Libertarian Butcher Shop
Libertarian University
>>69961439
They give good head there
:3
Libertarian Doctor
>>69961532
Whats wrong with devry?
>>69961439
>>69961532
>>69961670
>canada still angry that dude weed lmao still hasnt legalized it
>Canadian posters
Can't think of a worse batch of posters
>>69961439
>he doesn't know to butcher
There is literally nothing wrong with head meat.
>tfw you can't just buy a degree and say you're something you aren't
Libertarian Porn Star
>>69961439
b-but libertarians w-would just hire private security forces to protect themselves from being killed
I-I mean we just have to trust everyone follows the NAP
>>69961988
A
FUCKING
LEAF
>>69961439
I was going to say "who the hell would even want human heads anyway", but then I remembered where I was. Some of you are real sick kitties.
![Hole_In_The_Ground[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/fMpoL7Z.jpg "Hole_In_The_Ground[1].jpg")
Libertarian Toilet
poo in loo, roody poo
>the whole libertarian movement
Is /pol/ still Libertarian?
I thought it was just a phase.
Libertarian Banker
>>69962355
only cultural-libertarianism.
>>69961439
The free market will prevent that, how many cannibals do you know?
>>69961532
I'm not sure where you're going with this.
>>69961670
There would indeed by horse vets in a libertarian society.
>>69961988
In a libertarian society the market for pedo hunting bounty hunters would prevent such a thing.
>>69962385
What the fuck does that mean?
You seem a bit upset.
Libertarian Babysitter
![6-Hernani-New-shed-on-foundation-of-storm-surge-destroyed-home[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PWC7BWu.jpg "6-Hernani-New-shed-on-foundation-of-storm-surge-destroyed-home[1].jpg")
Libertarian mansion
>>69961439
What's wrong with bread?
Libertarian road.
>>69962491
Being politically incorrect
You can figure this out anon, you're a big boy
>>69961439
I think thats anarchism
![F0C591QHWZ518J4.MEDIUM[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IwZ6bUr.jpg "F0C591QHWZ518J4.MEDIUM[1].jpg")
Libertarian gun
>>69961439
Nobody will buy human meat. Free market fixes it.
>>69961532
Nobody will take their degrees seriously. Free market fixes it.
>>69961670
That's a veterinarian.
>>69961988
Not so fast, I don't see a penis.
>>69962279
>implying toilets are government funded
Are you cucking kidding me, Canuck?
>>69962356
>banks
>libertarian society
I bet you're that one liberal Canadian that shitposts in Trump threads and keeps saying Tredaeu didnu nuffin.
>>69962491
No SJWs, no banning thoughts, no screaming thats racist/sexist at everything.
>>69962385
Good to know.
Ancaps are the worst libertarian if not the worst idealogy ever.
>>69961439
>libertarianism = anarchy
>picture of immoral thing with word "libertarian" applied to it
A+ social commentary.
>>69962590
kek this one is true.
>Libertarians think that consumers can regulate quality with their demand and will only choose the best products
>people still smoke cigarettes knowing full well they can die from doing it
>people still buy iphones knowing full well they're made in inhumane chinese conditions
People don't care. Consumers can regulate some things, but the government has to step in when it gets too complex and too separated from common understanding for the consumer to care.
>want to buy human heads from libertarian butcher shop
>they turn out to be intricate breads that look like human heads instead
>tfw no recourse against fraud in the free market
>>69962678
Why? There would be private road companies in libertarian society.
Tbqh OP you have libertarians confused with An-caps.
Pls go smoke your weed now
>>69962610
>implying toilets are government funded
safety and sanitation standards are government funded. chump
>>69961439
>collectivist filth of a leaf
>memeing about libertarianism
Color me surprised!
>>69962762
And who pays for them?
>>69961988
now this is a future to believe in
>>69962742
>Idiots buy products that get them injured/killed/ill
How will Darwin ever handle giving out that many posthumous awards?
>>69962779
Are you implying americans don't know how to poo in loo?
