A left-winger on my FB shared this image, and for some reason I just couldn't fucking contain myself and I typed this shit up.
I have so many Libs on my friend's list (Austinites), and so this will probably piss a lot of them off.
Just... let me know what you think about how it's written.
Here's how I imagine it:
Bob and the gang are all sitting at the dinner table. Bob has less food than the rest of the group, and bob says "bob deserves the same amount of food as everyone else." The management does nothing for a while, until everyone else at the table complains too, so eventually the boss comes out and gives Bob the same amount everyone else has, and the everyone starts eating. Except for bob. Bob has an idea. He shovels some of his food into a container under the table. Now the same amount is on the plate as was before.
Suddenly bob says, "Bob deserves the same amount of food as everyone else." Everyone looks as Bob's plate and wonders what's going on, and why the problem wasn't taken care of. "Management!" everyone says. "You haven't given Bob the same amount of food yet!" So management comes over and does the same thing again. Bob does the same thing again. This keeps happening, until management finally says there's nothing left in the back to cook. "You're a liar!" says Bob and the others at the table.
Management, confused, unable to think of anything else, begins taking food from the other people's plates and putting it on Bob's.
The other people are very friendly, and kind-hearted, and so allow this. "It's only right!" they say, as they go back to eating the food they have.
Bob, once again, shovels a bit more into his stash under the table.
"Bob deserves the same food as everyone else." says Bob.
>Black lives matter
The only acceptable response:
Prove it
You sound autistic just show him this song, itll truth it for you
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/demon-nigger-3
>>69974233
I have both a higher intellect, and perspective than that, anon.
>>69974360
Memes can't win a social war of this magnitude, anon. You'd need a very big meme.
>>69973951
This is a classic case of apples to oranges. Anyone can see that.
>>69973951
>Bob is sitting at the dinner table
>Everyone stands up and goes to get themselves a plate of food
>Bob continues to sit down and do nothing
>Everyone returns to their seats and starts eating
>Bob starts complaining that he deserves food, too
don't do it OP
these people can't reason
you can't fix stupid
>Everyone deserves food
>Bob is part of everyone
>Give Bob food
Jesus is there no hope for the future?
you probably should just reframe it and keep it simple:
Bob is sitting at the dinner table. Everyone else gets a plate of food except for Bob. Bob says "Bob Deserves Food". Everyone at the table responds with "Everyone deserves Food, so here you are", and gives Bob a plate as well. Bob says "You're distracting from the point, Bob deserves food" and refuses their food.
>bob is sitting at the dinner table
>everyone has a plate of food except bob
>everyone says, "who the fuck are you and why are you sitting here?"
>"you better share dat food you raycist ass white people"
>>69975155
I would, but my buddies are hipsters that appreciate long-winded, pompous storytimes that cover both history, now, and future.
>>69974815
this is also good
>Bob deserves
Bob deserves fuck all until he contributes to society to any extent besides eating up food.
>>69975351
just post the OP faggot, so long as you're prepared to defend it and actually say niggers kill each other on the regular rather than couching it in metaphors.
>>69975477
Oh I've already posted it, both on the shared image, and the original post my buddy shared it from.
No I'm actually not going to defend it very much if at all, people who can't see truth when it's handed to them on a silver platter will never understand regardless of what else is done.
Plant the seed and let it grow.
>>69974460
You may have a higher intellect, but they don't. The only way to get them to dig deeper and re-evaluate their beliefs is by using underhanded and emotional arguments. Most will shy away and cry "racist", but even if one person says "Hmm, why is that?", you have done your duty.
>>69975470
This is all you need to post
Why don't you just point out that everyone just getting food is socialist bullshit?
You don't just get food in the real world. You hunt the animal, skin it, clean it, cook it and eat it.
Or, you work for money and buy yourself some food.
Does Bob have a job? Does he do anything to actually deserve the food?
Fuck these lefties live in a fucking bubble, shit
Bob deserves food
IM pretty sure you could objectively prove that world Wide and in America black lives matter less. Worldwide there are more blacks than European whites, and given that they contribute much less, pay less tax, commit more crime (which adds burden to taxpayers), they are less intelligent and less educated (which means less money has been invested in their lives) means their lives are objectively worth less and thus don't matter as much. It might sound harsh to a normie but it's the cold hard truth. In fact, if all African Americans disappeared US would be much much better off in terms of crime.
>>69973951
No. Bob shouldn't shovel the food under the table. Bob should squander it.
or you should make an analogy about why everyone else at the table has food. Everyone worked and has money to pay.
Or everyone came prepared, on time, and ordered before bob.
You want to examine or draw a conclusion as to why bob doesn't have any food on his plate. Saying he hides it is a bad example.
What is it about Bobs attitude? Work ethic? Entitlement?
Explore that.
If you are going to post this it has to be much better then this because people will try to tear it apart. You need to make it an impenetrable analogy.
Maybe bob gets up and destroys the diner. (rioting)
Maybe bob always makes everyone else pay for his food (welfare)
Maybe its bob's responsibly to make sure he has food on his plate and not the responsibility of everyone at the table (Personal responsibility/Victim culture
Maybe bob just doesn't come to the table as prepared as everyone else.
