Go to http://random.country/
The random country is now the country you live in for the rest of your life
How fucked are you
>>70028903
Meh
>>70028903
>hoping to roll Philippines
>get Camaroon
welp
Mali. Might as well just kill myself
oh dear god
Pitcairn Islands
>mfw I live on 4 islands
>>70028903
>Qatar
I'll hoard my billions and marry four Arab virgins.
>>70028903
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU EVEN FIT THAT MANY PEOPLE IN SUCH A SMALL ISLAND
>>70029397
Just make sure not to say anything stupis or you will have to cut off your hand
>United States Virgin Islands
YES. Rareflag shitposting for the rest of my days.
could be a lot worse
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
FUCK
F U C K
U
C
K
>>70030172
>>70028903
I am surprisingly ok with this.
Fuck. Anyone got a burka handy?
>>70030288
>>70030258
Awesome
>>70028903
Fuck.
Very nice, I am perfectly okay with this. Hope y'all don't mind a Christian gun-owner.
Moldova
Could be worse.
>>70030270
Lebanon is majority Christian ditz
>>70030270
I can see it now:
From a Leaf to a Tree: The life of a Canuckistani Refugee in Lebanon
Has a nice ring to it.
perfect
>>70030411
Hope you don't meet the town rapist.
>>70030447
suppose its better than majority burrito niggers & illegals.
Feels good to be white again.
Can anyone tell me about what I got. I had an American education.
>>70029913
I will remember.
>>70030561
Oh oh. English-anon visiting Japan is COMPLETELY DIFFERENT from being born and living in Japan.
>>70030660
Forgot pic
>Syria
Merde
R A R E
A
R
E
>mfw I'm a Turk
luxembourg, first thought "cool", second thought was isn't that getting niggerized to fuck now since it's neighrboring belgium and germany
might as well start with the kikery
oy vey
the goyim know
shut it down
Marshall Islands
56,086 Population
212th country by population
181 square km
217th largest country
Meh
BasedLand here I come
well fuck
Neat
>>70028903
>population 56
This isn't even a country
>>70030270
>Trading a leaf for a tree
It's an upgrade you dummy
>>70030561
jelly
>>70030937
Probably not as bad as you might think
>>70031138
Genuine giggle from that one mate
>>70028903
We're neighbours OP.
>meme african country
>>70028903
got sierra leone
just fuck my shit up senpai
Fuck.
Good thing I know how to live in a jungle.
Cuba. Fucking Cuba.
Zambia, absolute darkness :(
>>70031290
olá gib mulheres brancos
ISLE OF FUCKING MAN!
I'm scared guys. I've never even heard of this place and it's too close to the roaches
>>70031321
I'd rather eat people than dogs.
>>70031321
Just makes it easier to get to Australia though right?
>>70030660
>>70030716
its above great Britain, belongs to denmark
>>70031093
>Neet
hell yeah nigga we /isolated/ now
>>70031452
I hope you like chechens
Malaysia
>>70031452
I think it's Russian occupied or something, you're good.
>>70031447
não, você nigger
interesting, thats a lot of people living in a tiny island, would probably not survive a day there
Réunion is a French island with a population of 840,974 inhabitants located in the Indian Ocean, east of Madagascar, about 200 kilometres southwest of Mauritius, the nearest island. Administratively, Réunion is one of the overseas departments of France. Like the other overseas departments, Réunion is also one of the 27 regions of France and an integral part of the Republic with the same status as those situated on the E ... more at Wikipedia
>>70028903
Now I am a burger.
United states VIRGIN islands
>>70031641
Jesus, there's something really off about them. They look like wax models of cavemen in a natural history museum.
>>70028903
>Liechtenstein
Not too bad, I suppose.
>>70031452
Abkhazia is awesome. Tropical environment (grow citrus fruits, beaches) backed by mountains, natives are chill, expelled retarded Georgians 20 years ago, more or less a Russian republic now.
When do I receive my shit posting license?
fuck i'm a mongol
I'm fucked. can't even breath properly it's so high up.
also, my daily diet will consist of hampster and toad juice
not bad, pretty much where I am now except I have my own island
Oy vey
>>70028903
>http://random.country/
Pretty relevant tbqh senpai
The fuck is this
HIDE YO CHILLENS WE PITCAIRN NOW
Fug :DDDDD
>>70032109
>literally a bayoneted gun on the flag
Based
>>70031980
Just join the based Chilean military.
>>70028903
Cozy
>>70032181
>>70031133
hello neighbour :^)
>>70028903
>Malware bytes blocks it
No thanks
>>70030405
yah, np
guns: we are cool with that, even had a mass shootin' some time long ago, not in the school tho, aint sure if that counts as a plus towards american customs in such case.
christianity: at least its not the goatfucking one as far as the fairy tales are going.
