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>this is illegal in britbong
LOL
>>69952424
That butterfly will sting like a bee if you are not careful anon...
So is this.
Have fun cutting your fingers trying to use it right.
>>69952424
ikr, britbongs are stupid for banning tennis balls
>>69952424
>OP means the tennis ball used off a tennis court
>>69952424
Butterfly knives are also illegal in Canada, because our politicians decided they would just ban whatever they saw in action movies.
is that even used fror anything other than
>assaulting someone
>keeping it for enjoying the fantasy of the possibility of assaulting someone
What a tiny ass butterfly. Be a real man and buy something useful.
Plus imo the more weight the better and more intuitive tricks feel since you have more room when throwing the weight in your wrist
Here as well. A lot of those "There's no way you'd need that in the kitchen OR at work, and people keep killing each other with them" knives have been banned.
>>69952424
>Viewing this is illegal in britbong
>>69952424
What is the best polish can carry without licence? We have pic related (it's fucking ancient but kills people as well)
>>69952424
that's not a knoife
this is a knoife
>>69952562
So is this.
>>69952424
This is illegal in Ausfailia, what are gonna do about it?
>>69953006
What specifically makes it illegal to own? Because it's designed solely to stab?
>>69952424
Nope. Illegal to buy, sell or carry. Perfectly legal to own. I used to have one from France but I gave it away because butterfly knives are pretty much useless for anything but doing tricks and cutting your fingers.
>>69952973
I thought it was pretty easy to legally get guns in czech land?
>>69952582
You do realize how easy it is to use one right?
>>69953418
EXIF not found.
>>69952424
That knife is like 400 dollaroos right?
>>69952424
>pull it out
>stab someone in the neck quick and easy
why wouldn't it be illegal?
>>69953846
Because a kinfe is a human right.
It separates you from the animals.
>how long until fire is illegal in bongland?
>>69952424
>this is illegal in swiss
>>69952424
Do you want to know why? Because the British hate the french.
>>69952424
What the fuck is that shit? Is it a knife or a plier?
>>69952424
The EU will take it away from you soon enough :(
>Be me
>Hot summer day
>City park is full of people enjoying the 3 days of sunshine we get a year
>Polish couple having a nice picnic under a tree
>Police on patrol
>See a knife the couple laid out to cut a small cake
>Police make huge issue out of it
>Confiscate it
>Polish couple are looking around like R U kidding me?
>Head police woman warn couple they could be fined or spend up to 5 years in jail for carrying any knife in the city.
>Polish terrorists thwarted
>Proud day to be British.
>>69954279
Butterfly knife/Balisong
durp.
Jesus wow I feel sorry for your unfree shitty country's lol
>>69954279
It's a balisong, or butterfly knife.
>>69952424
>mfw I own like 4 different fedoras of knives aka butterfly knives
>mfw no face
>>69952703
literally this
>>69954331
Hey, Britain.
That's not a knife. It's a spoon. You guys took that seriously didn't you?
Knives aren't illegal in UK, they're illegal to carry around with you on the street. Depending on length (over 3") is regarded as a bladed article and you can be charged with, guess what.. Posession of a bladed article. Big knives such as machetes are looked at as 'offensive weapons'.
I think it's illegal in America but I could be wrong.
>>69954331
Dog stave da gueen
>>69952424
Pretty sure that tennis ball is to
>>69952424
Sharp spoons too
.
>>69952424
this is all the home defence I need, desu
>>69954538
Auto openers and butterfly knives and double bladed knives are illegal. So OP is correct.
And you can own a machette/kukri as long as you don't leave you own property with it...
>>69954599
Depends on the state, usually.
Whats wrong with carpet you crazy brits!
>>69952424
Also illegal in Canada
>>69954811
You know fun fact.
A monitor counts as a TV, So does your phone.
>>69953846
My parents immigrated from Britain, and I'm ashamed of what Britain has become. Where's that British resolve and stiff upper lip?
>>69954915
So do my eyes and mind.. Are they gonna tax them too?
>>69954811
Our most feared and respected of public servants. God bless the BBC and our well spent tax money. God save the queen
>>69953846
>pull it out
>stab assaulter im the neck quick and easy
why wouldn't be legal
>>69954915
Oh shit, I'm gonna need at least another 3 licenses.
