Lets get a French appreciation thread for being the only ally of the US to never turn their backs on us. Even if your capitol smells like unwashed poor people and cigarettes that's okay because ours does too.
TL;DR post nice/cool things about the French.
>>69975452
Love you too, best ally
>>69975452
theyre really good at retreating
pffft, they've been looking down on the U.S. for as long as we have existed. They're assholes to anyone who doesn't speak french in a perfect accent, and are perhaps the smuggest pieces of shit on the planet. They deserve what they get for allowing all the browns in.
![freedom-fries-thumbnail[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/wsgBaB3.jpg "freedom-fries-thumbnail[1].jpg")
>>69975452
Hey, I'm a huge francophile, but they did turn on us after 9/11. In 2003 the best selling book in France was about how 9/11 was an inside/mossad job. They wouldn't go to Iraq with us. We warned them about the muslims, and they wouldn't listen. They had to learn the hard way.
The French are sort of like bizzaro world Americans. They sort of have the same values we have from sort of the same reasons, but then they do shit like La Terreur. Fuck, they put La Fayette in prison for loving his country.
But in the end, we were there for them. We came into world war 1 to bail them out, the poor bastards. We saved them from nazis a few decades later. We'll save you from the muslims too, France. Just as soon as we elect the god emperor. In the meantime, bon chance avec ISIS.
>>69975452
Best ally is best ally.
>>69975617
I tried buddy. We always got your back.
>>69975955
Yeah, but they just do that because they're French. They can't help it. You can't blame them for being what they are. Don't kill a dog for barking.
>>69976011
But 9/11 was an inside job, dummy. France was still greatest ally even if we refused to listen.
![Lafayette-We-Are-Here[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZNEwpz6.jpg "Lafayette-We-Are-Here[1].jpg")
>>69976040
L'Hero de Deux Mondes. Everyone's favorite Frenchman.
impossible, national heritage prevents this.
also breakfast in paris '41 best breakfast
>>69976137
No, anon. It was not. The official version is real. The muslims did it.
>>69976011
the beliefs we share with them are stupid pro-democracy values and racial equality
we share bullshit with them
this is a BAD thing, porky
>>69976137
what do you faggots not get about a plane flying full speed into a fucking building designed to collapse in on itself
>>69975955
> they've been looking down on the U.S. for as long as we have existed
It is only since 2001, when our governmenr refused to assist you in invading whateverthefyck-istan that the anti-french feeling started.
You even renamed your french fries liverty fries for a while (even though fries are belgium).
As for your last sentence, you are totally right.
Dont forget Sweden in this Great fight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y40Tc5SkcoE
>>69976184
>democracy
>bad
the racial equality thing isn't bad either, if blacks apply themselves and work as hard as possible to help and support the country then idgaf what color they are
![tumblr_nzhcl6wMLs1u0ka6jo1_1280[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/hlQfPin.jpg "tumblr_nzhcl6wMLs1u0ka6jo1_1280[1].jpg")
>>69976184
What about the ones that don't?
>>69975452
They denied us use of their air space in 1986 when Reagan ordered bombings of Libya.
The pilots were forced to fly many extra hours from Britain to carry out the mission. On the way back, the 'accidentally' bombed the French Embassy there.
>>69976205
Freedom fries, Pierre. Not liberty.
The thing is, nous vous adorons. That's why it hurts so much when you betray us. We don't hate you. You just made it sting.
>>69976297
democracy IS bad because a murderous person with down's syndrome has 1 vote and so do you. it guarantees, by the legal structure of it, that bad decisions will be made
and how's racial equality working out? niggers and muslims take our money and then murder us without punishment. in britain whites get arrested for mean tweets after muslims KILL people.
if you support racial equality, fuck you.
The french are fine and dandy. I like their entirely impractical super aesthetic sniper rifles. Also they were in Afghanistan whilst I was there, so they clearly didn't turn their backs on us completely.
>>69976326
that's not what the vast majority of france OR america believes. how can you establish commonality between two things that don't exist?
>>69976645
I just attended the graduation of a black blue angel pilot. He was the type of man who made race disappear, he was a leader and a solid man and I'm genuinely sorry that you never get to feel the true meaning of diversity, not the bullshit liberal meaning but the American dream version where good people that have different colored skin bust their ass extra in SPITE of their color to prove to everyone else they can do just as much as a white man.
>>69976719
So if 51% of a nation believe a thing, the other 49% who don't believe it must actually believe it too?
>>69976389
What you feel is a betrayal is in fact the french government trying to be relevant and not becoming another american lapdog. It was a policy relevant during the cold war, we couldn't accept that the world was divided in two blocks, we wanted to be relevant on the international scene.
