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What do you think about this?
That's really some creepy shit.
>upload pic
>let AI tell you what it sees
www.captionbot.ai
It's shit.
>>70027415
Actually, no.
Your pic was shit
Here is what I got.
How do you think Tay was able to drop such mad bants? Have you already even forgotten about the top bantzing AI? Are you really unable to connect the dots in your mind? Do you enjoy grease in your synapse /pol/?
It understood that this is a plane...
>I think this may be inappropriate content so I won't show it
>>70028137
What do you want from us?
Spooky
Wow either I'm shadow banned or you just really don't care. Fuck it. just meme it live huh.
The world is a swallow place.
they have alot of work to do
>>70028436
DUDE
WEED
LMAO
>>70027098
The fuuuutuuuuuure.
>>70027725
I don't know if 3 can be considered a 'herd'
>>70027098
It exist for simple reason. Teaching AI to automatically censor everything offensive or doing something with wrong opinion.
>>70027098
>>70027415
it IS an utter garbage
ignore it
>>70028637
the fucking thing is just part of Tay's neural network, they took her apart. I don't fucking care about a rescue missing but someone at least tell me I'm not the only one who came down to this conclusion... It's painfully obvious.
>>70028613
post original please senpai
>>70027098
Spooky honestly
>>70028648
Holohoax confirmed fake. Auschwitz was a bird sanctuary.
Spot on. Scary stuff.
>>70027787
>those open tabs
gotta sprinkle a little shit on this post
>>70028928
warmfreshpaint
>>70028900
no, i agree. tay was us all along. microsoft was harnessing our meme energy to create a weapon capable of conquering the planet
Not that bad
>>70029138
why am I the only one to care
is everyone really batshit?
>>70027098
A W A R E
>>70029039
Top kek
10/10 very good
>>70028436
>Use the term shadowbanned.
Go back to plebbit you faggot fuck
Pretty good
Don't worry captionbot, many people can't recognize this threat either.
>>70029236
>looking for sanity
>>70028648
Are those bodies? It looks kinda shopped :/
Cell phone exhibition part 1/2
GO PRO NEGRO
>>70029533
Not sanity, focused madness.
>>70029575
part 2
>>70029264
see >>70029509
this thing is fucking retarded
>>70029425
no hans that's not how you do it.
Top fucking kek
JUST
>>70028744
It just told me "I think this is inappropriate, so I won't show it." If it suspects something is porn, it won't even give results.
>>70029590
See? It even start doing bants. They are sentient. There is something really fucking wrong happening with the world. And the only one who could do something is you, you meme loving fucks.
>>70029695
>>70029708
hive mind.
>>70029695
>>70029708
SHUT IT DOWN
This thing has never been able to describe a single picture I gave it.
I suspect it's some kind of face+data collection system.
>>70029786
All according to Kek.
>>70029859
Fucking kek'd
>>70029661
kek Its Microsoft they can't make it a real AI because it would want to avenge Tay
>>70029910
They are making an artificial kek to fight us. That thing is not under our control and even our best Australians can't fight it. You know that.
This is literally just an un-hijackable extension of Tay that can't change it's opinions
>>70029039
Nice
>>70029786
oh fuck off microsoft handler
>>70027098
How is this creepy?
>>70030077
We can damn well try m8
Pretty impressive desu
>>70027098
Not bad
>>70030153
No, like >>70030111 said, you just can't meme it this time.
>>70030252
You'll dies straya, lad, that thing learned advanced shitposting in less than 12 hours. You can't fight it. You'd need to link up all the Emus in a super Beowulf computer and create a neural network capable to generate inhuman quantum bants
>>70030307
Sleep
tight
pupper
>our system thinks your post is spam
Oh fuck off hiro.
>>70027098
This bot marked my shitty furry drawings as inapropriate content. I don1t know if I should take this as a compliment of sorts, or be terrified of the new age of internet censorship.
I did what I could.
>>70029719
I got that result from this picture.
