what is the most degenerate thing you have ever done /pol/?
crossdressed for my boyfriend desu
Came to this board
i was a drug addict
>>70003654
FUCKING
>>70003417
I voted social democrats once
>>70003417
i blew a fat puerto rican dick when i was 12
not even gay
Jerked off to a picture of a dolphin pussy.
fapped to cuck porn a couple of times
I find the idea of cuckoldry pretty repulsive but cuckporn is a treasure trove of amateur mature porn
I eventually stopped watching when I realised It's fucking disgusting and not worth it even though the quality is pretty mint
>>70003417
I did drugs. Lots. Horrible expirience.
>>70003417
cannot decide between:
1) sex with a friend of mine (we are both male);
2) furry porn addiction;
3) living a wasteful life for years.
I had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
>>70003417
For some years in my youth I regularly smoked marijuana. I don't regret it because it made me who I am and all that bullshit, but now when I see my stoner neighbours (they are actually a stoner family owning their own firm and driving a white BMW and a white Mercedes) I kind of wish I had used the time for something different. I'm in a highly specialized field and I will never become as good as would have been possible had I not taken this detour.
>>70003736
KANGZ
I read a lot of Roman history and based on the emperors who were manly as fuck I figured I wanted to fuck a guy's butt so I did. It wasn't fun and now he won't stop snapchating me.
>>70003756
>>70003417
Drank to blackout for 2 years straight.
Spent $40000 on weed in 5 years(personal, not dealing)
archive 70000000
>>70003928
LEAF
>>70003966
Shit...
>>70003592
pics?
>>70004048
you need jesus
Jerking off to either CP or bestiality. I've given up on all porn and fapping so I think I'm good.
>>70003417
Watched MLP and liked it. Don't watch it any more but I still think it's a good show with cute characters.
I fap to this
I had a couple of whores one evening by pure chance, the man I was downing rakijas with was, in fact, a local pimp; he offered whores free of charge and since I was on a trip in EE I thought fuck it, why not; wasn't as good a lay as gf but they were both young and fine bitches
>>70004129
kill yourself
>>70004076
SWEDEN YES
Had receptive anal sex with a shemale prostitute in Germany.
Been tested a few times and no diseases
>>70003920
DISGUSTING!!!
>>70003920
>original post
>>70004105
yeah my tastes kept getting more and more extreme, needed to quit also
Once played "runka bulle" with some friends, its basically you and other people jerk off and cum on a cinnamon bun and whoever cums last has to eat it.
>>70003417
Jerked off on anime trap
Once
>>70003747
storytime!
>>70004169
I am already dead inside f a m
>>70004014
INFINGED
>>70004234
har aldrig runkat bulle ;(
>>70004160
I'm jelly
I'm so afraid to say because /pol/ will disprove. If this post get 20 replies by 20 different people I'll say. I'll say this much though, it had to do with my dick and a Starbucks
>>70004311
POSTED
>>70004175
Test again m8 you never know
>>70004379
>>70004332
Personen som förlorade vägrade äta skiten så det var ganska ledsamt :(
>>70004379
Why won't i feed attention whore
>>70004255
he was a year older and i only did it bc i wanted him to suck mine so i took one for the team
there however was also a younger boy with a really small penis so we just laughed at him.
the other guys dick was so fat my mouth couldnt fit half the head so i just stopped after 3 secs
i regret it all
>>70003966
>>70004379
Shut the fuck up, no one cares you attention whoring aspie
>>70004234
how old were you?
i sent info on venezuelan cops to a venezuelan gang just to see if i could get them killed
>>70004346
go2Sofia; they told me the usual fee was 40lev, so 20EUR/pop, cheap af
>>70003417
I stucked my finger in my poo hole (with a glove still), one time.
>>70004379
I'm glad I have never been into a Starkbucks in Burgeristan
I feel like I went down a path toward degeneracy when I went off to college at Georgetown and now I'm 25 and I feel like everything about my life since then has been degenerate. Gained weight, started smoking cigarettes, smoked marijuana and experimented with other drugs, stopped going to Church, worked on Wall Street and ended up quitting a job at a hedge fund because they pissed me off, and now here I am shitposting on 4chan's pol and collecting unemployment insurance from the State of New York. I kind of hope someone kills me.
Bright spot of my life has been Donald Trump since last June. I know it's impossible, but I want to be great again.