>>69962423
>yes goyim, the free market will protect you
![sandbox-tool[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3VWQTZa.jpg "sandbox-tool[1].jpg")
Libertarian construction crew
>>69962921
The businesses that utilize them
Libertarian wife
>>69962935
Yes, and yet cigarette smoking is still INCREDIBLY common and popular
and yet Apple is one of the biggest tech giants out there
People are very stupid and the stupid make the smart a lot of profit. Libertarianism just opens the door for con-men and not businessmen.
Libertarian Organ Donor
Libertarian healthcare.
>>69963041
Who forces them to pay, and how is the share they "owe" calculated?
>>69963041
>tolls
nah I'm good
![tank_graveyard_by_rakadis-d5nq4iq[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/CCIMsX4.jpg "tank_graveyard_by_rakadis-d5nq4iq[1].jpg")
Libertarian Armed Forces
>>69962991
>Free market
>Good for jews
Don't tread on me or my son ever again.
>>69963083
>people are very stupid
>con man comes in and sells them shit that kills them
>they die
>they cannot buy anything anymore
>???
>libertarians
Libertarian Children's Cough Syrup
libertarian city
>>69963245
>they cannot buy anything anymore
take notes, everyone. yes the Libertarian is this stupid.
Do you die the moment you take a puff on a cigarettes? No. It takes years for those symptoms which can kill you to develop. Meanwhile, you're buying a pack a day and making the companies very wealthy.
The downfall with Libertarianism is that it fails to account for the fact that most all consumers don't think in the long run.
>>69963245
>greedy jew buys up all of the land
>buys up all of the water
>sells it to you at exorbitant price
>hires mercenary bands to compel tribute from you
>now you are subject to a jewish king
libertarian paradise's final outcome
>>69961439
>OP is canadian
Libertarian Currency
>>69963357
>sell literal poison that takes 3 months to really kill the person
>claim it's a daily multi-vitamin
>rack in the $$$$
>after many people die, they finally stop buying my product and the free market """"fixes it"""" but I already knew this would happen and planned to stop production beforehand
such is life in an unregulated utopia!
![Human+Trebuchet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/b7aoRHJ.jpg "Human+Trebuchet[1].jpg")
libertarian airport
libertarian bar tab
Canadian Prime Ministers
Canadian Money
![9110195-Polycarbonate-plastic-bottle-of-mineral-water-isolated-on-white-background--Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/L1wzy9w.jpg "9110195-Polycarbonate-plastic-bottle-of-mineral-water-isolated-on-white-background--Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
Libertarian Premium Luxury Beverage
>>69961439
long pig best pig.
>>69962991
>implying
The people can hire investigation organizations to prevent harm by corporations. In the free market reputation would be everything.
>>69963194
They hire yet another institution that calculates and organizes the funding for the road organizations. This institution would organize a shared payment for the roads, based on a series of rules that would place non-contribute as responsible for the deals falling under. Basically everyone ships in evenly or they can't complete the contract.
>>69962423
I'd try human meat if it was legal.
>>69961988
Sauce!
Canadian Gold Reserves
>>69963988
Yeah but you'd be such a small market, and the number of people hiring private police and mercenaries would basically make the market very dangerous to involved in.
Libertarian Fire Fighter
>>69963931
> In the free market reputation would be everything.
no, it won't
they'll just give the illusion of choice as they already do now and form oligopolies
also
>businesses hire road builders
the result would be a complete mess of city planning and dysfunction as everyone would have roads being built in their own self interest.
>>69963931
How come people currently don't give a shit about reputation? What makes you think people would suddenly care about a company's reputation?
>inb4 muh regulation keepin me down man
>>69961988
KEK
Canadian Sports Star
>>69964073
>private police and mercenaries
Ahhh yes. Libertarian paradise!
Where men fight for wages and not for a higher cause such as culture, community, or nationalism!
Truly a trustworthy land.
Libertarian Spectator Sport
>>69964073
I'd think it would be more of a donation, like car crash victims or something.
>>69961532
Mfw I dropped out from DeVry with 60k in loans
Canadian Porno
![emergency-toilet[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GDjoBIe.jpg "emergency-toilet[1].jpg")
Libertarian high fashion
>>69961696
>Whats wrong with devry?
