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The reason why I never set my age range above 18-18
Then you get this nonsense where girls are lying about their age
I tried Tinder once and every single woman had a pic of their dog and or "loves dogs" in their profile.
Was very strange.
>>69972631
In Canada all the girls are underage or have kids
She should have taken some tips from her workplace and canned that bloodsack
>>69972750
I was surprised at the small number of single mothers when I used it.
>>69972631
Bet they were all male dogs too.
>>69973241
They need a new guy to provide money
>>69972631
dont you mean kangaroo?
Tinder is bad for this. OKcupid is infinitely better because it leaves space for them to elaborate on their shitty lives and their 6+ year college degrees and how they are gender-fluid femme queer HIV positive wymyn of c*lour.
>>69972486
>>69972888
wow i lost it HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH>AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
what a funny joke
dennys
hahahahaha
>>69972631
I was on it last night and noticed that as well. At least 10 profiles mentioned stuff like "dog haters need not apply" or "my dog = my life" Could be a personality thing? As in women who use tinder are more likely to favor dogs because of the masculine association?
>having so little game you need to use online dating
I bet you'd vote for Trump too.
>>69975034
>Dogs give attention to owner
>Shallow women use Tinder for attention (sex is attention too)
I've tried Tinder a zillion times but can't get past the "hello" part. Sucks too, everybody I know gets mad laid on that shit and I have no idea what to do.
>>69972888
that's a cute damn baby
>>69973986
>this site is so superficial!
>here's multiple carefully angled/lit photos of me in full makeup
>>69974988
Hope that little nigga has a good life.
>>69975076
>tinder
>not just a place for alpha trump/hillary supporters to cuck berniefags
>>69972631
Around here every single one likes "Walks in the mountains and traveling"
Almost every single girl is literally the same person.
>>69975113
"how are you"
"what are you into"
"dogs"
>>69975243
That's about how far I get. Then what?
>>69975296
ask her about herself. try to connect/relate. tell a story. bro there are so many things. relax and literally just talk to them.
>>69973986
>works at Herbalife
Fucking cult like pyramid scheme company, I hope she perish.
>>69973986
>This site is superficial based on pics
>Posts a pic of her dolled up looking like a slut.
Women have no self-awareness.
Plus I want to make a dating website where there are NO pics involved AT ALL. How many women do you think would sign up for it?
>>69972486
>>69972750
>>69972888
I really don't understand the single mothers here. Like... do they realize how much of a turn off that is? You know how women get to tell us what do to? Certain things are "gross" or a total turn off for her? She can proudly make lists of these things and post them on Buzzfeed and Saloon. Well, when do we get to tell them being a single mother is a fucking turn off? I think if they honestly realized this, the younger generation of women would wise up and be a little more careful.
Again, what kind of pick up strategy is it? "I'm going to post this picture of my kid with me on a site with a bunch of dudes with their cocks out ready to fuck?" Really? Are they trying to attract pedos or cucks? Well I guess your average Chad will fuck anything so it's not an issue.
>>69972888
lol looks like she brushed her teeth with a chisel and the baby came out of the womb sideways
>>69974955
Haven't seen a fat chick on tinder yet. It can be easy to forget how fat burgerstan actually honestly totally literally is
>>69975296
it also depends on who you're talking to. some people you might not have chemistry with, and for me, when I'm truly attracted to someone, they're attracted to me as well. if it doesn't work out for you on tinder, it really doesn't matter that much. try plenty of fish. I've had multiple people to get along with on that site, versus tinder. much different people it seems.
>>69975399
Is there something I can read/watch to learn about this?
>>69975034
>>69975098
Yeah, the dog is something that will like them no matter what. So they get a smaller, easier to control dog to have something cute, annoying, that likes them no matter how retarded and evil they are.
Hmmm... that description seems to fit the men their looking for too.
>>69975034
>>69975098
Have you guys not seen that classic article by the dude who claimed his hot blond now dead female friend told him '9 Secrets about Women' or some shit? I think #5 was about how much they fucked dogs.
>>69973986
lol women have such useless fucking jobs
>>69975243
I'm trying to chat up this cute cosplayer girl. I'm a bit of a weeb too (haven't told her yet) but she keeps replying with short answers, making it really hard to get a conversation going.
She also takes forever to respond.
>>69975541
NO. DO NOT. don't get into that shit. there is absolutely nothing of value in pick up "artistry" which is really just manipulation. just practice.
>>69975296
Are you a retard? WHAT KIND OF DOG
>>69975187
LOL all the women here post that shit too. They also talk about netflix and a bunch of awful music they like. And they talk about how their going to college for some dumb bullshit
>>69975639
I hate that shit. stories can never go wrong. I swear to god a good story is just as good as being funny.