>>69953179
It's because of the piece that goes over the knuckles because it can "increase the force of a punch" or some shit.
>>69955005
Don't take action, you never know motherland.
>>69955005
If you insist, but your eyes are more of a camera and your mind is ??
>>69955182
Well. They count monitors as TV's because they are based on TV's.
The laws haven't been updated.
>>69954538
Are you allowed to unlock your knife safe and use them to defend yourself in a home invasion scenario?
>>69954905
what? store down the street sells plenty only knives that are illegal are switchblades
>>69954965
You know the saying:
"An Englishman's home is his castle" ?
its now:
"An Englishmans home is owned by the council"
The government keeps the population suckling at their teet for benefits and under the thumb of big brother. We forgot what hard work for a days pay and freedom is.
>>69952703
I sure as fuck own one though...
>>69952778
The word you're looking for is combat knives
>>69955250
tele = distance
vision = seeing/view
My eyes see things from a distance. My mind kind acts like the internal television I guess
>>69955274
Quick look tells me auto openers are allowed there, but not OTF (out the fronts) or fully automatic open and close.
>>69955185
>We don't want you to punch somebody harder
>Feel free to have this foot-long piece of pointed steel
>>69952979
Don't be a loon, bin that spoon!
Thing is, I could walk around with a guitar all day without trimming my strings at the end, they can have someone's eye out
>>69952647
kek
>>69955274
Gravity assisted blades like butterfly knives are illegal here.
>>69955185
What ?
>>69953846
A folding blade can be deployed faster and easier because it's a simpler design, and a fixed blade knife doesn't even need to be unfolded at all. If you're banning butterfly knives you may as well ban all knives.
>>69955406
Given that I can still buy our army's knife, no.
I seriously kind of feel bad for the Brits watching them ever increasingly transform into an authoritarian nanny state. And the worst part is they're doing it to themselves on purpose. Cameras everywhere, depending on government for so much, no guns, no knives and to top it all off they've still got a Royal family and their actually proud of that shit?
What a fucking joke.
>>69955840
>gravity assisted
So everything but space knives?
this is illegal in britain
>>69956190
White teeth?
spears are the white man's weapon
>>69955336
Well, my hat is off to you. Best of luck.
>>69956122
Een worse for us Scots. All of what you said, plus actual homos in charge and wanting control of their own super gay muslim loving country.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/election-2016-scotland-35960152
>>69952424
Um its got a folding stock??? Of course its a dangerous assault weapon.
>>69956302
this 2bh
swords are meme weapons
>>69956337
Yeah you scotts and irish are alright. Too bad we never stepped in to fight Britain to guarantee your freedom from them. Maybe it's not too late...
>>69956262
kek
>>69952424
>>69953418
remember your place you disgusting cockroach filth
>cold on the cobbs will never have a full tank of freedom
https://player.vimeo.com/video/105587608
>>69952424
>no tang
>>69955254
>use something to defend yourself
Mostly not. You'll have to prove that you never intended to use it for defense and simply grabbed whatever was on hand. Leaving a cricket bat under the bed and saying 'But I play cricket' might not be enough so you should play it safe and keep a whole set of cricket equipment alongside it. A knife or sword on a display stand might be OK but you actually have to prove your innocence when you use an object as a weapon.
>>69956616
Poland has a way better future ahead than Great Shitain.
>>69956302
>not axe/shield with longbow weapon swap
>>69956167 #
>any knife that has a blade that opens automatically by gravity or centrifugal force, or by hand pressure applied to a button, spring or other device attached to the handle of the knife
To be honest nobody gives a fuck about it in Canada. I've never heard of anyone getting hassled. I carry around a switchblade in my pocket for everyday use just because I like the design.
>>69956616
You are clearly mad brah
>>69956628
Even this makes me want to rent a chevvy/mustang and drive through Texas. Yee-haw
>>69956656
pathetic.
>>69956698
Yeah Poland really has been a staple for mankind, because if you think they have a ''better future'' because they aren't taking refugees in then does that mean where I live has a way better future to because they are very anti immigration?
