90% of the ones I see/meet seem to be unable to talk without using sarcarsm or irony, is like they have it in the blood
>>69973452
Theu re still mad about loosing their colonies and becoming one themselves,so they try to be as mean as possible to everyone else
we don't like non anglos
>>69973452
>talks about British people
>posts pic of famous American doctor
>>69973452
They're the niggers of Europe
>>69973577
low quality bait
Yeah, we're a bunch of stupid, bitter faggots. These ugly, busted face quasi-intellectual British women who do the whole caustic wit thing are especially fucking grating.
>>69973577
>which is played by a famous British actor
>everyone see Hugh Laurie as dr House thanks to this awesome accent and irony
>>69973452
do you not appreciate irony?
do you have aspergers?
>>69973452
>Sarcasm and irony is mean or offensive
Only for retards who can't understand it.
>>69973671
I think that's the problem.
>>69973520
>loosing
>>69973520
LMFAO
THEY BECAME ONE THEMSELVES
>>69973631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJW_yTbYGoI
>>69973452
British people are cowards and mask their words in sarcasm to avoid direct confrontation.
We like their humor, MP was like most popular show in our country for a decade in 80's. British comedians have that as trademark.
>>69973452
Spaniards are just dumb and can't handle the bantz. Any people who think skin tight shirts and gelled hair is a cool style obviously doesn't understand irony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znmjnEMqHeg
>>69973452
The genes to good bantz can only be found in anglos
>>69973770
Okay Ahmed, time to get off the computer.
I think they are further along the jewish brainwashign than anyone else
let them be a lesson
>>69973531
then why are you flooding your country with pakis and indians, m8?
>>69974127
Rotherham.
>>69973520
Top bantz
>>69973452
Coming from a country that managed to caused hyperinflation in a scarce commodity currency.
The only other historical example of this, that I am aware of is under a nigger Kang.
>>69973520
And yet you still come over here to mow my lawn and wash my dishes...
>>69973577
not falling for the bait, just checkin those sick as fuck repeating intergers m8
>>69974227
Still a paki that deserves to be lynched.
>>69973452
You can't be serious ? Literally all Mediterranean people I've ever met are the most sfarcastic and ironic people I've ever met. Nothing too bad with,that just a fact
>>69973452
I dunno m8. I just talked to one earlier, he said he loved that it was multicultural where he lived
>>69973623
>These ugly, busted face quasi-intellectual British women who do the whole caustic wit thing are especially fucking grating.
Just nuke us now tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ziH9St7ajuw
>>69974535
I'd rather they don't shave their pits. Easier to avoid.
>>69973452
What's wrong with using your brain sometimes, Spantard?
Brits are just unhappy. They've always been unhappy. They're a drag.
>>69974652
RARE
A
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(Also, based Ghurkas, BTFO the enemies of the commonwealth since time began.)
>>69973452
It's how we cope with our little grey island and our shitty downtrodden lives, you greasy fucking dago.
Brits suffer from severe depression and have nothing to live for.
Hundreds of years of conquering the world and fighting has lead to young british men with no traditional family model, no good job prospects, no affordable housing and no sense of nationalism.
>>69974774
That's Americans you are talking about there fa,
>>69973452
I don't have the book on hand, but as far as I recall, according to Weininger they're basically cowardly, small and material like the kikes.
>>69974797
FAG
A
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>>69973520
It's banter. It's their culture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VTdgB03pk4
>>69975050
No thanks yank. I don't smoke.
>>69975002
Says the irrelevant cowardly country which has never accomplished anything or even got close to the bravery of the British empre sailing unknown seas. Stay mad cuckboi
see what happens when you outlaw aggression, it all goes inward and you become basically women
>>69974992
Is it raining there? I'm sure it's raining there. I bet your house is the size of my garage too.
>>69974205
>EU
Need I say more?
The majority of people I know, even my left leaning parents and some of my Christian mates are voting to leave.
Even my pastor is.
>>69973452
Most of the Brits I've had the pleasure of interacting with have either been extremely condescending "I know better than you" types or they've been lower class with absolutely shit "would of" tier grammar.
The former has no sense of humour, the latter are alright blokes if you look beyond their abysmal English.
>>69975002
Scandis on suicide watch.
