go to Google
type your state
put man at the end see what you get, old news, new news, weird news no rules apply.
http://www.mnn.com/your-home/at-home/blogs/oregon-man-in-possession-of-13-million-gallons-of-illicit-rainwater
I'm cheating.
>>69953694
It's not a state, but it's okay, right?
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/04/04/ontario-man-78-charged-with-murder-of-wife-found-dead-in-burning-house-she-loved-him-friend-says
>>69953694
>>69953694
Beat baby eel thief
http://wgme.com/news/local/new-hampshire-man-accused-of-poaching-elvers
>>69953800
sauce must be included or it didn't happened faggot
Oh god. How embarrassing.
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pennsylvania-man-jailed-in-shooting-over-pet-hermit-crab/
>>69953694
http://abc7chicago.com/news/california-father-charged-with-killing-son-for-being-gay/1273684/
>muslim
Man in dress robs bank in Michigan
http://wavy.com/2016/04/04/man-in-dress-robs-bank-in-michigan/
wtf this is illegal??
>>69953694
https://weather.com/news/news/alaska-man-arrested-driving-snowmobile-into-iditarod-dog-teams
This would be weird if it weren't a native doing it.
http://www.usnews.com/news/articles/2016-03-29/georgia-man-blows-own-leg-off-while-shooting-at-lawnmower-filled-with-tannerite
>>69955078
Where do mosquetos breed
>VANCOUVER, Wash. — A Vancouver man was taken into police custody after a standoff that featured the suspect serenading officers with a banjo
top kek
http://q13fox.com/2015/07/27/washington-man-arrested-after-bizarre-standoff-involving-banjo/
>>69955365
oh i guess that makes sense. i thought it was some kind of anti-self sufficiency thing
So I guess in my province it's news if you feel bad about starting fire.
http://www.cbc.ca/radio/asithappens/as-it-happens-monday-edition-1.3509504/saskatchewan-man-feels-awful-about-historic-bridge-he-set-on-fire-1.3509506
>>69954272
>he doesn't know about Florida syndrome
>>69955078
It was because he was diverting runoff and his neighbor was getting no water that he needed
>>69953800
That's ironic.
PA man is responsible for the Fappening
http://www.nbcnews.com/tech/tech-news/pennsylvania-man-arrested-will-plead-guilty-celebrity-hacking-n539166
>1st result best result
>fapgate
Not American, so I decided to do my city and this made me laugh a bit. He wanted to be a typical Mudshit so bad he covered his face in mud and set his gf alight.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-35866032
All these keks
>>69953694
>being found guilty (again) of collecting rainwater without a permit.
LAND OF THE FREEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69953694
Ayyy
http://www.normantranscript.com/cnhi_network/large-scale-explosives-lab-found-inside-oklahoma-man-s-home/article_f65ede23-abf0-5c71-bb17-f08dba623f3b.html
Someone wanted another OKC bombing, eh?
>>69953694
Alabama Man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2zjWXlhxYLY
>>69953694
http://time.com/4245762/wisconsin-man-waterboarding-girlfriend/
>>69953694
lol the first result for the best state at this game, not even the first time i heard of this...
http://www.news4jax.com/news/weird-news/fla-man-finds-large-alligator-at-front-door
"I live in a mobile home and I've got an alligator at my door!" the man said.
>>69955365
nice
http://now8news.com/texas-man-found-eating-teenage-boy-in-haunted-house-attraction/
>>69955207
the video is priceless
>>69955954
He can't keep getting away with this!
http://m.newson6.com/story.aspx?story=31568470&catId=112042
>Brussels Makes Two Terror Attacks In 3 Years For Oklahoma Man
http://m.dailyjournal.net/view/story/de6320cfdd4e43999cb366ac28e4dea3/PA--Autistic-Man-Attacked
Iowa Man Who Wears Surgical Mask Because He’s ‘Allergic to Black People’ Charged With Hate Crime
http://www.theroot.com/articles/news/2016/03/iowa_man_who_wears_surgical_mask_because_he_is_allergic_to_black_people.html
>>69953694
13 million gallons? Holy fucking shit
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/north-carolina-man-strips-naked-airport-article-1.2230797
>>69953694
what the fuck
http://www.cbs46.com/story/25742565/arizona-man-arrested-for-shooting-at-moon
>>69955961
this shit is so common around this necks of the woods you wouldn't believe it
>>69956404
http://m.swtimes.com/news/state-news/oklahoma-man-accused-tricking-elderly-tornado-victims
http://now8news.com/arkansas-man-arrested-for-pimping-beavers-on-craigslist-out-of-dirty-motel/
ALL HAIL BASED PAT MCRORY
ALL HAIL NORTH CAROLINA
>>69957523
Forreal bruh, first few pages of NC man are either about innocent men getting freed from prison, dudes punching sharks, or about some dude who didn't return a VHS tape
http://reportquickly.com/georgia-man-arrested-after-snitching-on-himself-for-reward-money/
SHEEEEEEEEEEIT
>>69953800
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/04/04/ottawa-man-wanted-for-for-fatal-toronto-hit-and-run-surrenders
>>69953694
Lel, he didn't even killed her. This was last week, a block away from where I live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6Ngp723OXQ
http://www.inquisitr.com/2846617/michigan-man-who-murdered-family-so-they-would-not-deal-with-the-heartache-of-his-suicide-gets-life-without-parole/
"saskatchewan man feels terrible about burning down historic bridge"
the fuck?