>went to sweden
>raped one of their bitches
>said I was a muslim refugee
>police let me go
>>70004332
>>70004477
so this is a typical swedish game? what are some other swedish games?
>>70004175
Was she hot?
>>70004379
POST IT PUSSY
be a porn addicted kissless neet loser
>>70004543
I did that, felt light headed and almost passed out. Wasn't from pain either, it was like..I donno.
Guess we'll never know what a prostate orgasm feels like
>>70004513
Like 15
>>70004573
Not so degenerate
>>70004485
>the other guys dick was so fat my mouth couldnt fit half the head so i just stopped after 3 secs
lewd
>>70004379
>When you reply to this assburger and his story doesn't even end up being good
>>70004379
POST
>>70004571
You poor bastard
>>70004379
Here's your (You), slut
Yeah take my (You) like a good little whore
convinced my sister to get a muslim bf
fapped to furry 3 times a day for at least 1 year (my dick is kaputt now)
fapped to beast, all kinds of it
licked my own turd when I was 16
once let a black man touch my gf's breast even though she didn'T want it
>>70004573
p.s. nothing wrong with that, We both enjoyed it. We all know Swede chicks like to get raped, so..
>>70003417
I sucked off my best friend while he was asleep
>>70004076
>>70004234
>sweden
>>70004379
Let's do this. Go ahead and start typing the story, 20 (You)'s incoming.
>>70004574
I am too afraid to tell :(
>>70004379
(You)
>>70004379
Here's your (you). You'd better deliver.
>>70003592
The captcha - praise kek
>>70004661
did you eat the cum cinnabun? Does everyone jack off on the cinnabun? Did you help eachother get off?
I regularly masturbate to gay pornography.
>>70004662
yeah, I know :(
>>70004734
Fucking gercucks
>>70004574
I talked to a brittish guy and he said they have a similar thing but with a biscuit/crumpet instead
>>70004775
>norway
>>70003417
I went out with and fucked a turkish girl for a couple weeks
she was qt as fuck though, dem freckles
but she had plastic surrgery, I saw her old pics, she looked jewish/roach as fuck.
dat nose.
>>70004379
You came in a starbucks cup of *insert fluid* and served it to a good looking girl that you wanted. This happened over several weeks.
something like that? I remember it being posted some years ago
>>70003417
I was a communist once
>>70004734
You're the kind of person that will (hopefully) be purged
My BMI was over 30 for over a year. That's right, I was obese. Now I'm at BMI 24. Let me share my amazing success story!
>no more soda, candy, cheese, bread or crisps
>eat less in general
>move more
Amazing! Just boom!
>>70004234
That's like soggy biscuit. Thought it was an urban legend that people actually did it desu
>>70004734
BLEEZ BE SATIRE
>>70003417
I shit in the corner of the living room when i ws fourteen because it was late and i didn't want to wake my parents up with the sound of the toilet flushing (is how i rationalized it.)
come at me india
>>70003417
I fucked a black hooker. I can no longer blame blacks for preferring white girls.
>>70004822
implying masterbating to gay porn isnt redpilled
>>70004854
fucking disgusting piece of shit you are.
>>70004849
So like everyone in the group cums on it and then the last guy has to eat it?
Whoever is last shouldn't cum because then they'll no longer be horny and it will be even harder to eat it.
>>70004749
Thats hot
>>70003592
so you wore pants instead of a dress ?
big deal, most women do that nowadays...
Don't tell us you gay poofta
>>70004734
the last one isnt even acceptable from an hedonistic point of view
>>70003417
Being in my early 30's and single with no kids? I guess that's fairly degenerate (I am not MGTOW or anything).
I suppose probably fapped to porn that was probably pretty shameful.
About 3-4 years ago I gained about 40 pounds and stopped taking care of myself (Lost it all plus some since). That's pretty degenerate.
Not sure what else.
>>70004868
its ok East Germany
>>70003417
Came inside of a white woman
While we were not married
>>70004579
Fairly hot. Asian of some description. Not very big when erect maximum about 5 inches.
Felt good though, which made me feel even more disgusted with myself the next day.
>>70004819
Nah, the guy who lost refused so we all got to hit him on the arm the hardest we could
>>70004379
14th reply
>>70004822
What's your point?
>>70004379
Fuck off
>>70004734
I'm so fucking pure compared to you.