>>69975159
It's sunny and my house made with high quality bricks is holding up great,in any weather.
feels good desu senpai. Being much wealthier and more relevant than any of those shitty countries on your,little picture
>>69975163
But Pakis and Indians are only a problem in the UK
Shouldn't you blame the commonwealth, not the EU?
>>69975159
We need small houses to house all of the Pakistan's and chav's.
Pal. C'mon. Lighten up.
>>69975221
The former is literally every single Eastern European I've ever,met. They literally think their shit does not stink and they never have,a laugh. Tbh polish are exempt from this they are pretty good with banter. But all the rest (Estonia, Lithuania, Slovakia, etc) are all stuck up their own arse and have no sense of humour.
I meet a LOT of them too so I would know
>>69975433
Tbh the paki immigration was more of a 1980 issue. Now we just see the effects of it. The main immigration issue now is those related,to the EU and the shitskins they let in
>>69975537
Glad we perceive each other the same way, then. There's just something about the general British mentality that's extremely off - the nanny state way of thinking is very real.
>>69975310
You're like a bum living in a cardboard box talking about how his box is better because it's lined with satin. You live in a sardine can because if you were an American state, you'd be as poor as Mississippi. Mississippi. They are the laughingstock of this country. They're the kid that eats boogers in class and goes into random tard rages because people are making fun of him. Yeah, go sit next to that guy. That's you.
Face it. Your empire has fallen on hard times. Reduced to a few nigger colonies, getting bullied out of Hong Kong by the Chinese (whose living conditions are not substantially worse than yours), Scotland and Northern Ireland don't even want to stay really, and the Germans and French have finally figured out a way to tell you what to do.
It's sad to see.
>>69975817
There is something very off about your irrelevant country continually sapping the,funds out of the EU nanny state.
Checkmate you envious little cuck
>>69973577
one more (you) cause (you're) so cute ^_^
>>69973631
Niggers aren't sarcastic or ironic. They dumb and violent.
>>69975898
What exactly is there to be envious about? The fact that you're being flooded with hostile foreigners or the fact that you can literally be sent to prison for "hate speech" online?
But of course, ignore the problems at home and simply project onto others the fact that they're "irrelevant" and "totally so jel"
>>69975830
> things not worth reading (Americans crying about their wooden houses)
Not going to read your tirades senpai. I live in a large house and living a good life.
You are probably stuck in some matchbox house in a cut in USA. In the cities all your houses are matchboxes just your superb houses are a bit bigger on average because you have,more land.
I'm happs
>>69975830
There are no more empires. We have our big brother US o' A doing all the heavy lifting for us as the quasi-empire freedom protector of the world that Britain built from the ground up.
When the nukes start flying and the USA is the first to see its major cities crumble, London will be there to take back the show and pick up the pieces. It will happen at some point in time, just wait. You will probably be the first to die.
>>69975830
Sure, we're fucked. Butter knives are illegal in public. Our women are hideous. Our dental hygiene is sub-par.
But you know what? At least we have a lost empire to bemoan losing. We took a run at global domination and came about as close as anyone had done since the Mongol hordes.
Most of the salty folks in this thread haven't even managed a military conquest, let alone an empire. Most of them are also probably muzzies employing divide and conquer shitposts, so, there's that too.
>>69975830
>citation needed
Last time I checked we had a higher gdp than any americlap state
>>69976098
Well your country is so incredible irrelevant and poor that literally no one even knows anything about you at all. That my friend is a far more serious problem you must get fixed before participating on "hate the Brits" threads, projecting your envy onto the superior nation.
>>69975002
>Scandinavians
>the shit tier vikings that stayed home instead of going on raids
>prosperity is contingent upon the trade routes and expansion fostered by the British
>muh socialism
>Brits
>tiny ass island
>masterrace red blooded conquerors
>rule oceans
>worst enemy of the shitskin
>elegantly sip tea
>impose culture on the entire world
sounds like sour grapes, sven/torvald whatever the fuck
>>69976197
One more time, what exactly is there to be envious about when it comes to the UK? I'm genuinely interested in hearing your reasoning.
>>69976126
You sound like a cuckold desu senpai. You are basing British,women off the slippers in your,council estate no doubt. Also playing into the,meme of the dental hygiene.... When,you look at,the stats we have some.of the best in Europe.