Maybe bob doesn't deserve Food on his plate because he's bob. Maybe everyone earns food on their plate and bob didnt.
>>69973951
>2016
>still eating the caloric jew
>>69975724
This. This is how you deal with lefties.
No matter what kind of intellectual argument you use, you'll always lose. You need to get on their level and give back the same arguments. Example:
>yeah umm lmao we need to give more help to black people and welfare etc T. Leftie
>What, you think they can't survive without help from whites?! Oh my god you fucking racist, fuck off bigot. Why are you trying to make them slaves of the white system? You are literally a neo-slaver and Hitler
>bob is sitting at the dinner table
>bob is smacking his lips
>bob is shookin and jiving
>the other dinner guests silently eat their food
>bob says he deserves more food
>the dinner guests agree and give him more food
>bob smacks his lips
>bob devalues the real estate value of the neighborhood
>bob flashes his gang symbol
>bob says it's not fair and he wants more food
>the dinner guests agree
>bob smacks his lips
>bob adjusts his doo rag
>bob then makes a series of noises and gets in a car with his fellow gang members
>>69973951
If Black Lives Matter would acknowledge the epidemic of black people constantly every day killing other black people, perhaps us whites would take their movement seriously.
Their movement is inherently centered around white cops killing black people but that is a small problem compared to what black people to do other black people on a daily basis.
They expect us to drop everything in our white lives, bow, and kiss their feet cause muh injustice but they show no compassion towards their own, for if they did, they'd be much more concerned about black on black violence as opposed to white cop on black violence.
I consider All lives Matter to be a lulz bringer and it certainly brings in the lulz. It's funny to see blacks and whites BTFO over it.
>Americans rally each other to change people's deepest beliefs through food analogies
>>69976752
Do they do this in Australia? People can't this stupid in other countries. They talk to eachother like they're 10
>>69974460
Arguments won't win anything. Just bully the fat cunt. He has a double chin. Bully him about that and call him a cuck for sucking off coons.
>>69973951
Reality:
After Bob (Dole) states "Bob (Dole) Deserves Food" because he doesn't have any, the restaurant serves him food despite knowing he doesn't have the money to pay for it. The restaurant then makes it clear that everyone else but Bob has to chip in to pay for Bob's meal or suffer consequences, like an additional make-up fee and/or future refusal of service next time. After finally getting his food, Bob (Dole) still goes on to talk about how "Bob (Dole) Deserves Food" because of the long and horrid day he's had. In fact, Bob (Dole) goes so far as to say that he deserves additional stuff: his choice of drink, dessert, and maybe an appetizer that is certainly paid for by everyone else because of how bad his day was. Naturally, everyone else tries to tell Bob that everyone else had a long day too and that his meal by itself is enough - he shouldn't want and get more food at everyone's expense. Bob (Dole) in response dismisses their uncomfortable personal day experiences; himself going so far as to say his horrible day by comparison makes their days look absurd. In fact, Bob (Dole) goes further by claiming that to criticize him for wanting more food is simply out of irrational innate hatred for Bob (Dole) that everyone else can't see without his assistance in pointing out because they're blinded by their wealth they were "given" - not "earned".
Obviously, everyone else avoids eating with Bob again.
>>69973951
>chubby balding faggit with glasses
every time
>>69974815
I like this version.
>>69977015
Somebody should do a sociology study on liberals and find out why they are all balding, wearing glasses, and have no chin. I would really like to know.
>Bob and the gung are all sitting at the dinner tabe
>Bob is a bit retarded and so some of the others laugh at him and take most of his food away
>Bob is miserable, hungry and helpless
>Seeing this, most are outraged by the injustice, they physicly fight among themselves and give him his food back
>Instead of eating, Bob throws his food around the table yells at people, including those who helped him, complaining that he is still hungry
>Some pitty Bob and explain this by him being traumatised
>Others get increasingly annoyed by him pointing out the fact that he was a bit retarded from the beginning
>All agree that he shouldn't have been forcefully brought to the dinner in the firstplace
>everyone gets food, but not bob
>"bob deserves food" he says
>"no, bob is a nigger" the others respond
>>69973951
Retard caught the "wrong" analogy while chasing the dragon.
blm is "supposed" to be about police deliberately targeting black people (when they commit crime and respond violently)
What this one is arguing is for communism.
> Who the fuck is Bob and why is he in your house?
> Does Bob deserve food? Seems entitled to me. Maybe the response of "everyone deserves food" is something of a cryptic message that Bob should behave in a way conducive to putting food on his own table as Bobs attitude has become something of a burden. He always pulls this shit.
>>69974815
Better version.
>>69973951
>A group of friends meet for dinner. They invite Bob too because his parents were friends with some of their parents.
>Bob starts making trouble and breaks some glasses and dishes, but the restaurant crew being so nice just swipe it and let it go.
>When the ticket comes, the charge for the broken dishes is included in the bill
>Bob refuses to pay for it and demands that the bill has to be split equally regardless of the mess he made
>Some want to just do it and forget about it and others want Bob to learn responsability and pay for it by himself