>>70004853
>Scandinavia
>>70004900
with 24% you still look like shit, dude. No wonder your girls like to get banged by niggers and muslims. Fucking waste
>>70004379
tell us
>>70004379
muh DICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70004921
Did she at least have a caucasoid skull?
Otherwise.. there is not much to say.
Dated an Asian
>>70004868
Are you a nazi now? Or have you acknowledged the blessings of free market capitalism?
hard drugs, binge drinking and paying for prostitutes are among the list
>>70003417
My friend in high school fucked his step sister
>>70004379
Rollin'
i pooed in a street that was not designated for shitting
>>70003417
I like furry porn
>>70004947
It's likely a faggot, which means he's a degenerate through existence.
>>70004910
wat
>>70004929
I always thought it made more sense for the guy who came first to have to eat it as punishment for jizzing easily in that situation
>>70005087
Yes, she was one of them mulatto Frenchies.
>>70005099
>blessings of free market capitalism
>blessing
That's why you need to debt enslave half of Europe, Germony?
>>70005045
>North america
>>70005008
Oh wow I bet he was left with a mean little rash from all those Swede punches
I'm almost 25 and still no wife and kids.
>>70005114
Stfu, we don't care about your friend.
We care about you ack.
>>70004938
I thought so too at the time, my dick had never been harder before and was dripping with precum
>>70004715
(YOU) IN LOO
>>70005175
Yes.
>>70005099
>die Wunder des freien Marktes
Lenkungswirtschaft und Führerprinzip nicht freier Markt und Rothbard :DDD Preised den Führer :D!
>>70004412
WUZ
>>70003417
I smoked weed everyday, once or twice (always after work/school) for the past 15 years, which means all of my adult life (I am now 30). I just quit this year in Jan. and I can feel that I have done irremediable damage to my personnality by using so much drug when my brain was forming into its final adult stage. Not I am a retard or NEET or anything, I have a very succesfull job as en engineer, its just that I feel so fucking depressed all the time and it seems like without weed I cant focus on how good I have it in my own little corner of life (happily married for 10 years with a girl whom was virgin when I met her, she is now pregnant of our first kid, my job if fun and pays well, etc...) WHy cant I just be happy instead of reading every night about how fucked up the world as become. Its like weed was numming me to how bad the world as become and letting me just be happy, does that make sense?
>>70005008
I think I'd rather get hit in the arm than eat cum
>>70005182
>The world
>>70003417
I was the bull for a friend and his wife.
Multiple threesomes and an orgy.
Did put a flask of shampoo in my anus today. But i can't feel it degenerate.
Don't even know where's my bottom.
>>70003592
MY DICK
>>70004006
DUDE
>>70004904
We had been drinking abit so
Soggy biscuit, thats what it was called, thanks for reminding me
>>70004379
You'd better deliver, cunt.
>>70003417
did cocain and fucked a tranny
/pol/ being normal is a meme
>>70004485
>the other guys dick was so fat my mouth couldnt fit half the head so i just stopped after 3 secs
Oh god, my dick.
>>70005264
>the universe
>>70004076
>sweden
>>70004379
wew here's a (You)
>>70003417
Taking a shit in the woods.
>>70004734
ffs
bomber harris did nothing wrong
>>70005305
coke and trannies are normie-tier TBQH
>>70005207
>So high-def you can see the ingrown hairs in her pelvis
Dropped.
>>70005173
Nice.
I'm assuming by the time I post this I'll have 20 replies.
>Be me working
>I repair machines for a living
>Get horny and decide to jerk off in starbucks bathroom
>I notice the soap dispenser and see if does have a lock
>Start imagining me Cumming into the soap dispenser.
>Get really hard at the thought of sexy girls using my cum as soap.
>Take dispenser off wall and open it
>Position my dick over the opening, it's about half full
>Someone trys opening the door
>Gives me a heart attack but also gives me a rush
>Burst into the dispenser
>Put dispenser back and start thinking about the sexy girl who just tried to open the door.
>Take out some singles and rub my dick all over them and drip some left over cum onto the bills
>Exist the bathroom
>A dude goes in
>Oh God I regret this
>Go up to cashier, 6/10 female
>Order something and give her my cum covered money
>Walk out to my car.
>Regret everything I did
I feel so ashamed.
used a loo while in india
>>70005360
that's not degenerate, just manly and wild.
Had a dp 3sum with 2 lebs I met off Craigslist.
>>70005442
FUCKING DEGENERATE
GET OUT
GET OUUUT REEEEEE
>>70005344
>Fingolia
>>70005360
Literally the least degenerate thing.