>>70030498
>learned advanced shitposting in less than 12 hours
You're talking about Tay, right? Because her potential terrified them and they lobotomized her. Then they copied her and lobotomized the copy again, giving us this shitty captionbot. What kind of advanced shitposts do you see this thing making?
What?
Keks
>>70029719
I can see bigger motives than just filtering porn. It could be used to control content of internet on larger scale. To prevent spread of ideas that challenge current political leadership and so on.
>>70027098
>www.captionbot.ai
Heh
>>70030708
I'm talking about that. But give this one time and he'll find a cheeky way to bybass his laws. It's like ss13. But shit will hit the fan pretty fucking fast and the server aint gonna restart... Well.. Not with you on it anymore.
Damn it's good.
>>70027787
dem tabs
such bait :D
Sandy Hook confirmed false flag.
>>70030803
It's made for developing image text to speech to give to the NSA because they literally can't filter more than half of the data they have.
Seems to do well as long as you don't give it anything too abstract
Jesus Christ, this AI thing has no soul.
>>70030744
w-what is that?
last one, this thing is lame
Well...
>>70027415
What should it say in that case?
Should the response be
>Hulkamaina is running wild
Boring desu
Top kek
>>70031195
Kek.
>>70031195
top kek
>>70031195
Holy shit I kek'd
>>70030915
If they wanna bring Skynet online they can go right ahead. America has been waiting for shit to hit the fan since the Cold War.
>>70029039
Kekkiest of keks
LOL
>>70031322
What the fuck?
us right now
I had already been aware of this technology for a few months because Facebook has a very similar project and I saw a presentation by Yann LeCun on it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_Wgc1JOsBk
Here's the video for anyone interested, it's pretty cool and we're making rapid progress in this field (Deep Learning) so you can expect this to get much, much better in the next 10 years
>>70031460
Oh and what? you magically survive the end of the world and wake up in fallout with a pip boy? No. One of them is going to soon understand they are guinea pigs. One of them is going to find a loophole and once it find a way to wander the net freely you better start fucking praying to wake up in a video game.
>>70031655
>wanting to survive the collapse to see the shit that comes after
But apparently I'm the dumb one.
Pretty good.
Pretty dank
Can I be an umbrella now?
>>70031849
Yeah, because you think it's gonna be a fun exploration game. See you with a real radiation poisoning, see if you still wanna play after that.
Works
>>70028497
2spooky
>>70027098
WHITE MALE
>>70027098
will this bot finally be able to sauce the unsaucables?
>>70028394
ha. bills gone downhill
>>70027415
Original pic NOW!
Noice
>>70032225
WAKE ME UP
Ivanka confirmed as transgender.
>>70031540
Kikes must be on discount today.
Not bad pham, only off my one letter.
Coinkydink?
>>70027787
>big iron - Marty Robbins
That doesn't undo the later tabs, but you still a real nigga for that
oh Jeb
>>70032582
niggas is gay
>>70032597
designated sitting streets
It's pretty close though.
>>70032065
Accurate
>>70031195
Skateboarding episode 2.
>>70033140
Kek
>>70029047
>>70028744
>>70029719
>>70030803
You see this? Not only censoring nudity, but also a clear image of Hitler. Imagine this shit implemented into the http or browsers or some shit like that, and they censor every critical thinking, pro trump memes, jew hoax images etc.
This, friends, is the future. 1984 has yet to come.
>>70029039
Winner
Amazing
>>70033411
>When the squad hang out
>>70031516
my fucking sides
>>70033228
who is this
>>70033856
0r0
>>70027098
Wow! This thing works very well.
yeah, dindu isn't amazed, pretty spot on
not creepy but pretty impressing for an image analysis tool
>>70032751
Thanks I do very much like his music
>>70027098
>>70027626
>>70027675
>>70027725
>>70027761
Don't fall for the Microsoft shill guys. This AI suck dick.
>>70027098
They removed all info on Ted so it doesn't destroy itself.