Me, I am going to be a new pope it seems:
Random.Country • Random capital city
Vatican City
Vatican City flag
839
POPULATION
245th country
BY POPULATION
0.44
SQUARE KM
249th
LARGEST COUNTRY
Vatican City, officially Vatican City State, is a walled enclave within the city of Rome. With an area of approximately 44 hectares, and a population of 842, it is the smallest internationally recognized independent state in the world by both area and population.
>>70028903
Nice malware site
Sheeeeeeit
>>70028903
Could be worse
>>70032277
Hey m8 do you have any kids that need babysitting, that's apparently what we do here
>>70032109
you got blacked m8
RARE
A
R
E
Rerolled, got this. Fuck
>>70032109
you know your in trouble when you see a flag like that
a fucking LEAF?
SERIOUSLY?!
Isle of Man?
It's not even a country though
>>70032109
It's actually not a bad roll for Africa
>+based lusosphere
>+one of the best flags in the world
>+beautiful
>-Africa
>-niggers
I WILL NEVER GET FUCKED, FUCK!
Finland.
Meh.
wat da fuck
is this a good country or shitty one?
>>70028903
I knew it
I got the Philippines.
Are they any good? I know some people go there for vacation but I don't know how politically stable they are.
fug
>>70028903
Alrighty then
shit
>Svalbard and Jan Mayen
dis gon b gud
>>70030104
t. Alberto Barbossa
fuck I got pozzed
>>70032988
>shit
...on the street from now on
Do they even have internet over there?
>>70028903
i got nigera so i real loaded and got niger
lol
>>70028903
Ukraine
Pretty good, I guess. Slav qt's are better than most American woman
at least I'll get a rare flag
>>70028903
Berfect :DD
Fuck
>>70033203
Great. I'm a fucking fake mexican stuck between smog cartels and fat, coked up gunslingers.
Fairly pleased.
American Samoa
Go Land Crabs!
>>70032596
its a territory of the US. and it is actually quite nice. good vacation spot
>also there is a running joke in the us where everyone tries to get laid on that island
>>70033465
Meant to quote OP.
>>70028903
>>70030613
>t. Coyotl Cualli
>>70033389
>a fucking pine tree
I am shit post now
>Kosovo
I'll live 1 day until the Serbs strike again
>>70028903
Ireland - nah fuck that. Britbong can't live without potato's
Looks like I hit the Yuro jackpot.
Do I get to fuck sheep?
>>70033605
FUG :DDD
>>70028903
Could be worse I suppose
Well.. fuck.
Comfy
stay mad
Fuck ,poor muslim slav country
BASED. NO SHITSKIN REFUGEES FOR ME.
>>70028903
Make France Great Again
>>70030402
lel
>Mayotte
212,645
Population
190th country
by population
Mayotte is an overseas department and region of France consisting of a main island, Grande-Terre, a smaller island, Petite-Terre, and several islets around these two. The archipelago is located in the northern Mozambique Channel in the Indian Ocean off the coast of Southeast Africa, namely between northwestern Madagascar and northeastern Mozambique. Mayotte's area is 374 square kilometres and, with its 212,645 people,
yay i'm in paradise!
>Eritrea
wut
>>70028903
>malicious website blocked
Nice try faggot OP
>>70033755
Same to me dude, wanna get drunk and fuck?
I'm probably fucked if global warming is real.
>Armenia
Feels good man
>to much ass
>tfw ass man
>>70032599
top kek
Also a pretty comfy roll for me
>Looked comfy
>Checked demographics
>50% black
>25% chineese
>25% Britts
Woof
>Nicaragua
n-no!
Fuck
Got this right after the USA. I'm fine living in the current year
>Sweden
>tfw Island nigger
Fuck yes
No. Please, God no.
>>70031966
At least its not Africa. Plus no vegetarians at all.
>>70028903
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIT_ov0lOXo
Fuck the rest of my life
kek
>>70034374
>>70028903
As fucked as fucked can be.
>>70028903
Statistically, you're likely to get some place like Ghana or Venezuela so don't bother. You aren't getting anywhere better than the United States.
>Zimbabwe
I better get used to the taste of flies
>>70033401
There are much worse places you can be in the Middle East than Qatar. If you're male you're good.
Oh shieeeet
>>70029397
Don't get droned
Comfy 2bh lads.
>>70028903
A freezing shithole. I'm very fucked.
>>70028903
>Bailiwick of Guernsey
No so bad, but seriously bailiwick, is that fucking made up?
On an unrelated note, what was >>70000000 ?
>Turkey
>Could get any shithole
>Get a highly developed snow nigger country
Feels good
>>70030402
atleast you could easily get back to home.
