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ITT: We Post like it's 1916
Why do Germans ruin everything?
Nobody would be posting because we would be busy getting gassed/blown up/shot/stabbed
>>70005563
What are these booms i keep hearing? Is there a war going on?
>>70005563
bout to go over the top with @Nigel #fucktheking #trenchfoot
[This poster was killed at Gallipoli by British incompetence]
Can't feel my toes anymore, gents lmao #trenchfoot
>>70005864
wish we had a loo
who /leenfield/ here? great piece of kit
Got around 10 guns back at home, Imagine a country where you need a licence to own guns. That would never happen, right, Folks?
Fucking can't even read a en editorial these days without all these fucking Reds shitmailing about Debs.
I'm not doing your homework.
>>70005989
STOP SHITTING ON MY BUNK
#justice4gavrilo
>>70006235
Suck my balls you, pansy-faggot neutral.
>>70005989
http://www.morseresource.com/morse/out/mp-5703dd5017c41.mp3
Goddamn France got btfo by krauts
>hope this isn't a trend
>>70006719
Thank God President Wilson kept us out of the war. Anybody else /comfy/ here?
>>70006719
You forgot to include #TRENCH FOOT!
>>70006388
Fix your education.
>>70005563
>Home by Christmas they said
I'm gonna run this by you guys
I have a great idea for a new Canadian Flag to replace the old one
Simple design
Red
White
But in the middle, oh sweet baby Jesus
In the middle
A
Fucking Goddamn
Maple
Leaf
>contain your orgasms please
>>70005563
>tfw ruski
>tfw volunteer in 1914
>get your ass handed to you in August near Tannenberg
>be in hospital for 4 months, see people literally eating themselves
>1915
>lose Poland
>no ammo, because all the ammo was in THE FUCKING POLAND
Well at least Brusilov counterattacked in Galicia, so we're sort of relieved now. Industry also is geared up for war now, so all in all it will be good.
Any Poles here?
Why are you still siding with that pussy Romanov?
Stop fighting for russian cucks, we need to unite under austro-hungarian banner.
GO #TeamFranzJoseph
FOLLOW MY ARTILLERY
>>70007328
It'll never happen. People aren't that retarded.
>>70005563
I change side
my sister was rambling about the womenfolk being able to vote in elections in the coming years, can you believe that? she really needs to be found by a good husband and made to settle down and have children.
Why the fuck are we here for again?
>>70005563
>mfw Germans think they can capture Verdun
Told them that they shall not pass too.
>>70007570
It's 1916. You're absolutely nowhere to be seen, new worlder.
>>70007570
you are?
The tsar is a fucking moron. What the fuck am I doing involved in this shit.
>>70007573
please france stop bitching we'll help you in a few months time jesus Christ you make the war sound terrible
Brb going on a trench raid
>>70005649
meh, it's not relevant if were not involved
When will feminism save my poor wife kek
All geared up to kill it with the lads tonite! #wedemboyz #squadgoals #liketheresnotomorrow
>Get back from killing Krauts
>Get to kill Brits
Tiocfaidh ár kek
>>70005563
bulgarian keks are trying to expand again
give back thasos or we repeat 2nd balkan war
>>70007502
Why? so you can lose libya earlier?
It takes for fucking ever to get a reply to any of these telegrams
I dunno if this crap will ever catch on lads
>>70007970
no, it's tradition
>>70007950
please filthy irish peasant serf all you did was take over a post office and get cucked by your own women trying to pick up their husbands army pensions.
Now, those ulster boys on the otherhand...
Anybody else think Alaska and Hawaii should be states?
The people of Finland have by this step taken their fate in their own hands; a step both justified and demanded by present conditions. The people of Finland feel deeply that they cannot fulfil their national and international duty without complete sovereignty. The century-old desire for freedom awaits fulfilment now; Finland's people step forward as a free nation among the other nations in the world. (...) The people of Finland dare to confidently await how other nations in the world recognize that with their full independence and freedom, the people of Finland can do their best in fulfilment of those purposes that will win them a place amongst civilized peoples.
>>70008248
Nigger you're too early, don't ruin the line. It ain't bolsheviks yet.
JUST FUCK MY EMPIRE UP
I heard a rumor that the Germans are talking to Mexico.
I wonder what for.
>>70008337
>Russia
>bunch of faggots who got their asses kicked by a bunch of japs ten years ago
So I told Dean to go over the top into frontal and enfilade machine gun fire.. he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahahaha!
>>70006127
Kek
>>70007950
With the rising? Not going too well is it?
Sup guys enjoying the war?
>>70005563
The leaves have long fallen, and our men are still not back. Fuck off, Franz Josef!
I was a Josefer until now, but now my eyes can see. I am a #CommunistMissile from now on!
