>Ted Cruz's real name isn't Ted, it's Rafael
>Jeb Bush's real name isn't Jeb, it's John
>Bernie Sanders' real name isn't Bernie, it's Bernard
>Hillary Clinton's unused middle name is Diane
How can any presidential candidate get away with being so dishonest with the public that they lie about their own fucking name?
>>69961528
Donnie Drumpf's real name is FAGGOT.
>>69961528
I think ¡Yeb! would have done better if he didn't use the name 'Jeb'
It's such an ugly name.
John Bush sounds like an all American kind of dude.
Jeb sounds like a southern retard.
John Kasich's real name is faggot.
My real name is David D. Davidson
>>69961528
>candidates using aliases like a bunch of niggers
>>69961528
>John Ellis Bush
>J.E.B.
You forgot
>donald trump's real last name is drumpf
>>69963239
For the longest time I thought his name was Jebediah, and I'm from Florida ffs
>>69963542
Trump's real name is Marion Drumpf IV
>>69963457
His grandfather legally changed it, though. 'Ted' is still Rafael officially.
>>69963457
You know, I looked this up last night. Trumps grandfather actually had the name Drumpf when he emigrated from Germany. At customs they changed his name to Frederick Trump. Donalds legal last name is Trump. The Drumpf meme is fucking retarded
>>69961528
They get away with it because most americans are empty-headed morons. Canadians are only marginally better, and only then because we don't have big media pandering to us 24/7.
It's all a numbers game. They know that these nicknames make them seem 'friendly' and 'approachable' and voters literally just eat that shit up. Average Americans are constantly awash in advertising and media that they don't even know what's real anymore.
>>69961528
>>Bernie Sanders' real name isn't Bernie, it's Bernard
>>Hillary Clinton's unused middle name is Diane
Not sure where you're going with this...
>>69961528
We like to pretend we don't but we place a huge emphasis on presentation. We like "relateable" nicknames, and funny personalities. We like when our politicians give us opening and closing statements, and watching the President walk down red carpet before giving a speech.
We're also superficial, which is why Ted Cruz can't win. He is a ratface.