That's why we got our own nuclear power and weaponry so soon.
The tradition kinda stayed afterwards, even if it is not so relevant today with the new dynamics of global politics.
>>69976011
>hurr durr afghanistan and iraq were justified
we fucked up europe anon, we couldve sent commandos, we couldve sent a few bombs in retalization, but no we invaded, changed regimes, they were right and we didn't listen.
We started this domino chain, and sooner or later we'll suffer just like them
Thanks for WW2. Love you guys <3
>>69976921
I had a family member who was special forces during the war on terror. He said they found chemical weapons, which are technically WMD's.
Doubya said WMD's as if it was nukes, but it wasn't. It was justified but we could've retaliated to 9/11 differently.
>>69975795
> french are cowards
> french are in fact the most valorous soldiers in war and military history (which not begin with american birth)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dunkirk
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Attaque_à_outrance
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_history_of_France
![American_military_cemetery_2003[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/tYIbhXq.jpg "American_military_cemetery_2003[1].jpg")
>>69976840
B-but... you should be an American lapdog. We're America. We're the greatest. Everyone should be our lapdog. =(
Also, the world was divided into two blocs. Well, three if you count the third world.
>>69976297
>>democracy
>>bad
Democracy is two wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner. Liberty is a well armed sheep contesting the decision.
>>69976921
We didn't fuck up europe. They fucked themselves up. As fast as they were to bring in the muslim menace, they'd have found some way to do it.
>>69977013
Indeed. We knew they had WMDs in Iraq. We had the receipts.
There's no way we could have not gone to war after 9/11. If anything, the neocons deserve credit for *just* invading Afghanistan. Everyone wanted to nuke the entire middle east.
>>69977013
>they had chemical weapons
>we have to invade
anon, if you don't understand why thats stupid this country is done for
Even trump says Iraq was a mistake
>>69977229
It was a mistake, we never should've publicly invaded. We should've sent commandos like that anon above me somewhere said. Too tired to look for it.
>>69977190
>There's no way we could have not gone to war
No state attacked us, we didnt have to do it, we destablized an entire region, and those people all fled to the closest civilization to them. When europe tells us to pay for our bullshit we've got no other choice but to accept.
>>69977027
I agree that the French are great warriors, but Dunkirk is not the battle to post to prove that. That was a fucking defeat.
Try Austerlitz or maybe Tours.
>>69975452
If Trump becomes President, he's welcome in France, we got a beautiful Palace in Versailles which fit perfectly with the holy paladin.
>>69977229
We invaded because they had WMDs.
We found WMDs.
Seems rational to me.
>>69977346
No, invading was the right choice.
We just should not have left. That was our real mistake.
>>69977358
You're out of your mind. We were attacked by muslims being muslim. Of course we would go back after them. And anyway, the Taliban could have very easily avoided war if they wanted to. They just had to cooperate with us and give up Osama. We didn't go to war in Pakistan, did we?
We'll never pay Europe, you must be a cuckservative.
>>69975452
>Vietnam war starts
>Hey, where did frenchy go?
>>69977527
I thought you were turkey and started foaming at the mouth.
![Trump_Tower_Atrium[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UGcokFn.jpg "Trump_Tower_Atrium[1].jpg")
>>69977435
Trump Tower is like the American Versailles.
Marine Le Pen will be welcome there, too.
>>69977378
Dunkirk is the proof that we are not cowards at all.
We preferred to get defeated in order to save thousands of Anglo. This is also very stupid, I may admit, aha.
btw, FFL is full of legendary war stories
>>69977438
>>69977526
>We invaded because they had WMDs.
thats the problem
Iraq having wmds has nothing to do with us, he wasnt going to attack americans with them, wouldnt you like it if he killed more muslims with them?
we were upset about 9/11 and we overdid it
>attacked by muslims
they were different types of muslims and diffrent ethnic groups, let them kill eachother dont get involved
I bet you voted for bush 1, 2 and 3 fucking cruz missle
Iraq was a MISTAKE
>>69977027
This. Whoever believes the myth that the French are white-flag happy literally have limited facts retention and are insecure.
>inb4 surrendered to Germany
"Recruitment in liberated France led to enlargements of the French armies. By the end of the war in Europe in May 1945, France had 1,250,000 troops, 10 divisions of which were fighting in Germany."
From memepedia
>>69977623
FFL aren't even French. That's sort of the point, my friend.
I agree, though. Saving Englishmen from Germans is not a French thing to do. At all.
>>69977613
>Trump Tower is like the American Versailles.
