Your next actions? Remember: voters have to approve!
Pass the Enabling Act and bring in more desperate refugees.
>>69981980
>implying they aren´t pushovers who go along with everything
All refugees are to fill all vacant homes/apartments effective immediately. If the housing fills up entirely, we will begin forcing German citizens to house refugees.
Steal $500million from taxpayers move to barbados.
Like fuck im gonna deal with the bullshit shes in
>>69981980
>Töten
If only.
>>69981980
I kill myself in my Berlin bunker. The world cheers
>>69981980
Remove all borders surrounding Germany.
Since i would wake up as a woman i'd jump into car and see what is the hard part of paraller parking.
>>69981980
Send German males to concentration camps, and Give 1 free german female for every refugee to reproduce with.. They will vote for this, all is assured
Shoot myself through the skull and leave a written note saying "please forgive me"
>>69981980
I kick and ban t*rks and muslims, kikes banned too and I establish 4th Reich.
Protip: Dead can't approve or disapprove.
send all European males to extermination camps
send all European women to interracial breeding camps
>>69981980
Concentration camps for refugees
arbeit macht frei
Shoot myself inbetween the eyes with a shotgun so that someone more competent can run Germany without violently raping the entirety of Europe.
All Hail Canada!
Kill myself for he greater good.
>>69981980
Give government subsidies to the scat/bukkake film industry in Germany.
Kill every single mud within our boarders. Laugh as there is no death penalty in Germany and I will spend the rest of my life in a comfy private prison cell with vacation and the right to leave occasionally to look at my prosperous and peaceful Germany celebrated by the whole non-cuck population
>>69982591
Hahaha homo can't write xD
>>69982650
I'm surprised you even have a computer up there in old Russia.
>>69982276
Go back in Kitchen
>>69981980
Copy Trump's policies
News conference where I state that everything I have done has been under duress of secret government, that I can't handle this anymore, and if the nation wants to survive, all borders must be closed, all Muslims and economic migrants must be removed, immigration policies must become strict, and the nation must because rigid and self ruling.
I then commit a highly suspicious suicide to seal the deal.
Even then, it might not be enough to get to the germcucks, but I'd still be willing to try.
>>69981980
Reopen concentration and work camps. Force refugees to work. If they refuse to work = insta deportation.
Round up homeless and do same thing. Pay them in the drugs they want. If they refuse to work they get no drugs.
>>69981980
I would call for a meeting with putin. Upon seeing him I would spit in his face and attempt to slap him while threatening him with war. Then I would strip naked and run outside until I get arrested. I would call for a press conference and say the holocaust never happened and that isreal controls me and my decisions.
>>69982936
I would also never wear clothes again.
>>69982704
I am as surprised you inmates also had access to computers
Declare war on Poland
>>69981980
>yfw when the whole word behind Merkel is Totenkopf.
Burn it all down. I'm not looking for reelection.
>>69981980
Suicide.
repurpose concentration camps museums for refugee housing
turn on the showers
prepare for a cold winter as all the gas runs out
>>69983363
How, when the second letter is a ö?
>>69981980
kill all Jews
>>69981980
Go alone into a Muslim ghetto and insult Islam.
Get beaten to death by angry Muslims, with some passerby filming the experience.
See the left try to hide that shit.
>>69981980
play with my own vagina desu
i've always wondered what masturbating as a woman must be like.
>>69981980
>wake up as Angela Merkel
I would take a knife and kill Erdogan, who is at my side because Merkel and Erdogan have sex every day.
>>69981980
Why do the voters need to approve? I'd reinstate the Nazi party of course. gas the immigrants race war now!
Legalize pedophilia.
If you're going to flush everything down the toilet you might as well go for the gusto.
>>69981980
>voters have to approve
kek. sheep have no valuable opinion on their halal slaughter
>Your next actions
install vid related in every school to hasten ethnocide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcJ5ii7U6Ok
Bring All the Kurds to Germany...
They will love it i am sure
>>69985136
Sure, maybe they slap the filthy turks then
I wake up as Angela Merkel.
I look myself into the mirror.
I see the Jewish face
with disgrace.
and I think to myself:
what a wonderful world..
>>69985136
Thats a great idea actually.
>Bring in kurds by the millions
>They start killing turks
>Erdogan is pissed, floods Europe with more turkroaches
>Turks in Germany now murder Kurds in revenge
>Merkel steps in, provides a "safe and human ground so kurds and turks can work out their differences"
>Giant fenced areas called "the hunting grounds"
>Cameras everywhere
>Millions of Germans watch every saturday as turks and kurds kill each other on live TV
>Arabs and muslims finally have a reason to exist.
>>69982058
65% approval rating
clear vote-winner
>>69985136
yeah lots of turks to kill. we already have buttloads of kurdish gangster/ bikers.
turks here are afraid of them, the kurds took most of the security jobs from them in the city.
based kurds.
>>69981980
Change German flag to be more liberal and accepting to the new immigrant overlords. Also pass a bill where immigrants may vote with a 2:1 power because they are the ones suffering and need quick action to assist. Let there voices be heard.
Allahu Akbar
>>69983488
My bad.
>>69985136
never had any trouble with kurds... turks though...
Execute Order 66
Tell everyone that the Jews are behind everything, including the Holohoax. Then kill myself for being in the body of a weakwilled woman.
>>69981980
Expose the shadow elite that is pulling my strings and everyone else who is working for them.
>>69981980
i would make 4chan legend by sending everyone who gets dubs a box of my own shit, post nudes on /pol/ and post my suicide note on /k/
I'll then say i was wrong and i failed Germany and potentially killed Europe and i'd then livesteam my own lynching behind a locked door
>>69981980
Get fucked by a hundred men for a week so that I can finally relax and stop doing retarded shit.
>>69981980
Build """"""""integration camps"""""""" for refugees.
>>69982058
First (shit)post best (shit)post
>>69981980
pop a cyanide pill