Dat feel when been in a long term relationship for almost 6 years and can't touch tinder not even to simply lurk all the stupid single mothers in my area.
>>69975693
This
When she tells you, make sure to reply, "3/10 shit taste, I only date girls with good taste, sorry about your mutt." This way she will know you're a TRUE ALPHA
>>69975661
Is it a bad idea to tell them I'm no good at talking to girls?
>>69975639
>but she keeps replying with short answers, making it really hard to get a conversation going.
>She also takes forever to respond.
This is a subtle way of signaling she's not interested
>>69975130
>>69975462
>>69975471
To be fair, you can't see everything in the screenshot, but I'm sure she does make some sort of "that's the way it is I guess so since you can only really see pics of me, have these" gesture. I'm not saying she was self-aware, but she *seemed* somewhat aware of the issue.
But, is there any issue? Do people really expect to find lifelong mates on Tinder.
Also, aggravatingly, I've seen a lot of "if you're looking for a hook-up swipe left" messages - so maybe some women expect something serious-ish, but it sort of ruined the experience of what I had hoped would be a cocks-and-pussies out sort of thing.
>>69975187
I met a girl from Manger in Radoy there. We smoked weed while we watched the Flames at ågotnes. Was pretty cash. She had a bad pic of her and wrote only MAGA in her Text. She doesn't have a profile there anymore tho.
>>69975113
have you never made small talk in real life? just do the same thing, pretend they are a new guy friend if that helps. If you are going to make banter just water it down a little bit.
but, some girls expect "snowflake" responses instead of small talk but they are usually bitchs and won't put out anyway.
and finally, think of it as a sales man. "always be closing".
always be pushing the conversation for the next step, if she is defensive about it or dodges then let the conversation die down naturally then try again with a less invasion medium. Such as snapchat or a more "permanent" messenger. If you can think of excuses to move to a different medium that's great but don't seem desperate. Like, "hey I want to send you a picture but i can't figure out how on here - do you have snapchat or would you rather text?". Instead of a bad one like "hey im gona delete tindr soon so if you want to talk to me whats your phone number".
if you have a ACTUALLY good body try to avoid shirtless selfies, and instead have a beach picture or a third part take a "candid" shirtless pic. Otherwise avoid it all-together.
But, for someone like me, with a top 5% body I can still get a lot of matches and interest with LITERALLY only a shirtless picture and not even a face if i would want someone to hook up with.
best of luck
>>69975471
>saloon
made me kek, don't know why
>>69975848
C U C K
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>>69975897
I don't like small talk it seems pointless.
>>69975880
its the internet man, even if she sees your face it can't be that bad. you don't get anywhere without trying, and there are a LOT of people. i swear to god women are forgiving to everyone except people they can manipulate. just talk man. just talk and practice.
>>69975931
Sounds like a shitty ethnic eatery - "Buzzfeed and Saloon"
>>69975880
wikihow has a "how to flirt on tinder" article that outlines the basics. Don't take it too seriously however as the real value is in practice and accepting that you're going to fuck up a lot.
>>69975693
Once again the voice of reason is Funland
>>69976018
i used to be like that, but now not so much. Yes, 98% of women are boring and the small talk will be like dragging nails on a chalk board but that is the first and number one "shit test" of any female.
If you can't even make it through small talk without being weird/creepy/assburger then they will not carry you through the conversation. You have to think, even for the most vapid whore, is somewhat concerned about her safety when meeting a stranger through an anonymous dating site.
>>69976018
no one likes small talk but it's necessary and not going away anytime soon so you should get good at it.
>>69974988
That is one cute baby tho.
>>69975886
That's kind of what I figure, I just feel it's too early to already be disinterested. She pressed "Like" on me after all.
It's been 2 days and we've exchanged 3 messages each, mostly just saying "Hello".
>>69976262
>If you can't even make it through small talk without being weird/creepy/assburger
It's never going to happen then, thanks for the help though
>>69975564
yeah. I believe it too.
http://www.returnofkings.com/78898/9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer
I noticed that when I went by "dog shit park" that there were a lot of large MALE dogs.
Made me sick.
>>69974955
Is that her fucking belly hanging out from under the sweatshirt?
>>69976612
>massive whore projecting
'okay'
>>69975564
i don't blame them
>>69976691
yes.. i've noticed superlards are keen bbc wishers. the heavier the chick, the more they want a big one. dunno why, i mean i dont have a thing against fat women, its just a fact about them.
>>69976771
how is your aussie football these days? Enjoying your SJW masters?
http://www.returnofkings.com/68818/how-social-justice-warriors-ruined-australian-football
>>69976612
actually started reading it and it got more ridiculous
>Many years ago, I became friends with a very hot blonde in her early 30’s who was dying of cancer
>>69977049
how hard can you shill your site on /pol/?