>>70008552
I heard emus are starting to become a problem in your area of the world
>>70008520
>USA
>Fucking relevant
Should have sold Alaska to the brits, you ungrateful swine.
>>70008410
sõnaotses mõttes kes?
Hmmmm, the Ottoman Empire is falling apart, think we can grab Asia Minor in a few years?
And maybe retake Constantinople later.
Who /cuckingeveryonebydealingweapons/ here?
>be german
>get shot
>be russian
>get shot
>be french
>get shot
>be british
>get shot
>be belgian
>get shot
cant believe all these crazy women think they should be able to vote. Prohibition will never fucking happen m8
>>70008793
GOOD LUCK GETTING YOUR ASSES KICKED BY THE GERMANS FAGGOT
>>70005563
Alright the Russians are nearly beaten, so now let's launch our troops at Verdun. Nichts könnte schief laufen.
>That one german bloke who is screaming from no-mans land
It's fucking 2am ffs let me get my 30min sleep
>>70008795
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NE8-_GAc7g4
>>70005563
It's 1916, people!
Today I learned there were 150 explosive shells per square yard around the city and battlefield of Verdun
apparently roughly a million unexploded shells still lie around Verdun
>>70005563
>We Post like it's 1916
WTF are you doing in this thread than America?
This place is for real soldiers. The Somme hasn't even happened yet and you bust in here thinking you are relevant. Come back NEXT April for mop up duty after the real nations have done some real world warfaring
>>70008997
>Brits still fighting for Zionism
Also >can't even take East Africa
>>70008717
Thanks a lot, asshole.
>>70009065
>fighting for Britain
Look at this cuck!
>>70007800
Sup, don't mind me, im just here to tag along with you and provide backup in order to learn the modern ways of warfare.
Gonna help on that anti-submarine campaign too though!
>>70006127
>implying debs isnt a red
Fucking commie, im calling the police to deport you
>>70008717
shouldn't you be dying from typhus on corfu?
>>70006719
R A R E
A
R
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>Krauts getting btfo at footie even with no keeper
It's all going downhil 2bh
>>70008200
maybe if you like sucking dick you can make them states
>>70006909
>#TRENCH FOOT!
GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!GAS!
Home by Christmas lads!
Right?
>>70009065
R A R E
A
R
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This guy walks into a bar and slaps your gf's ass
what do you do?
>>70008961
Negro pls, austrians are buttfucked by Brusilov in Galicia, turkish fags have lost Erzerum and Trabzon, germans can't get shit in Verdun because of us. We'll win soon, very soon.
I know there's a bunch of shit going on in Europe right now, but does anybody else wonder about Japan? I mean, they beat the Russians a few years ago - do you think they'll ever be a problem for us?
>>70009293
Guys, if we kill our enemies, they win. We should surrender, then win them over with Love
t. Trudeau
I'm glad to fight for Verdun and really hope people in the future will admire what I did and pay respect to us
how's the mustard gas treating you boys?
>>70008793
Hows that Ottoman front faggot?
>inb4 muh Kutuzov
Enjoy losing your empire to turks lmao
>>70005771
Kek
>>70009328
I see red desu
Time to flood the Ijzer river #swag #sosorrynotsorry #germanyucanthavethis #viveleroi
>>70009328
Ram my Pickelhaube into his butthole.
You lads DID volunteer right?
>>70009328
help him crush revolutionaries
I volunteered for the German side because my state is 87% German and the Americans are suppressing us back home.
For the Kaiser.
>>70009364
>mfw conscientious objectors
war fucken sucks tbqh pham
>mfw I'm neutral
>mfw making a killing (kek) on selling to both sides
So how's it going for you gents over there?
>>70009418
>Hows that Ottoman front faggot?
Breddy gud, thanks for asking, Joe.
>>70009281
filthy barbarian, using gas on your fellow man
well, by next year we'll see who's getting gassed the most you little kraut
>>70009293
aussie fag sort out your discipline why no field punishment number 1? also stop letting our unruly soldiers go!
>>70009328
I head your units are bretty good for piss sniffers, reckon we can use you come june for some real dank manoeuvres
>>70009340
Russia pls sort out your army and, steamroller when? I can't keep giving you planes, razor wire and artillery shells
>>70009569
literal cancer
I wish krauts would just leave. Stop digging holes in my fucking garden! Go werk somewhere else!
>>70006719
WHERE'S YOUR RED ENSIGN. DELETE THIS.
>>70005563
>all these plebs posting about the horrors from the trenches
I can only guffaw at the folly of you men who decided infantry was a good idea.
Officer serving on the HMS Queen Mary here. I'm actually the gunner of the second turret. It's comfy as fuck, we get fresh food because it's so close to home, and I get to personally fire some of the largest guns ever made while being pampered the entire time.
