>According to the United States Penal code, the distribuition of Kinder eggs can get you up to 10 years of prison.
What's wrong with you people?
We like to protect our children from choking on toys and immigrant cocks.
>>69953192
Why are american kids more prone to choking on these things than kids of other western nations? Are you guys just lazy parents or something? Though that wouldnt account for a child coming across one during school hours etc. But it begs the question.. why do american kids want to swallow things more than others?
>>69953050
>a million things wrong with America
>you pick this
sage
They're a choking hazard for small children.
We have a problem with irresponsible parents in this country.
>>69953337
They don't. All kids do, it's just we did something about it. Any four year old will eat anything good tasting.
What's right with them?
>>69953050
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzZDmT2p4bI
>>69953337
Actually the law is to prevent people from selling say, candy bars made partially from sawdust. The law states no non-food items can be contained within food. Kinder eggs being banned are just a side effect. They could make an exemption if they cared to.
>>69953574
>What's right with them?
The vast majority of their population
>>69953050
>still pushing this meme
They are legal in the US
>>69953547
>plastic is "good tasting"
>>69953574
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRFadjwNzBI
Fucking dumb yanks the toys come enclosed in a case so unless your autistic youth try and swallow the whole egg at once they'll be fine. As for the little parts inside maybe they should choke to death if they try to eat those after opening the case. You may as well ban all toys with small parts
>>69953337
were fadd :DDD we like do swallow food :DDD :-dDDD xDDD
>>69953050
>citation needed
>>69953050
/Funny thing is, I was always able to get them as a kid in the 90s and 2000s they were ok to import for private use but then italian restaurants and shit would sell them commercially. We always had a pointless de facto ban on them.
>>69953837
Nigel is based as fuck. Even better than your small handed chap called drumpf.
>>69953730
Thanks for the info, strange.
>>69953050
I can buy Kinder Eggs with the toys inside and everything from the deli about 10 minutes away form my house. This shit is a legitimate myth. I have tomorrow off work. At 3pm eastern time, i will post a thread with pics of the eggs on the shelf, a receipt and the egg and its contents.
Now fuck off leaf
>>69953830
puppies eat shit, what's your point man
>>69953337
Sounds like somebody wants to steal the fat crown from us. Come at us you skeletal aussie fuck, you will never be as fat we are.
Are they any good
There's a hadji shop that has them at a premium price
I'm curious if the chocolate itself is good or if it's just regular ass milk chocolate
>>69954005
I agree that Farage is based. Does he have a chance of ever becoming PM? My guess is no.
>>69954176
Its american chocolate, it's corn based
>>69954178
No, the media demonize him.
>>69953904
You guys banned guns to avoid incidents, why didn't you band kinder eggs in case the occasional fat kid chokes on one. You fucking bigots, if it saves just one life it is worth it.
>>69953050
my local gas station sells them
>>69954235
Thank you, partial Canada
>>69954176
The chocolate is not anything really spectacular. Its a novelty item at heart. Like I told the OP leaf, them being illegal to sell is a myth, Ill post a thread at 3pm eastern tomorrow with proofs of eggs
>>69954329
Piss off you fat fuck. You dubble chinz are showing.
>>69954153
>>69953937
I was about to go on some rant about how you fuckers dont know who you're talking to citing some study from memory that cast australia as the fattest nation on earth, but that must be a decade old memory or something because checking up on it, looks like pacific niggers take the cake
>>69954402
Ok, so you are trying to say that fat lives don't matter, and second of all, that's not the British way. Third, you eurofags are so poor fat is simply a dream to you. Must be shitty that you can't get a McDouble for 99 cents thanks to public healthcare.
>>69954297
Ah, I figured. Then how fucking dare you insult Trump when your guy doesn't have a chance to become the leader of his country, you dumb cunt. Not sure if it's all the paki cock in your ass clouding your mind, but the Drumpf meme died long ago, faggot.
>>69954592
Ok, this is a case of why statistics CAN SOMETIMES be shit. The Federated States of Micronesia has a population of 103,549 and Nauru has a population of about 10,084.