>>69953694
British Columbia man's underwear gag for his wife leads to modelling gig
zzzzz
>>69955521
It is kinda. It's illegal because rain water is considered "public" property.
Fucking socialist...
http://www.breitbart.com/texas/2016/04/01/california-man-dressed-woman-busted-videoing-womens-bathroom/
>His fucking face looks like he has downs syndrome
>inb4 cuckifornia degenerate
What a great town.
http://chicago.cbslocal.com/2015/12/17/pregnant-woman-shot-in-sauk-village/
This is the first thing that came up
http://www.parentherald.com/articles/34611/20160404/diagnosis-gone-wrong-dozens-south-australian-men-gets-positive-prostate.htm
jesus fucking christ
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/pennsylvania-man-accused-of-ripping-teeth-out-of-autistic-boys-mouth/
Pa. man accused of ripping teeth out of autistic boy's mouth
"Missouri man, 83, accused of shooting wife"
sounds about right
>>69955078
HAHA, TV LICENSE ISN'T SOUNDING SO STUPID ANYMORE, HUH, FAGGOT?
>>69953694
>78 yr old man kills his wife, then tries to burn the evidence in house fire
>the 73-year-old was a nice, happy lady who loved her husband dearly
Maybe he had good reason, like she was terminally ill or some shit.
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/04/04/ontario-man-78-charged-with-murder-of-wife-found-dead-in-burning-house-she-loved-him-friend-says
Feb 1, 2016 - An Illinois man who was shot in his home early Friday said “I ain't even tripping” and displayed his gunshot wound on live TV.
>>69958817
Water rights are a huge deal, especially out west.
Of course the rapid expanse of the country wothout ever realizing a natural eb and flow of resources is a large factor.
But most of those laws have to do with gold and are jsut being applied during the modern water shortage. at least we dont let mudslimes take over our culture
>>69953694
HAIL TO THE MOTHERLAND http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/one-man-hospitalised-as-20000-killer-bees-attack-a-mosque-in-arizona-a6966421.html
>>69953694
http://www.torontosun.com/2016/04/04/ontario-man-78-charged-with-murder-of-wife-found-dead-in-burning-house-she-loved-him-friend-says
>>69959110
>our culture
It isn't going anywhere. The U.K will be great again, my friend.
I only wish Nigel "Can't Barrage the Farage" could've saved us.
North Carolina is best Carolina
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/03/us/north-carolina-gender-bathrooms-law-opposing-views/index.html
Butthurt liberals that are banning travel because of """discrimination""":
http://www.fox5atlanta.com/news/117023493-story
http://fox61.com/2016/03/31/malloy-bans-state-travel-to-north-carolina-due-to-anti-lgbt-legislation/
http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/04/02/dayton-bans-nc-travel/
http://www.wsoctv.com/news/dc-mayor-bans-city-workers-from-travel-to-north-carolina/191923077
http://www.wbur.org/2016/03/30/boston-bans-travel-north-carolina
>>69953694
Oddly enough I was directed to a collection of antiquated Iowa state and municipal laws.
Highlights include:
Iowa City
>A man with a mustache may not kiss a woman in public.
Bettendorf
>One-armed piano players must perform for free.
Cedar Rapids
>It is illegal to read person's palms within the city limits.
Dubuque
>Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building.
Indianola
>The “Ice Cream Man” and his truck are banned.
Marshalltown
>Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants.
Otummwa
>Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
I can attest that some of these are not only still on the books, but were actually still applied until a few decades ago.
Ice Cream Trucks are still banned in Ottumwa, many of the hotels in Dubuque still have hitching posts out in front from when horses were still commonly used downtown, and I was once scolded by an officer for tickling a young lady's lips on the Iowa City ped mall
>>69953694
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/shot-illinois-man-ain-tripping-article-1.2516905
and you fucks think this shit is contained in Chicago.
>>69953694
http://www.nj.com/lottery/index.ssf/2016/03/nj_man_bored_at_work_ends_up_winning_millions_play.html
http://www.fox5ny.com/news/114292295-story
http://abc7ny.com/news/prosecutors-nj-man-let-young-girls-engage-in-sex-acts-on-live-online-broadcast/1266701/