>>69977049
GO THE PIES! STOP THE MOSQUES!
>>69975462
I was about to mention that too. I know nothing about it but just the NAME made me think it was one of THOSE companies. How come so many hot sluts work for these scammy/shady as fuck companies? Selling pseudo-scientific shit to other dumb sluts.
Like "detoxify" or "removes toxins", best way to sell anything to a woman. Anything that promises to make them sexy without them lifting a finger.
But again, it's always women involved with these shady marketing companies. They sell sales or some dumb non-business-that-sounds-like-a-business.
>>69975897
Found the Chad
>>69977376
>STOP THE MOSQUES
man, I didn't think gayfl could pull off banter like that
>>69975187
Here it's all "<3 my friends!" or "love partying!" or some variant of "carpe diem!", which is all somehow worse than having nothing at all. They have no hobbies, no talents, no passion, it's awful.
Don't these people realize it's really difficult to start a conversation if they have nothing in their profile that distinguishes them from others?
>>69972486
>sugar daddy
Daughter, perhaps, mum, fuck no.
>>69975887
I'm in Belgium, and for some reason I see tons of chicks pass by on Tinder who have little black kids in their pictures. For the love of me I cannot understand why - it's really like 1 in 5 or something. It's not as if there's this many people who go and do missionary stuff out in Africa.
>>69975564
Get rid of your chat windows you fucking cuck
>>69975897
All of that makes sense, thanks.
Do you have any more wisdom to impart on us?
>>69976612
True except 4) and 6). Obviously some exception to the rule, but overall quite solid.
>>69977637
> carpe diem
Aka degenerate red flag
>>69977772
>missionary stuff
Don't you mean doggy?
>>69977792
I'll try to remember that next time I screenshot Tinder profiles...
But seriously, wanking over text?
Quick quiz: is she saying "I lave" or "Have"?!
>>69972888
>I have no friends
Really? I am a 24 year old male, I always am very skeptical when young women claim they are social outcasts.
Do you think she's just saying she has no friends for sympathy? I don't fucking buy it.
>>69978868
I shave
>>69972486
What should I write in my Tinder bio?
pls halp
Nothing wrong with girls who like dogs.
>>69975639
Is it cat girl?
>>69979299
My next step is to ask what she usually cosplays and maybe get a conversation going around that.
Cosplaying as a cat girl is pretty low tier, but I'll take it.
If that fails I'm giving up on her, she's just not interested.
>>69979413
No I mean this chick
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3419631/Woman-says-s-CAT-trapped-human-body.html
You have a chance to smash the ultimate tumblrina.
>>69975471
>I really don't understand the single mothers here.
Most women lie to themselves and say that Tinder is a place where people can find real relationships. I've met multiple girls who've said that they believe it's a good place to find relationships. Deep inside they know they're there just to get plunged by a different dick multiple nights a week, but they lie to themselves so they can pretend they're not a slut.
And if you're looking for a relationship, it's a real fucking dick move to not tell that you have a child and are a single mother.
>>69977772
Women get social status from other women for seeming like a good person.
Maybe it's a way to sweeten the pill of them being on tinder at all to themselves or their friends, or they don't know that men see right through that symbolic shit if they care at all.
>>69972486
>politics
>>>/r9k/
>>69979584
Oh yeah. She actually showed up on my feed once, but I nope'd out of there as soon as I could. Which is weird because we live on different sides of the country, but I guess she was on a trip.
I like crazy broken girls, but that's too much for me.
>>69979584
6/10 would tear apart with my spiney cock, would scruff her neck during sex.
>>69979941
(actually enlarges picture and looks)
Sorry, 4/10. Still would, though.
>>69975887
>Nutella apen
:^)
Oy vey
>>69979802
You should have borked her and recorded it you cunt
>>69980110
>implying I have game enough to bork anyone on Tinder
The kids aren't even out of some of them.
16 year old feminist needing a sugar daddy
>>69980312
This one made me kek
This dude is not fooling anyone
Would you /pol/
>>69977389
My aunt got a Mustang convertible thanks to gullible people buying Avon-ish products.
You want to fuck me?
I would fuck me, i would fuck me hard..
[goodbye horses starts playing]
>>69980482
Fucking dying
>>69980666
Ayy 666
>>69980666
The pics gets worse the further left i swipe in his album... Jesus ...
>>69980420
>feminist
>wants sugar daddy
>underage
literally throwing your life away
>>69980504
Not even with your pal Sweden's dick. Or "Nicole's" for that matter.