>>69952424
shut up poland this is why we let germany rape you in ww2
>this is also illegal in britbong
>>69956712
axes immediately get stuck in shields. really their only use is disarming an opponent of their shield.
>>69956540
American Education... lol
Yep if Paton showed up and helped William Wallace there definitely would have been freedom for Ireland
HUE HUE
>>69956876
People have to be microchipped by the following year.
>>69956656
That's bullshit senpai, the legal guidelines clearly set out a diminished responsibility to use "Reasonable force" in a home invasion, to the point where shooting someone with a firearm you somehow have is absolutely fine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Om5-wN_176Y
>some British liberals from the guardian go to a gun industry trade show in las vegas
>they've clearly never handled a gun before or even seen one in real life
>they proceed to do a bunch of dangerous stupid shit and ask every single gun manufacturer if "this was the weapon used in (insert recent shooting here)" no matter how different the gun used in the shooting might have been
>eventually get thrown out for acting like retards
WOOOoooooowWWWWWWWWWW
>>69952424
https://youtu.be/z6yyZB1EGao
only faggots use them. just get a switchblade
>>69952424
Wait a fucking minute...
Is /pol/ right?
>>69956973
No also because they're not pussies like you. They're one of the few countries who actually give a fuck about their NATO contributions and their military and economy are going to dominate yours one day. Plus, they love Americans so we'll be good buddies.
>>69955861
>>69955642
cunts fucked
here's another of mine
>>69952424
play tf2 and you'll see why
>>69957352
Lol. Typical American airman after completing basic training.
Which ribbon is the one for busing your own tray in the mess hall?
>>69956887
pretty much man, feels good.
>>69953582
owning a butterfly knife is like owning a 3 wheeler
you will keep pushing the limits of cool stuff you do until eventually you have a really bad accident and lose a finger
>>69957372
Flags can very very deceiving, after all your American so you probably have no clue where I'm from or what this flag represents, I think your a little confused yanky, I live in Northern Ireland near the border, I am a nationalist who lives in the most republican anti-British place in the world. Which is also the place which had the most IRA activity during the troubles. For some reason you are thinking that I am apart of the United kingdom, well you couldn't be more wrong.
Is this legal to carry in the UK without a license?
>>69957266
>shooting someone with a firearm you somehow have
>you somehow have
Using a firearm for self defense is almost indefensible under the law. Unless some guy attacks you at the range or while you're moving it in/out of your gun storage area, you will have a very very hard time proving that you just happened to have it on hand and weren't breaking any other laws pertaining to safe firearm storage.
It's retarded but you cannot deliberately seek out a weapon in the event of a break-in.
i once met a redditfag irl who was into spinning these little knives around his hand like a faggot. it was very cringe. is there a knifespinning community online somewhere?
>>69957907
And yet....and yet...you're under the UK's flag. So how "anti-british" are you really if you're not even worthy of your on flag?
>>69957907
They don't have a flag that says cunt on it tho.
>>69957153
A FULL TANK OF FREEDOM, PIERRE
https://player.vimeo.com/video/105587608
>>69957352
always
>>69958051
Just say you were cleaning it and heard someone come in innit
>>69958042
No, that is jail time if carried in public. If you work in a warehouse or something you could have access one. But you need a licence and 8 weeks mandatory safety training, and of course it is signed in and out of a secure cabinet only as required.
>>69954811
what is this
>>69958293
An asshole with a pretend badge trying to get into your home
>>69958076
oh but we do
>>69955927
fuck. that's real
>>69958366
what the fuck is a tv license
>>69958293
TV licence inspectors credentials.
They can enter your house at any time without knocking and make sure you aren't watching unlicensed BBC, and haul you off to jail.
They are like the stazi, only way scarier.
>>69953482
Ashamed to share a flag with you
>>69958293
you have to have a license to watch TV in Lord British's Britania, fellow patriot. really. they drive around in a van with oscilloscopes trying to catch people watchin illegally. really. this is a thing. heres a documentary about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NmdUcmLFkw
>>69958259
stfu and as long as you dont live in fucking burnley or some shithole, you could carry a stanley in public and just say it's for work
>>69958504
Joking aside, tell them to fuck off and close the door.