>tfw the shockwave from firing
>tfw the smell of cordite
>erect the entire time
>steaming at near 30 knots
The only things I have to worry about are running out of Fresh milk and the retards in the magazine who go to smoke but forget they're covered in cordite after weapons trials.
The Germans won't even leave port because they're so afraid of us. Truly Britannia rules the waves.
Come out and fight for once you women. Stop pretending to have a navy and come fight if you're man enough.
>pic related
>the most beautiful girl I've ever seen
R A R E
A
R
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FCUK ALL SHITGARIANS,TRANSILVANIA IS ROMANIAN LAND LEFT TO US BY GLORIUS TRAIAN,WE WILL HAVE OUR LAND BACK
(russia please help)
>>70005563
Damn, it feels good to be fighting the Huns for King George. Bet we'll be mostly done by the time the Americans even show up.
>>70009146
THE SUN NEVER SETS!
Btw topkek at that britbong who didn't shoot this injured German corporal. I would have shot him and cut off his dirty kraut mustache
>>70009624
>aussie fag sort out your discipline why no field punishment number 1? also stop letting our unruly soldiers go!
You're just upset that we're all volunteers and get paid more than you cobber, I understand.
Texas here
Ayy lmao
>>70005563
>current year
>picking a side
FUCKING THIRSTY FUCKING KEBABS GIBE WATER
SHIT! We joined the wrong side, knew we should have taken germany's deal ;_;
>>70009739
SHIT SHIT SHIT, WHY NOW
>>70009730
How's the Sultan faring?
>Be European
>Go to war every 15 years
>Get shot
This is why everyone else hates you
>>70007570
because it's 1916
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
>>70009902
fug :DD
>>70009896
Why did you fucking do this my fucking god.
The sun is shining, the grass is green, the heaven is blue. There is not much else I could wish for now.
How was everyone else's day?
Are you Brits fucking serious? Launching airplanes (an American invention) off of a BOAT?
some of you guys are alright, don't show up to the gpo tomorrow.
>>70009950
>France
>Triggered by Italy
Ok that checks out
>>70009972
fuckin with some chinks
bretty good
>>70009828
>Netherlands
>having a choice
>>70009950
don't worry brah [spoiler]we ain't giving them shit at the peace talks[/spoiler]
Why cant we just build a fucking wall?
>>70009966
SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING FUCKING SUPPLIES.
QUICK TAKE THIS FUCKING GOLD AND HIDE IT BEHIND THE URALS. You'll give it back after the war, right?
>>70009679
>tfw trapped in watertight compartment with a handful of other piss-scared men in the dark as ship sinks beneath the waves
I'd rather go down as a pilot,a slug through the chest or a highspeed crash into the countryside would be preferable to waiting for the air to run out on a pile of terrified guys in total darkness underwater.
>You wake up one morning an this bloke tells you to go over the top.
What do lads?
>Serbia had an alliance with Russia THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME?
FOR WHAT PURPOSE
>>70005864
But at least the band played Waltzing Matilda...?
>>70005563
Stupid Europeans and their conflicts, when will they ever learn? I'm just gonna sell munitions to them and profit.
>>70010047
>be boers's butchers
>die so belgium can continue to exist
>>70009679
>be brazilian
>pretty much only help in the naval anti-submarine campaign
>only sends a few officers to the trenches to learn the ways of modern warfare to improve the country army traditions in the future.
>war ends and you get to keep 70 ships seized from the central powers and get financial compensation from germany.
>loses almost nothing and gets a big fat reward in the end for it.
>feels good man!
>>70010019
>woman
>revolting at the post office
>where the wives of soldiers pick up their pay cheques and their army pensions
it's like you irish fags don't even WANT to be independent
>>70010105
Haig get's a bad rap for his attrition strategy, but tb-h it was the best strategy at the time for that type of warfare
also, anyone else getting a "tank" for the summer holidays?
>>70009739
>Romanians still crying about Transylvania
Sorry, I don't understand your Ottoman barbarian language.
Maybe if you fought them instead of ceding yourselves to become jannisaries and fellow brotherfuckers, you would still have it.
Cry some more, and try and take it if you want it so badly.
>>70009972
I only lost 3 good friends today, all from an artillery shell so I didn't have to hear them scream for too long.
Not too bad as things go Sven.
>tfw getting executed for rebelling against the Hun
>>70009923
Fuck Sultan fuck The army.
When Russians streamrolled through Trabzon the army left us and retreated.
Now Russians are installing railroads we are finished
>>70010275
>artillery shell
yeah...sorry about that
who here /battle of flers–courcelette/ just saw this wtf
get ready to eat shit krauts
>>70008519
Some shit about starting a war
I say we BUILD A WALL
>>70010312
say bye bye to Constantinople roach
Fucking Krauts sinking our folks.
>>70010363
>fler courcelette
>march
what are you, a time traveller?
