>be me
>be american
>goes to school
>gets shot
>goes to work
>gets shot
>goes to church
>gets shot
>goes home
>gets shot
>bullies outcast kid
>gets shot
>be american
>go to work
Caught in your own web of lies
>>69958842
>be me
>get shot
>get shot
>get shot
>...
>survived it all
>nah, never really been shot
hyperbole
>Be american
>Be white
>Wake up
>>69958842
>be american
>own 20+ guns
>never been shot
>>69958842
>Goes to /pol/
>Take a shot.
>>69958842
>be me
>be irish
>goes to school
>drinks shot
>goes to work
>drinks shot
>goes to church
>drinks shot
>goes home
>drinks shot
>bullies outcast kid
>drinks shot
>>69958842
Taking shots at school and church? Sounds like you need to cut back OP.
>>69959381
why would you need 20+ guns?
because merica'? or because another reason?
>>69958842
>be aussie
>wake up
>eat Vegemite toast
>get in v8 ute
>pull out
>do a burnout
>get to work
>do fuck all
>get paid
>vb and pies for lunch
>race work mates on the way home
>pulled over by cops for speeding
>tell him to get fucked
>car chase
>evade cops
>get home
>bbq and vb
>fuck the misses
>sleep
>rinse repeat
>>69958842
At least you'll be immune to the .50 cal bullets
>>69959949
Goddamn I want to move to Australia or new zealand
>>69960091
move to Australia
we could use more white immigrants
>plenty of room for you mate
>>69958842
Move out of Chicago you dumbfuck.
>>69959875
Ever seen anything on MTV
>>69960692
Really?
You mean that?
No shit?
>>69960798
Nope..
>>69959875
becuase fuck you, that's why
>be me
>be american
>don't give a shit what other countries think
>enjoy my burger
mmm this burger sure tastes good.
>>69960814
yeah
if you can handle banter you'll do fine
>>69961114
What are the gun laws in aus anyway?
or NZ
>pulled over to synchronize the Bluetooth device
>get shot by a flying plane
>american
>>69961209
Theres no american drones in india
>>69960850
I don't recommend it
>pushing multiculturalism
>shows how detached millennials are from reality
>mtv news talking about raycism every 30/28 videos
>"look at me syndrome"
>>69961161
i could be wrong because i dont care about guns
>port Arthur massacre
>guns banned
>you can own some single shot rifles if you live out back