Makes me think you are a proxy user desu senpai
How would you feel if your people ruled the world and it all came crashing down?
>>69976354
History and nukes, mostly. But they are rewriting one and want to dismantle the other
>>69976354
Everything when,you,come from,a shitty irrelevant,country,like yours,desu...
Relevancy, economy, infrastructure, history, ability to become rich, more,to do, more opportunities, not being a weak pathetic nation 99% of the planet could not point on a map.... The list goes on and on
>>69976425
We have millions of Australians sitting across our country pretending they're British and shit posting on their Youth Mobility Visas.
Do not believe a single British flag. Not even me.
>>69976425
Nah m8. British women are literally shit-tier. If they're not from a broken home, they are high-maintenance as fuck. They are loud, they act like men, they're some of the most overweight women (on average) in Europe.
There are good British women, sure, but they are few. Fuck it though, I'll still bayonet an Ackbar or ten to defend their fat arses.
>>69973452
Because talk is fucking cheap you spic.
You either be clever and witty about 90% situations or you better say exactly what needs to get done.
Anything else beyond understanding makes you a subhuman who needs an instructional manual.
Go take a siesta.
>>69976564
it's, annoying, when, you, put, a, comma, after, everything, you kebab/chav faggot
>>69976354
>>69976498
The very fact you two spend,your time projecting envy in,these threads and he fact that no one ever,creates threads or replies to them about your irrelevant country
irony is britain's surrogate for christianity since 1918
its a way of thinking that lets you remain detached and not get emotionally invested in anything beyond your immediate self-interest. which is why we find it crazy that Americans get passionate about the 2nd amendment becos its not about something 'down to earth' like the price of milk
irony = postmodern atheistic cynicism
Lots of salty non-Anglos in here. Stay mad slavs, scandis and other buttblasted Europeasants. You all beg to get into even shit modern Britain because it's still a million times better than your countries.
>>69976606
do you even know what spic means you dumb frogposter?
>>69976636
Don't blame me. It's the shitty apple products which are inferior to the a food ones that is making the error,happen.
>>69976354
I don't think there is any real advantage or disadvantage apart from the ability to earn more money and gain experience in a more econically diverse country. But in terms of living here compare to Esti Meh... We're both European countries so probably not much difference, we probably have more stuff going on but that's because of the huge population difference
>>69976721
It means a Moor fucked your great-grandmother, Pedro.
>>69976564
>Relevancy
All your percious "relevancy" has done for your country is make it a high-profile target to hostile outside influences.
>economy
Ours is fine, much better than a decade ago
>infrastructure
Roads may be shit, but at least mass transit is cheap
>history
I like our history
>ability to become rich
Why aren't you rich?
>more to do
Like get into trouble with the law for posting "unacceptable hate speech" when commenting on the current state of your country?
>more opportunities
Like what?
>hurf durf no one can find you on a map
So? I doubt anyone outside of Britain could find Hertfordshire, comparable in population to Estonia, on the map either.
You simply come off as a very, very socially insecure man.
>>69973452
its called being a race of peasants
>>69976864
We have our faults, faggot. No point in waving our dicks around about it.
Our defense depends entirely on the whims of amerifats, we got aids out of the wazoo, and our economy did get fucked by russian sanctions.
On geopolitical terms, we more fucked than the brits ever could be.
But everything else is pretty nice.
>>69976425
>defending the abominations that are British women
you must be seriously cucked m8
>>69977084
>lumping all British women into one category
You are seriously stupid m8, go to school.
>>69976864
>I like our history
>endlessly cucked by neighbouring counties
BRAVO EESTI
>>69976864
> spending all this time on a hate Britain thread calling people laughing at you insecure
Top Kek lad
Being relevant is what makes you superior in the world.
More opportunities like creating businesses that will actually make money
I am fairly wealthy for my age but I have a business so I have a lot better shot of becoming rich than you
Your history is irrelevant and boring compared to ours.
Literally you are some butt hurt cuck who spends their time on hate Britain threads because you are really just nationally insecure about your country. Whatever that country may be because I am on a mobile device so I can't see what your flag is. Estonia I think I remember but it's so damn irrelevant that no one really cares at all.
Good day mate enjoy picking your cabbages
>>69977126
>m-my girlfriend isn't ugly!
yes she is, get over it
>>69977052
You are all right Estonia.