>Starbucks
very pretty, but not the same standing bro
>>69975452
>being allied with France
Almost as bad as being allied with Italy
>>69975452
Beau proxy Pierre
>>69977654
I did vote for Bush. Because invading Iraq was correct. He was playing fast and loose with what he was going to do for over a decade after we utterly destroyed him in the Gulf War. He was lucky that we didn't take him out then. He should have just shut the fuck up and lived comfortably. Then we would have left him alone.
But he was a state sponsor of terror. He threatened all his neighbors, including our close allies. He was genocidal against ethnic minorities in his own country. And he had WMDs that he could have given to anyone, including Al Qaeda, to use against anyone, including us.
Fuck Saddam, he had to go.
>>69977583
>roaches having mouths
>>69976968
You will never see a frog say this to a Brit
>>69977826
Shut up Texas I'm in St Tammany parish Louisiana.
Everyone keep in mind the reason France was attacked is because they have been tough on terrorism for years. While the US was walking in circles after 9/11 France was establishing strict terrorism judges with broad powers.
>>69975452
NO!
>>69977613
pls
>>69977903
>France
>tough on terrorism
>>69977901
Which is kind of ironic since I made a pro french thread.
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>>69977725
You just don't understand because as much as French are bizarro world Americans, Americans are bizarro world French. Starbucks is the perfect thing to put in an American Versailles. Our people love Starbucks.
>>69977849
sadam was keeping them there
and thats where you fucked up
you killed him and opened the gates of gog and megogg
those ethnic minorities were muslims too, let them fight. You killed him and now they're living it up in america and europe
its because you and those political royal families are so short sighted that democracy is failing and that america isnt great any more
use your brain dipshit
>>69977769
No. Allying with Italy ensures a loss in any European war. Or against Ethiopians.
this thread is gay af actually
>>69977888
Why should they? WW2 is your fault.
>>69977623
>Dunkirk is the proof that we are not cowards at all.
duhhhhhhhh, I don't know boss but I thought Dunkirk was a retreat. I don't think the French got defeated because they were trying to save Anglos, I think it's because they were pinned down on a beach because the Nazis steamrolled through the entire country without breaking a sweat.
>>69977613
True story.
Btw, we surrender because Blitzkrieg totally beat us in a short period of time.
Hitler wished to destroy Paris entirely, and Petain decided to declare Paris "Open city" to preserve it.
6 years later, Paris still there, Berlin in ruins.
But this period is still a hard memory to admit for most of french.
>>69977701
FFL soldiers are strangers who decides to becomes French, by giving their lives during 5years for French military.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8z3pCTw1ag
>>69978038
No, America isn't great any more because of leftist cowards who are too afraid to slaughter the muslims and instead invite the vipers into their beds. Use your brain. Saddam was a living fuck you to all of America. He had to go.
>>69975452
But France turned their back on everyone.
CDG is possibly one of the worst statesman the world has ever seen, making bush look universally beloved.
>>69977903
France is also the country that has the balls to introduce laws to assert French values.
>Hijab illegal in public establishements
>French ban on face covering (which also unintentionally banned furries. Based.)
>True freedom of speech and religion. Atheism is widely accepted and prevalent.
>>69977888
Did you thanks us for this ?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dunkirk
>>69977903
>>69977987
Terrorism is always a deep-state initiative. Have been prooved many times. US-Israel-FR-UK government don't fight terrorism. They organise it.
>>69978031
You have a point. Frappuccino with some croissants talking about nuke the middle east: way of life.
>>69978217
That's the smallest flag ever.
And then that's how the FFL learn French.
But every French girl had a German baby in those 6 years =\
>>69978441
But they ban their own traditions, too. You can't be a Catholic in fucking France.
>>69977987
https://www.ctc.usma.edu/posts/the-french-approach-to-counterterrorism
>no butthurt Germens or britcucks
Weird tbqh they always shitpost in French threads for some reason
>>69975452
Appreciate the thought. Gotta say that I admire the second amendment, wish we had an equivalent over here. We're getting slaughtered with AKs and grenades and can't pack anything other than a Swiss army knife.
>>69975452
Not too mention both our capitals have large numbers of niggers.
>>69977888
Thanks for WW2. Forever rivals, Forever brothers.
>>69978519
Don't open your mouth if only horseshit will be coming out of it.
>>69978454
>You have a point. Frappuccino with some croissants talking about nuke the middle east: way of life.
I'm there. Afterwards we can argue if Emerson is better than Proust.
Funny how americans and frogs are sucking eachother dick, if it was 10 years ago they would be hating eachother
>>69978519
>>69978611
>When you don't even need to retort to a (you)
>>69978456
>But every French girl had a German baby in those 6 years =\
Those who did this get killed or humiliated for years. check this, pic related :
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Épuration_légale
"Legal epuration"
t. Trump desu senpai
>>69978546
So break the law. Is the law worth more than your life?