Using countries with such small populations to compare against countries like the US or unions like the EU is just silly
>>69954592
I literally called you a skeleton, why do you think I was trying to call Aussies fat? Please, my reality is being shattered, are you getting bad at the bantz? Is Canada really stealing the crown from you? I have been defending your title for months, please don't fuck it up now.
>>69954649
>P-P-Paki cock
Coming from an american, I find that quite funny. Go ahead bootlicker. You need a dominant male to boss you all around because america is full of betas.
>>69954949
t. the Eternal Anglo
>>69954862
I assumed you used it as an insult because you pride yourself on the numerous sweaty rolls erupting from your bulbous frame, as in "you think you're fat? This is fat"
>>69954837
I just found it pretty interesting, I mean the entirety of those nations are obese niggers
literally mythological level, "there be the island of obese niggers" shit
>>69955177
where peru tho
>>69955121
>>69955177
>W-W-We are the best
Anything of value you adopted from us. You literally just continued from where we left off. The road was already paved. We handed you your """"""greatness"""""" to you on a silver platter. You act as if you imbeciles actually worked for it. You have never won a war in the entire history if your country. Pretty pathetic.
>>69955471
kek, ahmed its 3:00 am go to bed, you have a big stoning tomorrow
>>69955471
>You have never won a war in the entire history if your country.
kek
The cucklist is accurate. You really are butthurt about losing your empire and being anally raped by pakis.
>>69954592
My Australian pal, Assume makes an Ass out of u and me, You trying to take our fat title is like the Canadian pretenders trying to take your shitposting throne. I will talk shit about our competitive fat levels when you show pics of obese Aussies using scooters at K mart.
It's all in good fun M80
>>69953730
>The law states no non-food items can be contained within food.
Wait, what about King Cakes?
>>69955676
>>69955679
I'm not butthurt. Losing the empire was a small price to pay to get rid of the parasites. They're your problem now. If you think about it, america is a military farm for Israel. You grow up idolizing guns and killing, they ship you off and you may come back with an arm missing, a leg missing. It doesn't really matter. America is the most cucked nation on earth. You fight and die for Israel. Now that is pretty pathetic.
>>69955917
ahmed go to bed
>>69955996
>Ahmed
>President is literally a Muslim
>>69955243
I meant to respond to that with >>69955841
btw I see what u did there (u call this knife?! this is a knife!)
>>69953050
that's the surprise
>>69956067
>country is literally run by muslims
If they legalized kinder eggs like half of the lefts arguments would get destroyed because they can't point to it anymore
America would honestly be a better place if they made them legal again
We banned assault toys.
>>69956103
but really tho, if u wanna beat us in the fat title, you have a long way to go senpai
>>69956179
>Run by Muslims
No, it isn't. That would be your country. You president is a Muslim.
>>69956103
>>69955841
going to have to concede here ;)
>>69956179
>>69956067
Top kek. Criticizing Mudslimes is literally illegal in the UK and the britbong dares to call the US the most cucked nation in the world.
>>69956419
brit doesnt understand lol
>>69956419
Well, if fighting and dying for another nation, which hates your guts by the way, isn't cucked, I don't know what is.
>>69956332
meanwhile your country is being filled with migrants as we speak
>>69956611
And yours isn't? Oh no that's right. Mexicans aren't migrants.
>>69953050
they're a huge safety risk
i just saw this little brown kid that swallowed a fucking leaf
a plastic dinosaur? not in my country!
>>69956332
>run by muslims
>your pie chart has muslims while ours has none
fucking kek
Obviously India comes on top we have kinder eggs amd bottled cow piss. Beat that eurocucks
>>69956717
Do you not understand that your president is indeed a Muslim himself? You are the ones being ran by Muslims. Go on, deny it. That's all you americuts are good at.
>Getting cut reduces penis diseases
>Dr. Shekelberg Goldstein told me so
You have done irreversible damage to you country.
>>69953050
You don't seriously put something brown in your mouth do you?