>>70005563
See you guys, Pershing is sending me to find some Pancho guy.
>>70010312
Your time will come soon roach. The City will be ours...
>>70010363
>The madmans actually armoured a tractor
Tip Top lads we have
>>70005563
german think they beaten us , sure they got us by surprise but now that we flooded the iser and entranched Ypres , we will prepare a counter attack , germans btfo
Officers used to be real men, when did they get so fucking retarded
I blame the Germans
>>70005563
FUCK THE EMPIRE.
CHIMPOUT NAO!
>>70010298
You should've listened to John Redmond
TRECETI BATALIOANE ROMANE CARPATII!
Who /onfixingbarbedwireduty/ here?
>>70010258
I woulda preferred fighting with you against the turkroaches bro
>>70010578
Most of our frontline doesn't even have barbed wire lmao.
>tfw you'll never sit in a comfy trench
>>70005563
Hej Hej! A couple of years ago We had a visitor from a guy named Lenin. Very short and jew-like. He said he's going to start a revolution in Russia.
>TOP FUCKING KEK as if the Tzar wont föck him in the åss.
lelel ... sooo... why are you fighting guys?
Oh also. #PolishRefugeesWelcome #NotAllJews
>>70010588
To the gallows with you, bootlick.
>>70006898
Yep yep yep
>>70010409
>>70010439
I cant take it anymore...
My dad died in Yemen
My brother died in Gallipoli
My children died from illness
All my students volunteered and died.
ALLAH BELANI VERSIN ENVEEEERRRR
>>70010688
arent you starving in your trenches ? heard the tsar fucked up big time the economy so
>tfw yurope BTFOs itself while we sit back and watch
Feels good knowing we'll never get dragged into this nonsense
>>70010090
>1916
>the battle cruisers of the Royal Navy
>sinking
There's a reason we launched the HMS Invincible and the HMS Indifatigable.
back to >>>/Kaiserlichemarieddit/ you dirty Hun shill
[spoiler]Look up what happened to the forward 2 magazines on the Queen Mary. 18 survivors[/spoiler]
>>70010363
The cannon in the side, interesting.
>>70010688
>He doesn't have a built in toilet in the side of the trench
Missing out 2bh
Bumb
>>70010860
Yeah wait and see, race war incoming.
LADS
>>70006898
ITS HAPPENING!
>>70005563
Archduke Franz Ferdinand is a faggot!
>>70010852
Not really man, the war is far more manouver-ish than the western front. Also not starving for now, it's not 1915 anymore, economy is slowly recovering. The only thing is that liberals are bitching about us losing the war when we're actually doing alright. These fucks are not even helping, all they can is bitch about the tsar and shit.
Any of you chaps got a cigarette? Old Freddie over here is starting to putrefy a bit tbqh and I need to cover the smell up
>>70010230
>be brazillian
>only join to learn
>still trying to buy their dreadnought
>still a country made of savage subhuman monkeys
>still collapsing hard after they deposed the emperor they loved so much for little reason
He was too good for you. I heard that Pedro said he wasn't coming back to Brazil ever again when you made him leave quickly.
The revolters cried like women or shitty infants.
>Brazil
>>70008200
>ice niggers and beach spics
>full citizens
>K
>>70010712
I get medals and a warm reception in the uk for helpin bring down the ottoman empire
you get executed by rifles
seems like a no brainer to me
>Tfw took a cheeky poo in a dead krauts mouth
Who /mischievous/ here?
>>70008200
>1916
>ice niggers and beach spics
>full citizens
>K
>>70011159
SHUT UP AND TAKE BACK YOUR POLISH JEWS FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
They have turned Gothenbourg into a fucking gypsy park! Goddamnit aaaaaaaahhhhh.
fucking french fags we will kill you all
t. Wilhelm II
>>70011159
hopefully you take berlin soon to btfo the huns totally , its been 2 years already , i want to go back to my hometown
>>70011322
*tip bérêt*
>>70005563
Make Dobrich great again.
>>70011159
Keep an eye on Germany, i hear they're funding some extremist groups in your country...
>roleplaying faggotry
Officer on the Queen Mary here.
ITS HAPPENING
WE ARE MOVING OUT TO JUTLAND LADS.
Can't wait to sink the kraut navy. Indifatigable and Invincible are in our fleet as well.
>I drew this picture of a scared kraut before battle
Wish me luck lads
>>70011322
fuck you cousin
t. Ferdiand I
We wuz soldiers! #WhiteMansWar
>>70011159
we also sended a voluntary regiment over there , hope they are doing well with those armored cars
>>70010867
>1,266 lost
See, this is what I'm talking about. Fuck sitting out in the ocean on a floating coffin, lobbing oversized shells at other assholes.
Besides, Brits may rule the waves, but we own the sky.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv1ZN8c4_Gs
>>70011082
The guy at the that fall from the left....