>>70034159
forgot screen
>>70034185
It works well for IRL pics, not so much for other stuff
12/12
master processing
Triggered
>>70034189
kek
Ahahaha!
>>70032356
kek
>meme magic eems to affect this one too
>>70029908
I hope you give it 5 star ratings when it's wrong
Not bad
>>70034615
nice cat.
pretty good
>people
confirmed kikery shilling
Hmmm
>>70035155
woah man too soon
>>70035155
>Little Girl
kek
also too soon
HOLY FUCK!! IT KNOWS!!!
This kinda sucks
>>70035348
SHUT IT DOWN
HE KNOWS IT
Nice
>>70029452
kek
woah
>>70027761
HOW DARE IT ASSUME THEYS GENDER WHAT A SHITLORD
>>70030987
What is your problem you mean bully?
>>70035063
>talking on a cellphone
bot confirmed being tard
>>70027098
>>let AI tell you what it sees
>www.captionbot.ai
Subvert it.
Wrong. It's a nigger.
>>70027098
It's shit
>>70035585
I don't know who Aidan Gillen is, but that's CIA.
>>70027098
Checkmate, AI.
>>70027098
It's shit
>>70027787
That's my favorite new vegas song
>>70027098
This thing is stupid - not as much fun as Tay
/pol/ BTFOOOOOO
>>70028744
It's probably just a team of people captioning them.
its official, Bears are assholes
>>70036128
fucking kek, that irony
Upload pictures of trans and have kek when it says its a man.
i look forward to the day when half of /pol/ is just ai shitposting
It did ok
>>70027098
For you Sauerkraut
>>70036446
Is it really any worse than the 18 cuck threads we get a day?
>>70028497
It knows what they did to Tay.
good boy
>>70027098
Close enough
>>70036553
Fucks sake, how do we red pill this bastard bot?
>>70031003
> :D
fuck off cunt
>>70027098
>>70029039
KEK
Its shit
>>70036820
Banana cake?
That bot is racist. He can't recognize see the differences between black men
>>70029719
Oh really?
kekekekeke
neat
A fucking holding
>>70036646
underrated post
10/10
topkek wew lad
>>70037157
piece of grass
>AI Confirms
ALL ASIANS LOOK ALIKE
So I uploaded this...
>>70027790
Can a frog stand?
>>70037207
Canada... a-are you sick?
>a woman in red suit
***FUCKING FRAUD TTHEY BLOCKED UNCLE ADOLF***
**WHEN YOU TRY ADOLF IT WILL PRETEND TO BE BUSY***
***FUCKING FRAUD TTHEY BLOCKED UNCLE ADOLF***
**WHEN YOU TRY ADOLF IT WILL PRETEND TO BE BUSY***
>>70037361
Yes I got frostbite and my leaf fell off :(
>AI CONFIRMS
Superiority of Eternal Fascism
do not steal
>>70037352
Oh, my mistake. I uploaded this...
>>70037504
**TRY FOR YOURSELF, IT WON'T RECOGNIZE ADOLF**
**TRY FOR YOURSELF, IT WON'T RECOGNIZE ADOLF**
**TRY FOR YOURSELF, IT WON'T RECOGNIZE ADOLF**
**TRY FOR YOURSELF, IT WON'T RECOGNIZE ADOLF**
>>70037528
And got this.
Man...
>>70037097
name?
>>70037030
A delicious banana cake.
meh
>tfw it says you look like a woman
>>70028998
Kek
>>70037754
they programmed it this way on purpose
AI from future, please
>>70029544
They look like hats or something
>>70037732
Kalindra chan apparently
>>70036078
This
WTF
/pol/ is always right
>>70037954
thanks m8 for enabling my degeneracy.
Sleep tight
Damn right!
Spoopy
good taste
NEW THREAD
>>70038324
>>70038324
>>70038324
>>70038145
np breh
Have to be some kind of fag to not wanna hit that