Oh lawdy
>>69964260
exactly. the town doctor could run an abattoir on the side for all the amputations he'd be doing from lack of medicine. waste not, want not.
>>69963725
>im fucking plying
>>69964270
what do you do now?
>>69963988
I don't think I'd try it, but I am curious about how it tastes.
![dumpster-diving[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/87BPnqn.jpg "dumpster-diving[1].jpg")
Libertarian Grocery Shopping
>>69964130
Because it would be a freer market, people would be inclined to be aware of these things without pretending that the government is regulating things to protect them.
In reality that information is obscured and companies lobby their way out of responsibility, all while people assume they're protected.
In a freer libertarian society, being aware of such things would be necessary as your protection will be based on private firms
>>69964173
No you idiot, nationalism and culture are still applied. It's just that there is no governmental sponsored police force.
Private police and meres have all the benefits of government cops, except the free market determines whether or not they get hired.
Libertarian
>>69961988
kek
>>69964452
Supposedly like pork, but not haram.
>>69961988
No tits but still slightly aroused.
>>69961439
But is it Halal?
>>69961439
>>69961532
>>69961670
wheres the weed Canacuck?
>>69964312
you better not be bumping this thread cuckfornia
>>69964460
http://saynotofoodwaste.org/what-can-you-do/supermarkets/
gamespot also does this
Reminder that Libertarians are literally Liberals in denial of who they are.
>>69964473
>muh regulation keepin me down man
Just what I thought lol
Libertarian Hair Salon
>>69963389
I unironically want to live in 20th century Hong Kong
![ikjhytrgfefeff[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/moYdPYX.jpg "ikjhytrgfefeff[1].jpg")
>>69964680
>>69961532
oh hey it's Trump University 1.0
>>69962423
>In a libertarian society the market for pedo hunting bounty hunters would prevent such a thing.
No it wouldn't. It would just drive up the profitability of the industry, encouraging more to join in, which would also increase the industry's total productivity.
It would also make the product too expensive for a minority, pushing them into making their own versions independently, which of course will also increase the rate at which this practice occurs in society.
Libertarian Businessman
Check out this picture of libertarian roads.
![Duo_gameboy[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4IV2FqV.jpg "Duo_gameboy[1].jpg")
Libertarian internet
>>69964452
"Man's flesh is delicious, it tastes far better than fish or pork."
- Alexander Pearce, an Irish convict notorious for cannibalising his fellow prison escapees. He reportedly made these comments shortly before being hanged.
"I sauteed the steak of Bernd, with salt, pepper, garlic and nutmeg. I had it with Princess croquettes, Brussels sprouts and a green pepper sauce. The flesh tastes like pork, a little bit more bitter, stronger. It tastes quite good."
- German cannibal Armin Meiwes during a 2007 TV interview.
"It melted in my mouth like raw tuna in a sushi restaurant."
- Murderer Issei Sagawa, on taking a bite out of his victim.
"It was like good, fully developed veal, not young, but not yet beef. It was very definitely like that, and it was not like any other meat I had ever tasted... It was mild, good meat with no other sharply defined or highly characteristic taste such as for instance, goat, high game, and pork have."
- William Seabrook, an explorer who ate a human rump steak on a trip to West Africa.
"It's so sweet."
- Egyptian model Omaima Nelson on her husband's ribs.
"I only eat the parts with muscles, particularly thighs and calves, which are my favorite. I make a very tasty stew with the tongue and I use the eyes to make a nutritious and healthy soup."
- Dorangel Vargas, known as the 'Hannibal Lecter of the Andes'.
"The breasts of man...are the sweetest meat I ever tasted."
- American prospector Alferd Packer, who was accused of cannibalism during the winter of 1873-1874.
>>69964270
Oh god. You could have had three degree in Canada from a proper university with that money. Could have been a lawyer or an engineer or a scientist. I really feel for you man. But I understand that stories like yours are not uncommon in the US. Education is obscenely expensive there.
>confusing libertarianism with anarchy
>current year
>>69962498
>M A N H A N D S
>A
>N
>H
>A
>N
>D
>S
>>69964864
hahaha
>>69964961
Libertarians are just anarchists by another name.