>>69958504
It's the tax we pay to fund race mixing and homosexual propaganda being beamed into our houses for our children to watch.
>>69954811
Drenai stronk. Remove Nadir.
>>69958414
You can't even find a good picture and if it's not a 4chan flag it's not even a country as far as I'm concerned.
>>69958648
pretty easy to get away from that mess yer in, friend. you just need.....
a full
tank
of
freedom
https://player.vimeo.com/video/105587608
Also, these so called weapon sweeps. They're from pretty rough places I take it, where they've raided for drugs and taken 'weapons' in to bump up charges too?
>>69958565
You must be mobbed up mate. No law abiding person carries an assault weapon like that around in public.
GCHQ.... GCHQ come in?
>>69952424
I'm pretty sure that they're illegal in my state, but I can sling an AR and walk into my state's capitol building, so it's all good.
(Law makers can be so fucking stupid sometimes.)
>>69958768
It's community officers trying to justify their job and 'interacting with the community' by picking up trash around the council estates.
>>69958565
The point is that it's retarded that you even have to hide it at all. It's a fucking boxcutter!
>>69958929
Oh alright, I wondered where my butter knife went but was too afraid to say anything!
>>69958943
Its just the price we pay for living in a wonderfully diverse nation where people get beheaded in public by 3rd world migrants who enrich every aspect of our daily lives.
>>69958771
This is GCHQ... repeating GCHQ responding
...Yep, I'm still watching retards lie on the internet OVER
>>69958504
newfag, your truly blessed to be an american
>>69952424
lol meanwhile I can buy/order as many spring assist knives as i want here in Florida. Honestly pretty handy being able to quickly open your knife white the other is holding rope or whatever
>>69952424
>butterfly knife
stupid, just buy a folding knife
>>69958943
It's not really a box cutter anymore when football hooligans are slicing each other open with it though, is it
>>69959094
Thank fuck. I though maybe big brother wasn't watching at 4am. Got scared for a sec. Glad you are here I feel much safer now.
>>69959060
Yeah where are all these people finding fucking machetes and shit anyways when anything with a point is banned?
>>69953486
It's not hard, but even then you don't have access to America tier weaponry, are registered (=suspect when someone in your area gets shot), when shit hits the bucket they will know who to target first, and do you usually need more than two .54 rounds for selfdefense? (Not to mention you can load it with nasty shit like sharply cuted lead.)
>>69954599
Its illegal to carry in most states but you can own them in most states
>>69958714
pretty sure this is a good picture.
>>69952703
>Fucking leaves will never know this feel
>>69957771
You'll never lose a finger, the worst you'll do is get a superficial cut.
>>69959349
:( I was under the impression it was vz and cz all day no problem.
>>69958588
Won't they arrest you for antisocial behavior if you do that?
>>69959491
What the fuck is...
Wait...
Oh, German Space Magic Gun...
>>69952703
America too, and Nunchuks, because of 80s ninja movies.
>>69959289
Let em have at it as long as they're only killing each other...oh wait but you can't do that though, because you're government forces you to contribute to their medical bills when they don't die immediately. It's a vicious cycle because now in order to not have to foot all these morons medical bills you ban weapons and give more of your freedom away to your government. If you guys want to go make 1984 a reality just admit it already.
>>69959347
Muslims are exempt because it's their religious right.
>>69954532
>you coil that a knoife?
>>69952424
>Double edged
Most civilized countries have outlawed these because they serve no purpose other than stabbing other people. Anyone who uses a dagger as a utility knife is autistic.
>>69959655
And a hate crime if the officer is a minority.
>>69952424
Illegal in some parts of the USA as well.
>>69957383
Are you planning to shank your cellmate with that? What the fuck
>>69959491
Those baby killing assault clips are illegal in most states though
>>69959489
lel
If you need to put effort into searching for a picture of your flag, I don't know what to tell you, bro
>>69956616
Eh? UK are the ones letting cockroaches in.
Glorious Poland is at least trying to defend itself.
>>69959655
The TV licensing people have no rule of law, they're not an authority. They're hired by the BBC to see if you're using a television without being registered with a license to use one.
They cannot enforce anything, they cannot enter you home. All they have is a suspicion and a piece of paper if you admit that you're using a television (they know you have no license).