>>69978868
>zipper on front of the dress
>>69978256
4) is 100% true, and 6) most of the times
Great text
>>69977772
Maybe it's because you live in Belgium aka Mini-Mogadishu.
>>69977772
Swpl imperialism
>>69980100
Kek. The amount of Jewish girls on here is asinine.
>>69977389
It's not just women, I had a guy friend shill Amway shit up and down until the cows come home. I told him the entire thing sounded like a pyramid scheme, wouldn't budge. Showed him articles of people working for and trashing Amway, still wouldn't listen. After a awhile, he just stopped talking about them and working for them. Guess he learned on his own.
>>69981067
You can adjust how much chest you want to show.
Also, when you open it, you can immediately see all the treasures under it.
>>69976593
Don't give up! I believe in you, anon.
I'm no chad, but have got my share of pussy simply by targeting different females.
>weird/creepy/assburger
Your awkward female doppleganger is out there somewhere. Internet dating makes it easier than ever for you two losers to hook up.
Get ready to lower your standards if you want a nonfattie, however. She may come with a lazy eye or odd obsession with cats.
It gets worse
>>69972486
I think that's a joke. Have you never tindered before?
>>69981873
Not this one, but soon
>>69981735
Wasn't saying it was bad
I met my current GF on tinder. She has an adorable little girl and I'm enjoying my time with her. So I don't see what you're all complaining about. Just avoid the obvious whores and find yourself a Q T single mother.
>>69982126
Seriously though, women are so ignorant of money its ridiculous.
>>69982126
Why would you say things like that?
>I'm only here to fuck guys and die alone
>>69981975
I'd show up to her house in blackface and violently beat and rape her.
>>69975187
Isn't walking in the mountains all you have to do over there other than drinking like an Aussie?
>this thread
I think im going to kill myself. Soon.
>>69975462
I'd be more interested if she worked at VersaLife.
>>69980603
hahahahahaha
>>69982126
Well at least she's being honest
Online dating is so fucking depressing.
It's like a yard sale of damaged goods that no one wants.
>>69980420
What is she looking for, exactly? Is this a solicitation for underage prostitution?
>>69982472
I've been looking for this picture.
Thank you.
>>69982126
She would be a Bernie voter here.
>>69981095
>tfw gf is proof that 4) isn't true
Here is a pure maiden for you /pol/
>>69981975
its patton oswalt
>>69976612
Click HERE to find out how!
>>69982495
>sexyweet
>long dickving boys
>who loves fucking lowers
>>69982598
Sleeping is pretty based desu.
>>69982598
>obese
>Asian
Now I've seen it all.
>>69982598
Jealous and clingy who will murder you in your sleep because she was dreaming about you cheating on her.
From my brief time on Tinder, I noticed the kinds of females that frequent it.
>fatties
>feminists
>girls with excessive tattoos
>girls that quote Marilyn Monroe
>coalburners
>club sluts
>girls who are so lazy and shameless, they don't even bother editing their boyfriend out of their pics
>girls with nose rings
>girls that pose with rifles and quads to show they're "one of the guys"
If you need to get your dick wet go for it, but know you're not getting anything above a 4/10.
>>69982759
Holy shit
>>69982126
that's actually a fun about me.
Western women are whores, eastern women are prostitutes
I don't know what's worse
>>69982472
> Implying there is not a shit-ton of beta ready to accept and provide for some used up slut because the weight of loneliness become unbearable
>>69972486
Delightful
>>69982759
Is she flattered or offended if you call her "Babe"?
>>69975878
kek
>>69975471
From an evolutionary perspective, posting pics of their kids is actually a good strategy.
It's proof that she's fertile and capable of having kids. This is why pregnancy porn is pretty popular.
But back to the silliness, what a cuck move!!!
>>69981975
Yeah, white studs are knocking down her door.
>>69982598
Chubby girls are pretty clingy and desperate so it shouldn't be as hard as it is to drag them outside and make them look decent.
The issue is that you can't really stop them from eating shit even if you take over the kitchen and do all the cooking.
>>69982836
>tfw I used to be like this
feels bad, man
>>69982885
No, men from an evolutionary stand point of a predisposition for NOT wanting to care for the offspring of another man.
>>69982885
Is that what your wife's son just told you?
>>69982440
>in a nightclub
>clearly drinking alcohol
this woman and others like her need to be shot
>>69977772
They want a black kid from a "dominant" black guy while trying to use tinder to find some beta cuck to pay her bills.
>>69982720
kek
>>69982854
>When her height starts with 4
>>69982868
How many of these underage girls are chris hanson-esque decoys?
>>69983011
Most of them, I assume. I'll dump the rest of my collection
>>69980603
Ok, as long as you don't want me to rub any lotion on my skin, hose me down if I refuse, or put a bottle of lotion in a basket.
