How butthurt will /pol/ be when Bernie wins?
>>69969102
Not at all, because he won't.
Not at all, because he's the only actual candidate.
>>69969102
Not one bit, Sanders is only in it for the money, and to round up votes for Hilldawg.
>>69969102
Bernie has as much chance of winning as a turd has a chance of becoming an angel
Very butthurt
Unfortunately the DNC already gave Clinton the nomination years ago but by all means donate another $50 to his campaign at /r/sandersforpresident
reddit and tumblr will be on literal suicide watch when trump wins
like seriously, suicide hotline better get prepared
>>69969259
Based Pajeet
>>69969259
india can only speak in terms of poo
>>69969238
>Sanders is only in it for the money
>but by all means donate another $50 to his campaign at /r/sandersforpresident
dez niggaz know
I mean, he is going to win Wisconsin today, he actually just re-won Nevada, he is closing the gap in New York...
/pol/ will still be circlejerking about superdelegates tho
>>69969102
Strangely enough, not at all. None of the other candidates have the actual experience of having their electricity or phone lines shut off for simply being unable to pay. Despite my many disagreements over the specifics of policies he seeks, his understanding of the debilitating impact of poverty coupled with the consistency and conviction of his beliefs give me the impression he would be the right choice (of the 3).
Besides, the Republican Congress (led by Paul Ryan) would stop anything really insane he comes up with.
>>69969102
at least his constant failures would provide for constant entertainment, and the left would continue to eat itself alive and blame every sect of microaggressions as their constant failed policy made everything around them worse.
>>69969627
what the fuck is going on in that .gif
what the fuck.
>>69969102
I'm not too worried about it. Depends on who he picks as vice-president, 'cause we all know that's who's going to be in office longest.
>>69969610
Clinton will still obliterate him in NY, Pennsylvania and Maryland
But it really doesn't matter since the SDs were invented to maintain the status quo establishment candidate which is of course Clinton.
The election is too rigged for him to win
>>69969716
So... like Bush2, except for the Democrats?
I would be extremely happy to watch the country burn down even faster.
the only thing bernie is gonna win is reelection in the house lul
>see all the bernie supporters saying they REALLY need to win new york to beat clinton
>everybody but the berniecucks already know he's not going to win new york
>>69969835
It's an exert from an unfinished Tool video form the early 2000s when they were experimenting with that website that still looks like it's from those AOL days.
I don't really care, none of the candidates running are desirable.
>>69969835
I stopped trying to figure out whatever message the maker was trying to get across a long time ago, which describes an uncomfortable amount of life sometimes.
>>69970031
i guess that makes sense in why the video doesn't make sense. tool videos never made sense and were always little cartoon people being avant garde.
i expected the foam guy to just kill himself and that be the end of it.
>>69969934
I thought that's why people were voting for Trump, though?
Won't he be a sitting duck due to congress?
>butthurt
I actually support him
well not really, not being in the US and all
>>69969856
He's already hinted it'll be Warren, soooo... fuck.
>>69970221
People are saying he'll die in office.
That's probably true - except it'll be at the hands of a congressfag bought buy a large corporation.
>>69970191
bernie will burn the country down like sweden.
clinton will burn the country down like a neuromancer.
trump will make america great again.
I just donated $250 paycheck to Bernie's campaign. My wife's son hasn't eaten in 4 days but it'll be worth it when Bernie wins. Will anyone match me?
>>69969869
exactly
>>69970221
Checks and balances never stopped socialist presidents before.
Although Bernie is a big wimp and no one will does what he meekly says anyway.
>>69969399
Hillary is the one bought by corporations m8
you tell me
>>69970166
Tools guitarist made it all by himself with no "professional" help like he got in Tools other videos. The band took one look at it and put it away quoted as saying "ass". Later it was leaked online by a disgruntled assistant.
>>69969102
lol
see the current replies of denial and multiply them by your age
the shitposting would probably get this board closed again
>>69970508
looks like all the other tool videos except like, but like, a mock up that they would then give to tim burton and say "put some clay shit and a sepia filter in this and get back to us".
>>69970436
Shut up, New Zealand.
>>69969102
japmoot will have to delete /pol/ to stem the tide of buttangry trumpcucks if he wins.
And if these panama papers reveal ANYTHING about Trump or the Clintons, which, lets face it, they will, their chances of winning will be destroyed.
Good think I don't live in burger central or I might care. But it will be fun watching the faggots that have been posting that bald tangerine for 12 months implode on themselves.
>>69970683
Unbelievably enough, the Tool track it was for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFgQpe4ulwM
>>69969102
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/23/opinion/bernie-sanders-to-rein-in-wall-street-fix-the-fed.html?_r=0
>As a rule, the Fed should not raise interest rates until unemployment is lower than 4 percent. Raising rates must be done only as a last resort — not to fight phantom inflation.
This is going to be the POTUS?
>>69970479
Everytime this is posted I find something new and hilarious
>>69969259
You better be ready to toss your shit to see if it flies when you feel the Bern.
>>69969102
No butthurt will compare to the real damage that would be done to this country.
>>69971127
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/232572505238433794
>“An ‘extremely credible source’ has called my office and told me that Barack Obama’s birth certificate is a fraud"
This is going to be the POTUS? :^)
>>69971226
Got any black voters, yet?
>>69969102
I would be very happy
>>69971406
oh stop it
how hard do you really deepthroat narratives
>>69971440
>implying his birth certificate wasn't a fraud
>not knowing his family is CIA
>>69969238
That black guys body proportion is an extremely jacked todler
>>69969259
>Bernie has as much chance of winning as a turd has a chance of landing in the loo
FTFY
>>69971580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOQb7Y5QVO8
>>69969102
Not at all, him or Trump wouldn't bother me
>>69970351
I'll match you and raise you a quarter.
Berntip: The more scratchers you buy the more mathematically likely you are to win. I bought $200 worth and on the last one I won $150. I wanted to buy more buy the store manager wouldn't let me. I think he saw me go through all the bad ones and knows only the good ones are left. Hopefully my wife's biological father will go in and by the rest for me tomorrow.