>>69978634
10 years ago you were white.
Things have changed for both of us it seems.
![4481f30fa9a845b0aa84f653d0cb9539.i600x419x478[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oCwPhrj.jpg "4481f30fa9a845b0aa84f653d0cb9539.i600x419x478[1].jpg")
>>69978611
>>69978681
>>69976205
Huguenot descendant here. Studied French for 3 years and went for a month and all the actual French people were nice and polite. I went to Germany one weekend and everyone I met lectured me on George Bush.
France c'est la patrie de mon cœur.
Nic Germany.
>>69978634
>>69978739
That was fucking HARSH
>>69978634
What? Freedom fries.
That was hardly hate. Just disagreement. Looking back it seems funny. I guess we are friends with France.
>>69975955
>you don't lovingly bully your little brother.
We're doing it for your own good, it forces you to surpass yourselves to impress us
>>69978714
You have no idea how happy this makes me.
>official courts in France sentenced 6,763 people to death
=D D D D D D D
>Only 791 executions were actually carried out
God damn it, you had me going there. =(
>>69976645
>murderous person with down's syndrome
They may be untermensch but generally potatoes are the retards of peace.
My favourite thing about the French is the way their horses churn up mud
>>69978634
Hey cucky, your welcome to join the circlejerk. Unless they gave internet to the rape camps in that case a salami a lick em to u too akmed.
>>69977438
By that logic you have wmds in your kitchen pantry.
>>69978719
That ain't gonna happen. Can't get a gun without a licence, and if I get it legally and pack it illegally I'll be traceable very easily, even if I'm shooting down scum.
>>69979000
Do I? Which ones?
>>69979021
>Can't get a gun without a licence
Really? So how did they do it?
>>69978875
"Thus the total number of people executed before and after the Liberation was approximately 10,500, including those killed in the épuration sauvage" ,[2] notably including members and leaders of the milices."
> "savage epuration"
> chills everytime when I saw kekab on streets
>>69978787
Cheers, old cousins !
>>69978774
This happened in Brussels you mong. Learn your geography before attempting to criticize a country.
>>69979106
Don't toy with me. I'm not gonna but illegal firearms that cannot rely on because I can't buy any extra ammo for, and can't train at the range with.
I'm not some fucking nigger who's gonna be packing a piece just to wave it around.
>>69979106
#notallmuslims
We've never let you down greatest ally ;_;
>>69979151
I remember long ago when French meant hairy and smelly, without being Muslim.
Ju suis Mohammed.
Thanks for the help at Yorktown
>>69979439
> hairy
coz we real mens
> smelly
we the best in perfume industry
> Chanel, Dior, JP Gaultier, Hermès, Givenchy..
>>69978739
Atleast we are more white than your islamic republic
>>69979676
> islamic republic
> sweden
kek
>>69979501
Thanks to our fathers.
Time will come we may fight together again.
>>69979906
Normandy was a black day for Europe. Germanic peoples fighting each other for the benefit of the Jew.
>>69979151
>> "savage epuration"
>> chills everytime when I saw kekab on streets
You think your people will deal with the muslims on their own?
![member-of-the-femen-feminist-activist-group-with-writing-on-her-chest-picture-id169233726[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NTqlLee.jpg "member-of-the-femen-feminist-activist-group-with-writing-on-her-chest-picture-id169233726[1].jpg")
>>69979291
et ca?
>>69979306
No, it's not to wave around. It's so that you can survive when the muslims try to be muslim to you.
>>69979948
german on german benefits who?
>>69979423
How many is enough?
>>69979424
Do Ausfailians like the French? That's the strangest thing I ever heard.
>>69979501
This. Just sorry that that Swiss bastard Necker lied to you all about how much it cost.
>>69980298
We don't care about anyone except chinks and lebos, which we fuckin' hate.
>>69979654
>we the best in perfume industry
Yeah, but l'eau de Pierre is why you need to have perfume.
>>69976184
this
>>69976297
>democracy
>bad
the racial equality thing isn't bad either, if blacks apply themselves and work as hard as possible to help and support the country then idgaf what color they are
Both of these are bad.
>>69979774
France is right again.
>>69976011
>They wouldn't go to Iraq with us.
And this is why many americans are considered idiots in Europe, you have had the data for like 10 years to see how failed your Iraq operation was
![Chairman_speech_to_US_anf_French_soldiers[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KL0kuXJ.jpg "Chairman_speech_to_US_anf_French_soldiers[1].jpg")
>>69979906
The time will come.