Oh, and I like dogs, except for ones called Precious.
>>69982720
Gooks in the West are fat as shit. You will rarely find one under 30 who isn't at least chubby.
>>69979802
I want to take elastic bands and tie them around her mouth
>>69983086
Such a waste.
I've traveled around in China during several months and hardly saw any obese women.
>>69983068
Asked this one on a date to a burger joint, watched from the otherwise of the room as she realised she had been stood up, and proceeded to eat 3 burgers, a family serving of onion rings and 2 chocolate milkshakes. 'Twas a great thursday
>>69981975
Looks like a dude
>>69975887
>Nutella apen avonturen beleven
I hate these bitches who travel to Africa to do some humanitarian work with their dads money, only to uplift their social status and share pictures of them with mini Tyrones
>>69975887
>Nutella apen
10/10
Will use this all the time now.
>>69983238
Low act mate. She probably is one of the nice girls and has been picked on her whole life. If you do that to anyone do it to some high maintenance bitchy princess
>>69975187
It's still better than partying and jogging, which seems to be the only thing girls do here.
>>69982868
More of her....for trying to help this girl get straight in life
>>69983238
one eye on the camera, one eye on the buffet
>>69983355
>made fun of her whole life
>never does anything about it
I sympathize with someone who is bullied once or twice but after that it's your own damn fault.
>>69976612
nigga what the FUCK
>>69972631
They're the female equivalent of a dude who only cares and talks about "footy" and going to the bar with his mates.
They're what we call "basic bitches." They like to travel but never learn a language or understand a culture beyond a superficial level. Education is a means of acquiring a mate and pretending to have skills.
>>69983439
I agree people need to learn to stand up for themselves, but some people are just born victims, and it looks like this girl is one of those. Regardless standing someone up like that is just fucking rude and shows what a shitty person that anon is.
>>69982495
I'm not sure she knows how br(ack)ets work
>>69975880
You're an alpha remember, however you talk to girls is the right way to talk to girls
>>69977389
So many tards on my Facebook are now part of Herbalife, Organo Gold or Forever Living.
I thought pyramid schemes were all the rage in the 80s? How the fuck do people still fall for this shit??!
>>69983299
Ik denk dat ze het bedoelde als opsomming maar dit is 100x beter
>>69983355
Hmmm, maybe. But maybe it was the final straw that broke the land whales back and she started going for walks and losing weight.
I seriously doubt it though
>>69977637
>Don't these people realize it's really difficult to start a conversation if they have nothing in their profile that distinguishes them from others?
Women don't need that. Any women in any situation has at least 3 suitors while a man has to work for it. It's a whole different dynamic.
>>69981873
>get fucked over by a nignog once and is left alone with a kid
>if you are white don't bother
Thats why I don't use tinder
>>69983176
>>69983086
Asian gurls have no balance, they are either skellingtons or hambeasts with dissapointingly small tits.
>>69982885
From an evolutionary perspective I'd say it's still unattractive because her having another creatures spawn means that creature will take away resources and attention away from YOUR spawn.
Expanding from the reptilian brain, into the monkey brain and up to the human brain, this still makes sense. Taking care of another man's kid really sucks and I'm still convinced only secretly desperate men do it.
>>6998042
So she is basically admitting she is prostituting herself.
Jesus, it's so sad. The only thing modern women have to offer is sex.
I tried Tinder but all I saw was the same things over and over again
>You only got 1 life, just live it! <3
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)
>Try your best and you will never truly fail
>I work on the checkout at Asda
>>69977637
>tfw no hobbies, no talents, no passion, no interest in anything besides /pol/
What should I fucking do?
>>69983534
people are retards. More people means more retards. Some of them would have seen their mates sign up for it an aped them to fit in.
>>69976612
>We are looking for our true daddies, basically – the idealized daddies that we never had – somebody who can see through all of our false fronts and call us out on our bullshit and put us in our place. The problem is, those type of men are very few and far between.
This is an important point. Never date a woman who doesn't love her dad. Never date a woman who was mistreated by her dad. Avoid even making friends with these women. It's not their fault but let someone else take care of them.
>>69983299
>>69983299
>>Nutella apen avonturen beleven
>>69983315
>>Nutella apen
Mind to translate?
>>69980482
A trans guy once popped up on mine and his profile said "trans guy" etc etc
Guess he reset his tinder because of no matches or something because a few weeks later he came up again except this time his profile just said "yes, I'm a girl."
>>69982598
>The asian for any occasion.
I kek'd.
>>69982914
How come /pol/ gets this and no one else does? The rest of this site will meme-spout she's "high test".
>>69983396
Fuck you Estonia, give me my sides back.