Did he jump on purpose?
>>70011322
STOP THE ASSAULT OR THE AUSTRIAN DIES
>>70011670
I mean, for the right.
>>70006898
Dream on!
Wilson is a progressive charlatan who is just itching to get us involved in this European kerfuffle!
>>70011644
What the flipping fuck is that thing and why is it missing the rest of its wings?
>>70011644
>we own the sky
i saw some us planes , my god they terribles , even the huns fucking albatros is better than those cardboard shit
>lived a great life as the aristocract
>dirty krauts send over some liberal faggots on a train
>the working class now chimping out and starting to raise hell
>get this uneasy feeling that shit's about to go down
What do?
>>70011555
>muh grand fleet
>muh ancient naval tradition
lmao can't even beat the fucking krauts at jutland
>>70011105
Why did the Krauts do this? Are they retarded?
>>70011870
just ask the tsar to jail those fags or send them to the front , that will calm them
>>70011870
Don't worry there, fellow citizen, we're about to KEEL the germans and retake the lost territories.
probably...
>be French
>sitting in hole at 2am when it is 15 degrees
>Germans launch wierd cannister thing that coat me and my bros in this jelly shit
>go inside hole next to lamp to get warm after shift
>jelly turns into a gas
>bros run out screaming
>get shot
Crafty Germans and their gas technology
>>70011797
>>70011819
>muh wings
>>70011644
What is the contraption, how can you expect something made entirely out of metal to fly?
>>70011322
you'll never have l'Alsace or la Lorraine you pd
>>70011893
Shit rare flag.
First time I see it.
>>70011893
RARE
A
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>>70011870
Socialism sounds promising, and the bourgeois sure sounds oppresive over the proletariat. I think youshoud join the movement comrade.
>>70011893
R A R E
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>>70010105
>go over the top
>get shot
>stay in trenches
>get shot
>>70011644
>Brits may rule the waves but we own the sky
I suggest you look at the British navy post 1900 and reconsider your beliefs.
In Jutland, their gunnery was shit, and 3 seperate battlecruisers had magazine detonations, losing nearly all of their crew each time.
>also the invincible detonated lel
Pic related
Want to know something hilarious?
The rear admiral on the invincible which detonated from a forward magazine explosion was Admiral Hood. The HMS Hood after the British decided to not fit the battlecruiser with more armor and gave it even more explosive ammunition to store also detonated killing nearly all of its crew.
>that absolutely insane German banter
>detonating Hood multiple times like cheeky cunts over 30 years
S A V A G E
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And they say the Germans don't have a sense of humor.
>>70011893
had to look up saint pierre and miquelon, interesting
>>70007408
ON RADIO, WHAT IS THIS FLAG
>>70011227
Well, we got our independance at a later age than you, you used to be pretty shitty right after getting your too, remenber how canada burned down the white house?
We would not even join the war if the krauts didn't decide to blow up one of our merchant ships carrying coffee while in accordance with demands made upon neutral countries.
Since we got forced into the war while unprepared we decided to just sit back and learn while letting the europeans gas themselves, we pretty much only cared about sinking the submarines so it would not be a danger to our merchant fleet, which was running at full force sending supplies to the exausted warzones of europe.
Go ahead and brag about your great economy, im sure that will never fall into ruin by doing something stupid as letting feminists in power that will impose debilitating welfare taxes on your people to support a bunch of niggers and single moms who made bad life choices and are forced to raise their nigger babies as a single mother.
Im sure your country won't mess it up so daam bad as to one day be ruled by a nigger president, that will definitly never happen right?
>>70010271
Maybe we will.
>>70011591
We heard you have some problem with your black citizens. Care to send us some ?
No frontline stuff, just menial duty, I promise.
>>70011105
Lusitania was an inside job
Torpedo fuel can't melt the Lusitania
"And then I said, you shall receive youe independence when you get back from the anzac cove!"
>tfw all these people with made up flags
What the hell is going on, and what's with the fucking leaf
In ditch send help
>>70012106
I knew about the HMS Hood but not the Admiral on the Invincible. Shame WWIII got delayed so long or they could have kept the streak going.
>be in a shitty trench water/shit soaking my socks at all times
>capture German trench
>mfw they have irrigation system and actual rooms
at least, it will be the last of the last, to end ALL the war.
Finally, the world would be at peace just after!
>join battle for queen and country
>end up in a trench
>no loo in sight
>openly expel waste along with all the other lads
>mfw
Might as well have enlisted with the Indians
>>70012200
Nothing wrong with it really, the black-yellow-white got abolished back in 1883. Though the one it shows is messed up a bit, there should be a yellow square with an eagle in top left corner.