Telling them to fuck off could be deemed rude, but you cant get in trouble for it.
>>69958565
Oh realy :^)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkek6P8L4BE
>>69956876
so? That's a good thing. Gets the fuckers off the street easier.
>>69956262
beat me to it
>>69957907
And just look at what your resistance has got you!
That you still bare the Union Jack should remind you of your utter failiure to fight your betters.
Maby if you didn't try to fight an enemy you had no chance of beating you could of kept any semblance of a culture beyond a stereotype of impotent violence and incompetance.
>>69952703
I have a neat switchblade my dad got in Italy sometime in the 70's
>>69960045
lmao, wtf was he doing to get arrested?
>>69960007
Does the Polish defense include cleaning toilets?
>>69959489
Not really. Kind of sad that you can't find one good picture of your supposed "country's" flag and you're internet tells me you're from the UK.
Face it dude, you're not really a country, you just pretend you are, but in the grand scheme of things the only reason you're around is because of Britain's protection and everything else. They allow you to exist and you are hardly anything at all, let alone a country. If I google Northern Ireland's population it says 1.811 million. Now compare that to New York City which is 8.4 million and that's just one of the many cities and towns we have in this country. You'll quickly come to understand who thinks you're actually a "country" is laughable.
>>69959637
What is VZ? But as I said, it's not hard to get, around 64% people get it on the first try, but it doesn't seem worth the hassle, especially if EU tries to force some antigun laws (like everytime they orchestrate some attack like France or Brussels), nobody will go look for me and I still have pocket sawed off shotgun without authorities knowing. If every other frenchman carried one not even 1/4 would have to die few months ago.
>>69960399
Clean toilets will keep Indians out at least
Does it auromoatically kill people if you stab them in the back?
>>69960597
Bog trotters form NI are without a country. They are traitors to the land they live in, but not loyal enough to live in the republic and not smart enough to google "Irish flag" due to excessive inbreeding.
>>69957138
If your axe gets stuck in someone's shield you are doing it wrong
>>69960645
>vz
The Czech rifle
bin that knife m8
>>69960673
>implying Indians go anywhere near toilets unless it is to worship them as Hindu gods.
>>69952424
Yes and this is illegal in USA.
They're illegal in the US as well. They're defined to be switchblades since deployment is caused "by operation of inertia, gravity, or both" - unless the blade is less than 7.5 cm long and you have only one arm. Then you can possess one (seriously).
>>69958259
>safety training
oh my god my sides
>>69957124
> this is illegal in america
>>69961208
Not in New Hampshire
Live Free or Die, faggots
>>69957383
Damn, I thought Australia wasn't a prison anymore.
>>69961606
Wrong.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
>>69963070
Actually, right, back in 2010 former Governor John Lynch removed all the knife restriction laws, including switch blades
>>69961208
>Wrong.
Unless the store that sold it to me broke the law, or the manufacturer who made it broke the law, and I'm breaking the law.
>>69963393
>current year
>smoking
good goy
>>69961595
No. They're illegal in vater Deutschland because kids are stupid Fucks and eat the toy. In America they're legal.
>>69959692
>German Space Magic Gun
Why is that gun called that?
>>69963781
because it's a Heckler & Koch
>>69961595
>>69961159
yea only not. the only places that sell that garbage are russian markets.
>>69952424
switchblades are illegal in the US also
>>69964695
no they arent
>>69956876
How is that a bad thing?
My cat is microchipped.
Let me guess, it causes autism?
>>69961208
>illegal
Most places that have laws on them just make them illegal to carry. Very few weapons are actually illegal to have at all except for NFA firearms without the stamp.
>calling a balisong a butterfly knife
>>69961159
No it's not
>>69955927
I wouldn't trust that knife to cut butter wtf
>>69963478
germanfag you should smoke, gonna get killed anyway
>>69965587
>Boston
is it true then? 90% of boston are niggers?
>>69952424
Flyfathers keep getting price cuts but they're still too expensive, while the tachyon 3s are all 1000+ and sell instantly. Shit doesn't make sense.
>>69965587
>$1.99
you're getting ripped of
>>69953407
This
Carrying this is in public is classed as possession of an offensive weapon