>>69983658
the point of online dating is to be superficial, so obviously everyone will try to sound the same to increase their chances of finding someone.
Interesting people with personalities are already in long-term relationships.
>>69976572
Bite the bullet. Tell her you'll be at whatever bar for a couple of hours after work with some friends and if she's free she can rock up. Make it sound like your busy, having fun and she can turn up or not turn up. Dont message her after that unless she suggests u reschedule
>>69975478
kek
>>69983658
It's not exactly a wife finding service, nor is it meant to be.
>>69983741
Apen=monkeys
>>69972486
>don't talk to me or my son ever again
>>69983068
>love eating organic
>love travelling
>dancing is my life
They must be so sick of eachother
>>69972486
There was a Cracked article a few years back, just around the time I started noticing them getting shit(probably a year or so after they actually did become shit) that had this girl trying to create the most awful dating site profile ever and then seeing how desperate men are for girls and what they'd say.
Except they didn't ask any guys what they think is unattractive(and used a professional Australian model as the photo). So instead of just saying "I have a baby girl and a son from two different dads." which knocks out about 70% of people she wrote down things like "I'm a drummer in a band and only practice in the mornings" or something like that.
Women have no idea what men like and what we hate, I actually respect the chicks who put their kids on these things because it does help filter them out for the guys who aren't after that level of bullshit.
>>69983913
Kek. Thanks
>tfw meet a cute and actually interesting girl from tinder
>find out days later shes fresh out of a relationship and is not over her ex
>>69983741
(You)
>>69976612
>http://www.returnofkings.com/78898/9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer
Hello where is proofs
Return of kings is basically /r9k/ wank fiction.
This one always makes me laugh
>>69972888
>Rhiannon
You guys notice how sluts seem to monopolize certain names?
Like, you only see sluts named "Lexy" or "Tessa".
It's like a nice marker for sluts, I find.
>>69983890
Now i'm interested to know how online dating works in Iceland.
Since Iceland has the population of a medium-sized city.
>>69980745
What is that gif from?
>>69984160
Gf material
>>69983238
IGOR SMASH
>>69984160
>21 shirts
>stomach still larger than chest
>>69984071
It's like you didn't know Tinder is for fast sex and patch relationships.
>>69983554
People like that need someone to help them, not belittle them further. You live in the Cheltenham area f4m
>>69984160
top kek
>>69982868
>half asian Half Australian
She is a butter face I guarantee that she has an acne covered face with a moustache forming.
>>69978957
the female version of being a social otcast is;
>not everyone agrees with me
truly a different species
>>69984262
I like the no bullshit aspect of tinder. I wish there was a proper tinder dating site or something.
You can only talk to people who have said they find you attractive in the first place.
>>69982440
That's disgusting if she's really drinking alcohol in that picture.
>>69984333
>Alley
Ironically where she will end her night.
>>69984333
Now this is sad
>>69984333
>there are men who will swipe right and support this degeneracy
>>69984333
Are there really woman who can live with themself when they say this?
>>69983554
Damn thats a priced cream queen face.
>>69982759
Lmfao
>>69984333
Don't people just post these immediately to the whores facebook friends?
>>69972486
Looks apt for a cucknadian.
>>69984333
>swipe right
>get her name and number while on fuck date
>immediately find her fiance and tell him everything
Getting 2 birds stoned with 1 bush.
>>69984426
Fucking kek
>>69983238
Easy target faggot, get a bit of dignity would ya.
>>69982673
I don't know why this made me cry from laughter.
Oh lord.
>>69982769
In the UK, in London at least, its also FULL of exchange students, tourists and hipsters.
>>69982759
kek, she sounds fun atleast
>>69982868
>why don't you have a seat over here?
>>69982759
FYCK LOL
>>69984160
lel
>>69982759
>>69975139
he'll be raised by an idiot. zero chance.
>>69984426
lel'd out loud, as this is probably true
>>69972888
Cute. The baby is making the same face the mother will be making for the Chad tonight.
>>69984538
There are 21 things id change about her.
>>69983554
10/10 qt. Can't tell if 13 yrs old or 35.
>>69982816
Some cost money, and the others don-
Oh wait
>>69973986
>works at herbalife
Fuck you whore and your ponzi scheme company you fucked/sucked to get a position at
>I hate superficial pictures blah blah
> look at me my perfect pictures, angled, lit, makeup, and photoshopped. I hope you have some drinks before we meet because I'll look nothing at all like this at Starbucks.
Fucking gross fuckpig I bet her cunt looks like an Arby's melt with strawberry shortcake roll in it.
>>69983554
>>69983238
>>69983068
>>69982854
>>69982759
>>69982598
>>69982495
These posts are depressing and terribly interesting at the same time. I don't know what to think.