>>70012470
we need to destroy germany totally after this shit , get their economy on the ground totally , so they can never be a superpower again , also lets dismantle austria-hungary and the ottoman empire , cause fuck those fags
>>70012106
>A big ship sunk
>That means Britain is shit
Yank reasoning never surprises me.
Just ran into this guy in no man's land; we agreed not to kill each other. Seemed like a nice guy to be honest, I feel like he'll never do anything wrong.
Really want the US to get out of Cuba and get rid of the Platt amendment. Also we better not get into this war
>>70012648
I'm from the future and I can tell you he becomes a pest exterminator after the war - and a world renowned exterminator, too.
Can't wait for 2000 to be honest.
>>70012776
cant wait for my descendents to be admiral of flying ships
>>70011893
UNIDENTIFIED BANNER SIGHTED ON THE ENEMY TRENCH
>>70012648
im dissapointed rosbiff , you should have captured him back to trench
WHO /GERMAN-AMERICAN/ HERE?
GOTT ERHALTE WILHELM DEN KAISER
WE WILL NEVER FIGHT OUR GERMAN BROTHERS
>>70012479
Underrated.
>>70011887
[EMERGENCY MESSAGE FOR ANONYMOUS]
[LAST THING SENT BY THE QUEEN MARY BEFORE SINKING]
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU FUCKING SAY ABOUT BRITANNIA YOU LITTLE PEASANT? stop I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED TOP OF MY CLASS IN GUNNERY TRIALS AND HAVE 300 CONFIRMED HITS IN COMBAT TRIALS stop YOURE NOTHING TO ME BUT A LITTLE DETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT [end of telegraph]
>>70012776
How fucking stupid do you have to be to even imagine of such a useless monstrosity?
>>70012648
The face looks photoshopped.
>>70011893
Le rare flague!
>>70011893
TOP RARE
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>>70012931
>mfw burgers's isolationism
It would be interesting using 4chan in WWIII. Would m00k ban flags that are enemies to Japan? Would their be threads discussing military secrets? Or would we still be shitposting?
>>70011893
>A
>FUCKING
>BOAT
>>70013014
at least we imagine how the future will be , while you are still the bottombitch of the ottomans
>>70013014
What the hell is a photoshop
>>70008869
Fuck you we should follow the king and help the Germans. Also if you try anything in Asia Minor we will ruin everything at the worst moment OK? The king should rule and his son is succeeding him next year so get used to it. He also has a cool monkey
>>70012776
Shit will be great. The white man will rule the world for a thousand years in giant battle-blimos
>>70013136
ok Mohammed bin Dutroux
>>70013094
Think of it like /sp/ at the world cup but with guns
>>70013184
I think it's a shop where they do all those fancy new-fangled photography things.
>>70013184
He's some fucking retard trying to force a meme
But I do agree that shit looks airbrushed
>>70013280
who the fuck is Dutroux ?
and why call me mohammed ?
we are in europe not morocco
>>70012931
This. Still have some family in the old country. I wonder how they are doing.
>>70012106
>I suggest you look at the British navy post 1900 and reconsider your beliefs.
One third of all the worlds shipping was British right into the 1940's
>>70013382
world war 2 ?
stop with your fantasy
this war is the last war
>>70005649
It wasn't the germans man. It was that serbian douchebag working with the black hand-and that complete airhead Franz Ferdinand. If he'd been just a little less fucked in the head by parading around the place when there were terrorists about while his carriage was unprotected, then WW1 wouldn't have happened.
I'm captain America, wwi edition
>>70013329
Yeah I see that, I think it was lifted from this pic
>tfw your country has been dominated by Germans, Russians or Swedes for the last 800 years
>tfw no matter who wins the war, your nation loses
>tfw forced to die for a country you don't give a shit about and that doesn't give a shit about you
>>70013520
What ever you say, Hans
>Germany
>"huuuur durrrr superpower by 1933"
>>70013452
>ooc
He must be a radical marxist.
>>70013600
>tfw you should be happy for the upcoming Reich
>tfw we will liberate you
>>70012643
>a big ship
>not many big ships all caused by design flaws
>some flaws so horrible and overlooked after years of promised refit that doomed the lives of thousands that it can be seen as intentional sabatoge by the German royal family in Britain
HMS Invincible, HMS Indifatigable, HMS Queen Mary, Britannia, Bulwark, Russel, Triumph, Formidable, Vanguard, Prince of Wales, Royal oak, Barnham, Hood, Repulse.
That's not even all of them. The sinkings which caused the deaths of so many were terrible design flaws or bad commanding that was either not fixed or not cared about enough to matter.
Seriously research these failures. The waste of so many men is absolutely disgusting.
Lads, I think ol' Otto was right
>>70005563
>Guys, g-guys, I have a brilliant idea, no p-please hear me out, please! No I promise it won't result in the deaths of 100s of thousands of Austrians again!