>>69979906
Once we Make America Great Again, we will get started on Europe.
>>69978814
Freedom fries wasn't as much anti-French as it was EXTREMELY pro American.
>>69976326
>yfw royalists cucked napoleon
Lamarque led 10,000 men into La Vendée to quell a Royalist insurrection in that region.
>>69980369
I don't get why lebos would go to Australia, of all damn places.
>>69980103
Yes, loyalty is not a question of religion, but a question of patriotism.
In france, many muslims belong loyal and respectful to France, its history, its citizens, its tradition...
The problem comes from new wave of immigration, with nu-muslim totally disconnected of France, french people, even of Islam. They just here for money/social prestations.
This problem can be solve within 48h with a strong president.
> Francois Hollande
Not for now..
>>69980577
>try again democracies
>we royalists wont totally uprise when you're extended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9XNzcqA42s
>>69980577
And they wound up killing 100,000 Vendee French.
>>69980582
Sheep are one of our major industries.
>>69976645
You mix the concept with other topics like immigration policies, political correctness and communautarism.
And it's not because a system has flaws that it is not the best.
If you like theocracy/communist dictatorships so much go see by yourself, there is plenty around the world for that.
>>69980664
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Waterloo
Napoleonic Wars cost France at least 916,000 men. This represents 38% of the conscription class of 1790–1795
We royalists are eternal, when you think you are safe and your democracy is forever, we will show up and cuck you.
>>69980606
>In france, many muslims belong loyal and respectful to France, its history, its citizens, its tradition...
No, I'm sorry. That's not so. Muslims will always have people who read their books and learn that they're supposed to murder.
Look at the San Bernardino shooter. His family are all "peaceful" muslims who don't hurt anyone. But the son goes and kills 13 people. This will always happen when you have muslims.
Is Valeurs Actuelles very popular?
>>69980743
Well I can see how that would do it.
>>69980536
>>69980552
you know the road, pic related
>>69980481
Diversity is better than race-mixing, you US mulato.
Our kebab stay in their hoods.
>>69980796
It's true. There's an infernal trinity between democracy, the welfare state, and unchecked immigration.
>>69976719
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Age_of_Enlightenment
America is the first experiment of these Western values, without european intelectuals there is no American Constitution, without USA there is no Déclaration des droits de l'Homme and no first French Republic 15 years later.
>>69980927
What do you mean to do, put a Spaniard on the throne in France? I think not.
>>69980519
>this is why many americans are considered idiots in Europe
Give it up, Alffie.
We aren't you.
Our Nation is huge.
Driving a car from California to DC is about 3000.
Driving from Helsinki to London is roughly 1141 miles.
Tell me more about how a whore in Kiev is important.
Thanks for allying with the Turks all through history, for creating leftism, for the EU, and most of all for being so shit that our natives signed away their sovereignty to us than live with you.
>>69981039
>you know the road, pic related
Is that La Champs Elysees? I didn't know it was so wide. I bet it's full of very tiny cars, now.
>Our kebab stay in their hoods.
So do ours. It's just our bobos colonize their neighborhoods and push them out.
>>69980149
>One woman paints her body and screams in a church
>You can't be a catholic in France today
Give me a break you fucking drama queen
>>69980946
White people do also mass shootings in US. This is not a question of religion, but a question of education or social integration.
Before, there were muslims/migrants/kebab by millions, the few thousands who were in France, leave peacefully, and most of them choose to give a french name to their son, change their last name to make it "more french", and serve into french army.
XXI century globalisation fuck this model of "assimilationism".
> In Rome, you act like a Roman
Valeurs Actuelles is the most selled weekly newspapers in France.
Was not the case 4 or 5 years ago, proving something is happening in french society..
>>69981081
I would install a Valois, depends on who the people feel is their rightful ruler.
>>69981056
Interestingly, La Declaration des Droits de l'Homme et du Citoyen was written a month before the American Bill of Rights. Thomas Jefferson was in Paris helping La Fayette write La Declaration, while the very first American Congress was writing the Bill of Rights in Philadelphia. Congress had to just go off of Jefferson's letters for his input.
Also, The Declaration of the Rights of Man is a completely toothless document about what the National Assembly agreed to believe. It was never really law (even though it's still in the Fifth Republic's Constitution).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzUev-p9cKQ
Thanks for nothing you sweaty fashionable guillotine wanking pseudointellectual enlightenment-mongers. Daily reminder the Eternal Frenchie is the demon behind the fall of mankind.
>>69981315
Thanks for being responsible for the two worst revolutions in the world that is the cause of the west dying.
>>69975452
I like France overall but Paris should be nuked. Filled with muslims, niggers, and entitled assholes. A lot like Washington D.C if the US were nearer to the middle eaat.