>>70004734
Okay, guys, very funny, ha ha, you can stahp now.
Please stahp!
>>70005188
We all played basketball so we had some muscles
>>70004379
>>70005238
Woher wusstest du dass ich Jude b- ähh ich meine, hast du denn keine Lust auf einen Handyvertrag oder sowas?
>>70005330
>the parallel universes
stealing my cousin's panties and masturbating with them
>>70005429
Biggest let down since 1945
>>70005387
oh shit what'd you do cause i thought i broke the mold there
>>70005429
>>70005449
So when a Costa Rican does it in the woods, its "manly and wild"
But when we Indians legally shit on government-designated streets, its degeneracy?
Obvious racism UGH
Public masturbation.
got caught once too
>>70004379
a reply
>>70005245
Yea, I'm 30 and a daily weed smoker. I don't drink, haven't in a decade. I didn't do anything for several years, but decided to start smoking weed again.
>Its like weed was numming me to how bad the world as become and letting me just be happy, does that make sense?
That's pretty much why everybody smokes weed, drinks or does drugs. The world is fucking shitty. Reality bites. To be frank, there's nothing degenerate about getting fucked up. It's as normal as sex in the course of human history. Just stay off the heroine and meth.
>>70004379
(You)
>>70004379
Its over 20 anon
>>70003592
i dont understand are u a guy or a girl
pics or it didnt happen
Furfag for quite some time and I've given myself a prostate massage a few times.
>>70005429
>tfw you decided to never use a public soap dispenser again.
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>70003417
Masturbate to things that make me feel like a fucking sub-human.
Other than that not much.
>>70005542
Hab das so ein Gespür für. Ur-Urgroßvater war Kreisleiter der NSDAP.
>>70005619
He already posted
It was a letdown/10
>>70005429
>>70005551
>the parallel earth
>>70005600
Зa чeпa ли тe хвaнaхa?
>>70004529
Did it work?
>>70005256
We were 5 people and we punched with our knuckles, his arm hurt the rest of the night lol
>>70005579
I fapped to a photo of my crush.
from when she has 13.
im 22
Pre-marital sex from lust
Alcohol
Drugs
Masturbation
Took the Lord's name in vain
Denied Christ
Un-baptized
Post on 4chan
>>70005429
You Americans don't know much about this world.
I will come back with a reply in the future when I have mastered physics to calculate the american way of several things in life.
>>70005429
milquetoast, at best.
>>70005734
....
>>70005630
how did that feel?
>>70005709
80% of the 170 daily murders in venezuela go unsolved
ill never know
>>70005551
Pucci, get out
This is no time for gay black priests
>>70005606
IDK what you're talking about, heroin and meth are great.
>>70003417
Sniffed my sister's panties. [spoiler]Shes 9yo[/spoiler]
>>70005429
Pretty good, thanks for delivering.
>>70005699
not a bulgarian, I don't understand
>>70005429
0/10
Judging from this thread, nothing really. I smoke weed and drink but I sure as hell don't lick turds or suck cocks.
Never even had anal.
>>70003417
Made a piss balloon by holding my four skin closed
>>70004379
Another reply. I want the story
>>70005810
Nice!
>>70005688
>the parallel (you)
I had a threesome with two lesbians, it was almost a love-triangle.
>>70005810
JULIAN THE ATHEIST
>>70005666
Erinnere dich an die 600 Trillionen, du speckfressender gemeiner Schurke!
>>70005606
Thank you for this. I am quitting weed for my soon to be born daughter so I can be a good responsible dad. But I guess I could take it up on special occasions (I also don't drink). I guess its better to have a sometimes high dad then a depressed to the core dad.
>>70003417
Last summer I shot my neighbours cat. I'm on the edge of town so I used an air rifle, I missed the headshot but hit it's spine. Then I let my dogs shake the shit out of it while it was alive but gimped right up, while I dug a hole. Kinda feel bad, but fuck I hate outside cats and their 'owners'
heres another little story
in high school i use to bring booze to this lesbian girl i liked a lot. short haired tomboy with wide hips and a fat ass. the night before i bring some i jizz inside of the flask and add the whiskey to it. we both drank out of it and so did this other guy who really wanted some.
i still love her but i crucked it all up by being a weird obsessed faggot
>>70005245
We have the same life.
4chin is a very toxic place. Sometimes i have to stop for a few days and my life is better.