>>69964886
Fuck, now my mouth is watering.
What does a libertarian brothel look like?
inb4 chuck e cheese
>>69964170
oh, paleeese. literally every sports star you have is a negro.
>>69962498
>>69965000
oh wait that IS a guy
what the fuck
>>69965035
Boss!
>>69965096
Did you just link your own post again or are you that dumb?
>>69964961
>confusing anarchism with chaos
>not getting walled
>>69964961
Libertarianism is anarchy, anarchists want no government while libertarians want less. And less, and less, and less...
>>69965035
a barbed wire fence full of children, some with missing legs so they don't try and run.
>>69962610
>>implying toilets are government funded
>>>>Implying municipal sewage systems upon which every toilet is dependent aren't government funded
Try again, idiot
>>69964961
Anarchy is libertarian in the radical sense.
As with communism to liberalism and facism to conservatism.
>>69965186
Exactly. One libertarian might say they want police, another might not. one might say we need national military and emergency services, another might not. The only thing that unifies the idea is "less government."
![3ccdd5c4cfc1444bdba86085e52770a3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TkfidqT.jpg "3ccdd5c4cfc1444bdba86085e52770a3[1].jpg")
Libertarian Shower
>>69962610
>nobody will buy human meat
>there's not weirdos who will but that shit
Anon, you're delusional. There are lots of fucked up people in this world.
>>69965314
Everyone wants a world with no police, if there were no criminals you wouldn't need them.
The most Libertarian like society we got in the last few centuries was the American Wild West.
![corporate-police[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KUE0DR6.jpg "corporate-police[1].jpg")
Libertarian Police
>>69965280
You're missing half the equation. Anarchism is libertarian socialism. What your describing is an ancap.
>libertarian humor
>>69965441
>army
>>69962779
that does not mean they have to be
or that is the only way they could be
look up the history of UL
>>69965459
>"gamers"
>>69965459
lmfao
>>69961439
I would go to a competing butcher
>>69961532
I would go to a competing university
>>69961670
I would go to a competing doctor
>>69961988
I would watch a competitor's porn
>>69962279
I would go to a competitor toilet builder
>>69962498
I would hire a competing babysitter
>>69962590
My community would give the road maintenance contract to a competitor
THE FREE MARKET WINS AGAIN
>>69962610
I'd buy human meat.
Hannibal made that shit look delicious. Would you eat a bit of fried brain, /pol/?
>>69965035
>>69964628
> wants less government
> liberal
It's really sad how cucked you nu-conservatives are to your precious gubment, you nigger
>>69962590
Did a libertarian fuck your girl?
Syrup boi's mad as hell.
>>69965597
>My community
SOUNDS LIKE GOVERNMENT TO ME
>>69965314
/pol/ clearly doesn't understand libertarianism. The fundamentals of libertarianism lies within granting most freedom to individuals AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INFRINGE THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS with a decentralized government.
It's as of you are all implying libertarians don't have any universal beliefs. As if they are any more uncompromising than what's currently the majority in the US?
/pol/ thinks that with minimal government assistance that we literally can't into roads....its ridiculous.
It's actually quite extraordinary.
>>69961696
it's an overpriced diploma mill
>>69965597
>I would watch a competitor's porn
I wont
>>69961439
>mfw all libertarian are unemployed NEETs
>>69965597
sorry. all the libertarian entrepreneurs have decided to collude their pricing/quality of products
because the government isn't there to prevent that :-)
>>69965652
Mormonism, actually
>>69965644
no, he's right. Roads are pretty shit if the government doesn't take good care of them
>>69961670
i go to a vet now. much cheaper than the hospital.
>>69961439
not an argument
>>69965597
>implying any competition won't just be bought out for cheap, creating a total monopoly
>>69965605
KEK
>>69965700
IF WE HAD A GENUINE FREE MARKET I'D BE A MILLIONAIRE
do you want me shot, OP?
Libertarianism is just communism with less benefits.