I mean, that's just like when you work as a bartander an a girl give you her number in a paper between two coins. In a sense you know that there is definitely a possibility to fuck which is nice, on the other hand what a degenerate whore.
>>69984333
women have absolutely no shame
>>69982759
>72 miles away
thank god
>>69975187
It's code. Walks in the mountains = blowing Chad outdoors waiting to get caught = thrilling
Traveling is just about racking up miles of cock. Pic related.
Just came across this thing...
>>69984951
How rare are you?
>>69984533
delete that refugee lover webm
>>69973986
>27
bitch looks 37
>>69983005
sign me the fuck up familia
>>69972486
>implying getting with a single mother to get to the daughters isn't a common trick of pedobears
I scan all my cards for the following:
-SJW interests
-Kids
-Open relationships
-Male hobbies
-Alcoholism/drug addiction
-Horses (horse girls are fucking nuts)
If I see any of these things in the trash it goes. Overall it's 80% shit but since it's so easy to use getting it for the other 20% is worth it. Also it's a good way the gauge your attractiveness level because you're mostly judged on your looks.
>>69984951
>Magic rare flag!
>>69982871
top kek
>>69976612
I think I just turned gay
Tinder is a Chad hunting ground.
They target normal cuties, charm them, fuck them and then move on to the next one.
The cuties then stop trusting men and turn into crazy cat ladies.
>>69984333
You fucktards have got it all wrong. She made this profile to seek out home wreckers so that her world Champion MMA fiancée can beat the shit out of them upon meeting for her own sadistic pleasure.
>>69982440
I very much doubt she's drinking alcohol. The minimum wage barman would surely refuse to serve her if she asked for anything alcoholic. It would be morally reprehensible
>>69981873
>if you're white dont bother
once you go black, we don't want you back
enjoy your statistic
>>69982184
my wifes son when?
>>69977637
Women are so fucking generic on Tinder. They are so generic that I just assume that most of them are bots. The most distinguishing part can be their hair color. Other than that, they're just the same person.
But it doesn't matter, because even if they have a profile like this:
>VEGAN, DEAL WITH IT
>I FUCK DOGS
>RADICAL MUSLIM
>DONT FUCKING TALK TO ME, I WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF AND RAPE YOUR MOTHER WITH IT
they will get literally hundreds of guys lining up.
>>69984951
your flag looks like pic related
>>69982871
Extremely underrated post
>>69972486
>using tinder at all
You're an unnatural fucking degenerate. Inb4 hurr muh pussy, as if you get enough to make it worth it. Literally only this shittest of shit tier females use tinder, along with the bottom of the barrel males.
>>69983847
lel I agree with this sweed
tinder is for basic bitches, both male and female. a male can also be a basic bitch with no personality.
>>69985710
Don't speak to me or my Tinder son ever again
>>69978686
Underrated
>>69985692
What does she want to be? A hamplanet with moons?
I honestly wish I never stopped in this thread. I'm sickened.
Im out. I'll stick with my 6/10 christian highschool sweetheart for another 13 years, as if I really had a choice.
But threads like this make me feel better and worse at the same time.
holy shit I live in Florida and I've never seen chicks as bad as some of these. You guys need to stop talking shit about us and check yourselves first
>>69983238
You cunt hahaha
>>69972631
That's because many women don't have personality. Just blind unstable emotions.
>>69985733
>close to family, sense of humor
I'll take her, anon.
>>69985791
Don't forget the classic 'here for a relationship not hookups x'
>>69985784
Sweden YES
Why not go on Craigslist? I met a blonde haired, blue eyed female that I've been with for the past five years on there.
Trump just got stumped
>>69985876
I knew a coalburner when I dormed at college in New York. She made no qualms about how she's lost count of how much dick she's had.
It was at that point I came to the conclusion that a lot of coalburners probably would (or have) fuck dogs.
>>69985827
>Dismantling the patriarchy
So, eating mushrooms and taking all your clothes off? Sounds great.
>>69983658
>>You only got 1 life, just live it! <3
>Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened :)>Try your best and you will never truly fail
>I work on the checkout at Asda
Holy shit this is always the case. Why is /pol/ always right?
>>69985959
>5'0
Yeah this womanlet has to go for midget spic men because she's sick of wearing 5" platforms just to date normal men.
>>69985491
>Believing things you read on the internet.
>>69978957
The women who don't have friends are very rare due to not shitposting themselves everywhere. Most of these 'true' loners I've encounterwd in person are either furries or dykes posing as dudes.
>>69985960
What's a coal burner? A cheater?
>>69982598
cute chick.....shame theres a fat gook ruining the pic.
