Your daughter returns home from a month of college that you paid for.
>Mom, Dad, I have a confession. I am a Democratic Liberal Transgender furry that has a black boyfriend named Tyrone. I have come here to request more money for college and to help Tyrone pay for his parking tickets issued by the racist white police. I would like to inform you that if you do not provide me with money, you need to check your white privilege.
How would you handle this?
Go back to watching MLP
Wake up, this is obviously a nightmare
>>69952336
I don't have a daughter
>>69952411
It's your wife's daughter
>>69952336
go back to israel you kike.
>>69952336
Stop paying for her college.
>>69952336
Print off a piece of paper with a box in the middle and "privilege" besides it, tick it off, hand it to her and tell her that now that she's an adult, her and her friends have the responsibility to take care of their own problems.
>>69952336
Oy Vey,
Our programming isn't suppose to work on you, you're not some shiska. SHABBOT SHALOM.
>>69952514
lmao wheres this from?
>>69952336
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbk0S48YZMc
>checking intensifies
>Things that happen in america
>>69952336
Order my sons to murder Tyrone and all future non-white partners or offspring.
>>69952477
kek
>>69952514
that's pretty funny
>>69952336
>Daughter
>Transgender
>Boyfriend
Uh... No, OP. YOU make sense.
>Furry
Well. I'm gonna have to squash this.
>Wants me to pay for more college
How are those grades?
>Wants me to pay off this stranger's parking tickets
How about no. If he were a good friend of the family already maybe I'd be willing to help out, but you JUST brought him here and you're angrily demanding money for him.
>Telling me to check my privilege
Girl, you done goofed.
I may have raised you in a progressive household, but I sure as hell didn't raise you to act like an entitled brat. Come back and see me tomorrow after you've had some time to think about this.
>>69952336
>Mom, Dad, I have a confession. I am a Democrat
Out the door, faggot.
>>69952336
"Who are you? I have no daughter. Leave my property.""
>>69952336
I tell her to check her financial privilege, turn around 360 degrees, and moonwalk back to the couch.
Tell her she isn't my daughter anymore. Read about Tyrone murdering her for not paying his parking tickets while he goes to jail for life.
>>69956068
Can we, like, address how problematic your post is? The way you type is , uh, like a fucking caricature of tumblr. This is supposed to be a SAFE SPACE to mock niggers, degenerates, and Australians. Soooooo...cultural appropriation much?!? Ugh I can't even.
>>69957333
This post is so bizarre and unexpected that I'm honestly not sure how to interpret it.
>>69952336
I would tell Tyrone to get a fucking job and earn his own tuition, then disown my daughter and wish her all the best with her (his?) new life.
>>69956499
But 360 degrees is a circle
>>69958324
You must be new around these parts.
>>69958418
Lol I tricked you! I was only pretending to not be familiar with that joke. You have been TROLLED by a master ruseman! B-)
>>69958781
Do people still do this?
If you pretend to be an idiot, then backpedal, you don't leave any room for anyone to believe you. So in the presented case that you actually are an idiot, why would anyone have reason to believe otherwise?
>>69952336
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
DISOWNED
>>69958781
rekt [x] not rekt [ ]
>>69952336
>implying i have the courage to impregnate a woman
lol
Joke's on you, that's my wife's daughter.
>>69952336
You're 18 now right, honey? Excellent. Leave my house and never come back. Enjoy being an adult. Have fun with your new found freedom.
>>69959979
in 6 years
>>69952336
>Your daughter returns home from a month of college that you paid for.
>How would you handle this?
First off I would wonder why the fuck I'm paying for college when the state is already funding free college for everyone via my taxes.
Secondly I would tell her to fuck off and get a part time job to pay for that shit like any normal college student in sweden who isn't a spoiled brat.
>>69952477
I don't have a wife.
>>69952720
I wanna meet her dad
Tell her to leave and never come back. Then probably consider suicide due to the shame of failing so badly as a father
>mfw I'll never have to deal with this because I'm sterile from testicular cancer