![stock-photo-18277543-hand-with-hammer-crack-the-head[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/md6WC7f.jpg "stock-photo-18277543-hand-with-hammer-crack-the-head[1].jpg")
Libtertarian Anesthetic
>>69965705
>>69965805
You can only price gouge to the point that someone else can't get rich selling the same thing for cheaper, otherwise you need the government to suppress your competitors.
>>69961439
lol Trump is going to lose because of libertarians.
>>69965604
no. i won't knowingly eat any animal brain.
>>69965976
I said human brain not nigger brain.
>>69965898
yes
>>69965936
But it's in the best interest of the seller to collude with his competitors in order to extract the most amount of wealth possible from the consumers.
See price fixing at gas stations for an example.
>2016
>not being libertarian
>>69966138
>cuckertarians' mascot is a cuckupine
lmoa
>>69965437
Which had a lower murder rate than cities at the time.
>>69965805
>implying they wouldn't be robbed blind and murdered for stealing the market.
Libertarianism, baby.
>>69966243
Mostly because population density is a huge factor in crime rates
and the wild west as we know it is a hollywood myth
>>69965459
hey, I really like your post
>>69966238
Ya it's hard to deal with facts.
>>69965659
>The fundamentals of libertarianism lies within granting most freedom to individuals AS LONG AS IT DOES NOT INFRINGE THE RIGHTS OF OTHERS with a decentralized government.
Libertarian husband and wife
>>69964959
If Canada is so great why does U Toronto pay their grad students $15k while US unis pay engineering grad students $20-30k?
Before you say 'to keep tuition low' consider that Canadian unis pay their professors substantially more than US unis pay their professors.
So much for Canadian 'fairness'.
>>69966093
You can't get everyone to collude if being the first one to sell for cheaper gives you an advantage. Practically how these things are done is by regulating away competition so that crooks can't betray crooks. No one can jump ship from Pfizer and start selling their own drugs because just to get them FDA approved costs billions, with Pfizer lobbying for higher and higher approval costs just to make sure they have no competition.
>>69965898
Is your name Mark?
>>69961696
its for dumb niggers with GEDs to take out 30000 in loans for one semester and fail out
>>69961439
libertarians support terror in the mid east. They want US troops out because they consider it meddling, when really, we need to be bombing the hell outta those muslims. baka
>>69966412
The fuck do you care if some dude marries a dog.
>implying an entire demographic of dog fucking pervs will crawl out of the ground out of nowhere.
Seriously, do you people really think degenerate morals are exclusive with libertarianism?
>>69965029
limited government is not no government you commie faggot, the founding fathers were libertarian.. they just wanted checks and balances and thought being white was.... alright
>>69961439
10/10 thread, canada managed to btfo lolbertarians for potentially the next couple million years or so
>libertarian music
>>69961696
They count alumni with STEM degrees working at fast food restaurants as successful graduates to inflate their numbers.
>>69966629
didn't you hear what those Canadians were saying about crocodile Dundee? and youre defending him???
>>69966645
>>69966680
It's never to late to be a porcupine.
Libertarian Car Insurance
>>69965688
RARE FLAG
>>69966898
>>69961439
leave it to the best (worst) shitposters. aussies and canucks.. all you can do is appropriate American culture and wear our metaphorical dreadlocks. Go suck off Charlie sheen and die
>>69963389
that is pretty awesome
>A Canadian poster warns users of the dangers of freedom in an attempt to prove he's not a cowardly little bitch.
>>69963470
People who choose to smoke, knowing full well the health risks, deserve to die.
>>69961439
Do people think libertarians never mind non libertarians are retarded; fact.
> libertarian government
>>69963389
HK had massive subsidies.
But don't take my word for it. Try actually looking into a subject for yourself. At least once, just so you know it's possible.
>>69967337
>I want control over what you do with your own body!! Fuck you!! Be like me!
>>69967281
>>69967111
You're so close, just come a little farther
>>69961439
>>69961532
>>69961670
>>69961988
>>69962279
>>69962356
>>69962498
>>69962526
>>69962590
>>69962601
A FUCKING LEAF
>>69962355
>The only political party worth a shit
>Just a phase.
>>69967468
Anarchy?
>>69963638
Private accreditation agencies replace regulators?