>>69981417
It's the Jew, and French are willing vassals, just as Britain, USA, Russia etc..
>>69980654
>be democracy
>go against the peoples will and slaughter royalists
>be democracy
>>69980519
Iraq only "failed" because Barry Hussein pulled us out too soon. But when we left in 2009-2011, they had peace. If they fucked it up afterwards, that's their own god damn fault.
>>69981515
Only Royalists are French, the rest are republicans not French.
>>69976840
So by becoming a caliphate this aim will be achieved? Or are you going to become identical to usa having cities overrun by nig nogs and your eastern version of spics with their crazy cult? Que foutiez-vous?
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>>69981274
>One woman
>>69981515
This. Parisians are fucking assholes even by French standards, they can fuck off.
>>69981315
>White people do also mass shootings in US
Not nearly enough, Pierre.
Imagine if I snapped.
I have a .44 revolver, and 4000 rounds for it.
I have an 80's AR-15, with nearly 15,000 rounds
I have a double barreled coach gun in 12ga, with 8000 rounds.
I have 12 more guns not listed.
And, I'm average, here.
My state, Colorado is
Ranked 8th
• Total 104,094 sq mi
(269,837 km2)
• Width 380 miles (612 km)
• Length 280 miles (451 km)
• % water 0.36%
• Latitude 37°N to 41°N
• Longitude 102°03'W to 109°03'W
Population Ranked 22nd
• Total 5,456,574 (2015 est)[2]
• Density 52.0/sq mi (19.9/km2)
Ranked 37th
• Median household income $57,685[3] (11th)
My state isn't even close to being important in a real war.
It's one of 50.
I'm not special. My neighbors have far more guns and ammo than I could dream of owning.
You're fucked. Guns, Lube, Ammo, Porn, every other standard ever invented.
If Colorado ever decided to invade France, it would hurt. We have 49 brothers, at least two of which consider non-consential anal sex a national sport.
tl;dr
you're fucked.
>>69981586
Bruh, pretty sure if you destroy a country's government and all you pretty much have to colonize said country in order to outright avoid civil strife post-withdrawal
Not a wine person but I love their cheese. The French are the best cheese makers in the world.
>>69976011
G-g-good thing t-t-that Denmark supported America after 9-11, then. 100%.
Our prime minister loved Bush like he was his father. Hell, he'd probably let Bush fuck his wife if Bush wanted to.
>>69981743
YEAH I CONFIRM THIS SHIT
languedoc fag here
>>69981410
That video was le hardcore, mec :^)
>>69981743
Yes. Yes, we are. Such assholes. Proud of it though.
>>69981902
>pretty sure if you destroy a country's government and all you pretty much have to colonize said country
>>69976066
we are the smuggiest ones because we won the cultural war
>>69981991
When will republican elites get the guillotine, as well as counter revolutionaries.
>>69981702
Oh shit, there are two more women! My argument crumbles.
>>69976011
>We saved them from nazis a few decades later.
Vichy France was hell on earth, yeah.
>>69981315
The false equivalence is one of the standard islamic apologetics. Do not lower yourself to that level.
Instead, if you want to understand problems, you must look for individual causes. You must not compare them to dissimilar things, otherwise you will look for patterns in the clouds.
Why do whites in America carry out mass shootings? Because whites are being systematically suppressed, and the news glorifies shooters.
Why do muslims murder people everywhere muslims go? Because their evil holy book tells them to.
>something is happening in french society..
You are learning what the muslim is. You should have listened to us so you do not have to find out the hard way.
>>69976180
>>69975452
>helped us in WW1
>saved us in WW2
>kept us from communism
Youre welcome ameribro, youll always be our ally
>>69981397
You're nuts.
>>69982039
>we won the culture war
>we lost the real war, the blood war.
>>69976161
topkek you kaiserbastard
>>69976180
jidf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuC_4mGTs98
>>69982121
You're nuts.
>>69982115
>Now the Commies and Jews run France anyway
I guess those efforts were all for nothing.
>>69981743
Parisians are all Americans really know of France.
Well except for when they left NATO...
>>69982115
>helped Jews in WW1
>saved Jews power in WW2
>forced multi racialism
>>69981902
We built them a new government, with a new army. It's not our fault they blew it.
>>69981399
Indeed, but we got a approx 15 constitutions, I think it is not wrong to tell that the Déclaration is the founding text of our Republic even if it is not a list of law.
>>69981957
Is that on Bush's ranch in Texas? If you got invited there, you would love Bush too.