![1d048a0285e966879289fbdceb1fa699.jpg--ypres_ww1_battlefield_man_in_action_in_semi_darkness_going_over_the_top_at_ploegsteert__flanders__1917____copyright_father_browne_s_j__collectio[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WJg2hXs.jpg "1d048a0285e966879289fbdceb1fa699 ypres ww1 battlefield man in action in semi darkness going over the top at ploegsteert flanders 1917 copyright father browne s j collectio[1]")
So I told Nigel to go over the top and he actually did it the absolute madman #BeScaredJerry
killed 20 serbian children today ask me anything
>>70013823
>tfw this guy is considered a military genius
>mfw I missed the 1916 thread
JUST
>The Anglo's will never control the middle east
>>70013803
Hahaha, holy shit
>>70005563
>Yes goyim - keep fighting amongst yourself
>>70005563
What a senseless waste of lives.So many died for absolutely nothing.
>>70013891
By who?
Holy shit Austria got BTFO by Serbia TWICE, before big brother Germany came to rescue their asses. Austria cannot even defeat a poor as fuck balkan state
>>70013781
That's war. People die and stupid decisions are made. I'm sure if I bothered I could find a lot of American naval failures, although your country doesn't participate in as many naval battles as mine.
I'm not counting Hood because Bismarck is a bitch, and America would have lost 3 ships to that bastard.
>>70009818
Good old Waco justice, I love being here and not some Euro hell hole
>>70014033
dont go too cocky Ahmed , the brits are gonna make a good offensive to break Gallipoli siege soon , just you Watch it
>>70013382
>battle of the Atlantic
I'm being serious m8. The capital ship issues were awful. So many problems were outright ignored and they wasted so many lives.
The magazine detonation issues that should have been fixed after Jutland were ignored. Hood sunk from the same exact issue QM and Invincible did. The cruiser record was even worse.
HMAS Australia was sunk by a merchant cruiser with 4 15cm low velocity world war 2 guns. This cruiser exploded with such force and such speed that all men were lost, the identification and a few dead bodies still kept by the Germans who wondered why no survivors surfaced in horror. There are many stories like this.
>>70014114
Who the fuck is "Israel"?
>>70014114
what the fuck is that flag ? who the fuck are you ?
>>70014142
There are still streets named after Hotzendorf in Austria.
Ahem I mean there will be, a hundred years from now, I think, I'm guessing.
at that time i was owned by the british empire
>>70007904
Is that from the movie "the bridge" iv always wanted to know. Also watch the bridge.
>>70013781
Also, most of those were purely unlucky, i.e. Britannia who lost to a u-boat, which we hardly knew anything about, and Prince of Wales, which was one of the first ships to sunk through an air attack (we didn't make the mistake again).
>>70014114
Hahaha look, the Jews think they have a country. HAHAHA
>>70009328
i say u will pay in some years
>>70014168
I hear that there are ships who can sail underwater.Could this be true?
>>70014306
>at that time
what do you mean at that time ?
you are still owned by them
fucking Ahmed thinking he can be independant like that in 1916
>>70014553
>1916
>Not having subs
>be european
>die for serbs and slavs
could this be the work of the eternal anglo?
Man, why are you yurofags blowing yourselves up?
Do we need to sell guns to you?
>>70014580
brussels plz, i said i was owned because we got independence in like what 1976? im talking about now and the future, im saying at the time during ww1 i was owned by the british empire, not now
>all these fucking retards fighting and dying over nothing
Meanwhile we sell and smuggle for the Germans making hella bank.
Remove belgnigger refugees though, fucking filth GET OUT GET OUT
>>70014553
yeah, we invented them like 50 years ago. where the hell you been? keep UP!
>>70014818
probably making bank from all that DANK
>>70014841
Check his flag, mate
>sitting in trench in Russia
>some guys talking about this new utopia idea thing
>sounds pretty sweet
>say we have to kill the king
>think they are joking decide to humor them
>bunch of other people say they are all for it
>whole division decides to get on board with idea
>shitisgettingreal.png
>leave trenches and march back to capital
>march to palace and kill King and his whole family
>mfw I reshaped the motherland
>>70015049
Lmao are you dreaming there, man? Tsar is alright and well.
on the side note, wasn't really like this
>>70014691
>>70014841
>>70014922
Then by Allah we are finished.
Germany must send one or two of these "sub"
I have this idea that could solve some of the empires problems, ill tell Kaiser Franz Joseph about it after I get back from Sarajevo....
A British victory in this war will be nothing but beneficial for us and Europe as a whole.
> tfw potatoes went bad
> can't catch fish
> wife and kids died from the common cold
America here I come I guess, it sucks being a poor potatonigger.
>>7000000
Gold
>>70014221
Looks like he intercepted this channel and put his own flag in
Definitely a Jew though
rip thread, someone make a 1917 one, quick.