Shops and consumers don't buy shit from companies that aren't accredited by a well reputed agency.
If you knowingly sell people poison that kills people in 3 months, you will go out of business in 3 months and have to face whatever local laws you have broken.
>>69967647
Nothing to lose but your chains.
>>69964331
If there is a demand, there is way.
>>69961988
who /libertarian/ now?
The love is real.
>>69961439
>ITT: /pol/ defines Libertarian as anarchy
>>69963638
Thinking Libertarian would be unregulated. It still would be illegal to hurt people. How are people to dumb to see this?
>>69962610
>Nobody will buy human meat. Free market fixes it.
>The free market is magical and good and nothing ever goes wrong
>>69967667
Then I will hire mercenaries and private military contractors to protect me from the law
>>69965725
Is that why walmart's road are very well taken care of? Is that why Restaurant roads are very well taken care of? Is that why track roads are very well taken care of?
Is that why government owned roads are shit?
>>69966027
You said fried brain. DOn't be a moron.
>>69967949
You know PMCs are super expensive right? like hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for a small detail, plus operating costs. Only the biggest companies could possibly afford it.
>>69968148
>Only the biggest companies could possibly afford it.
I will be a huge company that makes money off people's stupidity, much like a tobacco company.
When I con people and make HUGE profit off that con, I'll hire them to protect me
>>69966465
I like how he just ignored this post.
>>69968148
>implying everything is just one way.
>"You can only get this here or there when you have this".
>>69968208
>mfw I'm smoking right now
>>69966629
Its sad to see that this knowledge is rare; that the people who founded this country were libertarian.
Libertarians are pie in the sky dreamers. True ideologues. Lost children.
>>69968287
The people who founded this country were also incorrigible ideologues. Libertarians simply are not practical.
>>69968579
>>69968650
Wicked argument bro! I am now convinced that big government is the way to go. Fuck, what a terrific post from you, my friend! It feels to finally see the light.
>>69968650
Government isn't practical.
Capitalism isn't practical.
Doesn't stop us from dumping huge amounts of money, man hours and lives into keeping it from collapsing in on itself.
>>69967450
Brought to you by Carl's Jr.™
>>69968764
Trusting that other people have your interests in mind is naive and ridiculous. Believing that you're too smart to be tricked is the same. You're asking for a world that wants to kill you, because you believe you're good enough to win. You are not.
>>69967468
>>69967730
>implying I'm not already an agorist
>>69961439
>Canada, my son
>yuo are country now
>yuo must choose flag
>Will u choose butifel union jack, symbol of your heritage and under which generations of your sons have fought and died for
>or
>A FUCKING LEAF
...
>>69968148
>>69969008
I can't be bothered getting into this conversation, I just want to remind you that libertarianism is not anarchism.
>>69969008
>being this scared
>implying extended freedom means totally chaos.
/pol/ cannot refrain from blowing everything out of proportion.
Being libertarian is dumb yet /pol/ want some kind of mixed capitalistic, nazi republic. Oh and da joos.
>>69967464
What parents think is how I think. Legalization of the sacrament is the most important thing.
>>69969319
>who would build the roads??
>Libertarian water company
>>69969521
The sacrament? In terms of what? Idk what you mean. Sacrament to me is religious.
>>69964213
Alright, this one is actually pretty fucking hilarious.
>Libertarian internet.
>>69972119
>Windows 8
>>69963048
holy fuck, I'm a libertarian now
>>69966432
why would a university pay it's grad students while charging them tuition? Pay them for what?
> LELbertarian dam
Gary Johnson was a popular governor who managed to get reelected in New Mexico while running as a Republican
>>69963048
In this a trap? where are the tities?
>>69972596
Jordyn Jones
>Libertarian sewer treatment plant
>Libertarian summer job
> lelbertarian public lakes
Libertarian future
Libertarian Brain
>>69965459
>>69963048
Thanks, goy. Here's another one of mine.
t. Nehiyaw patriot
No tread please.
>>69963357
I'd buy that right now!
>>69965459
Christ, that's fucking wretched.
>>69967450
you know that's an oxymoron right?
