3 milliarden bleschen ma vier wat? Dei lachen sech dach en eck eweg...
>>70050432
Tax Haven in Europe beside Lichtenstein
>>70049335
http://www.guichet.public.lu/citoyens/fr/immigration/en/index.html
Everything you need to know
>>70050432
18% VAT.
>>70049335
Yes we do accept them.
>>70050780
>>70050591
Sounds like Switzerland 2.0
>>70049945
Do you often have to go to the central station?
>>70050976
Switzerland is far more independent.
In Luxembourg you can't be sure that the EU will steal your money.
Ask the russian oligarch how they feel about there accounts frozen.
>>70051357
>Switzerland is far more independent.In Luxembourg you can't be sure that the EU will steal your money.Ask the russian oligarch how they feel about there accounts frozen.
I wonder who created the EU in first place. Shit is rigged here but it is on different level with the EU. I personally think it should be dissolved.
>>70050976
My mistake 17%.
>>70048000
>housing prices here are ridiculous
I live in Paris and majoring in finance, how much do you pay ?
Here a 25sqm studio in an average place and location would cost you 800e/month
1200e for 2 rooms and 40sqm
>>70051542
>who created the EU in first place
/pol/ answer: jew
Normie answer: a bunch of juu puppets
europa.eu/about-eu/eu-history/founding-fathers/index_de.html
>>70049945
I find there are two reasons for this #1 there's too many of us #2 there isn't a strong cultural force to overshadow the other nationalities that aren't Luxembourgish. When a lot of ethnic Luxos don't know how write Luxembourgish correctly or even know their own hymn, we might have a problem.
Honestly, I feel sad for that country. Many of my compatriots don't respect it enough. You have to limit immigration, to be correct, you HAD to decades ago but every politician is constantly sucking that EU cock so I have no idea how it'll end.
The country is stratified into three classes, those who can work for the state or its institutions, those who work in financial institutions and then all the other plebeians who don't.
(Meng mam a schwester wunnen nach ze Letzebuerg, meng schwester schaaft an der Kannerklinik zu Kierchbierg.)
>>70050256
are you rich?
>>70041953
What country?
>>70052049
a hapa laid down the ground work
>>70047458
>>70041953
>A
>FUCKING
>TOOTHPASTE
>>70052206
I think we are the second richest country of the world(PIB/habitant) but those statistics aren't realistic, most luxembourgish people would be considered wealthy but rich?
Nahhhh way not
>>70052101
This sums it up. Nice Dude
>>70051193
Fortunately never, but you pass by when you're driving to the center of the city
>>70052206
Define rich? I'm a pleb ass student, my most valuable posession is my car
>>70052293
Top lel, never thought about it desu.
>>70052263
You see, cucked from the begining, literally a death birth.
It was a foolish idea to think, a continent formed by blood and steel could be united by the pen.
So, disolve it, no, it just needs kind of it's own 1861.
Hope we don't mess it up like you guys.
>>70052293
This would have been the alternative.
Off topic, but Germanfags, will I be cucked if I go to uni for my masters/PhD in psychology in your country? I just learned today in my German History from WW2 to present that you guys have free tuition even for foreigners.
>>70052831
But I have to, every fucking weekday, when walk pass this human scum my blood starts to boil and in the same time happiness, that we have such strict gun regulation, floods my brain because if not I guarantee you I would have massacred the whole garer quartier, and the police forces are too scared to enter this ghetto.
>>70053244
Depends on the topic.
But I would say no, there are far better universities in germany for around 300€/semester and austrian universities are also far better (18,5€/semester)
>>70053244
Are you white, no slacker and can handle a few bantz? Then yes you are welcome
Exploit the free education as much as possible
>>70052831
Tell me that those weren't refugees.
>>70053814
I'm a reformed slacker looking to improve. Will I get extra bantz for my last name being Quandt?
>>70052831
how much do you mke a year? how much do your parents make? how big is your house? what kind of car do you have?
general shit. alot of people think you guys are all generally really well off
>>70054125
Be prepared to spell out your name pretty often, otherwise seems normal tier
>>70054397
I already do that. I was just wondering if I could hit up some distant relatives seeing as they hold a considerable stake in BMW and grab a cheap used car for drifting.
>>70053939
Oh c'mon even your newspaper is written in Baguette?
>>70054541
Turkroaches drive BMW
Go for Mercedes or VW
>>70053939
Fucking norwegian migrants always fighting the popo and shit
>>70054692
This is some free rubbish news paper (best propaganda). We got luxemburgish news papers written in luxemburgish french and german. But we also got Die Zeit Die Welt Der Spiegel and the germans favorite news paper Die Bild ;) just kiddin
>>70055088
French do you read it? Plz don't surrender ro your own language.
Nice tripple dubs
>>70055577
>>70052831
>>70045009
Before I go to sleep and this thread is archived
Whats Luxembourgs best banter
>>70041953
Rightful Dutch clay since we have a male back on the throne. Mostly used as a tax hideout (what did you think the L in RTL stands for?) and of course the go-to route for camper vacations on account of cheap petrol and cigarettes. Also a fun language which can be understood by Dutchmen and Germans if you pay close attention.
>>70056696
One of our typical dishes is Judd mat garden bounen. Judd can be translated into jew so own of our national dishes could be called:
JEW WITH GARDEN BEANS
Good night everyone