Stay white and frosty my friend.
>>69977182
stop calling his mom ugly
>>69977084
You are calli me cucked because I don't go for the council house slags you do and then project them onto all British women?
Serious senpai get off the proxy or if you are British get the fuck our of the council estates for a day
>>69976864
>You simply come off as a very, very socially insecure man.
It is passive-aggressive roboinsults like this that make me appreciate cynical British banter.
>>69977182
My gf is an Aussie broad m8, try again
>>69977259
>Serious senpai get off the proxy or if you are British get the fuck our of the council estates for a day
Paki disturber of the peace detected. Back to Bradford with you Rameez.
>>69973452
You Spaniards are pretty cocky too to behonest.
It's the reason why we ruled so much territory - we were cocky enough.
>>69977156
>be britbong
>get fucked by anyone who set foot on the island
>be modern britbong
>get your children fucked by allahu snackbars
>celebrate commonwealth
>>69977325
Aussies are Brits. The white ones anyway
>>69975159
>compares a large country to 3 much smaller ones
Well done.
>>69977259
they're all the same you cuck, the richer ones just have posher accents and go to university to be brainwashed by feminism, they're still drunken degenerate slags
if you like that fine, it's your funeral
>>69977390
Be country which no one even knows what it is unless you are on a computer and it tells you what that flag stands for...
> stay irrelevant and have no history
Be British
> in the end fend off every attack on the island and then create the best empire in history
>>69977325
jesus christ that's even worse, wtf are you doing to yourself?
>>69977390
>implying the fusion of celtic, Anglo-Saxon, and Norman semen didn't work out in the end
spot on about the muslims though.
>>69977451
Calm down Ahmed. It's clear to see now that you can't get a British woman, so I guess you will just be raping her instead.
You clearly have not been around the UK and please don't. Please take the first plane back to pakistan
>>69977589
>y-you're just a paki!
nope, I'm white and probably have more experience with British women than you, they're awful, go across the channel and pretty much any mainland european woman makes a better girlfriend
British blokes are just so cucked and brainwashed they refuse to admit whats happened to the women in this country
>>69977359
I am giving some realist non-meme perception of British women outside your council estate and you call me the paki? Come on senpai it's obvious to see you are the British hating paki talking shit about British women in general because you can't get any without raping them
>>69977390
>be Hungarian
>get rekt by Mongols
>get rekt by Ottomans
>get rekt by Soviets
nice
>>69973531
Of course not
>>69975159
Savage.
>>69977771
Nah m8. This is my perception based on fucking and dating many British girls.
Anyway, if you're so thirsty for them, go for it. Don't be surprised if you're with a chubby slag who cucks you with a nigger when you hit 35 though.
>>69978053
>Don't be surprised if you're with a chubby slag who cucks you with a nigger when you hit 35 though.
Implying every woman on the planet isnt susceptible to this.
>>69978092
Hm. Fair point anon.
>>69977278
I'm just saying what I see.
I like bants as much as anyone but you can't simply go "lol bants" when it comes to ignorance and denial.
They're alright really. They just think they're better than you. If they get too high and mighty just wait for your moment and put the boot in.
All us islanders are the same really. English are just the ones who came out on top. They're good for a bit of bantz. It's only the nornies tend to take things too seriously. Them and the yanks.
ITT: eastern euros buttmad because they cant get into the UK but a bunch of niggers from france can
ITT: Autistic estonian and a fake "brit" saying how britain and their women are bad.
Been to the uk alot and they look equally as good as swedes
>>69978443
>Been to the uk alot and they look equally as good as swedes
honestly only a thirsty Arab would say that and then I saw your flag and wasn't surprised
>>69978443
If you're talking about central London, a relatively small majority are British.
>>69973452
this is because they have it in their blood. it's much like you and being morroccan.
>>69978333
>be Irish
>blow up neighbor for having a different interpretation of the Bible
>"fookin brits think they're better than me"
news flash O'Faggot, they are
>>69978766
DELETE THIS. NOW.
actually only the ones from the south really do, as that was the longest zone that was invaded by muslisms in the Islamic Conquest of Hispania
>>69973631
https://youtu.be/lyHSjv9gxlE?list=PL70D26896DEB37374
It's is plenty of iron in our blood ;)
>>69977754
> n-n-na-uh! I have more experience than you senpai
> if you disagree with me you're a cuck!