>>69955177
You got the flag wrong fucking goof
>>69956923
Well which is it, Ahmed? Are we run by Muslims, or are we run by Israeli shills who want to bomb Muslims? Because it seems even you haven't made up your mind about it.
>>69956923
>literally swore upon the bible during inauguration
All he does is suck muslims dicks you fucking retard.
And you havent? ever since WW2 the world has just used your country lol, if your country were to disappear no one would notice
>>69957435
>Irrelevant
kek, I really do pity Americans. Do you actually think the world cares about you? We don't.
>M-Muh inventions
Yeah, the ones created by anglos. Your pathetic nation hasn't accomplished anything. You deployed the full force of your military in Vietnam and the farmers sent you home with your tail between your legs.
>this thread
>>69957435
England used to be the factory churning out imperialism and white supremacy. Now it's just a sjw cuckold 'nation' if I may use that term run over by pakis and Somalians
>>69957922
I didn't expect that from you India. You will always be better than the Americans to me. After all, you were more important.
>>69956672
Most of them are invaders. The politically correct term is undeported Americans.
>>69958274
kek
>>69953730
>>69954012
>>69955874
To expand. The non-food item has to be visible from the outside of the food. There's a different version of these that are now sold here.
>>69957686
implying we actually give a shit on what the world thinks lol. You guys lost to Poo in the loos, Farmers, potato farmers, the japs and u lost Hong Kong, Etc.
>Bu..Bu..But vietnam! you guys lost!
what is Vietnamization? it was a war for south Vietnam backed by the United States heavily. Will I admit it was a pointless war? yes, but we didnt lose it, the south vietnamese did for being so insouciant for the war.
P.S you guys supported us and were involved, so does that mean you guys also take the loss?
>>69953050
Gynocentric society.
Universal suffrage.
No hope.
>>69958007
Holy shit i was expecting a poo in loo response desu. But yeah Britons will always be better than amerifags in our books too.You guys just need to tone down the muzzie love. Long live the commonwealth brethren!
>>69956067
>Can't even go to Subway in their own country to get a ham sub
>Calls others Muslims
>>69958566
Listen, america has never won a war in its entire history. It probably never will. You won't even go up against a capable enemy. You're a afraid. You're all bark and no bite. But yes, america is so might and strong drone striking civilians thousands of miles away.
>>69958706
Thanks Indian bro.
>>69958800
>Can't even get food without corn syrup
>Calls other cucked
>>69958826
They won a war against themselves
>>69953337
they eat everything they see
>>69958826
keep telling your self that ahmed
>>69959278
Its the gods honest truth. Deny it all you want. We aren't all indoctrinated with american patriotism you know. We can see right through your lies.
>>69955177
Fk u u fkin cunt il fk u up eh I wil m8
>>69958920
Tfw the leaf has actually beaten muricans in a war. Oml
>>69958274
>undeported Americans
>>69959373
You aren't indoctrinated with any patriotism you slimy akmed.
>>69959600
No, we can't claim that victory. Remember, Canada didn't exist back then.
>>69959814
>Ahmed
>Mudslime nigger president
>Mexicans slowly taking over
>BLM bossing around whites
It is the end, friendo.
>>69959855
Americans still claim that they won the revolutionary war even though they weren't a country either.
>>69960098
>https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/1812_in_Canada
>The United States calls out 175,000 men, Canada 2,000.
Now this is just sad
>>69960098
True
>>69953050
According to the fact that I saw these yesterday, you are a lying nigger
>>69960287
Shouldn't you guys be typing in Punjabi tho
Kek
>>69960365
You're a wierdo
>>69960606
>weirdo
>>69960742
Cela devrait être en français, pour être honnête.
>>69956284
Really, a person who defends gun rights (and rightly so), will resort to this argument?
Do you know how many kids have accidently been killed by guns? Should guns be banned?
>>69960966
What if she got cavities from eating chocolate, didn't have it taken care of and the infection spread to her brain and she died from the actual chocolate?
>>69961337
That's easy. We ban chocolate.
They need to put a mini burger inside then we'll consider it.