>>70028903
I shure hope its free from mudslimes and jews
>>70028903
Always thought it would be cool to live on an island
>>70028903
>mfw have to live in niggerland
time to hang myself
>>70028903
Best Korea is the best.
>>70028903
>Benin
topkek
>>70034759
lol what a place
>>70035010
SWEDEN
YES
>>70028903
Fug.
I have the worst luck.
Am i supposed to live on a yacht?
San Marino. bretty good i think
Pretty fucking rad
>>70035153
I used to live there, as long as you live in Kampala it's not as bad as other countries.
>>70033203
You can be like Marlon Brando and lay on the beach naked, and attack reporters.
Anyway, I got Réunion.
I can dig this based on the pictures I've seen.
FUCK
>>70035153
Was in Uganda about a year ago and it's relatively comfy desu senpai. Pretty great scenery up in the mountains
well shit
>>70035344
Nice
time to shove some cigars up bitches snatches
>>70035344
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow?
'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the Democrats, 'It belongs to the Third World.' 'No!' says the Republican's, 'It belongs to AMERICA!'
I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Somalia, a land where AIDS is not caused by HIV, where the warlord is not subject to petty UN regulations, where with your help our princes can give you access to untold riches in Swiss banks. And with the sweat of your brow, or this AK-47 Somalia can become your land as well.
Are there any two people in this thread who can just trade places with each other?
>>70035339
It's a pretty good island but the locals are the result of the african/indian race mix. We fucked up our colonization.
>>70028903
>San Marino
I'm ok with that. Too small to have refugees.
>>70031452
Fuck yeah breh lets hang out
>>70035326
>I used to live there,
You have to go back...
>>70035537
Waaaat
>>70028903
Uganda
pffff
>>70035344
ULTIMATE FREEDOM
>>70028903
>Vatican City
God bless
>>70035781
Fuck no I'm not going back, I'm done living abroad.
ebin :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>70035881
>abroad
I thought you might have been some kind of shitskin who was born there.
Are you the type who was born here but wanted to check out "muh roots"?
>>70028903
Where?
I got Falklands.
FUCK ARGIES
>FUCK ARGIES
fug
North Korea. happy life coming to me
Nuuk is the capital.
>>70031632
Mi negro!
Time to hop the border!
>tfw you will never live in a small, confy French island
>tfw you will never be French
J U S T
ooga booga
>living in a Caribbean paradise for the rest of my life
Tres bien!
>South Sudan
JUST!
>>70036186
>>70036248
wait what the fuck
>>70036186
>>70036248
DESTINY
oy vey my dreams of marrying a busty jewess may come true
>>70035761
True, I'm reading about it. But it is stable, and beautiful.
But the people look pretty... ugh.... Not Abbo level but sort of the worst qualities of Indian/African.
But again, the place seems to be a relative success compared to the failures of post-colonization in Africa.
>>70036167
you've just won the comfy lotery
>>70028903
Carebean Netherlands
Jackpot
>>70033510
Suleiman al-Britani pls go
>>70034018
>What are false positives?
what difference does it make?
>>70036186
>>70036248
>>70035344
Get like 10 more people and you can be a warlord clan!
![b86e20f60e[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/12SjHJu.jpg "b86e20f60e[1].jpg")
>>70028903
I feel like a winner already.
>>70028903
Pls no
Seems /comfy/ senpai. Just hope there's never a tsunami.
Seriously....
>>70028903
First hit lol
>glasgow
Well, could be worse.
>>70036595
Notbad.jpg
still in the same place
>>70036529
You now actually have a chance of being white.
>>70036028
time to get yourself a qt commie music student gf senpai
>>70036793
BUILD WALL
![e301f9e72f[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/jyQtx4G.png "e301f9e72f[1].png")
>>70030447
It hasn't been majority Christian since the early 60's. They took in too many refugees, tilting the population majority Muslim. Cue a 20 year long civil war between Christians and Muslims where the Muslims more or less won. Now it's only 40% Christian.
I'm not kidding. Literally fucked by Muslim(Palestinian to be exact) refugees.
Well, shit
>>70036577
Seems comfy as fuck desu.
Phew
Shiny Australia
Oh,god please no.
I don't want to born at USA and become amerifat.
Pretty gud
>>70037167
Post of the day. Well done turkroach
Well, I got Yemen.
Am I fucked /pol/ or we good f4m
I'm fucked
>>70028903
Fucking swaziland. Pretty sure it's islamist.
Time to become an island nigger
>>70028903
Fuck my life.
>>70037340
forgot pic.
I got Christmas Island, population 2072. What did I win?
>>70028903
Uzbekistan
Fuck
Sheeeeeeeeeeip