Get over it senpai. You would never stand a chase with a proper middle class british woman
>>69979255
Whatever you say Jamal. Recommend learning the Queen's English before you shitpost.
>>69973452
But the other 10% is extraordinarily funny, so I guess they make up for the unfunny lot.
I have a great uncle who's a londener by origin, he's the funniest guy you'll ever meet.
>>69979257
Suck my dick
>>69979072
It's alright yank. I'm finished blowing him up, you can start blowing him.
>>69973721
I am old son...its your time now :)
>>69973520
If only they wouldnt have been so scared and jealous of the german empire
Not all Brits are like this - Younger lads are pretty fucking hilarious in their own way. But yea majority of Brits love to talk shit behind others backs and the older ones can't contain their bitterness. I think unlike Germany and Sweden they're still aware that at one point their had an unique culture and national identity. Then they look around seeing foreigners like me taking over in so many working sectors, Turks replacing their cuisine with kebabs and gyros, Muslims replacing churches with mosques and governments bringing whole parts of country to shitter. I feel sorry for your average Britbong, like every hand that tried to feed those in need they still can't believe that those "poor grateful immigrants" took their whole arm.
>>69979549
The lion still has its teeth m8 the sun still aint set on the 13 colonies and the commonwealth where the queen reigns
for the 3rd time in less than 100 years we will stop the german empire :^)
>>69977443
Well, We didn't even compare USA to those countries. That's really rock your socks.
>>69979628
You will do whatever the american financial elite wants just like it has always been and right now they want pakis in britain:^)
>>69979628
But that pic implies that we'll crash and burn with em lad.
>>69979680
>implying
You guys would have smaller I reckon altogether.
>>69979692
5% pakis
>this month we passed a law that states if a non EU citizen isnt earning over 35k a year and cannot pass a hard english exam they are auto deported
>welfare reforms making it harder for people to sit on their arse for handouts...i feel sorry for people on the dole now they have them jumping through hoops and it is degrading.
>brexit will stop the migrant hordes...look at calais.......
>after the exit we will have a chance to rewrite the human laws here...that means we can deport hate preachers who have a passport back to their country of origin regardless of what excuse they come out with such as "ILL BE KILLED ITS INHUMANE!!!"
>restoration of the commonwealth..visa free travel from UK AUS CAN and NZ
>no more merkel and no more EU esspeccially after the collapse means no more pc culture being spoon fed ergo no more pc culture that the muslims use as a shield :^)
>alot of the passport holding ones will self deport for the more tolerant societies than give better handouts such as sweden or germany
Future looks bright hans! the british will be back :DD
>>69979694
We survived the crusades,2 world wars and recessions and we will survive the crash of the EU
we will soak up global trade..we will soak up european trade after the EU falls apart when other states leave by being desperate to not be enriched by turkey
we are the 5th largest economy on the planet and london is STILL the global hub for business and the banks aint going anywhere as its already been said.
>>69980036
Why do you keep posting this traitor Farage who simply wants to replace white EU immigrants with more Indians and Paki?
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/apr/22/nigel-farage-immigrants-india-australia-better-than-eastern-europeans
>>69973452
>without using sarcasm
these people are annoying cunts to us too
>using irony
that's part of our sense of humour
you also forgot the self-deprecation
>>69980161
Indians are alight and integrate ok...ozzies are one of us.
indians that come here are mostly desperate to integrate and have done so for 100s of years the ones in india even british indians look down on like vermin.
and eastern europeans tend to be slackers...poland is ok but romania? dirty bastards desu
>>69979692
So much salt because your commie empire is unraveling.
Sorry we don't want to play "suck bureaucrat dick" in Brussels and come begging to Germans with our cap in hand.
>>69980470
All I'm saying is that I'm sick and tired of Pajeets speaking to me in broken language when I call a customer support. Who to fuck even hires em? Sikhs might be alright, but keep in mind that over 15% of Indians are mudslims.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Islam_in_India#Population_growth_rate
Ozzies and Kiwis are based but you have to be smart enough to realize that students coming over from Queensland aren't actually white - majority of them are dirty Asian muzzies from Singapore etc.