>>69978519
true soemhow, the government is only pushing for its candy-ass ideology, laicity is more a lowest common denominator than anything else, even me,an atheist know that France is catholic and yet noone has the balls to admit it...
>>69981963
The place I live is called Montpellier after Languedoc.
>>69982039
Did you? I'm pretty sure Sartre and Camus are dead in the ground.
>>69975452
It's a shame the French have such a bad rep of being pussies. Every french dude I've met is a nationalist and totally bro-tier.
>>69975452
I like how they wanted to put veto against Iraq war and Washington got so angry they changed the name of french fries to freedom fries.
>>69982237
Don't worry, we're all assholes to some extent. It's just that Parisians are some kind of evolved super assholes.
>>69975452
The French never turned their backs on you because you never attacked them.
If you did you'd see nothing but their backs
![0e8893ddca6066b2743126cc15971eb1613248d0e50e7d4b7480d5edcb163a5d[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yBQuZCE.jpg "0e8893ddca6066b2743126cc15971eb1613248d0e50e7d4b7480d5edcb163a5d[1].jpg")
>>69982067
>two more women
>>69982554
just embargo all that comes out of paris, paris is 2.244 million people out of 66.03 million.
>>69982102
Yawn. It was hit by debris that fell from the other buildings.
>>69982115
I would just like to take this opportunity to say that Talleyrand was a son of a bitch, and caused the XYZ Affair and the Quasi-War.
>>69982514
>It's a shame the French have such a bad rep of being pussies.
Three months after the suburban riots in France between disenfranchised youth – black and Arab mostly – and the police, the public debate about what to do to better integrate the disaffected young residents of the banlieues is still intense. It has also continued on immigration, a burning issue being heavily exploited by politicians
tl:dr
France is still counting votes to decide whether they are Niggers or Arabs.
This is a close vote.
>>69981702
This trigger me so fucking much
>>69982209
>>69982277
well, of course the commies managed to compeltely infestate the public administration/ schools (mai 68 anyone) (wich is the main source of our elite) and put relativism and critics of traditional values above all things, but at least we live in a free society and anger against socialists is growing stronger, so we aren't completely hopeless.
>>69975452
>the only ally of the US to never turn their backs on us.
Well... except for that little hissy-fit they threw when we jewed them out of our war debts.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
>>69975795
>*surrendering
If you're gonna memespout, at least get it right.
>>69982115
Seriously how a french nationalist who is not totaly ignorant can like america, american nationalist are bro-tiers but usa have oposite interest since the end of the independance war, usa is literaly the first threat for us
>>69982532
>urr duur I'm triggered, let kil the US pig now becuz they disagree with me
We are better than this, stop bitching about small things and apreciate the greatest bound that ever existed between two countries
>>69982911
>well, of course
Niggers are as French as the french!
We know, Pierre. We all know this.
>>69982181
>>69982203
No, u.
>>69982209
Worse. France is run by the Germans.
>>69983029
Well, I'd rather focus on the EUSSR than the americans.
>>69975452
They did actually...after they finished using you to screw us over they fucked off...it was Morocco who recognized you 1st as a independent country.
>>69983104
Germans don't run their own homes and minds.
>>69983104
>Germans
are occupied by Jews, only reason there isn't revolution is due to the tight ideological thought that they chain people with, telling them freedom is not their will but the CORRECT will.
>>69982367
I like to compare La Declaration to the Bill of Rights sometimes. It's fun to do.
La Declaration says "this is what people are, and this is why we have government."
The Bill of Rights says "these are the rights people have, and the government can't fuck with them."
Two very different ideas, that spring from the same philosophical tree. I think ours is better. We have the second amendment to protect it.
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>>69982406
Isn't it also illegal to point out the muslims are the threat? Isn't it also illegal to even take a paternity test?
>>69982596
fuck off, faggot.
>tfw France tried so fucking hard for centuries and still came second to us in the end
Feel bad for them tbqh
>>69983132
There is clearly two usa, the trump one who have no influence in our country and the "pop" who invade france and europe since the seventies, they call that cultural marxism i call that american softpower, they created globalisation, uniformisation and eu mate, rremenber how pushed the creation of a federal eu
>>69982532
Yes, Ahmed, we already talked about that in this thread.
>>69980577
vendée happenings happened before Napoleon fyi
>>69983420
You're right on both.
>>69982554
Oh, I'm not worried. I just think that when you're assholes, it's just your way. It's like when Germans are autistic, I shrug and say, "yeah." Or when Greeks smell bad. Or Swedes scream "Allah Ackbar."
>>69981039
>Diversity is better than race-mixing
Doesn't make either one a policy to follow.
>>69982909
Me too. Maybe French and Americans are similar after all.