COUNTER GAS THE KRAUTS
ATTRITION WAR NOW
no... vietnam war is much better
>>70006001
Wow. Spot on.
>>70007644
>>70007644
>>70009941
You wut mate?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lafayette_Escadrille
>>70015262
Agreed
On another note. I sure hope that the Semitic peoples are remembered as a rowdy and unruly lot as their actions in Germany have proven. I'd dare say they'd make a bruise into a vital blow if one were to handle them roughly. Caution to any whom would seek to expel them.
>mfw they great sone elaborate hoax to bilk the Germans out of billions and make them an effeminate selfhating second-class citizens inside their own country
>>70014153
No
The Colorado and New Mexico/Tennessee class as well as Pennsylvania class had just underwent refits. The range finding was superior to the ancient one on the hood that was in desperate need of replacement. The accuracy of the guns were far better because of the modern fire control.
The armor was superior to the British ships (Hood was a battlecruiser mind you) and at the range of engagement seen at the battle of Denmark strait far superior to even the German ship due to the US Using the all or nothing principle for its ships. The decks were heavily armored unlike he Bismarck, Prince of Wales, and of course Hood. Hood took the killing blow in the upper belt because the engagement range was fairly short. This simply could not happen to US ships. (Or the Prince of Wales)
The North Carolina class which was built at the same time as the prince of Wales was far superior to the ships on both sides. It had 16 inch guns and a firing rate above the early KGV because they sent them out with horribly fitted turrets.
The only reason you lost the battle of Denmark strait 2 capital ships vs the Bismarck and a cruiser is due to the fuckups. The design for the hood was never up armored and fixed, and the hood never got the engine refit promised. The magazine issues from world war 1 lingered.
And the prince of Wales because it was fitted so poorly and so terribly had only a single 2 gun turret to fight with because so many were knocked out with mechanical issues stemming from the poor design. When she hit the Bismarck she did a ton of damage and nearly crippled her with one shot, but couldn't fight because her turrets broke.
And in her sinking at force Z, the insistence of her designers to give the ship URP anti air rockets which were completely ineffective as well as not fixing the problems with the DP guns allowed her to take a shit ton of torpedoes. All were blocked by the belt but a single one which caused her to sink.
>>70015829
>Germany
>Effeminate
What kind of opium are you taking
>>70014738
It's 1916, does your shitty moon calendar say something different, camelfucker?
>>70016001
Terribly sorry must be the lack of tea I've suffered in the trenches.
Tried to boil twigs in a sock to cope.
I'd advise suicide instead
>>70015810
>>70016265
shut the fuck up burger
>>70015991
I would expect the American ships to be better since they weren't heavily in the war so they would have more resources and time to build better ships. The German ships which were built before the war were better, as well, and those ships were normally the ones with more 'kills'.
It still doesn't prove why Britain is shit at war, if that is your point and I'm not mistaken.
>>70014402
Her torpedo belt was so thick it stopped all the torpedoes but a single one. The repulse with her was in need of an AA refit so they gave her URP rockets, something worse than 7.7mm guns in effectiveness. The DP guns were never fixed and retained half the firing rate they should have.
The prince of Wales was only sunk because a torpedo hit near the propellor shafts around the belt. That should have been a wound at best.
Because the shafts were so poorly installed, the leak could not be contained by any watertight compartments along the shaft. The damage control was fine, the watertight compartments were fine, but this terrible fitting doomed the prince of Wales in conflict with the Bismarck first, and then sunk her when a manageable leak simply could not be stopped or sealed off.
The KGV class could have taken the Bismarck on 1v1. The prince of Wales was too broken to even fight 2v1 (the German cruiser doesn't count and had no impact on the fight other than a small misidentification that does not exonerate the horrific missing of those shots)
>>70016372
Awww, the little arab country think he's independent.
There's no such thing as independence for sandniggers as you.
>>70016595
all i said was, we were colonized by the british, all the way up to 1976, why does it seem like someone took a shit in your cereal and arguing with others for no reason, than a simple statement saying "we were owned by the british" ?
>>70016757
I can't understand this sandbabble, fucking dunecoons do nothing but shitmail. Can some Nigel send Diaper-head here to the front?
>>70016517
Everything but the North Carolina was built in the 20's or before.
The North Carolina was built and launched in the same timeframe as the KGV and the Bismark, but the KGV class is the only of the 3 which had severe issues with every aspect of its design and fitting.
Why are you attempting to exonerate those men whose egotism and reputation sacrificed many thousands of lives?
The British navy failures in world war 1 and world war 2 woke them the fuck up. The KGV class and the refitted ships of old became the deadliest ships in the theatre. They had to purge the men who wasted lives to do it.
You must remember the lives wasted, lest it happen again. (And it did happen again in the 80's) Britain and anti aircraft don't go together well.
