I was talking with my girlfriend regarding theories about the hypothetical Planet X, or Planet Nine, when she mentions that there is a new date for the "end of the world": September 28th. I laughed, as I did during previous years, and asked her for the link. First thing I read is the following:
>So according to a recent claim made by conspiracy theorists on Breaking Israel News, a mysterious ninth planet called Nibiru, or Planet X, is scheduled to smash right into Earth in just a couple months. It is claimed that Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson has confirmed that this event is definitely happening; also, some other Rabbi when on record and linked this terrifying apocalypse to a text from a Jewish scripts, the Zohar.
>Rabbi Matityahu Glazerson has confirmed that this event is definitely happening
Has any previous doomsday event been supported by jews?
http://www.theweeklyobserver.com/ninth-planet-nibiru-said-to-hit-earth-in-september-2016/11250/
Kill yourself
>>69945480
>tfw no /x/-tier gf
What is your secret OP?
>>69945480
>Rabbi Matisyahu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w1Va4DqDWs
>>69945480
And the conversation went as follows:
>14/88 MY 3DPD WAIFU
>14/88 MY FAITHFUL HUSBAND
>HOW ARE THE FIELDS OF HYPERBORIA
>QUITE WELL FAITHFUL HUSBAND ALSO IT'S HAPPENING
>YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS TITS OR GTFO, ALSO SAUCE?
>http://www.theweeklyobserver.com/ninth-planet-nibiru-said-to-hit-earth-in-september-2016/11250/
>WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN
Nibiru is one of my favorite /x/ topics. I love the tie-ins with a lot of Biblical events as well as documentation from other mythologies as well. That being said none of the hundreds of recurrences of the planet's appearance has been apocalyptic so I don't see why it would be such a disaster if it were to happen again.
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>>69946029
We were talking about this:
http://phys.org/news/2016-03-links-mass-extinctions-planet.html
And we were searching more info about that Planet X theory, when she found the link to that "doomsday" article, laughed, and shared it with me.
>>69946164
If you've got a telescope, go take a look a Jupiter. You might be in for a pleasant surprise.
>>69945480
>new date
every time
> no guys for real this time for serious
>>69946287
As an amateur astronomer who views Jupiter regularly I can't say I've seen anything surprising about it lately.
>yfw any large body big enough to be worried about entering our solar system would be visible to the naked eye for months, not to mention to millions of amateur astronomers with better gear than most colleges have
wasn't last september the ///end/// of the shemitah year?
please be true please be true
>>69945480
The mayday faggot was a leafposter too and look what became of that. Don't you cunts get enough attention or what?
>>69946406
There was once a little boy who called out "its the end of the world"....
>>69946459
Of course you could always just trust the word of this guy right here,
>>69945480
Lol, unstoppable event then? Might as well continue as normal.
>>69946746
I don't believe in the end of days. I mostly made this thread regarding the fact that it's Jewish people claiming this time is the real deal.
>>69946287
I have a spotting scope, which I use to take pics of the moon sometimes. This is from 2013
>>69946584
This hypothetical body is not necessarily close enough to Earth to be overly noticeable. It just has to be able to affect objects in the Kuiper Belt or Oort Cloud or something and send them flying toward Earth.
>>69946883
By all means, check it out yourself. Find your local astronomy club and go to a meeting if you don't have your own scope.
>>69945480
wasnt this supposed to happen 12/21/12???
why do you believe this bullshit? no like you can stop it or survive it
>>69946973
This is from feb 22, [current year]
i've been hearing about planet X 'almost here', since 19fucking88.
kill yourselves, NOW.
>>69946287
fucking idiot. I just looked at Jupiter last night.
>12 inch dobsonian with refigured primary master race
>nothing out of the ordinary.
>>69946459
what this guy said.
>>69945480
thats bullshit. a planet could be seen by : nasa, planetary observatorys, and since its 2 months from collision depending on the speed even from hobbiyists watching the sky. i say this is bullshit. and every collision possibility is documented and we have scales to mesure the risk. just goole.
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>>69947555
That reading comprehension... I don't believe in any of this. I'm more concerned about the jewish involvement this time.
And my main question, which no one has answered, have Jews ever been involved in any end of days bullshit before?
>>69945480
>I was talking with my girlfriend
Bullshit from the start
>>69947985
who gives a shit. just because a jew says it, doesn't mean it's true.
in fact it's probably less true if a kike says it.
>>69947985
>have Jews ever been involved in any end of days bullshit before?
Not the ones /pol/ advocate. The closet one one was the Jubilee crash of September 2015 but that one was made by an Italian tripfag. Of course nothing happened.
Dear God you guys are retarded.
Niburu is a misltranslation of Sumerian text and planet x is not even confirmed yet.
The gravitational pull of the objects surrounding its hypothetical location behave as if a planet roughly ten times the size of earth is responsible for them.
There could be many other explanations other than a planet.
Not to.mention the hypothetical planet x is neighboring Pluto right now.
Clifkbait bullshit
>>69948350
do they belive in end of times ? im illiterate in torah shit.
>>69945480
>Nibiru
gay.
make way for the real doomsday prediction.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nemesis_%28hypothetical_star%29
The Jews predicting their own demise? Surely they must have a contingency plot for such a shoa
>>69946973
Thanks for the pic.
I love the moon. It holds so many god damned mysteries, it makes my dick hard.
Most curious of all for me are the space-formed glass structures suspended over certain mare.
Absolutely intriguing.
Fuck the end of the world shit. But what happened to that discovery that scientists thought there was an extra planet in a wide orbit that they think is there because of a gravitational effect they found effecting the rest of the planets?
O SHIT SEATTLE GUYS....
>>69945480
The Earth is over five billion years old and will still be here long after we're gone. I think it's really telling how many people actually believe they'll be lucky enough to witness the end of it.
>>69947985
Just last september there were some jews predicting a crisis because of shemitah
>>69948997
We have the power to end it so it's not a farfetched belief.
Geez, when will you faggots realize that by predicting happenings you keep preventing the happening.
NO ONE KNOWS THE DAY NOR THE HOUR OF THE LORD'S RETURN!
By saying nearly every day will be THE HAPPENING?!?!?!? you're preventing it.
>>69949007
But crisis is not the same as end of days, right? I think they were talking about stock market crash, not apocalyptic shit... well, now that I think of it, a stock market crash IS apocalyptic for a jew.
Have they babbled out a date for an apocalyptic event before? Not just some crisis?
>>69949300
>NO ONE KNOWS THE DAY NOR THE HOUR OF THE LORD'S RETURN!
Then he won't ever return then.
There is no physical point in time in which he returns.
Are we really going to go though this whole September thing again?
>>69949372
I hope David Koresh really was Jesus.
>>69945480
Oy vey! Better go out and live it up with all your hard-saved shekels!
>Falling for a Jew ploy
>>69945480
>planet nine
pluto?
>>69946973
What have we always said about the Jews?
You don't trust them
>>69949858
Pluto is to planets as Japanese dick is to the rest of the world's dicks.
>>69950084
t. korean diaspora
>>69946589
No, it's /this/ september that it ends
We're in a leap shemitah
>Post a random topic
>Add jews
>Suddenly it becomes /pol/ related
I like how /pol/ is just actually just an anti-semitic /b/.
If a planet were to hit us in a couple months we would already be able to see it in the sky. Dumb fags.
>>69945480
2012 was 4 years ago, just FYI
>>69953264
I like the think we're more of an anti-semitic /x/.
>>69945480
He's probably just nostalgic for a Holocaust to complain about.