>>69983456
>in the end
It's not the end yet. 2000 years is nothing.
>>69981315
>White people do also mass shootings in US. This is not a question of religion, but a question of education or social integration.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_Qpy0mXg8Y
>>69978454
>Did you thanks us for this ?
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Dunkirk
Yes annually
>>69983456
congratulations, you have the pleasure of communicating with abos and negroes, and they coming to your country.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWZhFrq7CEI
3rd world shithole populated by arabs. That's my appreciation of this piece of shit of a country. I'll be relieved when I will have left for a white country.
>>69975452
We never turned our backs on you , you NATO fucks
>>69983646
>implying we're not going to nuke each other out mercy when the pakis truly overrun Europe
We only have Trident so you can have a dignified end. I expect Fance t do the same to us.
>>69976011
>We saved them from nazis a few decades later.
lol, you fought for your rotschild masters, anglodog. Europe lost WW2.
>>69975452
desu
>>69976011
>In 2003 the best selling book in France was about how 9/11 was an inside/mossad job.
okay, we turned our back for 9/11, but Jessu Christ do people really think this in the US ?
Anyway, we're on the same side, it's good to remember this sometimes.
For french speakers, here's a documentary ; not excellent but not so bad indeed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCGW9PTS6Lg
>>69983717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wDajqW561KM
>>69982953
That was Talleyrand's fault. Not ours.
>>69975452
Here's what I've got, some French anon posted it a few days ago :)
>>69983787
wahhh
>>69981081
>>69981397
Fuck that Spanish Bourbon. They renounced the French throne for the Spanish one. And Fuck the Orléanais, they voted to have Louis XVI guillotined. I'm pretty sure all the Valois are dead as well. Well, the ones that could ascend the throne.
We need to look up higher in the tree to find the eligible person.
>>69983769
Be a good Brit , and change the official religion of Britain on Wikipedia to Hindu
>>69978546
I'm always wearing a knife like pic related, is it illegal?
What's the rule again ? Blade not longer than your hand's palm ? I'm not really aware...
>>69983029
>usa is literaly the first threat for us
lol wut? What the fuck? You're our greatest ally except for Israel!
>>69981515
It's because Paris is Paris that we're entitled assholes. I agree with you that we need to purge it of the rats that have infested it.
>>69983858
pic
They are good fighters. During WW2 they invaded almost 8km of the Saarland and stole our bicycles
>>69983856
>Hindu
I don't bloody think sharia allows that
>>69983145
It's true. We did use the Moroccans in the Barbary Wars.
But then we had to kill more brits, so we didn't stay.
>>69982648
>debris produce a controlled demolition
too much GMO in your food, Kletus
>>69983875
--->>>69983460
It was a clever strategy for your interest but fatal for us and for you too btw
>>69983177
>>69983280
You're right, but their government has the rest of Europe by the balls.
>>69983858
En théorie il faut que la lame ne puisse pas être bloquée en position ouverte et qu'elle soit plus petite qu'une paume. Dans les faits laguiole et opinels sont tolérés suivant la situation dans laquelle tu es contrôlé (par exemple si c'est pendant une manif dis lui adieu), et même des vrais couteaux, comme par exemple celui que j'ai (image), peuvent passer. Les flics me l'ont une fois laissé car j'ai une bonne tête, une autre fois ils me l'ont juste pris, sans plus. J'en ai racheté un bien sûr.
>>69982066
Hopefully soon. The thing is in France, it's our women who launch these things when they need to protect their children. Just like the Revolution was fully started by mothers who walked to Versailles to demand bread. That's what started the snowball effect.
>>69977613
>Trump Tower is like the American Versailles.
to be honest, I quite like Trump, but there's nothing more cringy than rich people who buy art things/build castles just for the sake of looking respectable and "raffiné".
Look at Trump's house : it's the most blatant example of bad taste I could ever see. Every european aristocrat in Europe just consider this as purely "white-trash-gone-rich" tier...
>>69983888
Paris must be nuke, this city destroy france since the XVIII
I would love to visit France, especially places like Calais or Paris where they're losing tourism, but I don't speak any French. I do speak German though so I've thought about visiting Strasbourg
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>>69984007
>>69983460
>they call that cultural marxism i call that american softpower
...
We say that cultural marxism is the biggest threat to our nation.
You're basically saying that le Comite invisible means that we need to destroy all of France because you're our enemy =\
>>69975452
French are born liberals and thus eternally doomed as a society and an economy.
>>69984135
You don't want to visit Calais or Paris, trust me. Paris would be splendid if it were'nt for all those non whites, and Calais is just a regular city without anything worthy of spending time there.
Strasbourg is marvellous, I was there a few days ago.