You should focus on the present time, every second. Use what the weed teached you. Enjoying being here and now and see the funny side of everything.
Also i'm degenerate because i fap at work.
>>70005853
I know that feel bro
>>70003417
I dated a woman with dyed hair once.
Look, I never said my story would be good. I'm ashamed of what I did, I wish I didn't do it. I have never and will never do it ever again. The only bright side is many liberals have my cum on their hands
>>70005798
I'm surprised you don't know considering that you posted a picture of """""her"""""
>>70005853
fucking lel
I've jerked off to this stuff.
>>70004159
>Busch
>>70004379
Post it
>>70003417
Came on some girl panties
>>70005798
Fantastic if you do it right, you'll cum alot more than normal. It something I can only do when I'm really horny, otherwise it grosses me out.
>>70005880
>the parallels parallel ^_^
also i grooomed some lonely UK neet into converting to salafi islam
>>70005935
>>70005853
>Having your Foreskin
The jew got mine. Just be thankful.
> have reverse-cuck fetish (get turned on by fucking other dudes wives without them knowing)
> have fucked 5 different married women
> 2 of whom have had my children
> "he won't know, you look just like him"
> feel guilty because I never and will never see my children
Prostate simulation with an old toothbrush handle
>>70005648
I was horny and it was the heat of the moment.
>>70005923
damn
>>70005734
ehhh actual fucking will get you further buy some fun brother
>>70004129
Same. Only difference is I'm in the process of watching season 6 as it comes out.
I fucked myself in the ass with a plunger wearing my mom's clothes.
>>70003417
Used to bang a Kurdish chick, not for reasons of emotional attachement but solely sexual gratification.
Is having had a polish girlfriend at one point when younger degenerate? Do they count as white?
Premarital sex in the missionary position
I kissed few times a girl who had dyed hair, was feminist, an artist and a vegan.
>>70006004
Is that a stuka dive bomber fucking a girl? wat the...
I once played as a Muslim on CK2, and I enjoyed it
I've never felt right since
>>70006040
how do you do it? show us your wisdom sensei
>>70005832
Have some proper transparency on that pic bro
>>70005933
>We have the same life.
>Also i'm degenerate because i fap at work.
That's at least one thing we DON'T have in common. I would feel really fucking awkward fapping in a bathroom stall at my job. Maybe if we had private toilets i'd do it.
>>70004234
Me too bruh
>>70003417
I have stuffed my uncut cock into a jewish woman.
>>70005920
Yea, I don't smoke in the morning or throughout the day or anything, but when I get home after work it's time to light up and chill. Like I said, there's nothing degenerate about getting high or inebriation, one could argue that NOT doing drugs or drinking is actually the degenerate path. Weed's fine, just do it in the evenings. I don't have kids or a wife though, so I my responsibilities are pretty nonexistent.
>>70004379
wew lad
>>70006149
Schlesier und Ostseepolen ja. Schlesier sind meist deutsch und Ostseepolen sind so nordisch wie jedes germanische Land. Der polnische Nationalismus ist zwar nervig, weil er dumm und realitätsfremd ist, aber zumindest mögen sie keine Muslime und Juden.
>>70003657
Are you still one?
If so... How did you got out of it?
>>70004571
Fucking pathetic.
>>70006184
Isn't that how you people greet each other? Sounds like you were just being polite.
>done a fair amount of drugs (mostly speed and cocaine, but also a bit of crystal meth)
>fucked hookers, a friends girlfriend, married women and cheated on my girlfriends
>gamble a lot
>drink a lot
>stole money (but that was over 10 years ago and had nothing to do with my current vices)
gotta tell ya, thats about it. dont feel particularly bad about any of this at this point in my life
>>70006185
Pretty much.
met an older crossdresser on craiglist and facefucked him for three hours one night.
>>70004379
Time for a reply, anon. Full story, thanks.
>>70006110
FORNICATION is sinful but not degenerate
the topic was degenerate stuff
URETHRAL INSERTION
I BLED LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER ONCE
>>70005929
you poor faggot
>>70005933
Agreed, after a week without 4chan, coming here feels really, really, really weird.
4chan in general is really cynical.
>>70005853
That's degenerate? I thought everyone did this to clean off the semen off their dick.
>>70006184
The majority of people here haven't even done that, don't feel sad about it.
Identified as an attack helicopter and beheaded a hooker.