>>69982759
>I can fit an apple in my mouth
looking at the state of you love you've had pie wrapped around them apples.
>>69982868
>jailbait
I'd say so, no doubt a gang of vigilantes waiting with baseball bats
>>69983238
why is that little girl allowed to put her profile on? shes wai tu jung.
and why is she stood next to a bus?
>>69984333
STD kit included?
>>69985092
I never knew I could vomit out my eyes!
Hot off the presses, came across it about a minute ago.
Jesus christ.
>>69985827
>Non-binary
>they/them pronouns
>dismantling the patriarchy through intersectional queerfeminism
>>69986064
Woman who can only get hot having coal shoved into her, aka nigger balls.
>>69986064
fucks blacks
>>69985889
>says cacti instead of cactuses
into the trash
>>69985306
Women who have male hobbies aren't always that bad. They're easier to redpil, if they arent already.
>>69986116
>I constantly have a headache
One can only hope it's a tumor
>>69986031
>trusting macedonian internet users
Most degenerate girl I've found so far on Tinder:
"Working on": thinking straight.
Pansexual, vegan, feminist, sings, model, music, metal, goth, animals, photography, traveling, yoga, tattooing, food.
I'm assuming that's her kid on the monitor. The rest of her images was just edgy as fuck.
A ton of women have pics of them doing volunteer work in Africa or similar shitholes too. The rest are mostly degenerate, generic party sluts.
Lots of hostile profiles too. Like "Vegan and feminist. Do you dare?". Why the fuck would I want to talk to anyone like that?
>>69982759
>>69985034
I wouldn't take that for granted, especially if it's already taken an interest in you - a boar's home range can be six square miles, or more in the wild, and they're capable of running thirty miles per hour.
>>69983598
And they're the ones who complain about discrimination, am I right?
>>69983712
kys senpai
>>69983757
I once encountered a "transgender Goddess of sex". Was weird.
>>69985791
This is really true. They all have the same poses, they all have the same quotes. Fuck, I encounter so many chicks whose first pictures are still from the World Cup (with the Belgian flag face paint).
>>69979624
I guess. Honestly, I'm all for charity, but why does it always have to be with little black kids? Is it just because you can combine looking charitable with a fancy-sounding vacation?
>>69986116
jesus christ
>>69986116
>I don't like sports
I can tell.
>>69986191
Wow she's actually cute
>"I'm a ladyboy"
>>69986198
>Not trusting mongol wisdom
>>69986226
>. Fuck, I encounter so many chicks whose first pictures are still from the World Cup (with the Belgian flag face paint).
That was such a scary period. The herd mentality was truly unbelievable and astonishing to witness
>>69982598
Lol I matched her too
>>69985959
I bet her periods smell like salsa
>>69986023
>22
now add the interest rate
>>69986223
underrated post
>>69986266
>overdone by superior Anglo wisdom
>>69983396
Underrated as fuck. Good keks m8.
>>69986116
>Active 14 hours ago
Doubt it.
>>69986529
Yeah but check out their superior population percentage.
What good is land when you don't have a bunch of people to bully?
>>69985034
Kek that's her head tho. Her fuckin arse is only 10 miles away....
>>69986116
>if you ask for nudes the whole world will know
oh come on love, you're big but you shouldn't compare yourself to the whole world
>cute af
for a hippo
>pansexual
loving a frying pan isn't a sexual preference
>constantly have a headache
lets hope its melignant
>and im sick of everyone
stop eating them then
>but hey what can you do
noose and a chair
>I don't like sports.
Really? you look like an athlete.
>>69985692
>>69985834
Look up "Tight Pants Body Roll" on YouTube and you'll get the idea of what this is about.
ayy lmao
>>69986191
>ladyboy
>looks better than anybody ive seen on this thread so far
>>69986221
>pansexual
>vegan
>feminist
line up boys
>>69982184
>She has an adorable little girl
Heh, wait till that "adorable" little thing falls to the communists. She'll be about as adorable as brain cancer.
>>69986640
>almost half a billion people
>not a bunch of people to bully
k m9
>>69985100
Getting rare baited like this for fucks sake man.
>>69986909
>>69984951
uncommon at best
>>69985692
>>69985834
That's Leslie Hall, a satirical rap artist most commonly known for her 2009 viral hit "body rolls"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA&ab_channel=lesliehall
>>69986950
Because of all the fucking proxyfaggots, just annoyed with people constantly spamming rare.
>>69982597
She's fucking around behind your back.
>>69986116
>don't like sports
Holy shit my sides are dead
>>69984533
Cant you read? Her terms and conditions clearly state that what happens in florida stays in florida.*
*exceptions may apply to genital herpes and the clap
Why do people keep falling for the 3D Jew trap?
