This man challenges you to a duel
Are you man enough /pol/?
>>69947521
had nothing better to do today sure
Why would we challenge me to a duel? I'm a patriotic Jacksonian American who would vote for Andrew Jackson's corpse if it appeared on a ballot.
>>69947521
a duel you say?
>>69947624
Yep, Jackson was the greatest President to ever live. Smashing the ((((banks)))) on behalf of the people.
>>69947521
>comes back from the dead
>travels all the way to where I live
>challenges me to a duel
Well I guess I'd say yes.
Would be rude to know he went to all that effort to shoot me in fair 1v1 combat to say no.
Was Andrew a good president? A lot of people say he wasn't but I think that's more because of
>muh poor Indians :(
then for anything else
>>69947521
If I win - I would go down in history; if I lose - it would be a heavenly way to die. So, yes, I would accept a duel.
>>69947521
I kill him by stabbing a pencil in eye.
>>69947521
what kinda duel? a pussy duel or a judicial duel?
>>69948213
>muh Indians
Every time I hear that shit I say a version of pic related and get tons of laughs. Seriously, they spent ~20,000 years on these two continents and only managed to put up a few shitty pyramids in some jungles. Then we show up and a few f them go apeshit in us and/or die from having shitty immune systems.
I don't feel sorry for the pathetic redman.
>>69948389
Technically if you lose, you still go down in history as:
The guy who Andrew Jackson came back from the dead and traveled across america to shoot.
>>69947521
Wasn't Jackson noted for being without honour when it came to duels? Things that weren't quite cheating but were not in the spirit of duels?
>>69948566
Thats not how duels work fin
I would be honored to die in a duel with Mr. Jackson.
>>69948634
Yeah they spent the whole time worshipping fucking salmon and orcas and we had less time here and made it to the moon. The inferior get paved over by the capable and that's how it should be.
>>69948754
Its a surprise.
>>69948713
No, he was just impolite.
Like if someone 360 noscoped you IRL and sent letters to everyone who loved you saying "lol rekt".
Technically, in a duel, him shooting you is the point, but that doesn't make his behavior any less rude.
>>69948713
>On May 30, 1806, Jackson and Dickinson met at Harrison’s Mills on the Red River in Logan, Kentucky. At the first signal from their seconds, Dickinson fired. Jackson received Dickinson’s first bullet in the chest next to his heart. Jackson put his hand over the wound to staunch the flow of blood and stayed standing long enough to fire his gun. Dickinson’s seconds claimed Jackson’s first shot misfired, which would have meant the duel was over, but, in a breach of etiquette, Jackson re-cocked the gun and shot again, this time killing his opponent.
he did nothing wrong.
>>69949177
ALPHA AS FUCK.
Jesus Christ, allstar.
>>69949177
>Mr.Jackson, why did you break one of the rules of dueling?
>i was shot in the chest you try thinking clearly when shot in the chest u lil bich
>>69949177
>>69949316
Actually, considering how advanced guns are these days, Jackson would have second thoughts on gun duels since it took actual skill to use guns in his days since the guns from his time period were less accurate including the ammunition used in Jackson's era.
I think rather than a gun duel, Jackson would challenge a modern male to a knife fight or sword fight, instead.
>>69949177
what the fuck is the point of duels in the first place
>>69949520
Probably.
>>69949652
>What's the point in solving conflicts with people you hate and who hate you by setting a time and place where you can shoot/stab eachother
Gee anon i dunno, must be some wacky whitey thing, I know that in africa conflicts are solved by who's the bigger nigger.
>>69949652
>Jackson and Dickinson were rival horse breeders and southern plantation owners with a long-standing hatred of each other. Dickinson accused Jackson of reneging on a horse bet, calling Jackson a coward and an equivocator. Dickinson also called Rachel Jackson a bigamist. (Rachel had married Jackson not knowing her first husband had failed to finalize their divorce.) After the insult to Rachel and a statement published in the National Review in which Dickinson called Jackson a worthless scoundrel and, again, a coward, Jackson challenged Dickinson to a duel
Only a cuck would stand to have his and his wife's honor insulted and not do anything.
>>69950080
That's what Cruz should have done, challenge The Donald to a duel.
>>69947521
fuck no
that nigga always wins
>>69950364
We need to bring duels back as a thing.
Like, being able to arrange a duel with someone you hate, and have a fair shot at killing them, would be amazing.
>>69947521
Its not about manliness, i dont want to die.
>>69950977
It is about manliness. A man would face his death knowing that if he was a pussy lil bich too scared to duel, he wouldn't deserve to live anyway.
>>69947521
why would we be dueling? I support the guy and would gladly kill Indians, redcoats, and bankers for him.
>>69947521
Dueling is fucking stupid, but i'll gladly fight you without a weapon
I would probably win considering my vastly superior technology
>>69947521
Nonchalant
>>69951800
>Implying he wouldn't use equally advanced technology
If you can get a gun, so can Andrew Jackson.
>>69951800
You both get a colt 45 and 7 days at a range
>>69947521
>he waits for me to fire first
>I wait for him
>he gives up
I could take him.
I hate this fucking faggot.
>>69952107
that nigger was old as dirt. He was slow and a bad shot, that's why he ded. I don't think any young person with shooting abilities would have a problem dropping ol' Jackson
>>69953124
So, how long have you been in America?
Because anyone who was actual american would know you don't fuck with Andrew Jackson and get away with it.
>>69947521
DAILY REMINDER ANDREW JACKSON WAS A KEK
>>69947521
I ain't falling for this again.
>>69954024
>>69953743
>He took care of orphans
Uh-huh... you do know cuck doesn't mean caring for kids that aren't yours right?
It means your partner regularly fucks other guys.
Jackson just felt bad for some orphans, and took them in.
>>69953030
chief tiny dove plz
HELL NO.
>>69947846
Yup, and soon those banks will have their revenge by taking his image off of the $20.
>>69954086
Fuck that nigger! He will never be president nor governor of New York, living or dead. Jefferson dropping him was the best thing he ever did.
>>69948634
>I don't feel sorry for the pathetic redman.
neither do i, but for different reasons. Maybe if the retards wouldn't have sided with the british during the revolutionary war they would have been treated better but no, they picked the wrong side and then bitched and moaned for dealing with the consequences
>>69954894
You know what I find funny? The only first world ex-colonies are the dominantly white ones. Maybe I should make a thread about that, but I'm too lazy.
>>69947521
>Are you man enough
not even close
I think the important question is: who would win in a fight?
